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Chief Chesty Forlock  |
quote:What if I vouchsafe that all said by the mighty boomer zoomer be true and valid? ~~~~~~~~~~  | |||
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What if Salem, I haven't actually gone back to Prince of Persia yet? What if cause usually when I get stuck, I take a few days and then come back to it and always get past the point where I'm stuck? What if so that's what I'm doing? What if instead I played Legend of Zelda for awhile? What if and then I watched InuYasha and fell asleep? What if I also bruised the hell out of my knuckle yesterday and it's rather sore today? What if ow?  What if I hate Mondays? ____________________________  I <3 4 foot 11, blonde, operatic wonders from Oklahoma. There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness | |||
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what if i think msn is a little better today--just a lil? What if it did take me awhile to get in, bloody hell but i finally did? What if and now i'm able to converse with one of my friends without it goin berserko? What if nevertheless, I'll buy you a drink Maddie and we can get drunk and pooh pooh school and comps together?  What if speaking of school i got assignments to finish up?  What if ok ok i'll stop avoiding it? What if laters? "Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there." ~~Johnny Depp. | |||
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Scroll Desperado |
quote: what if, upon rereading my what if, the proximity of le, hand, and erecting elicited a spontaneous chuckle? what i hadn't noticed that when i typed it? WHAT WOULD XENA DO?  are you sitting on the soap? sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...' | |||
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| Scroll Guardian |
What if  ?What if ?What if don't ask? ____________________________ I <3 4 foot 11, blonde, operatic wonders from Oklahoma. There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH  |
What if Salem doesn't seem to work much anymore? What if i did forget about Friends? What if i remembered around 7.45? What if, oh well, i'll buy it on dvd one day.. hehe What if my MSN is fine, never have a problem with it What if Horace is level 93 now? ********************************* | |||
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What if it's a grey dull day? What if please come back summer? What if fall is bleech & winter bleecher? What if i was supposed ta have been born in Callie-forn-ya instead of Indhickiana but the baby-xc-carrying-stork got all confuzzled? What if dude i was meant to surf the waves not the corn freakin fields!?!? | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
What if today feels like a summer day? What if, bring back winter...lol What if it must be at least 29 degrees (84) if not more 33 (91), and its like mid spring... not even late spring? What if this doesn;t leave much for the imagination for summer? What if i am gunna go have a cold shower, put the air con on, and watch... maybe some xena..... hmmm Ides of March has snow  ********************************* | |||
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Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if Salem already explained why he wasn't working? What if Salem went back to work today? What if Salem is cranky? What if it was apparently 31 today and will be 33 or 34 tomorrow? What if it's 10 degrees hotter inside the warehouse? What if the walk home was the worst? What if the sun burning down from up high with little shade? What if I had to run for the cover of a tree, catch my breath then run for the next? What if it was the type of sun where it's not safe to go outside unless you're covered in a Robin Williams level of hair? What if a butterfly burst into flames before my eyes? What if I saw a guy getting into a car and wanted to throw myself at his feet and beg him to take me too, as long as there was airconditioning? What if I want xc's winter? What if Mr Burns had the right idea? ____________________  | |||
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What if ahhh fall? What if cold front coming in? What if time to break out the warm jammies and long sleeve t shirts? What if ?____________________________ I <3 4 foot 11, blonde, operatic wonders from Oklahoma. There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
What if Salem is starting to get cranky at me, for not being on after work time for the last 2 days? What if i don't know if i will be tonight either? What if, Jess has gymnastics, and we were thinking of going to the beach afterwards for a while? What if, so who knows? What if i hate Bill Gates? What if it is all his fault IE lets in all these pop ups? What if, or is it XP? What if, which ever it is, he owns it, so it's his fault! ********************************* | |||
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Scroll Guardian  |
What if this is post 800? What if I'd better get it over with so I don't linger on trying to make 800 special or nifty and just freakin' failing? What if I just got called by a random attorney asking me about corporations? What if he saw my newspaper ad? What if that ad doesn't seem to lead to paying clients? What if I think I'll be dropping it? What if for the past three weeks it's been either under or right next to the Ritz Caberet Gentelmen's Club Dancers Wanted Ad? What if I somehow think that's not reflecting so well on me? What if I can't dance? What if, no really, I can't dance? What if singing is a bit of disappointment as well? What if I can sing in the shower or the car? What if nowhere else? What if Sara would probably say I can't sing in the car either? What if everybody gets to sing-along with Weezer?  | |||
