I've always felt I was more of a Cassius. Heh.

Your ruler's tip for the hour: Only stupid people are breeding, but I plan to fix that once I take over the world.

Still the World's Biggest, Bestest Gabber Fan


I offer no apologies for the things that I believe and say
And I like it that way

I alone love you
I alone tempt you
I alone love you
Fear is not the end of this

and so...it has begun. let's roll.

~b



"I’ve got a little black cloud
That follows me.
Everywhere I go,
It takes over me."

quote:

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Originally posted by Sara:
Only stupid people are breeding

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my Queen--the attack i have made in your name into Lady (and i use the term loosely) Lazarus's camp have gone without response. do you suppose we have levelled a fatal blow...?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

free your mind, and your ass will follow...

my bad--should've checked there first...on to reformualte game plan...

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

free your mind, and your ass will follow...

quote:

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Originally posted by Sara:
I've always felt I was more of a Cassius. Heh.

Your ruler's tip for the hour: Only stupid people are breeding

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Just goes to prove your point.
You're from a family of 7 children?, so yes, stupid people must be breeding.

Sarr Hitler.. *chuckle*

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I LOVE MY NEW COMPUTER!!

lol, you suck Ame. Careful or I may not be in a very merciful mood when I ravage and pillage your leader's land.

And I may come from stupid people but I ain't stupid babe, and you for one, know that. Remember all the evil plans we've hatched together? Mmm-hmm, intelligence on board.

Your ruler's tip for the evening: There's a cutoff point where stupid people began breeding. It begins right when Ame had Jess.

Still the World's Biggest, Bestest Gabber Fan


I offer no apologies for the things that I believe and say
And I like it that way

I alone love you
I alone tempt you
I alone love you
Fear is not the end of this

Dahlink... The best man for the job is a woman, we all know that.
Therefore it cuts down the odds considerably on the outcome.

And yes I know I suck... and suck well, i might add.. *EG*

Plots and plans of the evil nature for your devious scheming mind, are some highlights I remember..

I may not be on yourside, but I do beleive you're in the top 3 for the job.. How's them apples?

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I LOVE MY NEW COMPUTER!!

But then, I maybe change my mind when you start bringing the Devil into the equation.



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I LOVE MY NEW COMPUTER!!

Cute kid, hard to believe she comes from Satan herself.

Hmm, maybe I need to see about recruiting Jess. She does like to stare at Argy. Hmmm.

Your ruler's tip for the hour: Hook 'em while they're young, especially if their mother is on the opposing side.

Still the World's Biggest, Bestest Gabber Fan


I offer no apologies for the things that I believe and say
And I like it that way

I alone love you
I alone tempt you
I alone love you
Fear is not the end of this

quote:

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Your ruler's tip for the hour: Hook 'em while they're young, especially if their mother is on the opposing side.

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100 points

quote:

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Just goes to prove your point.
You're from a family of 7 children?, so yes, stupid people must be breeding.

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100 points.

You're from a family of 7 children?, so yes, stupid people must be breeding.

this doesn't hold true if the 7 children are evil genuises. not all breeding people are stupid.

just most of them...

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

common sense would tell me not to try and continue
but i'm after a piece of the diamond in you
so keep your heart open
this spirit ain't broken...
and just a little is enough

a report from the field to my Queen:

it appears a terrible...um...accident...has occurred apparently burying the denizens of a certain "underground lair" under a mountain of snow.

also, communications from the Lazarus front confirm major advances, as well as massive losses in their chocolate reserves.

victory shall be ours!

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

common sense would tell me not to try and continue
but i'm after a piece of the diamond in you
so keep your heart open
this spirit ain't broken...
and just a little is enough

*pulls out elven bow*

time for a little mayhem...


*arrows whistle over kingdoms walls*
regin of fire!!

*hears wails as arrows pierce henchmen armour (yes thats YOU eyezoom) writh in pain! feel death wash over you*

*still silence washes over the destruction as only one is left inside*
'RELEASE THE BALROG'

survive that will you? I think not!

This place is dull.

Here, let me help you to liven it up.

*puts up poster*



There! Much better!

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Death is no obstacle.

