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Besotted Scroller |
what if ooOOOoooh, it's 1am? what if that best be me to bed then? what if good night all  *is certain to sleep through pokemon tomorrow...and more than likely, home and away  *?--------------------------------------  | |||
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Scroll Guardian  |
What if Sara and i hung out last night? What if we had a great time? What if i had a cheesesteak for the first time in seven months? What if it tasted gooooooood? What if it had mushrooms on it? What if she lent me the Buffy musical CD? What if I'm going to listen to it now and tape it? What if I see her again Friday nite? What if that'll be fun too? What if I just abandon my responsibilities and take off and go to France? What if, just kidding? What if, well, maybe not? What if me and my husband just decide to take off and travel all over the world, driving cross country? What if even if he hates to drive, he'll like it a lot better than what he's doing now? What if that's severely tempting? What if, lol, I'm hyper, oh well? What if, okay, going with the cane again?  "Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there." ~~Johnny Depp. | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if vitamin C is a laxative? What if just FYI? What if the weather's cooled way off today and it's in the 60s? What if yaaaaaaaaaaay!? What if 92 two days ago and 63 today? What if it's supposed to go back up for the weekend, though, so we probably won't be able to go to the big zoo, but maybe the smaller one or the museum? What if my kids are unusually chipper and I credit the comfortable, glorious weather? What if it's possibly the full set of Neopets McDonalds toys I got them from eBay? What if I kept the starry Chomby for myself? | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if our post counts are dates and we have to live according to life during that year? What if I'll be needing some horrid shoes and a hoop skirt? What if I should check if bustles are in or out? What if I hope Salem doesn't embark upon a Crusade? What if Tam should post more to get out of the time of Charlemagne because paintings had no depth? What if yeah, it's reaching, plus I had to look that up? What if Ame builds a bomb shelter and starts calling us pinkos but at least she has flush toilets? What if I don't know very much about years, as it turns out? | |||
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| Scroll Guardian |
What if paid-o, pa-ai-ai-d-o? What if payday today-o & de bills here de come? What if Aussies, Au-au-au-ssies-o? What if Aussies see de Harry Potter & de movie de do like? | |||
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| Scroll Guardian |
What if Heitie, Hie-ie-ie-tie-o? What if Heitie like de cool weather & me wish her some? What if BrucE, Bru-ru-ru-cE-o? What if BrucE no like de Bush-e-o & dat's real cool-o? | |||
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Scroll Desperado |
what if a large Carribean island man squashes xc like a Midwestern potato bug? what if he offer xc a banana? what if dat banana hides the black tarantula? what if daylight come and me wanna kick xc's butt for putting this song in me head? WHAT WOULD XENA DO?  are you sitting on the soap? sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...' | |||
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| Scroll Guardian |
What if zoomie, zoo-oo-oo-mie-o? What if zoomie got de banana song stuck in de brain? What if MissRed, Miss-iss-iss-Red-o? What if MissRed-o teach we all how to do de banana song dance? | |||
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| Scroll Guardian |
What if AOL, AO-AO-AO-LLLLLL-o? What if AOL-o slow de xc from replyin' quick-o? What if helllllllp, helll-lllll-lllll-p-o? What if me try to stop de song but me will be weak? | |||
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Scroll Guardian  |
What if want what xc is smoking? What if I don't even smoke? What if zoom can confirm that I even turned down the Cuban? What if I choose not to edit that? What if I just installed critical Windows updates, but my computer doesn't want to restart? What if that's odd? What if I see sunshine? What if I haven't seen much since Sunday? What if it's just going to be freakin' muggy now? What if Amethyst flashed her goods at Salem last night? What if in the spirit of "you show me yours, I'll show you mine" Salem flashed Ame his goods? What if Madogis felt Slem's lips undress her eyes? What if words are poisoned darts of pleasure? What that crazy trio has been victimized in this post by the song that was playing on my stereo system? What if this is not an infrequent occurrence?  | |||
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Scroll Tragic |
What if YaY Smirkys moved on to destroying the on-line lives of other scrollers & is leaving me alone so's I can Rebuild..??? what if heitei makes me wonder if Noras life in the 600s is better than my life at a bit past 400 AD..??? What if I m doin the Time Warp Again & will have caught up to Nora by the enda July most likely.. What if we both make it to the 1st millenium on the Same Day..??? What if the more chatty I get at the scrolls the less I really have to say..???? What if its not Only me..??? | |||
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| Scroll Tragic |
What if,oh yeah,according to the main page Im here alla alone .. I have the scrolls to myself & stuff..??? What if thats the reason I came directly to the what if thread but by the time it opened I was distracted by the shiny thing ..& had forgotten I wanted to mention that ..? What if xc thinks I dont like bush he should see a local free paper's article on him (Artvoice) that practically called him a nutcase with Delusions of Grandeur whos on a mission from God??  What if they also implied he suffers from Paraniod delusions too..?? What if even I think its probably a bit of an over-dramatization..??? Why is it easier to fool the masses than it is to convince them that they have been fooled...? | |||
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| Scroll Tragic |
What if WOO HOO I just noticed I m a 'Dream Scroller' Im sure this is a title all the Lady scrollers Selected just for me in Secret & stuff..??? What if I write a book .. How to go from a Nightmare to a Dream Scroller in less than 1 Year..!!??!! What if better yet I decicde to keep the secret to myOWNself..??? Why is it easier to fool the masses than it is to convince them that they have been fooled...? | |||
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| Scroll Guardian |
