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Chief Chesty Forlock  |
What if I AM wearing trousers, though? What if that allays Smirky's fears? What if it also destroys her potential Argy fantasies? What if I'm REALLY worried now, as I think back to the time when Smirky walked past an open toilet I was using ...?  ~~~~~~~~~~  | |||
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What if i had a really bad day? What if well the only good part of it was my voice lesson? What if aside from that it pretty much sucked? What if i hate to see someone i love in such pain!  What if i could kill her parents? what if enuff said for now? what if thank god for wonderful parents in the world?  (yes that means you tiki!)"Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there." ~~Johnny Depp. | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if ooh, I'm sorry Kate had a bad day? What if I hate pain as well? What if Salem posts many photos of his skanty clothing to brighten everyone's mood? | |||
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what if i'm surprised that the issue of thongs hasn't come up? what if it's kind if hard for salem to post anything when he's NOT FRICKIN' HERE!!>.<? what if i'm sorry, it's my problem, i'll deal with it? what if i hope that our dreams of draco's demise aren't prophetic ?what if eek! a door just slammed!>_<? what if i scare easily ?what if, if our dreams ARE prophetic, i hope salem's one is more accurate than mine? what if mine had draco falling ambiguously into a rivine - what does that remind you of  ?what if ack salem! i could have gone home and storm guarded my computer!!? what if i'd KILL for a game of literati right now ?what if 10 days - ten sweet delicious days? what if mmm...sweet delicious days...*drool*? what if i really shouldn't let myself get this hungry ?what if i bought a christmas present for my mum today? what if i saw it yesterday and it was just so her? what if i can't say what (in case she sees this somehow [  ]), but i will say it cost me $40 frickin' bucks so she better bloody-well like it!!?what if *squint* lights >_<? what if i'm very weak all of a sudden? what if that's not good ?what if ah! cramp in hand! CRAMP IN HAND!!!? what if i've been instructed NOT to rewrite my entire werewolf story? what if that's a bit of a relief  ?--------------------------------------  | |||
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Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH  |
What if mum bought jess a pair of thongs yesterday, and for some reason unknown to my mother (and me) she called em flip flops? What if.. like WTF? lol What if, i blame American shows.. since we call em thongs. ********************************* | |||
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| Chief Chesty Forlock |
What if I yell at Subway staff if they offer me 'cookies'? What if I yell at ads on telly that try to sell me stuff using American accents? What if I yell at McDonalds staff who offer me 'fries'? What if that's a lot of yelling? What if I've noticed that a new ad is trying to sell something called 'corn crackers' instead of corn chips? What if I don't have a problem using American terms or hearing American accents, but only in America? What if I don't live in America? ~~~~~~~~~~ | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
What if i thought we lived in the 51st state? What if, state of insanity that is? What if Macca's staff look at ya funny when you ask for a box of biscuits? What if i also don't get chips and dip.. cause i ain't sticking no twisties in my french onion dip? What if i remember talking about spencers when it was cold here and ppl didn't know what they were? What if Salem saw something cool on neighbours? ********************************* | |||
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what if i Super Size that for ya, Argy!  WHAT WOULD XENA DO?  are you sitting on the soap? sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...' | |||
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| Chief Chesty Forlock |
What if I run shrieking from this thread?  ~~~~~~~~~~ | |||
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what if we always called 'em flip flops because that's what they do? What if "thong" conjures up images of dental floss undies? What if pointing out that it is "thongs" merely thinks of more than one pair of uncomfortable underwear? What if why is it a pair? What if "pair of trousers" "pair of pants" "pair of shorts? What if it's because there are two leg openings? What if I wonder why we don't generally refer to people as having a pair of legs-accurate though that may be? What if when you go into McDonalds, Argy you deserve what you get? What if she wants fries with that? What if on the other hand I sympathize with you about the put-on accents? What if I finally stopped at the Big Texan (after a lifetime of passing it by on countless trips through the Texas Panhandle) and was appalled by the hostess's clearly put-on Texas accent? What if I had trouble understanding her? What if the Texas accent has never been incomprehensible to me? What if those poor people in Amarillo must feel like they sound too much like Kansans and have to make a special effort? What if instead of revulsion I should look upon this poor hostess with the phony Texas accent with pity? What if after all, she does have to spend her life in Amarillo? What if that alone is cause for sympathy? What if I remember Amarillo law firms recruiting at OU and offering really high salaries for entry level associates? What if noone was really interested in interviewing? What if because it was freakin' Amarillo?  | |||
