Let the first meeting of Scrollers Crazy About Bashing Blonde Yahoos come to order.

The Abyss and Gabashing SPOILER WARNING

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Is Gab better when chaked in the head
Or is it when she's being fed
To some men as a course?
Or when dragged by a horse?
Let's face it, she's best when she's dead!

I know I've used this one before, but I felt it appropriate at this time.

Gab bashing warning
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Kil her kill her kill her dead
Then chakram her in the head
Stab her a few times with your sword
Hit her with your staff until you're bored
And while on the floor, on her you will tread

Since this is the first official meeting Gov', maybe we should discuss our rules of S.C.A.B.B.Y ?


I Bring to order.

1. Gab bashers only!
2. No pictures (unless funny and nasty at the same time) of Scabby posted in her.
3. No nice limericks about Scabby
4. All Scab sympathizers will be promptly gab-dragged away?
5. Nomination for new members needs to be agreed to by the two original members.

How's that Argy? We all know how you love rules....

And for your enjoyment

*sigh* I'm getting so tired of this
Why are you two always bashing my lady?!?
Just knock it off or else i will bite...hard



Wolf
aka Caesar

You were warned this was a gabashing thread.

If you don't wanna read it - don't come here.

Just the same as I try to avoid gabworshipping threads, on the whole.

Now ...

I knew a gal called Scabby
Who really was quite flabby
She had a stick
She made me sick
Because she was so blabby

I love my new sig pic the most
I feel that I just have to boast
Thanks so much Ame
You're one hell of a dame
And the best Aussie here, coast to coast!

You will not believe it, I know
Coz I did not think it was so
But here at this scroll
Someone got on a roll
Watching ten Xena eps in a row

Actually, I think it was eleven!!

eBay bidding can be mighty fun
Especially when your bid is the top one
You can get some cool props
But as your bank book drops
You will see that some stuff can cost a tonne!

Do I watch Buffy? I must answer "Yes!"
But there is something else I must confess
I also watch Dark Angel
Am I under some spell?
I'm just sucked in by fighting chicks, I guess

i'm not staying, i'm just peeking in
though i don't think Gab-bashing a sin
it sure makes some folks crabby
when you pick on "poor Gabby"
i don't do it, but it does make me grin.

Think about Scabby makes me feel ill
It festers and sickens me until
I do a nasty limerick and all is well again
Then i do some more again and again
Gab bashing is a way of life you dil!

This meeting is not just for bashers
And we do not mind party crashers
No Gabworship here
We hope that is clear
This club here is meant for Gab trashers

As long as you don't mind a good bash
And the gab drag and gab chak we can rehash
You can come on in
Talk to D'Jin
Throwing your irritating blonde worshipping in the trash

Some people call me a punk
But that's coz I am really drunk
Barcardi and Coke
It just not a joke
Unless your are piss proof like Crunk

it's me again, with my voyeuristic intentions
i'm awaiting the inevitable mentions
of Gab's many kidnappings and her squealing
that i know you both find so appealing
(and don't forget her disdain for Xena's clever inventions!)

I've come to see how goes the gab-bashing
I confess I often like the odd gab-thrashing
Ame's sigs fill me with delight
I should know, they're at my site
And I understand how bashers and lovers amount to clashing

A Gab bashing picture is always a must
Through her head, your chakram you thrust
I've many more pictures to see
That will be loved by you and me
Gab bashing is a sport that is fair and just

Somebody said "What's the plan?"
So I said "Let's start a new Clan"
Ame said "I'll be in it
That's how to begin it"
And so the Gabashing began

A new Clan you say, that's a whole new game
Maybe you could make it a branch of the McLimerick fame
Cause really your still
Limericking at will
And Clan McLimerick will die without Argy and Ame

But I understand your need to segregate
Especially when its Gabs that you hate
Just allow me the time
To sometimes come here and rhyme
Cause the other thread has been a bit dull of late

Besides I often gab-bash myself with the rest
My sig pic "I'm with Stupid" is one of my best
I admit I make fun
Of that blonde one
Who interrupted Xena's travels with a stupid spiritual quest

You can chill out and be yourself here
Sit down and we'll crack us a beer
Jagermeister and ouzo
You know we will swallow
As we Gabash and lim without fear

A laidback Aussie what more could you want
No pretense here, huge text or purple font
A gab-bash here, a gab-bash there
Don't like it? bugger off I swear!
Thanks I will take a beer to wash down my croissant

I love that "I'm with stupid" pic
It now has its own limerick
It's fresh and it's fun
Hell, I REALLY want one
So I can make Gablovers sick

Stace, mate, it is a real shame
That you do not turn on your AIM
For then we could chat
And chew on the fat
And our lives would not be the same