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What if there weren't any shoes? What if every scroller that ever resisted Jennifer Connely was not named xc? What if Cheech & Chong replaced Bush & Cheney? | |||
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What if I may have to venture into godforsaken Oklahoma? What if to see Rasputina play this Saturday in OK City? What if ehhhh, I wanna see 'em play but ugh, I hate that state? What if decisions, decisions? What if *sigh* Weezer is recording their new album as we speak? What if hooray? What if AFI is touring again FINALLY?  What if I found an old Pixies cd that I'm currently playing to death right now? What if music is awesome?  ____________________________  I <3 4 foot 11, blonde, operatic wonders from Oklahoma. There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness | |||
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What if we didn't have any blues? What if every scroller that ever resisted Johnny Depp was not me?  What if O'Reilly were replaced by Tiki?  "Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there." ~~Johnny Depp. | |||
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What if Argy emailed me back and told me Tiki should have no problem registering now? What if she's gonna try to come back next week sometime? What if we all just throw her a grand partay? What if can we invite Johnny Depp? What if kidding! "Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there." ~~Johnny Depp. | |||
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what if the Australian Film Industry is on tour o_O? what if i hope everyone remembered to do their homework ?what if i did indeed squeal at what my sweet, precious, and darling robbie said ?what if ..."I think i'm gay"? ?????what if oh sweet jesus it was the greatest moment of my life ?what if i knew it was all lies, but they threw to commercial straight after he said it, so for a whole 5 minutes or so, i got to believe that it was an actual script-written possibility ?what if it's kept me amused aaaaall morning? what if *feeling a little down*..."I think i'm gay" - ?what if, you get the idea? what if he was talking to his brother, scott, and scott said "well take a look at the guys in here, is there anyone you like?", trying to test him? what if i prayed simultanoesly to all my gods that kim would walk in just as he said it ?what if, sadly, robbie's only homosexual option was alf "flamin'" stewart o_o? what if that's enough to keep any man straight? what if i was giggling for hours and am still smiling smugly to myself about all current events ?what if sure, the episode ended rather badly for my dear poor little robbie kitten, but tonight should be much much worse ?what if i'm told kim gets "involved" in robbie's sex life ?what if, hehe, robbie asked kane for "protection" *collapses in fit of giggles* ;p? what if i sware to god i thought he was gonna ask for some pointers *yet more giggling*?what if i'm FAR too immature to be watching stuff like this ?what if, but now that the gay thought has been put forth (by someone other than me), it'll be interesting to see if they decide to come back to it? what if it's the perfect timing for it, now that kim has been scarred for life and his "partner"*cough*slut*coughocugh* has left town forever? what if it'll be just like buffy when willow was so scarred by oz leaving that she could never ever be with another man for as long as she lived? what if also, tara was swell ?what if robbie is swell ?what if robbie and kimmy would be swell together ?what if i love them ?what if i love them so very very much ?what if..."i think i'm gay" ?what if, i should really try to think about something else...*no chance* ?This message has been edited. Last edited by: Madogis, --------------------------------------  | |||
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what if i feel compelled to post this again ? what if ?-------------------------------------- | |||
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What if hey, even if Home and Away DOESN'T come to the states, Maddie can just keep givin us those awesome updates? What if I like gay themes myself? What if I just LOVED Tara? What if aside from her bein so swell--she was HOT? What if maybe Kimmy will fall madly in love with Robbie and they'll have cats together and live happily ever after? What if there needs to be more gayness on East Enders? What if cuz I miss Simon and Tony? What if we need some lesbians please or at least a bi girl or two? What if mmmm, lisa and melanie, subtext. What if they're both hot, I'd love to see that happen? What if too bad poor Ian would end up in the insane asylum over it? "Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there." ~~Johnny Depp. | |||
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what if i really hope neighbours goes all out with their upcoming gay theme? what if, cause then home and away will have no choice but to copy it through kimmy and robbie ?what if, that's my assumption anyways ?what if neighbours is already pulling it's wieght in that area, what with that scott/boyd scene *giggles* ?what if, but robbie's sexual ambiguity is so much more fun ?what if i do believe i saw kimmy blushing and giggling about something on the previews, so that should be interesting? what if kim does not often blush and or giggle? what if there was also a preview where kim had his shirt off whilst speaking with robbie? what if they only shot from the waste up, so i'm choosing to believe he was starkers until someone proves otherwise ? what if my imagination is fun ?-------------------------------------- | |||