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What if i like fall too? What if it was a nice crisp day outside today? What if i had a nice walk to the store? what if coming back was a bitch tho cuz i went overboard and got too much stuff? what if and Kate ain't a driver? What if maybe it's time to learn--ehhh maybe? What if it could be worse, i could be tiki and not a driver? what if and tiki lives in quakertown and i don't. what if but tiki is learning to drive so maybe it's time for Kate to take the nestea plunge too? what if hmmmm? "Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there." ~~Johnny Depp. | |||
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| Scroll Guardian |
What if i send my fall weather to all the scrollers who want fall weather? What if all the scrollers who don't want their summer or warm weather sends it to me? What if i toss in some blah rainy weather too at no extra charge!?!? What if you act now, and i'll also add in some leaves & pine needles from my gutters- isn't that an amazing offer!?!? | |||
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| Scroll Guardian |
What if the scrolls seem to be loading extremely slow tonight? What if even slower than when i had aol? What if aol has taken over my broadband service? What if then must nuke aol? | |||
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Besotted Scroller |
what if i just remembered i was meant to call the counseller to let her know i was alive? what if woops o.o? what if i thank argy for editing my msn post - i just couldn't bring myself to do it? what if i also thank her for not immeadiately kicking me off the site? what if i bought a dvd yesterday, even though my mother has me under strict orders NOT to buy any dvds before christmas? what if it was one i don't think she'd get for me though? what if secret window? what if it begins? what if soon i'll have every movie johnny depp's ever made and there'll be no room for anything else in my life? what if i won't be able to communicate by anything other than johnny depp quotes? what if mum:"do you think you can take out the washing?" what if me: "I know i can do it...said tod downy helpin' himself to another ear of corn..." what if mum: "uh..huh."? what if that's probably not even the guy's name, but you get the idea? what if i do like corn ?what if this could be a new and interesting direction for my twisted little life to go in? what if i feel sick? what if had chinese food for lunch and i think that the gooey liquid was actually a fine film of bacterium? what if i hope they were super-intelligent bacterium, and i become super-intelligent by association ?what if it's unlikely ?what if my roommate left uni without me? what if sure, we had no arrangements, but she was right there in her car, speeding away, and all i could do was watch ?what if maybe when tina gets back online i can lure her down here to pick me up? what if it's far too hot to be walking anywhere? what if 32? what if i think salem and ame'd be closer to 37? what if, which makes working conditions 47 ?what if everyone decides to knock off work early and have a summer-fun pool party instead? what if salem can have it at his house, i just hope that no one tries to tell him that his epidermus is showing? what if i did a research presentation today? what if it feels very nice indeed to have it over and done with? what if there was momentary talk of it being the best so far ?what if, upon closer inspection, they found several glaring flaws and ommissions, but for someone who's shown up to less than 40% of the classes, and barely kept contact with the group i was working with, i think i did pretty well ?what if i smell another distinction  ?what if gee i must have been bored today? what if this is probably the longest what if i've done in ages? what if i just hope that it doesn't get lost when the computer inevitably freezes? what if the last computer froze, and i turned it off but then couldn't turn it back on? what if i tried to log onto this computer but it didn't work? what if i had to get the lab tech guy to save me and he did? what if he supervised as i logged in again, and it worked ?what if i didn't tell him that i realised that i'd been typing the wrong password in before? what if it was just kinda nice to have him around ?what if i want to watch h&a but i don't want to? what if it's getting too heavy and i don't like where kim's character is going? what if i'm starting to think that he's not a suitable beau for robbie at all? what if hm...beau...beau brady...maybe noah could come back and be robbie's new love interest ?what if it's worth a shot? what if hm, possibly a bad choice of words? what if no, i'll just wait for kit to beat kim into submission like we planned - then all will be right with the world? what if eesh, i should probably post this? what if i think i got gypped out of two bucks ?what if damn lunch place, first they poison me, then they give me the wrong change? what if, actually, that'd be the other way around? what if i need chocolate milk? what if i need to be at home writing stories and essays and such? what if i've been invited to witness a high-larious squash game at 3.30? what if the best part is i get driven home after ?what if thank goodness a certain messanger service has temprarily gotten its act together? what if the system finally works ?what if ooh, i forgot to mention that i spent all yesterday morning watching plays intended for primary school kids? what if finding nemo, the lion king, and the jungle book? what if i was singing along to all the songs, even though they were very mangled so as to keep the plays under 10minutes? what if scar sang be prepared, and roared right in my face ? what if i would have been scared if i wasn't so happily singing along ^_^? what if none of them could keep up with the speaking parts in the soundtrack, so it made for good entertainment ?what if the king louis costume in the jungle book was freakishly awesome? what if it almost made me flee in fear (i'm not a fan of monkeys)? what if bagira could have used some work though, and mowgli kinda looked like he/she'd just stepped out of a bad porno (short shorts and bed hair) ?what if, other than that, ticks all round ?what if 5minutes before tina comes to collect me? what if i should post to allow for freezing? what if this has been a surprisingly unsucky day ?--------------------------------------  | |||
