my Queen:

i am going on a extended reconaisance mission. in light of the recent alliance with bailey, your forces should npt suffer. i will report back at my earliest convenience Sunday...

word to the Royal Consort...
General Z

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

common sense would tell me not to try and continue
but i'm after a piece of the diamond in you
so keep your heart open
this spirit ain't broken...
and just a little is enough

note to baileybrutus:
guard the Queen and her Consort well. and take note that Lady Lazarus has been suspiciously silent--beware of ambushes and landmines...

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

common sense would tell me not to try and continue
but i'm after a piece of the diamond in you
so keep your heart open
this spirit ain't broken...
and just a little is enough

Go with all safety and speed my General. Never fear, I know we're safe, bailey knows what she's doing and we have contingency plans in place. You know of the ones I speak. Hie thee hence.

Your ruler's tip for the evening: There's not much better than the smell of victory in the morning, or afternoon or evening for that matter.

Still the World's Biggest, Bestest Gabber Fan


I offer no apologies for the things that I believe and say
And I like it that way

I alone love you
I alone tempt you
I alone love you
Fear is not the end of this

Taking away all the bad tim tams and bad lamingtons that came from the bad Aussies

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I LOVE MY NEW COMPUTER!!

Too busy talking trash pussy-Sara has been smitten by (and her cronies smitten WITH) the Lady.



Get her taste outta yer mouth with some free chocolate.

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Death is no obstacle.

Out of the ash
I rise with my red hair
And I eat men like air.

good effort lady leisure, but unfortunately that was not sara. that was a well placed body double. but don't feel bad, it fooled the consort once, and that was a very bad day. you must try a little harder next time. have a wonderful day.

~b



"I’ve got a little black cloud
That follows me.
Everywhere I go,
It takes over me."

oh and ame you got a little something on your shirt there dear....







"I’ve got a little black cloud
That follows me.
Everywhere I go,
It takes over me."

Fate has noted that "smite" has entered the Lady's vocabulary and is both amused and pleased. 100 points. Knives to the eye also amuse Fate 100 points. Sara however appears to have been unharmed.

oh...and because I forgot to award them in the secret underground lair, 200 points for the true viciousness of gouging out the eyes of an elf. *g*

100 points to Amethyst's cleavage.

[This message was edited by Moirae on 13 July 2003 at 11:36 PM.]

back on the scene--fully convalesced and ready for battle--verbal or otherwise.

my Queen will attest to the fact that certain Texans have managed to produce an absolutely satisfactory local facsimile of the Lamington than will sustain us until we perfect the TimTam formula. at any rat, in our country chocolate is a sweet little diversion, not the standard currency...

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

common sense would tell me not to try and continue
but i'm after a piece of the diamond in you
so keep your heart open
this spirit ain't broken...
and just a little is enough

Posting under Gabber's name:

Damn skippy Queen Sara is unharmed. Apparently Lazarus thinks me unprepared, but thanks to the quick thinking and preparation by General 'zoom and my ally bailey, the Queen is unscathed.

General 'zoom, glad to see you back safe and sound. Ah yes, I recall the delicacy of the local Lamington. My compliments to the chef. We must indeed perfect the TimTam formula so as not to dirty our hands with Australian imports any longer. I've read your sparring with Lazarus, most impressive, your rapier wit grows sharper everyday. Carry on.

Your ruler's tip for the day: Changing time zones are a bitch. Jet lag is a bitch too.



"I'll be more than a lover
More than a woman
More than a lover
I'll be more than enough for you..."

Some of you are finding it difficult to keep track with all the sycophants clining onto pussy_Sara (who seems to have gone AWOL, by the way. Has her 2IC bumped her off?)

Anyhoo I thought I'd help you out by simply eliminating them and using them as trophies.



And don't be fooled by the woman behind the desk. These are they. Anyone who tells you different is pussy_Sara talking through her arse.

Thankyou and goodnight.

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Death is no obstacle.

Out of the ash
I rise with my red hair
And I eat men like air.

Don't forget your free chocolate to munch on as you take in the sights.

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Death is no obstacle.

