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What if whatever it turns out to be, you better not die?

What if cause I'll be pissed and have to beat your ass?

What if keh, you can't get away that easily, poon? Razz

What if somewhere in there, read between the lines to know I care...or something? Razz Razz


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Posts: 2158 | Location: Seattle, WA | Registered: 22 June 2003Report This Post
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what if loud & clear, mate? Wink

what if thanx?


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

 
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What if hey hope all's okay with ya, zoomster?

What if could burble burble pop burble be ulcer related (that's what my burbles meant)?

What if could it be stress related?

What if hope what ails ya is something simple & easy to fix (such as with some WD40 or baking soda)?
 
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What if I hope zoomie feels better soon and that if she does have to have her gall bladder out, everything will go alright? Smile

What if only 3 more days, yaaaaaay? Big Grin

What if can't wait, can't wait, can't wait?

What if not much to say tonight, I'm oddly quiet, hehe?
 
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What if I wish Zoom well, I'm sure it'll all be ok?Smile

What if if it is an operation, I've heard they are fairly routine?

What if it'll all be over before ya know it and then everyone'll have to pamper ya and then you can say goodbye to the bubbles and pop?Big Grin

What if unless someone has Champagne, then you can have some with no added bubbles?

What if I'm psyched, I went shopping with John today and bought two bikinis?

What if John was so sweet, he had this big shit eating grin on his face when he saw me in them?Big Grin

What if altho he couldn't find a suit for himself cuz he's fussy?Razz

What if I have to order HIS from a magazine?RazzBig Grin

What if bikini briefs seem to be going obsolete?Frown

What if I actually prefer them to boxers?Razz

What if maybe i'm weird like that but John hates boxers too?Big Grin

What if I just buy him ten bikini briefs so they don't disappear altogether?Big Grin

What if we'll happily defy the norm WEEEEEEE!Big Grin

What if summer here we come!Big Grin


"Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there."
~~Johnny Depp.


 
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what if i've had an ulcer & this ain't it?

what if thanks for the well wishes?

what if i wish my dr. appointment was earlier than 3 p.m.?


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

 
Posts: 5103 | Location: Austin Texas, baby | Registered: 22 June 2003Report This Post
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What if I'm thinking about you Zoom?

What if wishing you the best?

What if my cat almost lost her cookies on my ET doll?

What if I ran over to her and she didn't?

What if she has it out for my ET doll?

What if no really it's weird how fixated she is with it?

What if I'm going to stay at the brewery?

What if I need to act like a grownup and stay wear the money is?

What if even if I hate the place?

What if oh well?

What if I need to go meditate?

What if I've edited two of the only posts that I've posted so far?

What if it's because I haven't put my contacts in?

What if Razz?


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What if my thoughts are with Zoom also?

What if, damn, 3pm? That sucks!

What if where's a distraction when you need one?

What if where did the naked Gabrielle conga line go?
 
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What if I'll be sending postive thoughts 'round 3 pm to ya zoom?

What if I hate paint, I hate the way it smells, I hate it? Razz

What if but on a slightly happier note, only 2 more days now? Smile


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There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness
 
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What if I am getting jack of the scrolls not loading for me?

What if it is my server's fault?

What if sometimes it lasts for a few hours, or like the other day, for 3 days?

What if ARGH?

What if i have been wanting to post jess's school photo's we finally got back on Monday?

What if everyone now goes over to the thread i am about to make and has a look see Big Grin


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What if one advantage of the Coors-Molsens merger is that one can get a great deal on Molsens now?

What if I enjoyed one last night sitting on my patio?

What if Abby liked that I let her out to play while I was out there?

What if she got to go exploring?

What if she also got to play with a new "toy"?

What if I thought she just had a beetle, but she kept pulling her paw back after poking?

What if I realized it must have been something that was reacting in a hostile, semi-threatening way?

What if it was a snake?

What if just a tiny little thing?

What if Abby got really mad at me when I picked her up after I figured she'd teased the snake long enough?

What if she ran back to where she thought her snake was?

What if the snake very sensibly lay still until she wandered off?

What if Abby was mad at me the rest of the evening?

What if for all I know she's still miffed?





 
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what if apparently the doctor doesn't think i'm too bad off cuz my sonogram's not scheduled til Tuesday?

what if "but here are some great pills to tke til then..."?

what if bah bah bah?

what if belch rumble pfffft?


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

 
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What if belch rumble pfffft reminds me of Homer Simpson?

What if college students leaving town in droves now that grad-diddley-ation is over?

What if wish my vacat-iddley-ation needs to hurry up and get here?
 
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What if how frustrating, Zoom?

What if it's all well and good to be told it ain't that bad but if it FEELS bad lol....

What if hope the pills work at least?

What if pills have their uses, well some of them?Razz

What if so does chocolate?

What if my friend told me to smile in the middle of a serious diatribe today?

What if she also told me not to frown and make my face so intense when I'm talking about something serious?Confused

What if what the hell is it with some people?Roll Eyes

What if I've had more sensible conversations with my ferret?Big Grin


"Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there."
~~Johnny Depp.


