A-th-the
A-th-the
A-th-that's pork, folks!

How much pork could a Porkpork pork, if a Porkpork could pork pork?
A Porkpork would pork all the pork if a Porkpork could pork pork.

Notice how if you say or use a word too much, it starts to look like something you've made up?
Then a gain, maybe it's the brownies.

To pork, or not to pork: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The Spam and Scrapple of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of Spamburgers

LOL Gosh,this is indeed a funny thread...but I cant think of anything funny..

maybe...

Long live the Pork! (But I´m sure that was already said!)

or...Never pork up your pork!

I´m porking in the pork,just porking in the pork,
what a porkeous feeling,I´m porky again...

*what am I doing - that´s nonsense..*

[ November 20, 2002, 10:56 AM: Message edited by: CorXena ]

Pork, the final frontier, these are the voyages of the porkship Porkerprise, to seek out new porkforms and new porkilizations, to boldly pork where no pork has porked before!



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[ November 20, 2002, 02:18 PM: Message edited by: Chiana of Porkopolis ]

Why did the pork cross the road?

A little porking, a little mayhem!

All's quiet on the porkfront.

If you can't pork 'em, join 'em!

Pork As Folk

If This Pork Could Talk

Sow much pork, sow little time.

Pork And Roll

This is your brain. This is your brain on pork.

Gabrielle: If I had to spend the rest of my life without companionship, porking myself wouldn't be a problem.

Xena: Quit preaching and pork!

Porkrum (por k rum) - round slice of ham with a razor sharp edge that when properly thrown will return to thrower.

Beware of Greeks Bearing Pork

Pork. It does a body good.

[ November 20, 2002, 01:06 PM: Message edited by: Shawn ]

pork: Okay, maybe it does rhyme with "dork", but at least it tastes good!

Pigs on fire, porking down the road, let's notify the next of pig, this pork shall explode...



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LMFAO!! absolutely porkulous, porky darling!!

Houston, the pork has landed.

that's one small pork for man, one giant hamhock for mankind...

porking isn't everything, it's the only thing.

he who acts without expectation knows no pork.

is it just me, or is it pork in here?

pork you!!

[ November 20, 2002, 02:56 PM: Message edited by: the other white meat ]

Gentlemen..., we have Pork-Off!

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and now...

... a bit of tasteless historical reference:

I have porked with Herr Porker... and I have... here in my hand... a piece of pork which will guarantee pork in our time!

We'll pork them in the air... we'll pork them at sea... we'll pork them on the beaches!
This is not the pork. It isn't even the end of the pork... but it is the pork of the beginning.
All I can promise are blood, sweat and pork.

Never, in the history pork has so much pork been owed by so many to so few porkers.

DO YOU WANT THE TOTAL PORK?!?!?

I want to be called Meyer if one British porker will ever manage to drop pork on Berlin!

This is Berlin. From the Porker's bunker it is announced, that today, in the early hours of the morning, our beloved Porker, porking until his last breath..., has fallen for Porkany.

How do you plead?
Not porky! I never was a Porkal Porkalist! I was only doing my pork!

Da-ad?
Hmm...?
What did you pork during the war?
Nothing. Now go to your pork!
But why's this lamp shade made of pork?

... at dawn you will be taken from here to the porker and hanged by your chops until you are pork. May mutton have mercy on your pork.

scorched pork
The Xenatizer

Porkus The Tank Engine
Pork the Builder
Porkame Street
Teleporkies
Pork's Clues
PorkNBallZ
Sailor Pork

a few more courtesy of my brother:

..if I could save pork in a bottle...

...squeeze my pork, til the juice runs down my leg...

...pork me once, then pork me twice, then pork me once again...

...pork! in the name of love...

and in the spirit of the season:

O christmas pork, O christmas pork...
Silent Pork, Holy Pork
The Little Porker Boy
Go Pork it on a Mountain
Oh Little Pork of Bethlehem

Porkrastinate

Oh great, now I have tears in my eyes from laughing so porkin' hard...

Pork me once - shame on you. Pork me twice - shame on me.

The Adventures of Porkules

The Porkeidaia Scrolls

Tom's Xena Pork

Porky P's

The Netporkum

Mike's Porkpapers

Creporktion

ePork

PayPork

Pork! (the sound Xena's pork makes)

Porknuts roasting on an open fire, Jack Frost nipping at your butt, Tiny spams with their porkpies all aglowwwwwww...merry porkmas and pork you.

Money's tight
times are hard
Here's your porkin
porkmas card

well well well looks like scrollers are goin'
hog wild over your thread, sister porkris!

is the bbq'd Perdipork ready? got any porknog
to wash it down with?

you haven't fooled me, porkris! i know what this
is all aboot! You want ppl to gouge on pork cause
you're worried somebody's gonna axe you, you turkey, as Thanksgabrising is approaching. hehe

Lucy Porkless
Renee O'Porker
Kevin Pork
Ted Porky
Rob Porket
Adrienne Porkinson
Alexandra Porkings
Claire Porksfield
William Porky Pork
Tsianina Porkson
Ebonie Pork
Darien Crackle

You're porked of you do and porked if you don't!
Frankly, my dear I don't give a pork
Pork the torpedoes!
Let them eat pork!
All's fair in love and pork
Pork is a many splendid thing

This pork is my pork
this pork is your pork,
from ham and sausage
to the rinds and bacon,
from whole fresh pork loin
to cocktail weenies,
this pork was made for you and me!

Amaizing pork
how sweet the scent
that came into my nose
I once had none
to fill my tum
but now
I smell
it's done.

Porkin out
Down the street
the same old pork
we pigged last week
not a pig to do
but pork to you
we're all white meat
we're all white meat

Hello Porksconsin!


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