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What if just Fuckin raise property taxes...& do away with alla them blood-suckin jobs..collecting cash..?


what if typical gender-bending, Commie socialist pinko lizard people propoganda... raising property taxes?

what if cheaper paying speeding ticket than paying Mao or Stalin more money for property one already owns?
 
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what if rain, snow, rain, snow, rain snow, rain?

what if c'mon summer?

what if more snow north of here?

what if they can have it?
 
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what if maybe get vaccine in March, late Feb?

what if don't want Johnson & Johnson or the other new one cause they're less effective?

what if my aunt got her shot with Pfizer vaccine?

what if Pfizer or Moderna seems the way to go?
 
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What if hey y'all? Smile

What if we're supposed to get snow today, so far not too much tho?

What if it's supposed to be a foot of it?

What if I talked to my friend who's a nurse the other day and she said she got the vaccine?

What if that would be cool if it came out in late February...that's around my birthday?

What if that'll be a great present! Big Grin


"Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there."
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What if property taxes suck eggs?

What if we're way behind on ours but fortunately we got a low income payment agreement?

What if that was a relief to get that because they were threatening foreclosure for awhile there? Eek

What if we're very lucky to have had this really nice lady helping us get that payment agreement?

What if but taxes do suck and it sucks more when they raise them?

What if the world is full of greedy, money-hungry people?

What if nothing new there? Razz

What if I feel lazy today?

What if I really should get some work done on the basement but I'm not feeling it right now?

What if maybe in about an hour I'll force myself to do at least something?

What if I did throw a bunch of stuff away a couple days ago so that's good?

What if I really am a pack rat tho lol...I'm putting off throwing the rest away? Razz

What if oh well...it'll get done even if it is slow at first?

What if laters for now? Smile


"Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there."
~~Johnny Depp.


 
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what if typical gender-bending, Commie socialist pinko lizard people propoganda... raising property taxes?

what if cheaper paying speeding ticket than paying Mao or Stalin more money for property one already owns?



What if I got a good laff outta this yesterday...
you got on after daze of absence just to spit in my face &
then bugger off...to..ummm ...
Wherever jt is you go...IRL..?


What if I do hafta say..that your remrarks are V E R Y tRumpian....
alla his supporters would LOVE you for kickin a
Liberal pinko rite in the nuts
 
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what if rain, snow, rain, snow, rain snow, rain?
what if c'mon summer?
what if more snow north of here?
what if they can have it?


What if its been a Ridiculously mild winter here...
even recently with Global Warming we usually get a Jan or Feb thats REAL winter....


What if the prediction is for an above average Feb..?

What if Nov had Oct weather Dec had Nov weather...January was like a usual Dec..& so on...

What if all except for the snow...we usually get 85" annually...if I recall..

What if I seriously doubt if I have had a foot inflicted on me in the 2 places Ive been this winter..

What if its been cold & Breezy here for @ a week.....
theres 1-2" on the ground & its the first snow to stick around..?


What if I get 2' of snow over a week or so{not that unusual}
Im not sure where exsctly I can put it....
not much open ground here.. Nuh-uh..?
 
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what if maybe get vaccine in March, late Feb?

what if don't want Johnson & Johnson or the other new one cause they're less effective?

what if my aunt got her shot with Pfizer vaccine?

what if Pfizer or Moderna seems the way to go?


What if Are you sure you WANT a Vaccine..alla us lizard peeps have washed our filthy dicks in it...Doncha know..?

What if 1 nice thing @ J&J's vaccine is no one has died that took it..
But there are worse things than death...
apparently..its Property taxes..!?!?


What if I spent all day Doin stuff...a section of wall & a door now separate the junk rooms part from the Im heating it parts of the house..


What if it doesnt feel so much like a Depression Era cold water flat so much any more..LoL?

What if I might even grow tyo like it here...eventually...

I really need xc to come fix my gutters..tho...
us Pinko lizard peeps can't work up on a ladder..?
 
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What if it snowed about an inch and now it's freezing rain?