 
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What if the idea of ferrets speaking gives me a wiggins of epic proportions?

What if maybe it has something to do with my belief that ferrets are furry minions of the devil?

What if heh Wink?

What if I think I'm high off the paint fumes in my apartment?

What if so if this makes no sense, that's why?

What if I hate paint, have I mentioned that?

What if zoom may the pills quiet the burbles?

What if yes, burbles?

What if I think I'm going to go sit outside for awhile, my head is a bit fuzzy?

what if laters? Razz


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There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness
 
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what if my flatmate, also named kate, was considering introducing a ferret into the mix?

what if i was all for it Big Grin?

what if she really wants a dog, but that could get a little conspicuous, seeing as we're not meant to have pets, and anyway my other flatmate hates dogs (weirdo)?

what if, so now kate's wanting a cat?

what if a black girl, named "say", which she claims to be a more feminine version of "salem" Razz?

what if all i could do was nod along Smile?

what if, although i do want my black kitty to be named drusilla?

what if i honestly don't know whether i should expect meowing when i get home?


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what if just posting this to get up to 2040 - it seemed like the thing to do?

what if ah, bubblegum crisis - i was wondering why that number seemed familiar Smile?

what if i have some serious scanning to do?


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what if scanning complete Smile:

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what if i am currently ill, and am not sure that sitting directly next to an open window is helping?

what if but i had to be up the back?

what if, and closing it would just draw unwanted attention to myself, especially since i don't trust my ability to work that little metal latch thingy?

what if oh well, it's a nice breeze?

what if *found hours later, frozen in ice with eerie grin*?


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what if i have to agree with ferrets being wiggins-inducing devil minions?

what if and smelly ones at that?

what if i have to pass a whole bin of 'em to get to the dog-food section in Pet-Smart?

what if they lounge about, some in tiny hammocks, like the deliquent thugs of the pet world?

what if i always expect little ferret cigarettes to be hanging jauntily from their furry little lips?

what if i wonder if that image will dispel or intensify Sara's wiggins?

what if ferret are French?


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

 
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what if someone reminds me never to do an image search for ferrets again?

waht if there were an amzing amount of anatomical photographs?

what if ferret brain, ferret spleen, disarticulated ferret skeleton with musculature...?

what if the photos of the "outsides" of them weren't any better?

what if i bet i could wiggins the wiggins out of Sara with some of 'em...?


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

 
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What if I knew a girl in highschool that had a ferret?

What if her house was rank because of it?

What if her bedroom was even worse because that's where she kept it?

What if she wasn't very popular?

What if getting the wiggins thinking about it?

What if smash?


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What if you are evil zoom and must be destroyed?

What if ferrets are the work of the devil, especially albino ones?

What if swirling red eyes are a mark of evil, I just know it?

What if the paint fumes seem to be much much better?

What if thank God for strong Texas winds?

What if I get to see Keri tomorrow? Smile Big Grin Smile Big Grin

What if woo?

What if the thought of her erases any wiggins ferrets or pictures of ferrets Razz might cause?

What if have I mentioned evil?


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What if it was thundering earlier?

What if I thought my cat was going to start crying she was so scared?

What if I tried to comfort her?

What if she held on tight?

What if my poor baby?

What if she becomes a statue when she hears distant rumbling?

What if I left her in one place when I went to go do some errands and she was in the same place when I got back?

What if she is a cocky little brat any other time?

What if I love my cat? Smile


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Posts: 1644 | Location: Blue skies....Michigan | Registered: 24 March 2005Report This Post
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What if I haven't got much time?

What if I felt I should give an update because I have been gone?

What if no one really cares?

What if, oh well, I think there are at least a couple who might?

What if work sucks and I shouldn't really be online?

What if BUT I HAD TO DAMN IT!?!?!

What if I miss you all?

What if at least I gt to see Zomm the week of her Bday and ate steak?

What if and Lamingtons not yard brownies or cake of death?

What if in my brief moment online I have seen two new pics of Lucy and in both she has what looks like a tattoo?

What if it's real?

What if and damn sexy because it is unique and oh hell... Oooof!

What if someone can tell me if it's real or not?

What if Arista usually knows such things?

What if in general right now life sucks?

What if work, home and family?

What if my mom goes in for major surgery on Wed the 18th?

What if and will be in hospital for 3 days minimum?

What if I love my mom even though she can't love me all the way?

What if I'm starting to accept that and become more Okay with it?

What if I want my mom to be Okay?

What if I miss you all?
 
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what if Shawn mistyped my name as a tribute? Wink

what if of course you've been missied?

what if strength, my friend?

what if Sara just thinks i'm evil cuz i could've picked a lot of far more disturbing avatar than i did?


what if i've always had what i call "the ferret scale" for rating friends' bf's/gf's?

what if marmot, ferret, weasel, skunk?

what if i have seen the LL tat pic and can't decide it it's very new or fake?

what if i really want it to be real?


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

 
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