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what if after Melancholy Trumpenstein divorces the orange haired baboon, he will be free to hang out with Bruce 24/7?

what if maybe you oughta move to Northern Canada, eh?

what if the orange haired Sasquatch might move with you?


What if xc's posts are givin me a hella case of Gas..?

What if maybe enuff to warm alla Canada if we had a match..??
 
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what if i dreamed last night that Linxi returned to the scrolls?

what if not only that but she started working where i work?

what if she made many mistakes at work cause she was chatting online too much?

what if the bosses told me to tell her to start working better or else they'd can her?

what if i told them to tell her themselves cause i ain't their gopher?

what if the dream ended before i learned what happened next?



What if I wish I had pleasanter dreams...
lately I keep dreaming there's a knock at my door or my phone is ringing & I remember these dreams because ..

THEY WAKE ME THE F UP!?!?!?
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What if I was busy today doing moving stuff..LoL

What if Everything is going fantastic on my mid-November deadline for moving...? Wink
 
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What if I got paid today YAY? Big Grin

What if Christmas shopping soon?

What if I'll be glad when the vaccine gets here? smash


What if my paper SS check came today & I took it to the bank which is @ 12 MILES away...
Its a lot nearer to the new place...Thank Goddess?


What if they cashed it & said I cant have the money until tomorrow..LoL

What if they did allow me the cash I didnt remove from last months cheque..?

What if Imma so glad I took them 2 $20s with me... damn I was low on gas & hadda eat something....

I was slippin down to a starved out 200 lbs..so... death averted..


What if I also cannot wait til Im all Vaxxed up..??

What if gotta go to the stores & buy some stuffage tomorrow..?
 
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What if John lost his wallet yesterday?

What if he managed to cancel his debit card before anyone took his money but he now has to get a new driver's license?

What if I hope it won't be a big hassle?

What if we don't need this problem right now?

What if his car won't start too, it's probably a dead battery but that's just one more thing that adds to everything?

What if I wish we could redo the whole day yesterday?


"Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there."
~~Johnny Depp.


 
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What if John lost his wallet yesterday?

What if he managed to cancel his debit card before anyone took his money but he now has to get a new driver's license?

What if I hope it won't be a big hassle?

What if we don't need this problem right now?

What if his car won't start too, it's probably a dead battery but that's just one more thing that adds to everything?

What if I wish we could redo the whole day yesterday?


what if that sucks about the wallet?

what if i hope am honest person finds it & returns it?

what if i forgot my wallet in my Mom's car while i had driven across town in my own car?

what if that's panic inducing?

what if hope somebody can jump the battery & get the car running, if that's the problem?

what if i have AAA which is getting too expensive to keep but they have towed my car for free a couple times when the battery died?
 
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What if thanks, xc, I didn't think of AAA?

What if, he has a membership there so they should come out and check it out?

What if I hope it's just the battery, that's relatively cheap I think?

What if this is NOT a thing to happen in December on a low budget but...what can one do?

What if on the bright side, I had some extra cash for him to go shopping for basic necessities?

What if also, I did all my Christmas shopping already?


"Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there."
~~Johnny Depp.


 
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what if AAA will jump start the car, if that's what it needs?

what if they can tow it if it doesn't start to his shop of choice within certain distance depending on his membership status?

what if decent enough batteries aren't too expensive?
 
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What if John lost his wallet yesterday?

What if he managed to cancel his debit card before anyone took his money but he now has to get a new driver's license?


What if dont fall for it...tRump is havin his Angry Space Alien friends kidnap voters in Pennsylvania so that HE will win..?

What if the REAL john is probably being anally probed by the horny lil bastards RITE NOW !!!!

What if I know this sounds like a Crazy Conspiracy but it SOOoooo is not..?

What if ask xc I here he has been probed so many times he now wears a Titanium butt plug 24/7..?

What if, as for me, ....Dont Ask...dont tell..?

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What if LMAO@Brucy? Big Grin

What if well...I guess stranger things have happened???? Wink

What if I just woke up not long ago?

What if I'm drinking coffee on a Monday morning and glad I don't have to be anywhere?

What if but I am trying to get back into the work force?

What if I have an Occupational Vocations Counselor whom I had to sign a form for last week and hopefully she'll find me something soon?

What if because every penny counts?

What if so Trump can put THAT in his alien spaceship and smoke it!!! Big Grin smash


"Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there."
~~Johnny Depp.


 
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What if John lost his wallet yesterday?

What if he managed to cancel his debit card before anyone took his money but he now has to get a new driver's license?


What if dont fall for it...tRump is havin his Angry Space Alien friends kidnap voters in Pennsylvania so that HE will win..?

What if the REAL john is probably being anally probed by the horny lil bastards RITE NOW !!!!

What if I know this sounds like a Crazy Conspiracy but it SOOoooo is not..?

What if ask xc I here he has been probed so many times he now wears a Titanium butt plug 24/7..?

What if, as for me, ....Dont Ask...dont tell..?

Big Grin


what if anyone should be an expert on anal probing it's BrucE Buttless ha ha ha!?
 
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What if but I am trying to get back into the work force?

What if I have an Occupational Vocations Counselor whom I had to sign a form for last week and hopefully she'll find me something soon?

What if because every penny counts?

