what if who cares?

what if apathy?

what if boring scrolls?

what if it's all mine now & i dun want it?

what if ha ha BrucE missed a pg change?

but what if who cares?

what if this thread is bout half finished?

what if bout time?

what if been dreaming bout ex-girlfriends recently?

what if Gina & Janet mostly?

what if dreamed episodic dreams this week?

what if dreams takin place in school or at work?

what if BrucE has died from shingles or maybe his neighbors killed him?

what if Ame, Argy & Salem have melted from the heat down under?

what if cuz lila was kidnapped by a killer clown from outer space?

what if the Texan scrollers planted a Bush in the desert & got lost headin home?

what if xc is brain dead but still manages to post this crap?

What if there was a 'What If' thread & nobody came..?

What if Im sorry but Im pretty much Yapped out..?

WHat if I will continue to check her but dont expect alot posts..?

What if you are rite this place REALLY needs a few more people..?

what if why is there is no mail on MLK day?

what if MLK woulda wanted ppl to get mail?

what if i have a dream of gettin mail on MLK day?

what if i have a dream of gettin a full time job?

what if MLk woulda made a better pres than obombya?

what if "There are currently 0 member(s) and 5 guest(s) on the forums."?

what if who these guests?

what if one be me before logged in?

what if who be the other 4?

what if show yerselves?

what if more snow today & maybe more tomorrow?

what if tired of snow & cold?

what if last winter wasn't this snowy & cold?

what if hopin for a drought in spring & summer?

what if i doubt BrucE is "yapped out"?

what if he's one of obombya's NSA spies?

what if he's also workin for kris Kristie bullin ppl in NJ?

what if he got a job as an usher at a theatre so him & Val can see movies free?

what if he's gone to Aussieland to haul Ame, Argy & Salem's butts back to the scrolls?

What if none of the above are correct..?

What if I have challenged Gov Fat Fatty to a Sumo wrestling match...

WHat if he has me a bit on size but I have a Wicked.Wicked Fart weapon he knows nothing about..?

What if I mysteriously have a flat tire now..??


What if my Jack is missing..?

What if there is gonna be a dangerous windchill from now until Doomsday..as far as I know..

What if wont go up to Average weather from now until well into Feb..?

Waht if I die because of a Stupid flat tire..?

What if no one gives a fuck..??

what if wonder if BrucE's neighbors caused flat tire?

what if global colding?

what if Gov Fat Fatty wrestles Hilarious Cliton?

what if sounds like an x rated fight?

what if the scrolls win an award?

what if The Deadest Forum on the Internet?

what if no one shows up to accept it?

what if no one cares either?

what if dental apptment tomorrow?

what if new dentist for me?

what if hope it goes good?

what if don't wanna be run into the poor house payin dental bills?

what if went to new dentist today?

what if VINDICATION!?

what if no cavities, no crowns needed, no teeth needing pulled & no gum disease?

what if i KNEW my former, previous dentist was a crook!?

what if now i should seek REVENGE!?

what if i hunt down former dentist & take drill & drill holes all in her teeth & head?

what if i put Xena pinch on her & say, "i just cut off flow of blood to yer brain. Ya gotta call the cops & confess to ripping innocent ppl off & make 'em think they have bad teeth & pay lotta dinars outtta the pocket...or else i won't take off the pinch ha ha ha HA!"?

What if I just popped in to say Hi..?

What if I think you should do the Xena pinch Thing..?

What if you also make a video of it & post it
on Screw-tube..?

What if as in that dentist is screwed now..?

What if Maybe YOU should play Xena in the New TV reboot..& stuff?

what if i oughta sue the dentist?

what if take her on Judge Judy?

what if um is not an answer?

what if naw i wanna a young big boobed female honey to play Xena when a new tv show comes around?

what if i is a boob cuz i is dumb?

what if i'll play xenacrazed in a Xena tv show- the stoopid smelly god of surveys that craves dancin nekked gabbies (as played by Jen Law)?

what if Amanda Knockers guilty again?

what if i think i think she's guilty?

what if i dun care if she is pretty cuz she's pretty guilty i think?

what if send her to Italy & send obombya too?

what if he can be her new roommate?

what if RIP Pete Seeger?

what if I Had A Hammer?

what if i'd hammer washington dc to the ground?

what if hammer all politicians to their grave?

what if til i found an honest one?

what if that means i'd be hammerin 4ever?

what if i dun not care bout Stoopid Bowl?

what if i hate sports?

what if stoopid Olympricks is next?

what if yawn?

What if i dont like sports either..?

What if I dont care for most sports fan much neither?

What if thats all for now ..?

what if obombya = major suckage?

what if hate his plans for raising min wage & retirement?

what if just give business more excuse not to hire ppl full time?

what if buttrack obombya just another rich ass republican in disguise?

what if impeach the jerk now!?

What if it sounds like your saying "Do NOT Raise the Minimum Wage!"..?

What if thats exactly what most Republicans think is a good idea..?

What if the Teabaggers think we should do away with the minimum wage..?

WHat if WTF..???

What if we need MORE regulation to FORCE business to become good citizens..& enable America instead of continuing to cripple it..?

What if raising wages is maybe the ONLY Thing I can applaud Obama for..?

what if they raise the min wage?

what if this- along with asshole obombya's "health" plan & retirement plan- make it so that only ppl with Masters Degrees will get hired for menial Crap-Mart or McDonalds type jobs?

what if businesses take out on employees what crap the gov't takes out on them?

what if forcing business will only send more jobs to mexico?

what if in reality that what the GOP want cuz they spend less on workers & more on them?