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| Chief Chesty Forlock |
What if I ask Smirky if she wants chips with her Armadillos? What if we make up our own Scroll word for thongs/flip flops? What if we call them slap-slaps, coz that's how they sound to moi? ~~~~~~~~~~ | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if lol at "slap-slaps"? What if "corn crackers" isn't an American term, I assure you? What if unless it's something regional that I just haven't heard...ever? What if I've developed something of an addiction to All Creatures Great and Small, the tv one? What if I'm like to stay up all hours or summat, tha knows? | |||
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What if 'slap slaps' just sounds...kinky? What if heh, I have a dirty mind? What if I got my InuYasha Cd's today? What if I seriously need to learn to read Japanese? What if BUT I *can* recognize the characters for InuYasha and Kagome now? What if I think so far, I really really like the CD titled "Wind", it's a symphonic rendition of the theme songs from InuYasha? What if it's just beautiful? What if and now I'm listening to "Best of InuYasha"? What if cool? What if we're having Chinese food today for lunch? What if mmmm? ____________________________  I <3 4 foot 11, blonde, operatic wonders from Oklahoma. There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness | |||
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| Scroll Guardian |
What if but Ame, Indhickiana is the state of insanity? What if i thought Iraq was the 51st state? What if or was that Afghanistan? What if McDonalds "food" gives me an ulcer? What if it'd be fun to tie Ronald McDonald & Mayor McCheese to a railroad track and watch a train mash the special sauce right outta them? What if xc's accent is unintelligible garble? | |||
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Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if I got Aladdin on DVD today? What if my grandmother finally returned my Vicar of Dibley DVDs also? What if I had pizza for dinner? What if we had to get it from Dominos though? What if... Pizza Hut at Woy Woy has closed down!!!? What if the lady on the phone said it was closed, so when we went to get other pizza, we drove past and there's a sign saying it's no longer open for business? What if it had been there forever? What if I clarify that when you ring up to order at PIzza Hut, it works on a call centre thing who put the order through to the closest pizza hut, and that there wasn't just some lady sitting in the abandoned pizza hut answering phones in the dark? What if I've been making some progress in Eternal Darkness? What if I think I might be almost near the end? What if I experienced a bizarre sanity effect today? What if I entered a room and my characters head fell off? What if I picked it up again and it started rotating and quoting Shakespear at me? o.o What if there was a funny one, I entered a room and there was a monster in there, but instead of it being twice my size as that species usually was, it was now no bigger than my shoe? What if the chapter I'm in now takes place during the Battle of the Somme? What if its set in a church that has been converted into a hospital? What if I was in the church a few chapters ago when it still was a church? What if it's cool returning to a place you played through before, but hundreds of years later? What if I'm tahd? What if, hee? What if I'm also listening to 'Anywhere'? What if I want this played at my funeral, even though it has nothing to do with death and would make absolutely no sense? What if my shoulders hurt? What if I can smell the pizza on my fingers and it is making me queasy? What if I should probably go to sleep, seeing as though I have to be up at 5am every day next week? What if that's madness? What if only farmers should be up that early? What if I wonder if Maddie is ready to run off into the woods yet? ____________________  | |||
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| Scroll Guardian |
What if I need to get Aladdin on DVD soon? What if cause I loved that movie? What if oi, I drank way too much last night? What if we went to an Irish pub in Dallas? What if 3 Jager blasters, 2 rum and cokes, and 1 shot of tequila later, singing Irish drinking songs sounded like a good idea? What if so...we all did? What if god, we cannot sing? What if but it was fun? What if and today, I don't feel bad or anything? What if but I prolly won't be drinking a whole bunch for awhile? What if cause it's expensive on the pocketbook? What if laters? ____________________________ I <3 4 foot 11, blonde, operatic wonders from Oklahoma. There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if I applied for a credit card today? What if they almost certainly won't approve me, but it was worth a shot? What if I get approved, but I won't remember any of the things I wanted to buy? What if I should probably go to bed now at 4pm? What if I have to be out of bed in just over 12 hours anyway? What if I play Super Smash Bros Melee and forget all my troubles? ____________________ | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if there's nothing worse than coming home and there being no new what ifs? ____________________ | |||
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| Chief Chesty Forlock |
What if Link looks like he's toking in your sig? ~~~~~~~~~~ | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if well how else would Link be able to travel through time? What if The Amazing Race finally started here last week? What if I made a commitment to watch it after enjoying the few episodes I saw here and there of the last season? What if, sucks that it's on at the same time as Kath & Kim though? What if I read the first recap at TWoP? What if 'Philiminated' would have to be the most delightful term I have ever heard? What if disclaimer: Salem does not believe Link is actually toking and in no way endorses this activity ____________________ | |||