What if but Nora, xc doesn't smoke? What if it's just a burned-out "mind"? What if that means Nora wants a "brain" exchange with xc? What if that meant xc becomes a smart top-notch lawyer? What if that meant xc learned some big words & impressed people? But what if that meant Nora , with my "brain", ended up with my mindless Moe job at the so-desperate-for-employees-we-hired-xc factory? What if xc just can't let Nora be tortured with xc's "mind" & xc's "life"? | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if thanks, xc? What if I had to type that three times before I didn't hit the S instead of the X? What if and just then I kept hitting the Z? What if I'm not sure key placement was perfected before it became standard? | |||
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| Scroll Guardian |
What if xc pretty sure he's read that article BrucE's refering to? What if xc read it in a link at the Democratic Underground Forums? What if no no no xc is not member of the forum, just reads it now & then? What if when xc was missing in action from scrolls, he joined many many forums? What if none of them forums wanted a used xenacrazed? What if some forums already had their version of xc and some forums didn't want any kind of version of an xc? What if I missed being xenacrazed sooooo bad? What if Sailor Xena said 'but you are xenacrazed'? What if i says back, 'but who's the dude with the xc secret identity'? What if Sailor Xena is only person in Indhickiana with brains & she knows not to feed xc's confuddleness even more? What if xc's partner-in-crime, Fallc, returns to scrolls? What if we then figure out what a gabris is? What if mentioning long ago scrollers is making me sad? | |||
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| Scroll Guardian |
What if Heitie can also send any hot weather this way as xc likes it hot? What if uh i best stop on weather-related 'what if' as it gets me thinking of the banana song again? | |||
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| Scroll Guardian |
What if DAY-O What if daylight come and xc don' wanna go home? What if Sailor Xena jump in 'de line, rock her body in time? What if I quit trying to what if Harry Belafonte? What if I have this uncontrollable urge to say Betleguese three times? What if not really? What if I still hear Otho and Delia's snickering in my head whenever I go look at houses? What if xc is STILL nuttier than me? What if not by much? | |||
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| Scroll Guardian |
What if I've been neglecting poor la Bella Bruce? What if he's feeling it too, poor fella? What if Brucy will never admit it but he keeps a picture of Ronnie in his wallet tucked behind the one of his daughter? What if he had tears in his eyes when he flipped the channel past the grand procession in DC the other night? What if he's going to pop popcorn for the funeral? What if he opens a can of root beer? What if it's not a rude term, so lay off? What if Brucy cries himself to sleep as Ronnie's casket is flown away back to California? What if Brucy is planning a lone candlelight vigil? What if Ronald Reagan is really Brucy's hero? | |||
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| Scroll Tragic |
What if I found a webpage wif the article about Bonkers Bush on it..??? Bush's Erratic Behavior Why is it easier to fool the masses than it is to convince them that they have been fooled...? | |||
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| Scroll Tragic |
What if Yay Nora snuck between now & my computer crash in to gimmee a good Razzing..??? What if good for her but 2 posts will not save her from the blizzard off Bullshorts that the 'Juggernaut of Scroll' postin Brucy is servin up..??? Why is it easier to fool the masses than it is to convince them that they have been fooled...? | |||
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| Scroll Tragic |
Originally posted by Smirk Morgan: What if I've been neglecting poor _la Bella Bruce_? What if he's feeling it too, poor fella? What if Yeah Ive been feelin like a Dawg..???? What if _Brucy_ will never admit it but he keeps a picture of Ronnie in his wallet tucked behind the one of his daughter? What if Yeah right next to my hairy pimpled Butt where they both belong.. WOO HOOO!!! Hay hows the air down there?? What if Im havin fun now..???  Why is it easier to fool the masses than it is to convince them that they have been fooled...? | |||
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| Besotted Scroller |
quote: what if i pronounced that as bet-le-guuse? what if that was followed by feelings of shame and inadequacey? what if i don't seem to be affected at all by the spell of the banana song? what if i'm far more suseptable to the spell of the unown? what if i'm not smoking either, just so ya know? what if everyone thinks i am anyway? what if i doubt there'd be much of a difference really? what if my lungs would just be a tinsy bit crappier than they already are? what if i didn't sleep through pokemon ?what if home and away remains to be seen? what if i think i want to see harry potter again, if only to decipher more of the subtext/text? what if ame implied that my subtuxt-deciphering skills were somewhat above average when it came to boys? what if you can't decipher what ain't there baby!? what if i've been saying decipher an awful lot, and i'm not sure that i've used it correctly for the purposes of what i'm trying to communicate? what if i should stop shotting peppermint essence? what if i just typed xx instead of ss? what i blame heitie for that? what if maybe i was still thinking about the subtext, and was subconsciously trying to type "xxx" o_O? what if see the movie - you'll all know what i'm talking about? what if 6 more eps of angel apparently? what if things have the slight potential to get interesting? what if i'm such a "troll" lately when it comes to angel, but no one reads my posts anymore so it's all good ?what if they all learned long ago not to listen to a word i say? what if it was a very wise lesson indeed? what if, now if only i had someone online to harrass instead? what if *giggles* i just said "ass" ?what if, that's not original - i stole it from denis finch ?what if *feelings of shame and inadequacey return...sigh* ?-------------------------------------- | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH  |
What if i forgot that i was meant to tell everyone that when we went to the moves last night to see HP3, Salem kept rubbing his leg against mine? What if, this what if is now pointless, because no one has time to replt before he gets home from work to embarass him? ********************************* | |||
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| Besotted Scroller |
what if i could say the same thing about ame, you frisky little thing  ?what if i told her i was likely to get scared by the movie? what if she then *insisted* she sit next to me? what if, to "comfort" me no doubt...? what if i'm tempted to innocently use the licky face but..i won't? what if...? -------------------------------------- | |||
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