What if I go see what I'm drinking?

What if all I know is that it's tan?

What if hang on............?

What if it's something called Glenmorangie and is apparently aged 12 years?

What if it's from the Scotland?

What if I had to put a shot and a half into like 16 ounces of water so I could drink it?

What if I get that drowning your sorrows deal, but really, can't they make it taste better?

What if I hope Ame's keyboard isn't all sticky?

What if I had one once that had some letter keep repeating if I so much as glanced at it?

What if I think it was the I?

What iiiiiiiif IIIII typed everthiiiiing liiiiike thiiiiiiiiis?

What if it wouldn't have been so annoying had Glenmorangie been along for the ride, I'll wager?

What if I think Paco's lady friend is dropping him off soon?

What if oh, I think she just did?

What if I hate them all right now?

What if I've never before wanted to say this, but....KILL EM ALL!!!!!?

What if i used to have the same problem, but with the c key?

hat if you don't realise how often you use a key, until it doesn't work properly?

What if no, it was the new neighbor's other U-haul of stuff?

What if it's a relief I tells ya?

What if the kids and I went out to meet the new neighbors today?

What if it's a lady and the young man with Downs Syndrome whom she cares for?

What if there were like 15 friends and family members helping them?

What if I made them some banana muffins?

What if she seems like a nice lady and I hope we can be friends?

What if Argy deems it necessary to put limits bac on the amount of characters you can use in a name?

What if heyyy heitie glad to see ya back here?

What if hey have a drink for me too?

What if i actually wish i had some irish mist or drambouie?

What if Glenmorangie sounds good too but i'd prolly have to mix it with orange juice or something?

What if i should get back to doing sig pics?

What if i need an image composer for that tho and i don't have one on this comp?

What if i get off my rear and have these comp guys transfer all my old files onto my new comp?

What if i hope that doesn't overload the harddrive?

What if--ehhh maybe not?

What if i dind't see tiki today, she was sick?

What if well maybe next week?

What if I'm seeing Finding Nemo on Friday?

What if they're showing it at my husband's pool and we can watch while we swim?

What if I can't wait, a free movie, how cool is that?

What if and a really good one too from what i heard?

What if later for now?

What if thanks?

What if Paco's home and I smiled but I won't hug and talk to him until he takes a shower?

What if what the @#^% does he expect?

What if lol, I hear ya?

What if have another shot with some pineapple juice or somethin to make it taste better?

What if and tomorrow take yourself out to dinner and a movie you deserve it?(take the kiddies too or drop em off somewhere!)

What if I'm listening to an operetta?

What if it's all in German and i have no translation?

What if I'm doing one of the lead roles next summer with this opera company? YAY!

What if I hope i have a good voice lesson tomorrow?

What if I have a mango craving that came outa nowhere?

What if I miss Indian food with Mango lassis? mmmmmmmm

What if maybe when i lose the weight i go out for Indian FINALLY again?

What if cya for now?

What if I am still awake?

What if who knows why considering I have been yawning since well, I woke up for church this morning?

What if apparently getting 8 hours sleep ain't gonna make up for my hell week and I need more?

What if I sold a textbook today for $50?

What if that oddly gives me a happy?

What if the chick in Engima needs to sing more in their songs 'cause she's got a great voice?

What if Dead Like Me was really good tonight?

What if my mind seems to be a pancake tonight with the short attention span I'm having on my topics, lol?

What if my mom says I lost weight while they were in New Zealand?

What if apparently in my waist, neck, and face?

What if...I think she's right now that my attention has been brought to it?

What if that's what having the most physical job at Borders will do to a girl?

What if but we don't want to talk about Borders right now because I'm having a hell-free couple of days, thank you very much?

What if however I'm having too much time to think apparently?

What if it's weird where a person's mind can go when she lays down and stares at the ceiling for awhile?

What if I tend to focus on the little specks and not the ceiling as a whole, and that reflects my attention to detail as I'm thinking instead of looking at the whole picture?

What if...deeeeeeep?

What if I really am very tired, but I appear to be stubborn about going to bed at a decent hour?

What if who knows why considering how tired I am?

