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What if, shhh don't tell everyone about the licking!

What if Salem wanted to sit in the middle so he could be a thorn between two lovely roses?

What if i was more excited than a 31 year old should have been, in anticipation of seeing Harry 3?


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What if I was a horn between to roses?

What if the figurines Ame bought for Jess, I want to buy for myself?

What if I want to get all the different sets, including the Knight Bus?

What if Ame showed me the other day a movie marathon that would be on at Greater Union?

What if 'Prisoner of Azkaban' 'Troy' and 'Scooby Doo 2'?

What if me and Maddie were thinking of going?

What if but then I checked out the Hoyts website?

What if they have a cooler one?

What if they have a Harry Potter marathon?

What if 'Philosopher's Stone', 'Chamber of Secrets' and 'Prisoner of Azkaban'? Big GrinBig GrinBig Grin

What if the marathon goes for 455 minutes?

What if we go to that one?

What if we see Troy at some point during the day?

What if no sleep for us?


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What if, do you realise how many hours 455 mins is?

What if, like 7 1/2?

What if But how COOOOL!!

What if, but the Tuggerah one sounds cool too?

What if when when Jess went and saw scooby doo 2, her and nanny were the only two in the whole cinema?

What if MaxQ just told me he is getting married in 30 hours?

What if ooohhhhhhh?

What if he is Honeymooning near Brucy?

What if they run when they see Bruce coming the other way?


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What if I was a horn between to roses?


What if I always knew he was a horndog?

What if i challenge him to a game of Literati and if i win, he changes his name to Sale: Horndog Extrodinaire?

hat if i don't think i spelt that right, but you all get the gist of it?


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What if we worked out it was 7 and a half hours?

What if we'd still be in there at 5:35am?

What if, after it starting at 10pm?

What if we'd be delirious?

What if it'd be a good kind of delirious though?

What if Maddie said "Imagine when all 7 movies are out?"?

What if wheeee!? Big Grin


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What if I got a Care Bear Happy Meal today? Smile

What if I could've gotten Action Man, but I didn't?

What if there was an actual bear in the box?

What if that'd be frightening?

What if the prospect of sleeping in tomorrow is exciting?

What if I dislike getting up at 6am?

What if I always feel violently ill?

What if and it's best not to talk to me?

What if "good morning salem"?

What if "just BACK OFF, ALRIGHT!"?

What if I feel like getting into a fight?

What if not a verbal one though?

What if also it would be best if I had real pokemon with me to defend my honor?

What if go, Aipom! >.<!


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What if Salem tries to pretend he doesnt Know he has stated hes a Horndog for all the World to see..??

What if MaxQ pretty much MUST be going to Nie-agger Falls..???


What if hes marrying that Scroller lady that dissappeared from the scrolls so long ago..??

What if ACK I cant quite remember her name..??

What if I can hardly remember anything any more..??
What if I forget .......to.......




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What if xc will always be nuttier than Nora?

What if Sailor Xena-o, Saaaa-aaa-aaa-ilor Xena-o?

What if Sailor Xena be on de vacation & me hope to see her soon-o?

What if yep xc had read the article from BrucE's link at Demo Underground site?

What if here's a link to odd little article from same site- http://www.guardian.co.uk/usa/story/0,12271,1033904,00.html ?

What if laundry night at xc's- ack?
 
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What if MaxQ is marrying Tarena?

What if congrats to MaxQ regardless of who he marries?

What if ARRRRGGGHHH! back to the laundry?
 
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What if I'm thinking about getting up earlyish on a Saturday?

What if I want to hit the farmer's market held on Saturday mornings?

What if I get up early and actually make it?

What if it's a huge disappointment and I feel like an idiot for getting up early on a Saturday?

What if I got up rather early last Saturday?

What if I did it to go to a lavendar festival a way down south?

What if we didn't get to the festival early?

What if I could have slept in a couple of more hours?

What if farmer's markets are geared toward the early riser?