Out of the ash
I rise with my red hair
And I eat men like air.

General 'zoom is absolutely correct. The rest of my siblings are much much worse than I am, even more evil. My parents made 7 evil genuises, how many have you made Ame?

Damn it... sorry Sara, i meant to quote you, and i edited you instead..lol.. seriously..

[This message was edited by Butch Cassidy on 11 July 2003 at 06:05 AM.]

[This message was edited by Butch Cassidy on 11 July 2003 at 06:07 AM.]

More than you Sara.. more than you.. You of all people should realise that Jess is Evil Genius Child Supreme... I think that should count for something

(was meant to be my reply to the quote, i meant to quote, not edit..lol

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quote:

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Originally posted by General Zoom:
a report from the field to my Queen:

it appears a terrible...um...accident...has occurred apparently burying the denizens of a certain "underground lair" under a mountain of snow.

also, communications from the Lazarus front confirm major advances, as well as massive losses in their chocolate reserves.

victory _shall_ be ours!

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You count burying a few thousand Canadians under a mountain of snow as a BAD thing??

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*breaks off arrow, pushes tip through shoulder, pours jagermeister in wound and bandanges it*

fear not my Queen. pain means nothing to me.

no, Butch--buried Canadians are the best Canadians. and that avalanche was no accident...

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

common sense would tell me not to try and continue
but i'm after a piece of the diamond in you
so keep your heart open
this spirit ain't broken...
and just a little is enough

what the bloody hell is "BALROG"? can you drink it? is it a Canadian bullfrog? yum--i love frog legs!!!

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

common sense would tell me not to try and continue
but i'm after a piece of the diamond in you
so keep your heart open
this spirit ain't broken...
and just a little is enough

Suuure ya did Ame, abuse of Scroll Guardian powers if I ever saw one. No worries babe, it's all good, really. And yes, Jess counts for something. S'why I'm recruting her as we speak.

General 'zoom, guard yourself well, even idiot Canadians get in a lucky shot once in a while. Besides, there's no need to worry about them anymore. Your thirst for vengeance is admirable indeed. Oh and a Balrog is a mythical type creature from Lord of the Rings.

Your ruler's tip for the day: Pizza can kill you. Heh.

Still the World's Biggest, Bestest Gabber Fan


I offer no apologies for the things that I believe and say
And I like it that way

I alone love you
I alone tempt you
I alone love you
Fear is not the end of this

there's no need for introductions, i'm sure most of you know me by now. i do not worship, but i do server rather well. since my recent residence has been trashed, i appreciate the invitation to seek safety here.

sara, let me know if there is bidding you need done. you know our agreement, and i will do the same for you.

nothing but respect for the consort, 50 points to gabber as a sign of my loyalty to the cause.

zoom, i'm quite impressed with your skills, you serve the battle well. please let me know if i can be of any assistance with your matters.

i bid you all a goodnight, it has been a long day. sleep well, sleep safe.

~b



"I’ve got a little black cloud
That follows me.
Everywhere I go,
It takes over me."

Hear ye, hear ye all loyal subjects of Sara:

We have granted sanctuary and safety to one bailey aka brutus. She's to be treated with respect and afforded the same courtesies as any other loyal citizen. She will be joining General 'zoom in our military campaign to defeat the kingdoms which are a blight on our lives. Oh yeah, and kill the damn Canadians too. Victory is upon us!

Ave Regina Sara.

Your ruler's tip for the day: Allies are a good thing, Canandians and Australians are bad.

Still the World's Biggest, Bestest Gabber Fan


I offer no apologies for the things that I believe and say
And I like it that way

I alone love you
I alone tempt you
I alone love you
Fear is not the end of this

Thanks bailey, that's nice of you.



"I'll be more than a lover
More than a woman
More than a lover
I'll be more than enough for you..."

welcome aboard bailey. too bad about your old digs, but if was for the greater cause. you may have noticed i honored you in rhyme while informing the enemies from the northern front of your alliegences. i will be proud to have you fight beside me.

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

common sense would tell me not to try and continue
but i'm after a piece of the diamond in you
so keep your heart open
this spirit ain't broken...
and just a little is enough