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what if BrucE is really obombyE? what if no wonder he defends him er i mean himself? what if BrucE is also HilarE? what if BrucE is all the politicians in washington dcE? what if yikes!? | |||
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what if got skunk under back porch? what if got birds flyin on back porch? what if got moles in ground near back porch? what if call back porch a zoo & charge ppl money to enter? | |||
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what if 3 days left of work? what if thank ye obombya for not only NOT fixin the economy that Bushit broke but for further screwin it up on yer own? what if no job prospects in site? what if anyone know how to make counterfeit money & make it passable? | |||
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What if BrucE is hopin for the 1st time in his life to have the person he WANTS to be Prez..? What if its possible that the gov't has become so corrupted by Big Money that Hilary might be twisted by it too..? What if maybe its too late for the 99% all ready..? | |||
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What if I had Skunk under the building at both my previous locations..?? What if I feel for ya...they tend to spray late at night & leave to forage, stinkin the place up so it will be empty on their return... What if ...Evil strategy...no? What if I 'update' my style to "Fregan Hipster"..??? | |||
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what if i don't expect much outta a HilarE preidencE? what if in '16 it's yet another Cliton vs Bushit? what if we need a new name & this time someone honest? what if we may get a new name but not a chance we get someone honest? | |||
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what if i put out mothballs to ward off skunk? what if aint smelled no skunk since? what if filled in skunk's entry place with dirt, gravel & big rocks? what if hope they's outta beneath the back porch? what if still waitin on neighbor to call as they have a trap cage? | |||
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what if skunk is back- yuck!? what if more mothballs? what if neighbor with trap cage for skunk returns next week? what if i heard fox pee will ward off skunks? what if have xc wives pee near skunk hole? what if coz they is foxes? | |||
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what if unemployed again? what if pt time temp job at university ended today? what if unemployment mullah til June? what if then bankrupt -> street beggar -> livin in backyard of poor house -> hitchhikin to Wa DC -> kickin jackass obomba to smithereens til Secretion Service shoot poor xc? | |||
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what if yesterday was papa xc's b-day? what if actually it was Feb 29? what if he would have been 90 yrs old if were still with us? what if happy b-day papa xc, wish ya were still with us? | |||
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what if doing my taxes today? what if last yr my refund was 4x what it will be this year? what if don't being poverty level get ya more of a refund? what if depressed? | |||
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What if you look into the "Earned Income Tax Credit"..? What if you're THAT poor you should get extra money Back ..? What if you should apply for Food Stamps HEAP & the Bush Phone...? What if the free cell phones started under Bush not Obama...a fact Tea-Baggers seem oblivious too..? What if good luck..? | |||
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what if EITC is prejudiced against single ppl w/o kids? what if i claim the cat who owns me as a kid? what if i claim xc wives or absentee scrollers as kids? what if EITC doesn't add much for me? what if food stamps may be next on list? | |||
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what if need haircut soon? what if lookin like a werewolf? what if howwwwwwwwl? what if too poor to afford someone cuttin it? | |||
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I bought Clippers & cut my own.... Get a lifetime of haircuts for the price of 2 @ the barbershop... Now that I have practice its always cut the way I want it too. | |||
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What IF Oh Dammit!! What if this is what I Meant?
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What if the above post was ONLY #1050? What if in @ 9 months last year I made 999 posts..? What if at the rate Im going 300 is maybe gonna be the total..?? What if that s too few..? | |||
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What if I get 1 of those calendars that tells you what the count is from the first of the year to that day..? What if you know one that says Ground Hogs Day is the 33rd day of the year etc..? What if Valentine's day is the 45th day..? What if then I will know how far behind I am on makin 1 post a day on average..? | |||
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What if this is the post for Geo.Washington's Birthday..? What if thats Feb 22nd for those Aussies if they ever return..? What if I need to make post 1064 to be caught up with today..? What if thats not gonna happen now....because xc will make 357 posts in a day to be sure Im not out posting him.?...LOL What if not that anyone is COUNTing or anything..? | |||
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what if got job interview next week? what if not gettin my hopes up? what if for full time job with benefits? what if gov't job too? | |||
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What if good luck working for/with Obama..? What if we ALL know you Secretly Love him..? What if maybe you will be in a position to lower the price of Eggnog..? What if maybe you can FORCE Hollyweird to make a new Bizzaro Xena for you to watch..??? What if maybe the 'cigarette smoking man' can write it for ya..??? | |||
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What if you have to ask Lucy for it? What if she heard you think shes an old bag..? What if "way too far over the Hill to play Xena" ? What if xc dont wanna wrinkly old Xena..? What if Lucy still wants to play Xena & takes exception to alla your Indiana rudeness..? What Then..???  | |||
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what if Lucy don't own the chakram? what if Universal Studios &/or Renaissance Pictures own it? what if they don't want her wrinkly scabs to touch it? what if they want some fresh young(er) skin to touch it? what if who in their goofy mind would want a wrinkly old Xena? what if oh yeah WrinklE BrucE would? | |||
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what if dreamed of J Lawcrazed last nite? what if after watchin Hunger Games 2? what if she make me hungry for games under the covers? what if hope other xc wives don't get jealous, best let them under covers with us? | |||
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