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| Chief Chesty Forlock |
What if Salem seems to know all about the effects of toking? ~~~~~~~~~~ | |||
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| Scroll Guardian |
What if heh? What if this weekend took a turn for the surreal? What if and not in the good way either? What if oi, being in the middle isn't always a good thing? What if just take my word for it? What if Jackson 5 is playing? What if SNAP? What if I desperately need to go grocery shopping? What if but I'll do it tomorrow? What if it's not so bad for a Monday...so far? ____________________________ I <3 4 foot 11, blonde, operatic wonders from Oklahoma. There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
What if I forgot about FRIENDS again last night? What if I need a rememberall? What if I need to get my GBA-SP out of layby? What if I have like 6 laybys on at the moment? What if dvd's for jess, dvd's for me, clothes for jess, clothes for me, gba sp and jess's school uniform for next year? What if i am trying to pay them all off evenly, but i am want em all.. NOW What if no laybys for mick cause he can buy his own clothes.. hehe? What if I got a red Jub Jub from Mcdonalds last night? What if that was purely for Salem's benefit, even though he's probably cranky at me for not being online last night? ********************************* | |||
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| Scroll Guardian |
What if my two other InuYasha wall scrolls have arrived? What if and now, they are up on my wall and situated to my momentary satisfaction? What if damn it was hot today? What if odd when we've been having highs in the 70s to go to low 90s? What if c'mon fall already? What if softball game tonight? What if my study is the domain of InuYasha? What if sweet? ____________________________ I <3 4 foot 11, blonde, operatic wonders from Oklahoma. There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness | |||
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| Besotted Scroller |
what if i'm curious to know whether salem will be home early today? what if i expect he'll just pass out somewhere till tomorrow anyway? what if that's what i'd do ?what if "toking" made me giggle? what if disclaimers are fun? what if i feel very airy right now? what if unrelated, i should add? what if i always get into things just as they're finishing up? what if sex and the city, to be precise? what if i never knew the declaration of a terminal illness could be so hilarious? what if apparently it can? what if six feet under is just getting weirder and weirder? what if but that's the way i like it? what if it only concerns me that i didn't look twice when a lady dressed as a giant flower appeared from nowhere and started talking to nate? what if it all seemed very normal at the time? what if i'm applying for special consideration to pass ceramics? what if i'd really prefer to pass this semester at the very least? what if i'm sure it won't happen, but it's worth a shot? what if the counsellor still thinks i'm depressed but the docter thinks i'm a hysterical female? what if he didn't say it, but i could tell? what if an attention-starved teenager with an overactive imagination at any rate? what if home in 7 days? what if sweet jesus i need to be there now? what if there are things that need a-finishin' though and i must hand them in for this semester not to have been a complete waste of time? what if i've given some teachers and courses a few scathing reviews of late? what if i sure do hope that doesn't come back to bite me in the arse? what if it says annonymous, but they'd have to be pretty docile to not recognise my pety beligering when they see it? what if, and now i'm talking to myself in public - not a good sign? what if i wish my brother hadn't stolen my chamber of secrets dvd ?what if i could really go for some psychotic wizardry right now? what if hp3 might be alright as well? what if hp4 wouldn't be unapreciated either? what if yes, i am still talking about dvds? what if i need to go home? what if my roomates keep asking "are we really that bad?" and i just want to scream "YES!!"? what if they're not but i'm strange and tempremental and they do little to accomodate it? what if sunlight this and activity that? what if social doo-dads and dressing-up whiz-bangs? what if home on melbourne cup day, yelling at horses, slamming back some milky treats - that's what i need right now? what if bailey's kaluha franjellico - yeah-huh? what if i found out that this guy that keeps wandering into our house of late has the same birthday as me? what if he'll be 20 when i'm 20? what if i would have suggested a double-shin-dig if we weren't going to be in two different places and all of our friends being in far more places than that? what if also, i don't particualrly like shin-digs? what if a nice peaceful gathering is all the attention i need? what if, of course my last special birthday was ruined by my sister being a selfish b*tch, but you get that? what if i..hope i didn't say that outloud just now? what if oh god it's almost 2 and i haven't done any of what i was supposed to? what if that's just great what if darn the call of the what if thread! darn it to heck!? what if hm, computer freezing, back slouching, perhaps i'd better post this now? what if *hug* - i miss you guys so much when i'm away ?-------------------------------------- | |||
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