What if ~Micro Waving~ ..?

What if all the scrollers who return decide to post EXACTLY as much as XC does..?


What if I have 1000s of them lined up & ready to go..?

What if this place gets as swamped as that board Twin Xenas are/were on..?

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Originally posted by Thersites:
What if I have 2 brothers.?
what if older bro is very very odd..?
what if now hes certifiably nuts..?
what if onmeds & everything..?

what if i have 2 older bros?

what if oldest bro & me don't get along?

what if mid bro & get along?

what if i ain't seen mid bro for 17 yrs?

what if he has bad heart?

what if don't care to see oldest bro again?

What if page 23 already..?

What if only 77 more to go..?

what if its 66F & breexy in my apartment..?

What if POIFECT T-shirt weather..?

What if I really needed to squeak some more numbers in the above post..?

What if 3 44 16 7..?

What if microwave dinged..?

What if more M-Wavin..?

what if pg 23?

what if 77 pgs to go?

what if that may be sooner than later?

what if by time Ame, lila & Heitie post again here there be new what if thread?

what if at least Salem shows up almost week daily?

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Originally posted by Thersites:
What if page 23 already..?

What if only 77 more to go..?

what if i just said this?

what if there echo in here?

what if i got laundry to do?

what if still gettin books pulled for garage sale?

What if at least my posts dont take up alotta space.

What if I like laptops ..except I cant remove the Caps lock key..?

WHat if like I have form every other keyboard I have owned since gettin on the net..?

What if ...*sings* how do you like me now,..?

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Originally posted by xenacrazed:

quote:

Originally posted by Thersites:
What if page 23 already..?

What if only 77 more to go..?

what if i just said this?

what if there echo in here?

what if i got laundry to do?

what if still gettin books pulled for garage sale?

What if its garbage day here..?

What if its laundry day here AGAIN..?

What if its been laundry day every day for the last week & 1/2..?

What if microwave dinged again..?

quote:

Originally posted by Thersites:
What if at least my posts dont take up alotta space.

what if ya mean those series of 11 posts lol?

what if i hope yer not referin to Jen Law sig pic?

what if maybe my big quote posts?

what if we only post one what if a day but it's a huuuuuuuuuge what if?

quote:

Originally posted by xenacrazed:

quote:

Originally posted by Thersites:
What if at least my posts dont take up alotta space.

what if ya mean those series of 11 posts lol?

what if i hope yer not referin to Jen Law sig pic?

what if maybe my big quote posts?

what if we only post one what if a day but it's a huuuuuuuuuge what if?

What if yeah...?
What if we just edit in any thing else we want to add..
What if over & over again..?
What if all 12- 14 hours we are here ..?

What if you go first..lol

What if I just hadda a Wrasslin match with some froxen hamburger that I almost lost..?

What if only a quick Xena move saved the day..?

What if no sauasage fer break fast aCause I have way too much greasy food lately..?

What if XC is plottin some where other than this thread.??

What if I used the breexe to help me blow away cat dander..??

What if I may have already mentioned that ..?

what if Im not re-readin alla this nonsense to see..? !

What if the newslady on my Tv just called herslef

"Creepy Arla"..??

what if Natalie almost got into the dryer?

what if she snuck in once but i caught her before clothes went in?

what if no other kitty that's owned me has ever got into or tried gettin in the dryer?

what if she even tried gettin in the washin machine!

what if she takes her own baths- dunt need the machines!?

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Dream Scroller

what if ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha?

what if LOL ha ha ha ha ha ha ha?

what if RMAOTF LOL HA HA HA HA HA?

what if um shouldn't i be Nightmare Scroller?

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Originally posted by xenacrazed:

quote:

Dream Scroller

what if ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha?

what if LOL ha ha ha ha ha ha ha?

what if RMAOTF LOL HA HA HA HA HA?

what if um shouldn't i be Nightmare Scroller?

What if I was just a scroll guru like 3 days ago....

What if I Was scroller warrior yesterday..?

What yes yes YES you are THE nitemare scroller..??

What if laffing at me in 4 sentences shouldnt count as 4 what iffages.??

WHat if Nuh uh.?

What if I just took my pro-biotic supplement.?

What if because everyone knows Im more interesting With a gut fulla bacteria..?

What if i have heard/read that theres more bacteria in our bodies than there are cels of US,...?

What if I think Neal Degrasse Tyson ..if my memory is correct.?

What if 64F in Apartment..?

What if its time for a thicker T-Shirt..?

What if Ping pong ball sixed Hail nearby..?

What if I brought in spindly plants because it got late dusky dark @ 5:30 but it just eased off..?

What if BArffalo's mayor is calling for a Cwime Quackdown..?

What if Obama is calling for a military sexual abuse Quackdown..?

What if alla this just Quacks me Up..?

What if a Quackdown on tow truck drivers now too..??

What the Quack..?

What if I was worried about where Vinny/Brucifer was?

What if outside ..who knows..?

What if I found him asleep ..shedding like craxxy on my black Xena shirts.?

What if thats my boy..??

What if Im tired of fertilizing my tom plants by hand..?

what if I move them around too much for any bee to keep track of them..?

What if its so sterile around here that I almost never see a bee.?

What if I hire Xc..?

What if I always turn down the sound when its commercial time..?

What if I glanced up to maybe see Angelina Jolie for a split second?

What if Im not sure its her because she looked like Death..?

What if her face was so thin she looked like an Anorexic Biafran..?


What if no one is old enuff to remember starved Biafrans but me..??

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Thersites:
What if I just took my pro-biotic supplement.?

/QUOTE]

what if this cures BrucE of scrolls diarrhea?

what if he posts once daily like Salem?

what if it makes him run screaming like Ame?

what if we have to put his pic on eggnog ctns?

What if iys 46 in Detroit rite now..?

What if thats not far away.?

What if thats coming here tonight & tomorrow..?

What if Flash mob..?

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Originally posted by xenacrazed:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Thersites:
What if I just took my pro-biotic supplement.?

/QUOTE]

what if this cures BrucE of scrolls diarrhea?

what if he posts once daily like Salem?

what if it makes him run screaming like Ame?

what if we have to put his pic on eggnog ctns?

What if XC broke my quote..?

What if thats all the scrolls are gonna give him today..?

What if Pro-biotuc gives me the Power of GraysKull & Scroll diarrhea all at once..?

What if for only $3.99 A BOTTLE..?

What if I Checked Again & NO XC is at the scrolls..on front page..??



What if its as i suspected all along..?

What if i cant tell you or he will kill you ..??

What if Im gaining on him again.?