What if there's supposed to be more snow coming later?

What if we'll see how much we get I suppose?

What if I remember early 1996 there was a huge blizzard where 30 inches fell?

What if that was a LONG time ago tho lol?

What if I like snow as long as I'm not in a moving vehicle in it?

What if speaking of which, I don't know if I mentioned this or not but we can fix the car? Big Grin

What if the mechanic got back to John with a much more reasonably priced engine?

What if, so YAY! Big Grin

What if, it'll be nice when summer comes and we can go to the beach again?

What if that's a ways off but it won't be TOO long?


"Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there."
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what if typical gender-bending, Commie socialist pinko lizard people propoganda... raising property taxes?

what if cheaper paying speeding ticket than paying Mao or Stalin more money for property one already owns?



What if I got a good laff outta this yesterday...
you got on after daze of absence just to spit in my face &
then bugger off...to..ummm ...
Wherever jt is you go...IRL..?


What if I do hafta say..that your remrarks are V E R Y tRumpian....
alla his supporters would LOVE you for kickin a
Liberal pinko rite in the nuts


what if there is no IRL?

what if my 'life' is not real?
 
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what if maybe get vaccine in March, late Feb?

what if don't want Johnson & Johnson or the other new one cause they're less effective?

what if my aunt got her shot with Pfizer vaccine?

what if Pfizer or Moderna seems the way to go?


What if Are you sure you WANT a Vaccine..alla us lizard peeps have washed our filthy dicks in it...Doncha know..?

What if 1 nice thing @ J&J's vaccine is no one has died that took it..
But there are worse things than death...
apparently..its Property taxes..!?!?


What if I spent all day Doin stuff...a section of wall & a door now separate the junk rooms part from the Im heating it parts of the house..


What if it doesnt feel so much like a Depression Era cold water flat so much any more..LoL?

What if I might even grow tyo like it here...eventually...

I really need xc to come fix my gutters..tho...
us Pinko lizard peeps can't work up on a ladder..?


what if you lizard folks can have your J&J vaccine?

what if better let your leader, Trumpenstein, test it first?

what if humans don't like taxes whether they're for property, sales, income or licenses?

whit if only pinko Socialist Commie gender bending lizard people like taxes?

what if the gov't wants to make money, they should sell a product & compete for the mullah?

what if only cold-blooded lizard people, those aliens from the Illuminati planet, like taxes cause they get the money from freeloading off others, which is typical of all gov't officials?
 
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What if I like snow as long as I'm not in a moving vehicle in it?



what if i don't like snow cause gotta drive in it and shovel it?

what if we should get BrucE to shovel it cause he's a cold blooded lizard person who's used to the cold?

what if but then again, he's impose a high shoveling tax thought up by his buddy, Trumpenstein?
 
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What if lmao I wouldn't turn down anyone who wants to shovel my snow...but we should make Trump himself do it since he's out of a job now anyway? Big Grin

What if that should be part of his community service for all his crimes...make him shovel everybody's snow? evil

What if yeah that would work...I'll make him salt the steps and walkway too?

What if, and if I slip and fall, I'll sue him for millions of dollars? Big Grin


"Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there."
~~Johnny Depp.


 
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What if I do Love Taxes..?

What if I would Love to tax the rich to death..LoL

What if real people wouldnt miss em anyways..?

What if us Lizard people freeze solid in the cold...so shovel your own snows ok?
 
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What ifits been sunny here today?

What if only the second time that I can recall..?

What if it seems like its Always cold & dreary..?

What if the forecast for a Warm Feb here is kaput..?

What if Really NEED to shut up about good news...it always makes it Vanish..?

What if Feb 1st prediction was fulla 40F for Feb 2 FUCKing Daze LATER its covered with teens & 20s F...WTF?!?!?!?

What if Im glad the nasty weather held off until I was moved in..?