What if so Trump can put THAT in his alien spaceship and smoke it!!! Big Grin smash


what if good luck on that?

what if should be jobs out there you can work remotely?

what if employers can train through zoom?

what if aliens can probe thru zoom, too, though we'd have to verify it with BrucE Buttless?
 
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What if Lmao at Brucy Buttless? Big Grin

What if I have been wanting for many years to find a job where they would train me, but was never able to find one...but if that's changed, I'm all in?

What if I'm used to employers wanting you to already KNOW what to do lol?

What if but if I can just do some typing for someone or adding content to a website, I should be able to do that without much training?

What if, so long as they'll take me without a college degree? Razz

What if, but one way or another I'll find something...gotta be optimistic right?


"Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there."
~~Johnny Depp.


 
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what if you can do typing, you can do data entry?

what if some business should have easy access to files, etc needing entered?

what if colleges in your area may need it or other places?
 
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What if thanks xc I'll check that out then?

What if I'll do almost anything to make some extra moollah?

What if for one thing, we need money for a storage unit and a contractor to fix up our basement walls?

what if we have wall to wall storage and we need to put that in a storage unit?

What if, I hope we can get all this done before I leave this earth but if I can get a job and John too, we might be able to swing it?

What if it would be great to have more space in this house again?


"Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there."
~~Johnny Depp.


 
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what if my nephew's wife's sister has had books published?

what if i'm trying to contact her to get advice?

what if i really would rather not upload to the Amazon book graveyard if i can help it?

what if i do wanna live to see at least book 1 get published?
 
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what if anyone should be an expert on anal probing it's BrucE Buttless ha ha ha!?


What if *Whew* At least I dodge Brucy Butt-lass or Brucy Buttboy..?

What if ..then.. Im good with it..?

What if Suzy showed up today to Start preppin the place for paint & repairs...?

What if..so she immediately went after my remainin junk in the 2 upstairs rooms..OMG Iwas achy & exhausted from yesterday & need to rest my Achy-Breaky arms..?

What if...no dice ... but those rooms are cleared now..?
 
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What if good luck with all that xc, it sounds like it could work out well for you?

What if I need to get back to writing?

What if I was gonna go into a zoom class today but never got the link?

What if, so oh well, they won't see me tonight?

What if I guess I'll watch cartoons instead?


"Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there."
~~Johnny Depp.


 
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What if it's freezing outside?

What if I was out for a few minutes then came back in?

What if maybe I'll mop the floors?

What if, John is in town getting his new driver's license and who knows how long they'll keep him waiting?

What if, and he still has to wait for his debit card to be mailed?

What if so I've been trying to do some chores for him while he deals with alla this?

What if, the place has been dusted and most of it is organized best we can but there could always be more?

What if so I guess I'll stop procrastinating then?

What if, back later?


"Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there."
~~Johnny Depp.


 
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what if anyone should be an expert on anal probing it's BrucE Buttless ha ha ha!?


What if *Whew* At least I dodge Brucy Butt-lass or Brucy Buttboy..?

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what if some people would want to be refered to as buttless?

what if i did not write Butthead or call Trumpenstein your buddy, Bevis?

what i was nice that way?
 
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what if there are 51 companies producing covid vaccines!?

what if 10 are in final phase?

what if i wonder if we'll get to choose which one we want?

what if don't want one that'll fizz out in a few months?
 
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What if yeah it would be nice if the vaccines lasted awhile, up to a year would be fine?

What if, and then just get it every year like the flu shot?

What if my floors are clean now?

What if John has also returned from the wilds, having gotten done all that needed doing?

What if so now he's just napping on the couch while I'm sitting here resting after mopping, and I even did the stairs and the upstairs?

What if I reward myself with some homemade eggnog later??? Big Grin


"Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there."
~~Johnny Depp.


 
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what if Trumpenstein still won't admit he lost?

what if he needs to give up the delusional ghost?

what if who we gonna call- ghostbusters?

what if maybe Bill Murray can help us get rid of the orange haired demon from another dimension?
 
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What if, guess security will have to drag Trump out on Jan. 20th then?

What if, that would be a sight to see!!!! Eek Big Grin

What if yeah that would be televised over everywhere I'm sure...how embarrassing! Razz evil

What if, well maybe he'll actually come to his senses before the end of the year?

What if, maybe he doesn't know how to think critically about anything but at least he can try to avoid embarrassment?

What if, but then this is Trump here, he's embarrassed himself all his life I'm sure so this shouldn't be any different?


"Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there."
~~Johnny Depp.


 
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what if Trumpenstein still won't admit he lost?

what if he needs to give up the delusional ghost?

what if who we gonna call- ghostbusters?

what if maybe Bill Murray can help us get rid of the orange haired demon from another dimension?



What if we gotta stop saying tRump 'lost' just say that Biden won.. his peabrain & giant ego might find that easier to swallow..LoL..?
 
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What if, guess security will have to drag Trump out on Jan. 20th then?

What if, that would be a sight to see!!!! Eek Big Grin

What if yeah that would be televised over everywhere I'm sure...how embarrassing! Razz evil

What if, well maybe he'll actually come to his senses before the end of the year?

What if, maybe he doesn't know how to think critically about anything but at least he can try to avoid embarrassment?

What if, but then this is Trump here, he's embarrassed himself all his life I'm sure so this shouldn't be any different?



What if..Well said..Well said...?
 
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