What if someone is selling good stuff?

What if everyone just has crap?

What if noone has decent cucumbers?

What if it's too early for good local tomatoes?

What if I just sleep in?

What if I sleep in and then feel guilty about missing yet another Saturday morning Farmer's Market?

What if I need to break the cycle?





 
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What if WoW xc knows where all the Sca-wee stuff is on the internet..!!??!!! Eek

What if he hides his demonic self behind all this comic jokey stuff..???

What if I run for the hills ... no wait! they went outta business round here....no hidin there nuh uh..??

What if its bedtime for .. Bonzo..I mean Brucy..

what if Oh no there I go again..???.
 
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What if I just knew Brucy had a thing for Reagan?

What if he thinks "Bedtime for Bonzo" is the best movie ever made?

What if Brucy is so jealous of Bonzo he's created a fantasy world in which he becomes Bonzo and gets to wrap his simian arms around the neck of RR?

What if xc is actually jealous of Ronald Reagan's character in that movie?

What if he thinks Bonzo should be hanging on to him?

What if when we juxtapose Brucy and xc's fantasies it become truly, truly disturbing?

What if they were kind of disturbing before that?

What if now I've gone and give La Bella nightmares?

What if xc is forever traumatized by such imagery?

What if my work here is done?





 
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what if i think i have confirmation of a ride to and from the harry potter marathon?

what if mum finally caved after i almost cried Smile?

what if i wasn't almost crying about that though, it was just a lucky coincidence?

what if my parents finally aknowledged my small but important house work this morning?

what if i also informed them that i do have a job, and it's hard work, and it's good enough for me?

what if that job is writing?

what if i've taken a couple of mental health days from it recently, but i feel today i shall be back on track?

what if i even write 2000 words instead of 1500 today Smile?

what if *merrily skips back into word*Smile?


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What if i'm really tired right now but don't wanna go to bed yet?

What if i just stay up all nite?

What if i write a novel in twenty five minutes?

What if it's all about my cat?

What if I just go eat some ice cream?

What if I wish I had some Jack Daniels?

What if I watch a movie right now?

What if--give me that cane, let me step on it??

What if--heheheheh?


"Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there."
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What if Nora has been down to her still a bit too often tonight?

What if she hits the moonshine when she does the lawyer bit?

What if no wonder she passes on the eggnog when she has her own brew in the woods?

What if xc does know where all the sca-wee stuff is on the net?

What if he returned to the scrolls cuz nothing could be sca-weer than being here?

What if x- did i read ice cream in above post?

What if the scrolls waitress would starting serving us all ice cream? Smile
 
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What if all this comes out of my mind sober?

What if that's far more frightening than anything xc can find?

What if it's not really?





 
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what if i'm frickin' cold damn it?

what if i wish to be less cold?

what if *keeps writing/chatting util yugi is on again*?


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What if I post to let Maddie know that I'll be offline when she gets online?

What if, but I will be back online though?

What if I just won't be on right when she gets here?

What if, also, where is Ame?

What if I swiped Eyezoom's post icon?


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what if i thank salem for the explaination?

what if *recalls pack of wild dogs*?

what if your expression does not fill me with confidence Frown?

what if i hope it has nothing to do with you-know-what, in cinema you-know-which?

what if ie, the marathon (quoting hagrid out of context is a very very hard thin to pull off Frown)?

what if i also publicly congratulate salem on a very nice sig-pic Smile?

what if, yeah, where the hell is ame??


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What if I had written a what if earlier but mother came and meddled and I lost everything?

What if that was before the What if where I swiped Eyezoom's icon?

What if the general gist of it was that I hit the sales today?

What if and I wasn't aware there was going to be any?

What if cheap games, wheee? Smile

What if among them was the Prisoner of Azkaban GC game?

What if I've hardly played it and already it's taking dramtic liberties with the story?