Out of the ash
I rise with my red hair
And I eat men like air.

my Queen, the following scroll has arrived for you...




proof for your own eyes, she was sleeping oh so peacefully....

https://bingoze.com/eve/forums?a=tpc&s=785604191&f=926601791&m=877606222&r=332601142#332601142

don't believe every doctored photo you see, my Queen. i think Lazzie is getting her intelligence from the same sources as W these days...

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

common sense would tell me not to try and continue
but i'm after a piece of the diamond in you
so keep your heart open
this spirit ain't broken...
and just a little is enough

and i apply the term "intelligence" loosely...

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

common sense would tell me not to try and continue
but i'm after a piece of the diamond in you
so keep your heart open
this spirit ain't broken...
and just a little is enough

I do believe Laz chopped off my hair. My beautiful curly locks. Never chop of the hair of a Consort who has worked hard to achieve that length and those curls! For this, you shall die.

*lowers her head and shakes it a bit* Ah yes, bailey, that was indeed a sad sad day. I'm telling ya – do we have to make the body doubles that accurate?



"I'll be more than a lover
More than a woman
More than a lover
I'll be more than enough for you..."

Seems to be a tough bunch here... Is there anyone that think that they are worthy of Valhalla?



Leader of The Valkyries

Never fear General 'zoom, I'm aware of the fatalities and the ones that aren't real. I'm glad that you and my Consort are safe although she's majorly pissed about her hair. Yeesh, I feel sorry for Lazarus once the Royal Consort gets a hold of her. Keri can hairpull and scratch with her nails with the best of them.

A moment of silence for the fallen: bailey has suffered a mortal wound and has fallen in battle in our service. We honor her with a day of rememberance hereafter known as "Bailey Day", the third Monday of July. A commemorative statue will be made and placed in the Plaza of Heroes. A moment of silence for bailey, she served us well. She shall be remembered.

Your ruler's tip for the day: Yeah, Vikings? Died out. Don't even trip. Get the hell out of my thread. The ruler is in a pissy mood and is likely to slice your Valhalla head off. My subjects are worth more than your entire kingdom put together. Go play with the Canadians, they're more your league.

Still the World's Biggest, Bestest Gabber Fan


I offer no apologies for the things that I believe and say
And I like it that way

I alone love you
I alone tempt you
I alone love you
Fear is not the end of this

*strikes up Sara Uber Alles*
hail to the fallen hero baileybrutus. peace out lil sister--i salute you...

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

common sense would tell me not to try and continue
but i'm after a piece of the diamond in you
so keep your heart open
this spirit ain't broken...
and just a little is enough

Communique to General 'zoom

Dear General,

The Consort and I have just finished scouting the city of San Francisco as a retreat for the royal couple and the General and her companion. Suffice to say, we'll have to level some of those damn hills and expand the Castro district but all in all, I'd say it's a marvelous location for a retreat. We'll be en route back to the kingdom shortly. Keep everything quiet on the homefront and when I return, we shall implement Plan Omega.

Your ruler's tip for the day: Castro is cool, hills suck.

Still the World's Biggest, Bestest Gabber Fan


I offer no apologies for the things that I believe and say
And I like it that way

You make me feel uncalm
And I think I like it

alright folks, come and get yer points. point distribution


~b

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There's really nothing so tasty as a delicate be-heading.



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Death is no obstacle.

Out of the ash
I rise with my red hair
And I eat men like air.

*shakes her head* Aussies, Aussies, Aussies, oi, oi, oi. They never learn, it would appear. Really, that trick didn't work the first 80 times you tried it. What makes you think it'll work now?

Your ruler's tip for the night: People who only have a limited bag of tricks, don't need to be trying to take over the World.

Still the World's Biggest, Bestest Gabber Fan


I offer no apologies for the things that I believe and say
And I like it that way

You make me feel uncalm
And I think I like it

quote:

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Your ruler's tip for the day: Castro is cool, hills suck.

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You are such a prairie girl. *g* 100 points for thinking big.

Lady, 200 points...that picture amused Fate, but she seems to have survived. That's the problem with cartoon violence...cartoon powers of recovery. *g*