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what if i got somebody's panties in a bunch?



WHat if I LIKE my pantys in a bunch thank you very much,..?

What if pantys & no Bra...what are people to think of me..??

What if that post was so long I took an iced tea break in the middle..?

What if I mean a break to make Iced tea to drink..?

WHat if I wanted to post @ 4:04 but I missed it..?
 
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What if I started the new page 25..

What if only 75 pages to go..?


WHat if I don't act to frivolously so XC doesn't send me to poster oblivion..??

What if yet another Energy scam artist came to my door just now...with IDT energy..?

WHat is it with these morons..? Mad
 
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What if the thought of me floating around in an icy cold outer space - like Oblivion with nothing to cling to but my bunched up pantys..
reminds me of why I missed this place..?

What if this is post 450..?

What that might gimmee a new rank..?

What if not countin or anything,..?
 
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What if re: Beauty and the Beast the Beast not being Beastly enough, this IS the CW we're talking about?

What if I think being attractive is one of the qualifications of getting hired?

What if, not that I'm complaining?



what if too many attractive ppl on tv?

what if not realistic?

what if this is why tv sucks?

what if they made tv shows realistic without going for phony reality tv?

what if old Beauty & the Beast at least had non-attractive ppl?
 
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what if thinking bout getting in contact with 1st xc?

what if he & wifey live only 15 some mi from here?

what if offer him the xc handle back?

what if i know he looks in here from time to time?

what if he told me so last time we spoke?

what if he becomes xenacrazed again & i post as xc?

what if that would work?

what if want to hear more stories on the 2nd xc?

what if wonder if he's still in nut house?

what if hey i am postin in a nut house aka scrolls?

what if i may email 1st xc later?

what if emails to 3rd xc always get bounced back?
 
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what if reading 'what if's last few pages?

what if OMG!?

what if BrucE is obsessed with me!?!? Eek

what if i need get a restraining order?

what if tie him up with his bras?

what if put surveillance cameras up at all Indihickiana borders to make sure he doesn't come here?

what if he's cyber-stalkin me?

what if no wonder Ame, lila & Heitie are either rarely here or gone?

what if we all leave the scrolls, start a new one & let BrucE stay here to get his post count wherever he wants it?

what if he still finds us?

what if need a cyber-restraining order?

what if send cyber-cops to Barfalo?

what if they find out BrucE is a 94 yr old Asian woman who gummed her hubbie to death?

what if Eek ?

what if maybe there was a BrucE but that BrucE killed him?

what if the xc cabal finds out the real BrucE is being held captive in Barfalo somewhere?

what if well i have my own probs with the xc cabal thank ya vry much?
 
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what if too many attractive ppl on tv?

what if not realistic?

what if this is why tv sucks?

what if they made tv shows realistic without going for phony reality tv?

what if old Beauty & the Beast at least had non-attractive ppl?



What if post #451 Made a Scroll Nightmare Just on Time..?!?!?!?!?

What if its worse than that with the Unreal visual attractiveness ?

What if they use computer graphics to touch up & tweak people to make them even more good looking than they really are..?


What if I enjoy that but I hate it at the same time.. if you know what I mean..??
 
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what if reading 'what if's last few pages?

what if OMG!?

what if BrucE is obsessed with me!?!? Eek

what if i need get a restraining order?

what if tie him up with his bras?

what if put surveillance cameras up at all Indihickiana borders to make sure he doesn't come here?



What if there isn't anybody else HERE butchoo..???

What if what do you expect tellin everyone @ my bunched up pantys..??

WHat if you cant hide from a Panty Assassin..?


What if Im NOT the real Brucy Braless.?

What if just a panty-waist imposter..?
 
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WHat if you'll all be happy to know that Val has taken to ignorin me as much as possible..?

What if ..without it being a total ignore cause how can she check on my level of torment if she NEVER sees me..?

What if I have to start goin to movies all alone..?

what if that wood suck..?
 
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what if no fun being ignored?

what if maybe ya need a heart-to-heart with Val, BrucE?

what if good luck on that?

what if mama xc & i went outta town today?

what if good to get outta town?

what if later when i went out, traffic was horrible?

what if 2 car wrecks within a miles of my house?

what if one by a local baseball field & the other at the top of my neighborhood?

what if aint going nowhere special Memorial Day weekend?

what if can't afford it?

what if video store in hope my honey is there?

what if make that my-honey-in-my-dreams haha?
 
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by xenacrazed:
what if no fun being ignored?

what if maybe ya need a heart-to-heart with Val, BrucE?

what if good luck on that? ]/QUOTE]



What if Its not like that she has just gotten busy..?

What if shes all grown up & not alotta time fer daddy no more..LOL

What if imagine how busy she would bee with kids..??


What if spellchecker is goin apeshit on this post..?? *snicker*
 
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What if the news milked the tornado damage yet again today but now has a bridge collapse to freak out over til the middle of next week..?