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what if i just read "dances with ferrets"ses johnny depp quote for the first time? what if uh..huh? what if i'm hungry but have no food or money to buy food? what if i should raally go home then? what if it should only be 2 hrs before salem's online though and i don't want to walk up that hill  ?what if, hence the frivolous what iffing? what if i should go to the library and read for a bit, but nuts to that? what if the procrastination/ slow decent into madness continues? what if i just silnced a buzzer with the wave of my hand? what if it made me feel powerful/magical ?-------------------------------------- | |||
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What if lol, what can i say, the man's nuts! but i love 'im! What if i like what iffing in the privacy of my own home. What if it makes me feel all cool and cozy? What if i say "cool and cozy" cuz it's summer? What if Air Cons are the shit? What if nity nite! "Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there." ~~Johnny Depp. | |||
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what if...i really don't have time to be wasting..time? what if sit here and write something? what if i sit here, in this public computer room, and write smutty love scenes of beastiality? what if, well probably not beastiality in the common sense, but animal porn none the less? what if it's really not as perverted as it sounds when it's in the propper context, which i suppose it is? what if gay animal porn, by the way? what if, you see what happens when procrastination takes hold? what if it has me by the throat and won't let go? what if i drew a really awesome - perfect might be the word for it - illustration of the thing i'm thinking about writing..about? what if, not that that was pornographic, but it was part of the same sequence of events? what if the things i talk about when i'm bored? what if i think i'm just trying to break some imaginary record for the most usages of the word "porn" in a what if? what if i have a feeling that i have not succeeded, or if i have, that someone will swiftly knock me off my perch *looks at ame*? what if i haven't talked to ame in ages? what if i point out that the bald guy singing "drops of jupiter" on the inside idol add is my friend by association? what if i'm still not convinced i've ever spoken to him, or registered his presence when i was in the same room as him? what if i have this awful feeling that this room is about to be invaded my a class of snooty photographers with their "do you mind? we're TRYING to have a class here" attitude (lousy photographers)? what if, not that there's any indication of such events transpiring, but i have my paranoia and it has me? what if i just realised that i'm continuing to procrastinate long after i intended? what if i really wish that procrastinate didn't sound a hell of a lot like a certain other word in the english language? what if phoenetics sure can suck sometimes? what if they only suck for people whos minds are constantly dwelling in the gutter? what if uh oh, another comptute-er? what if i do wish that people would respect my personal space, which is about 1km radius of whereever i happen to be? what if i need to be that guy in the twilighty show about that zone, who ends up being the last guy on earth? what if, so he broke his glasses - go loot a new pair!~ you're the last guy on frickin' earth you idiot!? what if "aw, i was gonna loot you a present"? what if i wonder what life would be like if i was a linear type o person? what if i am linear, and don't realise it because i'm not quite sure what strictly constitues being linear? what if one assumes a line? what if, well, there is a line, but it's horribly broken - does that count? what if i re-examined my life-line today and it seems that the break near the end of it is worse than ever? what if it doesn't connect at all anymore? what if the break occurs at around the 75yr mark, if i'm doing my palmistry correctly? what if, possibly 65? what if there's a line running next to it for about the last 10yrs, which itself goes for about 30yrs? what if i still don't know what it means? oooh, what if it means that i go into a coma at 65, and then waker up and think that i'm 55 again? what if...i have no idea what i'm trying to say here, but the short version is, strictly speaking, my life-line ain't right? what if all my bubbles go away at around the 30yr mark as well, which is interesting? what if that's when i finally decide who i am and the voices stop telling me to ki-...i mean, and i have a steady carreer and happy family life, hehe? what ifm if i go down i'm taking everybody here with me!!? what if i wonder where they quote came from originally, or at all, or even where i first heard it? what if i should really post this before my fingers start bleeding or soemthing? what if i actually did cut my finger today (more bricks) but i didn't bleed, so there's no point to mentioning that? what if i hope tina got my milk from the store? what if i wonder why australians even have the letter z if we reject it at every turn? what if americaniSed me aRse? what if, if we had our way, we'd all be getting around saying "crasy" this and "amasing" that? what if god help poor ol' "soomie" if awstrayleeyan eengelishhh ever takes over the world? what if i've gone all anti-patraiot all of a sudden? what if, and that's another thing, i can't be patriotic to australia because it's "ruler" is a matriarch >.