What if the first thing you do is duel Draco, Crabbe and Goyle in some sort of bizarre dinging room/office hybrid on the Hogwarts Express? o.o

What if I also saw a girl wearing the same David Bowie shirt I have? Smile

What if I wished I had been wearing mine?

What if we could've ran up to each other, held hands and spun around giddily?

What if, alas, I was not wearing it, and even if I had been, it would've been obscured by my jumper?

What if I'll always have my fake memories?


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What if I just knew Brucy had a thing for Reagan?

What if he thinks "Bedtime for Bonzo" is the best movie ever made?

What if Brucy is so jealous of Bonzo he's created a fantasy world in which he becomes Bonzo and gets to wrap his simian arms around the neck of RR?

What if xc is actually jealous of Ronald Reagan's character in that movie?

What if he thinks Bonzo should be hanging on to him?

What if when we juxtapose Brucy and xc's fantasies it become truly, truly disturbing?

What if they were kind of disturbing before that?

What if now I've gone and give La Bella nightmares?

What if xc is forever traumatized by such imagery?

What if my work here is done?



What if *snicker* Brucy uses an old 'evil Ame' twick on Nora & pretends he is reading or didnt see Noras post..???

What if this strategy causes her to become as Whacked out as xc on Extasy..???

What if instead she becomes as comatose as BrucY on BarBITuiates..???

What if no matter how much she posts ..the Tidal wave of BS that IS brucy Braless Shall swamp her puny post count..& Drown her in Dung Foreva..

What if I dont explain who the Eva in forEva is ..??




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What if Im SOOO proud of may daughter..??
What if because she would rather see :

Chronicles of Riddick with

Van Helsing Agian

than see HP 3 & Shrek 2 @ the Drive ins tonite..

Yay her.. Cheesy Sci-fi & Monsters & blood & gore over Cartoons & Kid Whizz-ards..!!
 
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What if i would have paid to see Salem spin around with David Bowie shirt girl?

What if i didn't get online AT ALL yesterday?

What if Max isn't marrying Tarena?

What if, he should be married by now i thinks?

What if i really wish i could make the Harry Marathon, but i really couldn't justify it, since i own 2, and saw the third like 3 days ago?

What if we were just busy doing stuff yesterday, plus i had several things i taped i needed to watch?

What if, i still haven't watched Tru Calling though?

What if i could be watching it now, it's really early here, but i was un able to sleep?

What if, i would have chosen Shrek 2 and Hp 3?

What if i am to take Jess to see both in the next few weeks?


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What if we run out of 'what if's to post?

What if there's a 'what if' shortage?

What if it's because of Mad What If Disease?

What if no, there's no shortage of 'what if's, it's just that the news media is trying to whip up a panic?

What if alien what if's are being kept in Roswell?

What if the alien what if's can save mankind from all diseases & hunger & cure bad weather & stuff?

What if Bu$h is keeping the alien what if's hostage til he's outta office so he can sell 'em & make lotsa money?

What if the alien what if's are really scroller Alan what if's?

What if they're all about Gabby?

What if the what if's aren't alien or Alan but ailin' what if's?

What if the ailin' what if's are all about having the flu & stuffy noses & stuff?

What if the what if's in Roswell aren't alien, Alan or ailin' but Ally's Kin?

What if the Ally's Kin what if's are about relatives of Ally McBeal?

What if the Roswell what if's aren't alien, Alan, ailin' or Ally's Kin but alley's end?

What if alley's end what if's are about the end of an alley where the brick wall is?

What if it's better to have a what if shortage than to have what if's about alien, Alan, ailin', Ally's Kin and alley's end?
 
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What if Max isn't marrying Tarena?

What if Ame doesnt keep us all in suspense..??
What if its LINXI he's marrying that ol Sneak..??
Eek

What if, I would have chosen Shrek 2 and Hp 3?

What if this is why I hadda disown you my Child..???

What if I correct 1 of Ame's Typos...How Embarrassing is THTA ..umm THTAT .. shit THAT!!!
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