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| Besotted Scroller |
what if i accept xc's offer *starts cramming sinlight and dry winds into envelopes*?-------------------------------------- | |||
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| Scroll Guardian |
What if I can't sing either Nora and you know that first hand too? What if cause when Weezer's playing in the car, it's not about who can sing, only that you DO sing? What if and now that I have a sweet CD player in my car, SNAP, it's going to be fun? What if I think only a few other people have ever heard me sing in the car? What if and when Weezer is on, all bets are off? What if I was stupid and fell asleep earlier this afternoon and now am not tired? What if damnit?  What if I might read or...something? What if who knows? What if Rumiko Takahashi is EVIL, making her mangas so easily available and cheap? What if I don't wanna be her bitch no more but I can't help it, I'm obsessed? What if and they're showing a brand new InuYasha on Saturday!? What if and it's all about Sango? What if I'm off to find something to do to occupy myself unti I'm sleepy again? What if laters? ____________________________ I <3 4 foot 11, blonde, operatic wonders from Oklahoma. There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if it was 38 today? What if I thought ahead and bought a can of coke before I left so I'd have something to drink while walking home? What if I went swimming when I got home? What if my first swim of the season? What if I return to the days of old where I'd just lay dormant on the bottom of the pool, surfacing periodically for air and food? What if the neighbours dog was staring at me from their deck? What if, the look Homer has when he's on Quimby's Nephews jury: "I know you can read my thoughts boy.."? What if I stared back while slowing sinking underwater? What if I'm wearing a singlet, I feel like such a man? What if before you all burst out laughing at the thought, I fill it out quite nicely thankyou very much? What if the only thing is I need a bit more tan? >.< What if my upper arms look good? What if I'm totally narcissistic? What if on the down side, I have to start work at 6am tomorrow? What if, bastards? What if *bursts into song* said I would be nothin without you, now I see it was all just about you, never be what you wanted me to be, now I see that you're nothin without ME!? What if ?____________________ | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
What if yes it was 38 degrees (100), but the temp in the facotry would have been about 5 higher.. so 43 (110) What if it's meant to be hotter tomorrow, but showers in the afternoon? What if i am so glad we finally got airconditioning, it is working wonders, and i can't even tell its hot outside. ********************************* | |||
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What if I'm wondering what a singlet is? What if I'm having visions of speedo? What if nice weather returned in Tulsa today? What if tomorrow is supposed to be rather chilly though? What if Sara and I need to figure out if we need to sit in the stadium when we visit zoom or just find a nice rowdy bar with a big screen? What if stadium means crowds of Longhorns? What if bar probably also means crowds of Longhorns? What if zoom has offered to find out where the Cowboy fans like to view the action? What if I've managed to waste most of a day? What if I went to the Business and Technology exhibit at the convention center? What if the web design firm representatives mostly ignored me? What if that means I'll most likely ignore them in the future when they call and want my business? What if never underestimate the fluffy blonde? What if, okay, fluffy is a bit a of a stretch? | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if I'm laughing at the image of a speedo, which I now share? What if the image, not the speedo? What if I think it's a t-shirt of some kind, though I don't know if it's the sleeveless kind of the sleeved? | |||
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What if bar...at least the Longhorn fans are contained and they're easier to kill? What if in a stadium, they're more spread out and good chance we could get bum rushed? What if damn steers? What if Nora, we need to finalize plans for our raucous weekend a la zoom? What if I plan on taking Monday off, to recoup? What if cause god knows I'm going to need it? What if oooh! and travel scrabble, don't forget travel scrabble? What if cause it wouldn't be a Texas/Okie get together without travel scrabble? What if it's hard to imagine you fluffy? What if heh? ____________________________ I <3 4 foot 11, blonde, operatic wonders from Oklahoma. There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness | |||
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| Chief Chesty Forlock |
What if a Speedo is NOTHING like a singlet? What if a singlet is what I think you Yanks call a 'tank top'? What if it's a stretchy, sleeveless, vesty kinda thing which older fellas wear underneath their shirts and younger fellas wear on hot days to show off their muscular arms? What if Speedos, on the other hand, are swimmers (swimming costumes) which are the equivalent of 'tighty whitey' underpants? What if we also call them 'dick stickers'? What if they are the opposite of board shorts? What if I hope I have cleared things up, not made them more difficult? ~~~~~~~~~~ | |||
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