<? what if talk about you overanalysing? what if hm, that reminds me of the name of a shop i saw on queer eye the other night: "ARTISANAL"? what if, break that one down and tell me what you see...? what if, did i mention constantly in the gutter? what if i wish robbie was here, he'd know what to do? what if he's such a good boy, and all he'd want to do is cuddle 'cause, frankly, that's all he can do? what if, if i ever want more though, there's always sweet kimberly ?what if posting - what happened to that idea? *posts*? -------------------------------------- | |||
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what if ive decided to get s3 of futurama (eventually) ? what if i'm still undecided about xena? what if i can't get into my email from this computer o.O? -------------------------------------- | |||
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what if ah ha! i switched computers and now i can freely access all kinds of emails ?what if, not that i actually had any mail? what if it's good to know these things for sure though? what if i think i've gone slightly delerious from hunger? what if, but only slightly? what if it's ridiculously cold outside? what if there were at least two threads at the robbie site discussing his potential "batting for the other team" ?what if it's a fun world, it really is ?-------------------------------------- | |||
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What if I'm actually saying "Kill him!" to the television? What if good GOD I loathe Rhys? What if I never had a real problem with him until tonight? What if die die die?? What if here is the shirtless scene Maddie was looking forward to? What if he's not starkers though? What if..not yet anyway? o.o What if I can't remember anything else I wanted to say? What if Ame is still holding my things hostage? What if I'll never see them again? What if I'm not in the mood to be watching Australian Idol at the moment? What if I don't think I like the country singer with that hat of his? What if I like the host of Inside Idol though? What if I saw her when she was hosting another show and she was fun ?What if oh geez, an in depth look at the cowboy? >.< What if I could be watching The Ides of March? What if only one day of work until the weekend? What if Chanel is steering the boat? What if chanel makes me think of Mrs. Purcell and Sharelle? What if Chanel's in depth thing is over and she's all I care about in this top 10 group, so I could stop watching..? What if, screw it, I'm in too deep now? ____________________  | |||
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what if there were no shrews? what if every sister smoked crack? what if my steps were retraced? what if the rules of what iffing required us to post every what if separately? what if we'd probably hit 100 pages every week? what if Ame enormous names broke the Scrolls? what if i'm jealous of her enormous names? what if this had been and continues to be a long week? WHAT WOULD XENA DO?  are you sitting on the soap? sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...' | |||
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What if my friend told me to meet him at one online and i got here and i get this email saying i was late and he's leaving??? What if that pisses me off? What if hello, one o'clock is not 12'o'clock! What if he must have severely miscalculated the times??? What if he's in california but you'd think he'd know by now what the time difference is??? What if I wonder why this really irks me so much? What if well if someone tells you to meet them and you're right on time, you don't want them vamoosing on you!! What if I don't have anymore special k? What if I am REALLY jonesing for a loss of weight this week!!! What if do NOT let me have another standstill, I am NOT in the mood! What if talk later? "Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there." ~~Johnny Depp. | |||
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What is God was one of us? What if every movie had Johnny Depp in it? What if that was the best thing ever? What if the Best Week ever on VH1 was only on every month? What if weeks are actually months and months are actually years? What if someone invented personal communication devices that use satilite transmission? What fi eye cold spel? What if there really is no spoon? | |||
