There was a young lady called zoom
Who felt like her day was all gloom
No one had begun
Any limerick fun
On the Scrolls, so she sulked in her room

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There once was a girl named Ame
Who by her own admission, is a pain
But with her new comp
Watch her roam and romp
And the Scrolls will never be the same

Gah that was bad, sorry, had to join in, for old times sake.


Still the World's Biggest, Bestest Gabber Fan


I offer no apologies for the things that I believe and say
And I like it that way

So would I be out of line
If I said that I missed you

There was an old Scroller called Sar
Who would limerick without a care
To decrease he woes
She would take off her clothes
And write her rhymes while she was bare!

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There once was a scroller named Big A
Who always had something to say
To make us new scrolls
Which takes all sorts of tolls
She's always fiddling away


*note, not alot rhymes with Argy.. hehe

I LOVE MY NEW COMPUTER!!

There once was a Scroller called Argy
Whose arse was as big as a bargey
When she strutted about
All the young lads would shout
"Can we get some o' dat -- it's so largey!"

[time to write lim: approx. 30 seconds]

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What if the scroller named Ame
Was really such a pain
She pointed at Argy
And said 'my bums evern more largey', but i am feeling lethargy
Just cause i wanted to get aother rhyme, all the same

I LOVE MY NEW COMPUTER!!

that girl named zoomie sez "it's about time!
it took long enough to post our thread of rhyme"
though Argy's ass has got some bulk
and i continue my sulk
it won't take long to make the limerick count climb.

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

I like big butts and I cannot lie
Oh thats been done I say with a sigh
But bare naked ladies
and new computers for the crazies
Soon these ryhmes will run awry

le's here at last, I can see
Though now she is "Lola" to me
I'll shake my deriere
Without any care
To see if she'll giggle with glee!

[ disclaimer: I couldn't be bothered looking up the correct spelling for "deriere" ]

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booty shaking with no apparent regrets
leaves me to start placing bets
how much more ludeness will be
we'll just have to see
if what Lola wants, Lola gets

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

it's hotter than nine kinds of Hell
and my tongue is beginning to swell
this weather's fit only for deuces
i've sweated out all my juices
and anxiously await a nice frosty cold spell

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

the muses are playing a prank
as i stare at this page bare and blank
of my producing a fine lim
the chances are quite slim
but at least i tried, although it stank...

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

I've been terrible here I know
In this forum, I've been no show
Had other things to do this last week
But don't worry, I'm no freak
I'll lim, and lim till I blow

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I LOVE MY NEW COMPUTER!!

i'm feeling all fevered and fussy
and my language is growing quite cussy
as company, unfit
i'm in a sour snit
but at least i'm not fetid and pussy

(and that's PUH-see, not POO-see...)

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

i don't know what to say
has limming becomce passe'?
someone join in right quick
or i'm going to be sick
and my snit will carry over to a new day...

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

as peruse the Scrolls, ever gayly
(something i do almost daily)
though i know it's that new game
that's probably to blame
i'm getting quite worried about bailey...

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

I admit I have been quite distracted
My illness was long and protracted
But now I've returned
My Clan mates aren't spurned
Although that is how they reacted

quote:

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Originally posted by queen of the funk:

(and that's PUH-see not POO-see...)

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lol @ queen


There's not enough "O's" in smooth to describe how smooth I am.

ok, so it's heaps old..But i am going through my files in homestead and getting rid of some crap, so i thought i'd post it.. *G*



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I LOVE MY NEW COMPUTER!!

this thread that honors the limerick
is looking entirely sick
so let's get limming peoples
or i'll tweak all your neeples
and with a pin give your bums a prick

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

free your mind, and your ass will follow...

This Limmie is for Zoom
Who I want to put on the moon
For forcing me to lim
While I'm feeling rather dim
Now thinking of ways to make her go BOOM

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I LOVE MY NEW COMPUTER!!

something's just made me say "oh no!"
could it be that at limming i blow?
my rhymes have been hurtin'
and there's one thing for certain
ol zoomie's lost her limerick mojo.

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

free your mind, and your ass will follow...

My Limming downright stank
Maybe it's something I drank
Although Sara your Queen
In a while hasn't been seen
Only cause she's such a skank



Hehehe

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I LOVE MY NEW COMPUTER!!

Your future Queen I will be
Be careful, Smart Ass McGee
Your land, I'll take
Make you wash my laundry and plates
Who's laughing then, we'll see.

Ain't no one skankier than you babe.

Still the World's Biggest, Bestest Gabber Fan


I offer no apologies for the things that I believe and say
And I like it that way

I alone love you
I alone tempt you
I alone love you
Fear is not the end of this

that's not where you wanna go
calling my Queen a skank or a ho
i won't have you hexin'
an Evil Genius Texan
we stick together--dontcha know?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

common sense would tell me not to try and continue
but i'm after a piece of the diamond in you
so keep your heart open
this spirit ain't broken...
and just a little is enough