What if I just shut up now 'cause I really am rambling just 'cause I can at the moment?

what if hoorah! i'm signed in for a change ?

what if i'm thinking i should own a box of xena dvds?

what if i had a very strong urge to say a box of xenas ?

what if, wouldnt it be nice if i could have a composite season, and not have to conform to time lines and rational plots?

what if "the bitter suite" and "you are there" all at once ?

what if my project proposing went well i think?

what if one of my teachers congratulated me for going to the liberry ?

what they both seemed shocked that what i'd written made sense?

what if that's good then, i think?

what if hey, i just realised that i don't have season 7 of buffy?

what if sure it's crap and that kennedy whore is plastered all over the place, but it's the principle of the thing damn it?

what if i do kind of like that warren ep though (sorta) and oooh the one about spike's mum?

what if i suppose that's enough incentive to buy then?

what if i only have 3 of my 7 readings left to go now ?

what if they bloody long winded readings though, blech?

what if why can't writers ever be concise?

what if *directs you NOT to find that ironic coming from me*?

what if the bus will be coming soon to take me to my sweet sweet robbie (whom the writers hate - there's been a lot of focus on his lower regions of late - none of it good...well there was that one sexy butt shot )?

what if i finally watched the dbz movie i've owned for months?

what if it started out a bit unconfortably, but then there was some quality maiming ?

what if, and people were calling vageta "sire" ?

what if bus, alrighty, i'm outta here?

what if see ya all tomorree (possibly - if not wednesday)?

what if bye!?

What if I hate it when you think about what iffing all day and when you finally get to do it, you have no idea what you were gonna say?

What if this sucks?

What if I'm having fun pronouncing Heitie's alcoholic beverage though?

What if it'd be better if there was someone named Glen working on Home and Away?

What if "Glen, More Angie"?

What if soon, my sweet, soon?

What if, soon Laurie shall return to my screen and all will be well?

What if there's been no Robbie in this episode, except for a brief flashback?

What if poor Maddie?

What if I was trying to help her decide what Xena DVDs to buy?

What if I changed my sig pic but this isn't the picture I was after?

What if I was looking for a certain Gabby pic but couldn't find it and I didn't want to spend any longer searching?

What if I bet as soon as I post this I remember more things I wanted to say?

What if WP9 bullies Tiki into coming back to the Scrolls?

What if *begins chanting 'one of us, one of us'*?

What if deception, disgrace, evil as plain as the scar on his face?

What if 0_o?

What if uh oh, Kim looks like he's going to do something?

What if eek, he's squeezing the penny, it'll travel up his arm! >.<?

What if I wish I could go back in time so that I hadn't played The Wind Waker, and could then play it again, all fresh and full of twists and turns?

What if I think I'm going to miss the Cel-Shaded look in the next 3D Zelda game?

What if not that I'm upset at how it's going to look, because it'll be awesome, but still?

What if they released the game twice in two different styles?

What if Kim is going to kill Brooke and Hyde and run off with Charlie?

What if oh dear, this is probably much worse?

What if it's time for Xena now?

What if I were to oh, I don't know, throw a smoke bomb!

What if hahahahahahaha! *throws smoke bomb*

what if 12-year old single malt scotch and oj and/or pineapple juice is beyond an abomination?

what if i went to the Roller Derby again last night?

what if there was a skater that i swear was Shawn's evil twin?

what if i stress EVIL?

what if her name was Patty Hurts and her number was M-16?

what if you all start to see why i'm so smitten with Roller Derby?

What if John Kerry is in town today?

What if he'll be downtown, yet there's a CNN bus parked at the fire station a couple blocks from my house?

What if also 10 other news trucks, but the CNN one is the most impressive?

What if it's painted all perdy and says "Election (something or other)" on it?

What if also it's a whole bus?

What if i'm gonna see farenheit 9/11 some damn time this week, dunno when tho?

What if cuz it's about time?

What if my hubby and i were just talkin about the quality of movie theatres today?

What if it just ain't like it used to be?

What if it used to be, the usher would walk right up to you if you were talkin and shine a flashlight in your face and tell you in so many words to sheddep?

What if they just dont' do that anymore?

What if well maybe ppl won't be misbehaving so much during farenheit 9/11 but i've been in some theatres with some major bozos?

What if a whole group of teenagers sitting behind me and a cell phone goes off and some dumb byatch ANSWERS it?

What if, and proceeds to TALK to the person and LAUGH loudly at times?(sigh)

What if bring back the ushers?

What if cuz theatres'll lose people and we'll all get big screens and wait for the DVD?

What if, Salem, I haven't given up the quest?