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What if God WERE just a slob like me? What if Johnny Depp IS the best thing ever? What if this country did a turnabout and changed the system and Johnny were the overseer and we all just governed ourselves? What if crazy as that sounds, Bush is farrrrr crazier! What if anything but Bush is the best thing ever? What if, if weeks were months, would I get my period every week?  What if NOOOOOO! What if there were life on other planets and someone invented personal communications devices so we could talk to them? What if no women on other planets got their period? What if--muahaha--MEN did! WEEEEEE! WHat if stranger things have happened? What if there really is no fork? "Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there." ~~Johnny Depp. | |||
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What if hmmm, my computer at work is acting up? What if not a good thing? What if it's massively hot today? What if bleh? What if I simply must do my laundry tonight? What if so I am, for free? What if it's called Kiki's house of Free Laundry? What if I like that? ____________________________ I <3 4 foot 11, blonde, operatic wonders from Oklahoma. There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness | |||
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What if that's cool, Sara? What if, free laundry, ya can't beat that. What if yeh it's hot here too? What if comps that act up need to be smacked?  "Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there." ~~Johnny Depp. | |||
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what if ijust watched The King of New York w/ Christopher Walken? what if i needed to waste an afternoon? what i i did, in spades? what if i try not to whine about the weather? what if despite the fact that it is indeed hot today, overall we've had 2 fairly mild summers compared to out ususal hell? what if it's not the heat, it's the stupidity? WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap? sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...' | |||
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WHat if ok. I think this is my First What if in this Thread? What if its because I have been away since I can home from being away? What if I just spent 2 weeks Driving Rellik MAD? What if I got to Met Cen though? What if .. thats all good for me but no so good for Rel lol? What if I am not going to bother Catching up on 59 pages of What ifs? What if I did notice lots of talk about Home and Away and Neighbours? What if I miss watching them since I came home? What if even if they where behind the Aussie episodes? What if I also miss my EastEnders? What if we are several years behind here? What if its just not the same reading about the episodes on the internet? What if I need to find a time to talk to Salem to find out the Happenings? What if I havent gotten used to not being able to talk to him everyday? What if *pouts* ? What if *sigh* I dont want to go and do my laundry? What if I just go and have a nap? What if sounds like a good plan? What if I go to bed so I can get up early? What if but Why would I want to get up early? What if ... thats really strange of me? What if alright, I am going to do the laundry? _______________________________ Can't you stop the lies, falling from the skies Down on me, I'm still standing Can't you roll the dice, I might be surprised Conscience clear, I'm still standing here | |||
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What if I'm giggling at the thought of Sara voluntarily going to OKC? What if she'd better call me if she decides to go so I can meet her? What if I've no idea what the music is like, but I'm always willing to try something new? What if I really should go pay my rent? What if like really? What if I'm tired of being poor? What if I'm tired of paying rent? What if I'm not ready to sleep in cardboard boxes though?  | |||
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What if Zoomie broke the scrolls with her wit and sarcasm? What if a said german scroller said he'd met me online at a certain time... and is now about 4 months late... so one hour isn;t much hehe What if i keep getting illegal operations closes of IE and i am assuming it is because i no longer do windows updates? What if i would turn it back on, but i can't remember how? What if neopets is down for maintenance? What if bummer, i wanted to try for the snow muncher av on my xena account b4 change of day? What if yes, my neopets account is called xena . no other letters or numbers? What if they deleted any name out of the system that hadn't been used in 500 days, and xena became free? What if now i get at least 2 neomails a week from ppl saying how much they love the show? What if, and that i should be their neofriend? What if, so anyone who plays neo and wants to add me.. sure, but tell me who you are or i won;t accept you? What if i love friday afternoon? What if salem is finally going to watch HP3 tonight? What if i put it on at the same time and we can watch it together (again) What if i am not even going to say what i think johnny is doing in this pic  What if i go play my hp 3 game for a while... What if i now have all the portrait passwords, i need to go find all the portraits.. hehe ********************************* | |||
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What if BTW, after all those bitching about how hot it is.. it's winter here, and it has been bitter cold, and i have a spencer on, so there... lol ********************************* | |||
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