Don't you have any fear
You called, and I have come hear
If you say silly things
Look what it brings
Next I'll be saying "Oh dear!"

Sidekicks you know are rarely very good
Just look at Robin, no not the one with the hood
I mean Batman's boy
He brought no joy
Getting caught and in trouble like Batman never would

the best sidekick ever was Kato
master of karate and judo
he really was great
as the Green Hornet's mate
and never got kidnapped like a certain blonde dodo

**trivia question: who played Kato in the Green Hornet TV series?**

[ August 16, 2001: Message edited by: iyam whatiyam ]

Well I have come here to play
since I am having a boring day
and now subtext it out
no flirting, can't pout
but a flame is my name here I'd say

subtext is out? who sez?
just cuz you're not a lez?
EVERYBODY is welcome
anyone saying otherwise is just dumb
and we'll make 'em sit in the corner & wear a red fez.

Here I sit trying to make a rhyme
but with lmao I am having quite a time
I just have to say
Zoom you made my day
I am not a Lez but I think your sublime!

well technically this is thread crashin'
cuz i don't do much gabrielle bashin'
but it's hard to avert
a chance with GTG to flirt
so this topic may soon turn to passion

Enough of this talk about passion
What I wanna see is Gabashin'
If you visit in S.C.A.B.B.Y.
You will make us crabby
Unless you give Gabby a thrashin'

[ August 17, 2001: Message edited by: Janet ]

okay, so passion is out
i'll try a Gabbashing bout:
who's the blonde little punk
who's BGSB really stunk
and who's teeth are all covered with grout?

Let me tell you all about Scabrielle
Poor, stupid thing, with a horrendous smell
Till one day for her sake
Xena dragged her through a lake
She saved us from a fate worse than hell.

*cough* It's early and I'm still fuzzy from groovy pain pills.

Gabrielle is a fool
Gabrielle is a tool
Gabrielle has an ugly head
Gabrielle fills me with dread
Making us watch Gabrielle is just cruel


i know it's not good, but i had to bash

Well Zoom has locked the other thread oh no!
But that's alright cause a tantrum someone did throw
So here I'll rhyme and gab bash
But there's another I'd like to thrash
Nevermind I'll vent rage with a Gabby drag and tow

That fantastic scene in the musical, Bitter Suite
Really had me going since Gabs got so beat
With bruises and cuts
She almost spilled her guts
And Xena threw her over a cliff, how sweet!

I have a computer that sucks
I feel i need to earn some more bucks
Instead of whiling my hours away
On the internet each day
Maybe learn to be a surgeon who does nips and tucks

Ame my dear, wouldn't it be cool to get paid
To do what ya love, Gab bash all day
That'd be fun
I want a job like that one
But it doesn't exactly exist, I'm afraid.

Sometimes, when I'm at my job,
I feel like I am such a slob
When it gets slow
I post here, y'know?
That makes me feel just like a blob

An early morning scroll, it was a great way to start today
I'm excited this week cause the finale tapes are on their way
That darling Ame you see
Is sending tapes to me
I just hope no spoilers occur before they arrive that day

Funny I should write that last little post
Cause once again A spoiler did appear and boast
The title you see
Was seen by me
From the main forum page which I visit the most

But never fear nothing will upset me today
Cause tapes are coming soon, yes they're on their way
Unless again someone calls me fake
That I really couldn't take
It just may dampen my spirits on this sunny day

don't let your spirits wane
that would be profane!
cheerful you must stay
FIN is on the way
just come here and limerick til you're insane

I've realised I've yet to bash a certain sidekick
So I really must devise a worthy limerick
Blonde and dull
Lets maim and cull
So people will realise Gab-worship is just plain sick

Oh Zoom, your always there when I need a boost
You really are a top chick in this roost
And I mean that nicely
So take it rightly
There's been enough slander and name-calling lateli-oost

I couldn't think of another oost word!!!

of course i shall take it right, Stace
i've always thought of you as ace
the old thread we'll shun
for gabbashing fun
or if you'd like we could sing & dance like Jace.

A wise woman once said when I was near
"You can chill out and be yourself here"
So here in this thread I am
To limerick, not to write spam
And be obnoxious, fake, catty and whatever else I want ya hear?!?!

Of one thing I can be accused I confess
I admit I tend to sometimes obsess
Particularly when called names
I'll huff, puff and play spiteful games
But its out of my system (finally)and what's next you'll have to guess...