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what if rain, snow, cold coming?

what if February is now Fe-brrr-urary?

what if 'round here in them thar olden days, snow used to start around Thanksgiving & peak out at the end of January?

what if by Lincoln's b-day, spring used to be on horizon?

what if now by cracky, winter gets bad later?

what of just as bad, probably worse, summer is shorter!!!!!!!!??????
 
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what if them thar GO-Poopers wanna cut the stimulus package?

what if BrucE's buddies don't wanna give us mullah, they just wanna tax us to death?

what if Biden says maybe he won't give stimulus checks to fams making more than- MORE THAN- $150000 a year?

why give them rich a$$ lizard ppl any free mullah at all?

why not make the cut off point $65K for a fam?

what if two ppl clearing 32.5K a year each is enough and i make far less than that & i's just a single creep livin on my own?
 
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what if February is now Fe-brrr-urary?

what if 'round here in them thar olden days, snow used to start around Thanksgiving & peak out at the end of January?

What if its weird but the farther west you go the earlier the coldest day is..?

What if here its @ Jan 28th over by the Rockies I think its in very early January..?

what if by Lincoln's b-day, spring used to be on horizon?
What if WNY spring has gotten later & later....end of march is usually quite Wintery


what of just as bad, probably worse, summer is shorter!!!!!!!!??????


What if around here Oct & Nov are a LOT warmer than 40 years ago..?
Dec is now too,,?
 
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what if them thar GO-Poopers wanna cut the stimulus package?

what if BrucE's buddies don't wanna give us mullah, they just wanna tax us to death?

what if Biden says maybe he won't give stimulus checks to fams making more than- MORE THAN- $150000 a year?


What ifwe NEED to stop pampering the rich...?
What if any family over 50K...should be left out...
got a lotta kids..sacrifice one to your puny god..LoL



what if BrucE's buddies don't wanna give us mullah, they just wanna tax us to death?
What if ONLY the rich..

what if two ppl clearing 32.5K a year each is enough and i make far less than that & i's just a single creep livin on my own?


What if ...why.... yes you are..LoL

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What if it was sunny a bit today too..?

What if cleared up mosta that nuisance accumulation that got
trampled & frozen all week..

What if finally cleared off the permanent computer
desk to get that set up..?

What if cant find everything I need ..*groan*

What if I am SSOooo sick ofusing this annoying laptop,,

What if so hows it with you 2 ?
 
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what if gonna be a cold & snowy week- bleech?

what if hate going to the office in any weather let alone that kind?

what f gotta let the faucets run a little so pipes won't freeze?

what if hate doing that but it's much cheaper than replacing broken pipes?
 
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what if my Alabama got her Pfizer vaccine shot & gets another one next week?

what if she said her arm was a little sore at first bit the first night?

what if not sure when my turn will be?

what if round here shots may be Moderna since it's made here?
 
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What if I've hit a wall with my basement?

What if I just can't seem to get rid of anything...too much stuff that screams at me to keep it?

What if I feel like it's taking on a life of its own?

What if I don't want to be a hoarder but at least it's not as bad as I've seen on that show?

What if I just go down there and grab one box without looking at it and throw it away?

What if maybe that'll be what it comes down to?

What if John is worse than I am at getting rid of stuff...like me he's too sentimental over it?

What if oh well...it'll get done slowly but surely?

What if screw the GOP?

What if they just won't stop at anything to make us crawl?

What if they need to stop putting roadblocks in the attempt to keep people from starving to death while in lockdown?

What if I hope they don't screw us out of too much?

What if that 600 went by like nothing!!!?


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what if i don't keep stuff for too long cause it gets on my nerves?

what if i do keep mementos of people but nothing on the hoarding obsessive side?

what if i like throwing stuff out, especially in summer when i get in a house cleaning mood?

what if living alone gives me control over what gets thrown out?
 
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what if i had another relative die last week?

what if hadn't seen him in a long time?

what if i talked to his mom on the phone today?

what if she lives in Texas, and i hadn't seen her since the 1980s?

what if it's always good talking to older relatives, hearing their stories and memories?

what if i'm too sentimental for my own good?
 
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