What if it's a matter of money tho and not having a comp that works for beans?

What if comps can suck?

What if, when tiki goes to the library she has tried to become a member here but you can't have a yahoo or hotmail account, you need your own isp or somethin?

What if this hinders her greatly when she doesn't have her own comp?

What if oh well, maybe she'll win the lottery?

What if chants *money money money money*

What if tiki emails Argy and lets her know?

What if the all powerful Argy can wave her magic tail and fix it so tiki can post?

What if she can do strange and mysterious things?

What if that's what the bathroom wall says?

What if I don't feel like working today?

What if bleh work, I need to be independantly wealthy?

what if i can't wait to see Argy do strange & mysterious things with her magical tail?

What if...there's no following that?

What if lol, cool, i'll tell tiki that?

What if it'd be cool if she could at least come to the library and scroll a bit so she can have some peace from her busy life?

What if i do it for her?

What if hey argeaux her email is goddessofmediocrity@yahoo.com--can you do anything with that?

What if if so i'll tell tiki to register again from the library?

What if thanks?

What if it's amazing what 12 hours sleep can do for a girl?

What if I woke up refreshed and happy?

What if this was a TOTAL change from my overall demeanor for the past week?

What if it has continued throughout the day?

What if however I do have to go back to work tomorrow, so here's hoping it continues past that?

What if I'm considering talking to my supervisor man to, uh...woman?

What if well, I'm gonna give him two more chances now that inventory is done, but if he gets on my case 2 more times, that's it, the confrontation is on?

What if see, no one pushes me around?

What if happy happy though, no one can ruin my mood today?

What if we write her name on the bathroom wall 'for happily ever after give Argy a call?'

What if I've watched Shrek 2 way too many times?

What if i am curious if salem has done anything with the parcel i sent him, since he hasn't what iffed about it?

What if Nora should get hers any day now?

What if, don't be too excited, there's not that much in it?

What if i am worried about all the scrollers coming back?

What if maybe a scroll revolution is about to happen?

What if, maybe just revolting scrollers?

What if i have to cook dinner back shortly?

What if i forgot to say i got a new digital camera?

What if, well not new, but micks dad got a new one, so we got his old one, which is better than my one, so yay?

What if i feel like watching xena, but i also feel like being online, but i also feel like playing harry potter 3?

What if jess is watching harry potter 2?

What if today was a good day?

What if it was an everything is funny day?

What if it didn't help when you were trying to move something heavy with someone but kept getting weak from laughing?

What if I assume had it dropped and smashed, it would have been quite funny?

What if, also I was told I could be quite hurtful sometimes? :P

What if it was funny?

What if its nice seeing old scrollers coming back?

What if everyone is just paving the way for tiki's grand return?

What if we started a 'get tiki a home computer' fund?

What if I would have done something with ame's package (O.o) had it not coincided with the arrival of 18 Xena dvds?

What if this weekend is looking good though?

What if I can squeeze another Xena episode in tonight after Home & Away?

What if I'm up to "Takes One To Know One"?

What if 'The Way' has the disclaimer with Lucy, Renee and the hindu guy during the credits?

What if I was wondering if it would still be there?

What if it always makes me laugh watching it, even though it shouldn't?

What if, just Lucy looking at her fingers?

What if and the fact that she's in full Xena costume telling me to check out internet websites?

What if Akemi's spawn is currently in Neighbours, but Akemi is nowhere to be seen?

What if siigh?

What if I feel like playing the Xena playstation game?

What if but the playstation isn't plugged in?

What if and the fact that I don't seem to have the game anymore?

What if *casts a look in Ame's direction*?

What if I wonder if they'll make a Xena game if there's a movie?

What if the game would probably be rushed and full of bugs?

What if a Legend of Zelda style Xena game would totally rock?

What if Nintendo should go and make me one?

What if *waits patiently*?

What if the scrollers are a revolting lot?

What if that's okay, I still like 'em?

What if yesterday I went to file a probate in one of those neat old county courthouses?

What if it made me a bit depressed to go back to Tulsa County's courthouse which was built somewhere around 1960 and has the ugliness to prove it?

What if courthouses are supposed to be imposing or grand with awesome fixtures inside and not boxy edifices with institutional psuedo-terrazzo?

What if I'll get to go back to the old courthouse at the end of the month?

What if it means an hour's drive?

What if Pawhuska really is on the map-it's got the courthouse?