What if this should be the 1st post on a brand new page..?

What if page 47?

What if grumpy old xc doesn't like me countin pages now too?

What if someone needs to tell him there's a pill for that..?

What if I needed 27 posts to get to 1000....?

What if Im down to 14 now..?


What if I just make em all 3 baggers to wish xc a Happy New year..?

What if some of my Shingles rash is starting to dry out..?

What if it goes from painful to ITCHY..??

What if Im not sure that's gonna be better..?

What if post 988..?

What if Sauron's plan is Soo close to completion..?

What if sexy gorgeous elven babes cant save any of you now..?

What if Dammit .....Microsoft products are Annoying..?

What if MSDOS is/was ANNOYING..?????

What if Windows95 was beter but is/was Still ANNOYING..?????

What if Win98 is/was ANNOYING..?????

What if Win98se is/was ANNOYING..tho maybe their best?????

What if Me is/was ANNOYING..?????

What if it was SOOoooooo buggy & crash PRONE that I returned the 1st comp I bought with Me on it because I thought it was broken..???

What if XP is/was especially ANNOYING..?????

What if I missed the really bad one ...Vista..?


What if Windows7 is ANNOYING..?????

What if windows 8 looks even MORE - A N N O Y I N G !?!?!?!?!?!?



edited because IE took out the extra space I put in to separate ANNOYING from what came before...isn't THAT ANOYING..?

what if i'm back to this thread?

what if at least for now?

what if wonder if we still here a year from now?

what if wonder if 3rd scroller show up by then?

what if it's in the 40s today temperature-wise?

what if stoopid snow tomorrow?

what if figures?

what if anudder work day?

what if at least college students not back yet?

What if when I hit reload on IE it almost always just loads up a blank page..?

What if I cant believe its a mess.... Again..?

What if this level of incompetence is laffable..?

What if Im back with Firefox..?

What if I was using the 'new; IE 11 only 22daze old..?

WHat if no wonder it shit its diaper..?

What if its sad so many people think Micro$oft makes good products..?

WHat if 90% of it ispoorly made slow sluggish bloatware..

WHat if virus makers only became so expert & vicous because of MS Incompetence..?

quote:

Originally posted by Thersites:
What if when I hit reload on IE it almost always just loads up a blank page..?

What if I cant believe its a mess.... Again..?

What if this level of incompetence is laffable..?

what if IE sucks?

what if big time?

what if i gave it up eons ago?

what if IE is one big virus?

what if only Firefox for me?

what if they use IE at work?

what if ewwwwwwww!?

what if i downloaded Firefox on my PC there?

what if hee hee?

What ifs the Weather People are Shrieking like the devil is frying their asses about how cold & windy it is out..?

What if I went out in my hoodie ballcap earmuffs& gloves to shovel just like I always do..?


What if I got all sweaty & uncomfortable just like I always do & didnt notice any dangerous difference ?

What if Iaff at their puny -15F windchills.?

quote:

Originally posted by Thersites:

What if I went out in my hoodie ballcap earmuffs& gloves to shovel just like I always do..?

what if hoodie ballcap earmuffs?

what if ha ha BrucE is either a goth or punk rocker?

what if does yer earmuffs have Bugs Bunny on 'em or Hannah Montana or silly goth quotes?

what if goth girls are often hot?

what if i need a goth girl for an xc wife?

what if she can be 16 yrs old like the Duck Dynasty papa says?

what if or is it 15 yrs old?

what if i bought winter socks at the army-navy store?

what if they like to pull loose at the toes?

what if the cat who owns me likes to bite the loose socks?

what if then i have holes in 'em?

what if i need a 15 yr old hot goth girl xc wife to mend the socks?

what if the Duck Dynasty papa would agree?

what if i hate that show?

what if i never watched it but i hate it?

what if they look like ZZ Top rejects?

What if I still have a Black pair & a grey pair of Earmuffs I bought maybe 15 years ago @ some $1 store...

WHat if I originally bought maybe 10 of them..?

What if I kinda like goth/punk chix myself..?

What if I have never watch Dork Dynasty either..?

What if they more like Osama Bin Laden to me..?

what if bought "used" gloves at the army navy store?

what if only used cuz it was bought direct from army?

what if now i feel like Gen. xc?

what if scrollers sit at attention & post yer butts off or else its KP duty!?

what if KP = keep piling xc stinky socks in yer mouth?

what if traffic crazy today?

what if ppl crazt today?

what if i's crazy all the time?

what if i admit being insane?

what if insanity keeps me feelin right?

what if can't worry bout losin my mind when its infested with craziness?

What if Yes Yes these post are certain to bring back many scrollers..?

WHat if maybe not....w

What if we solves ALL the unsolvable mathematical theorems..?


WHta if I hear xc is crazy like a Fox..?

what if they'll be back?

what if someday?

what if when they's bored?

what if guess they's not that bored yet?

what if no work today?

what if doubt work tomorrow?

what if still waiting to hear back bout jobs i applied for?

what if waitin's the hardest part?

quote:

Originally posted by xenacrazed:
what if they'll be back?

what if someday?

what if when they's bored?

what if guess they's not that bored yet?

What if we need to sneak that " You Have Reached the End of the internet! Now Go Back & post on the Scrolls! "message on to their computers browsers..?

What if maybe xc is crazy enuff to do it.?

WHat if I posted something very similar to this once ..?

What if the things that are good for you were as much fun As the things that are Bad for you..???

What if askin silly questions could actually make you smarter..???

What if talkin like a hick was considered Highly intellectual..???

what if Movies& Tee vee shows were filled with average looking people..??


What if they just did ordinary things like sit around in their dirty underware Sweatin& scratching & typin stuff onto their computers & stuff..??

What if that previous question didnt give you the Ickiest mental picture of Me..???

what if talking like alvin & the Chipmunks was the Height of Sexiness..??

What if you had to choose between a great life for yourself ...or an icky life for you but a great life for the ones you hold dear..??

WHat if Evil people really looked & acted like the evil people in movies & TeeVee Shows???

What if Human beings werent the Controlling form of life on this Planet..??

What if you could give up freedom to Gain Happiness..??

What if you could just wish people out of existence..???

What if we all could only speak Broken English..???

What if murder was legal one day a year..??



What if Women were only drawn to men who are good for them..??

what if the members of Congress/Parliament/Whateva had to fight it out with swords in order to pass legislation..??

What if Christianity is wrong about Satan..??


What if God is a pathalogical liar..???

What if Mars really does want our women..??


what if our faces looked like chimpazees faces..????

What if xc ends up quoting the above 15x to reply to it..?
What if we ALL know he just does that stuff to drive his post cout up,up up???

WHat if I also wrote this..?

What if people knew that Socialism is not Communism..??

What if we expected our best & brightest to work for the Enrichment of everyone..
Instead of just themselves..???

WHat if we could really know what other know the way that They Know IT !??

What if people were more concerned with others feelings then their own,,??


what if Amethyst hadnt chosen to 'Jump the Shark' just a few months ago..?