What if tell me something IMPORTANT..!!!

what if don't just keep putting sobbin people on day after frakkin day..?

what if I give up on capitalizing anything so people will think Im XC #5..?
 
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What if Im finally pre-scrubbing up my laundry..?

What if I hafta get most of the blood out before I take it to the laundrmat because Im sick of alla the funny looks I get..?

What if they are still arguing about what to do with the Peace bridge..?

What if bridge from Buffalo NY to Fort Erie Canada..?

What if they have been planning to replace that bridge since 1990 I think...

What if a suggestion is redeckin it now..?

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What if there was just a losery burglar on TV..
What if his name is Sky Ryder..?
What if im wondering if he likes dope & stuff..??

WHat if Id bet XC knows the slob..??

What they both watch TOO MUCH XENA ..DUDE!?!?!?!!?
 
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what if darn i sleepy?

what if got email from 1st xc?

what if not read yet cuz its a long email?

what if hey this thread still here?

what if not hit delete button yet?

what if i did delete, started a new what if thread & Ame never knew the difference?

what if Ame probably never return?

what if know she won't be here tonite or tomorrow?

what if she's never here on weekends?
 
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What if you still have Salem!

What if YOU ALL STILL HAVE SALEM!

What if re: attractive people on TV, eh, if I wanted to see ugly people I'd go look in the mirror?

What if and then smash my face into it and shout "I HATE YOU!!"

What if, sorry, I don't know where that came from?

What if I've done all my exercise for the day?

What if running and sit ups and weights?

What if I am super fit!

What if, I'm not, I'm just trying to get my "muscles" ready for the Warrior Dash?

What if, only one week to go Eek?

What if the rules say you can't take real weapons with you?

What if, there goes taking my chakram..


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What if Salem is showing up more often..??

WHat if YaY that..?


What if maybe Ame & lila & Heitie star also..?

What if I hope a Super mega poster returns & puts up a Blizzard of posts too ..?
 
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what if Salem gets really muscular?

what if have him beat up employers who don't hire me?

what if he appears at my interviews & snarls threateningly at employers?

what if then he gets hires by the Mob?

what if they nickname him No-Neck Salem?

what if a mob enforcer is a good paying job?

what if long as you stay on their good side?
 
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what if gotta bad headache?

what if had it since last nite?

what if its a tumor?

what if need make Last Will & Testament of xc?

what if leave everything to mama xc & Natalie?

what if maybe all i need is Ibuprofen?

what if maybe just lie down awhile?

what if head explodes like in "Scanners" movie?

what if least i won't have to clean up the mess?
 
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what if Scroll Desperado????

what if that makes me feel like i need a six-gun & a black outlaw hat & ask Marshall Dillon to be in the center of Dodge fer a shootout?

what if Dagwood sub lifted my headache?

what if still sleepy?

what if take nap later?

what if lack of sleep?
 
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what if computer almost didn't start?

what if got error message that windows had problems?

what if it took forever to try to correct issues & it couldn't do it?

what if it PC shut down?

what if i restarted it & it was okay?

what if this is related to scrolls spittin at me?

what if i dunno?

what if can't afford to have it fixed or looked at?
 
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what if maybe there was a BrucE but that BrucE killed him?


What if it all started with the long gone BrucA

What if Yes BrucE is deactivated now too..

What if last one to post here was Cyborg model BrucY

What if *I* have finally been perfected as model T-10,000 Thersites

What if Assassin Terminator ..??
 
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what if gotta bad headache?

what if had it since last nite?

what if its a tumor?

what if need make Last Will & Testament of xc?

what if leave everything to mama xc & Natalie?


WHst if I do my best Ah-nuld imitation & say.."Its Not a Too-Muhhh"????

What if I wonders what happens to alla XC's wives.....after??

What if they probably have 150 litle XCs to look after..?

What if they all need food stamps now.????
 
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what if Scroll Desperado????

what if computer almost didn't start?

what if got error message that windows had problems?

what if it took forever to try to correct issues & it couldn't do it?

what if it PC shut down?

what if i restarted it & it was okay?

what if this is related to scrolls spittin at me?

what if i dunno?

what if can't afford to have it fixed or looked at?



What if congrats on being a Desparado?

What if XC learns how to start comp in SAFE MODE if it acts up again..??

What if its really simple & can cure alot of windows dopey ness..?


What if its either a virus..or just general Windows fucked up -itty-ness ?

What if I hope XC has up to date Virus protection..?

WHat if he downloads Malwarebytes its a user run anti-virus of the first order..??

What if a fresh install, if nothing else works, is a likely winner in the situation he has..?
 
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what if comp is actin ok now?

what if sometimes it gets weird if power goes out & it comes back on or if i press on swicth twice by mistake?

what if i got lots of junk to delete, old useless files & music (free music) downloads?

what if Norton tells me unzip is not safe but it is?

what if Norton is updated?

what if check it again soon?
 
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