What if (sigh) if only i got cartoon network!

What if oh well blackberry merlot has been satisfying my sweet tooth quite nicely tonight?

What if hmmm blackberry merlot, kinda tastes like grape soda?

What if it takes longer to get drunk on it?

What if mmmmm robert redford in the Horse Whisperer!

What if now THAT is truly sweet?

What if yeh, kristin scott thomas is pretty cute too?

What if but Johnny Depp's costars are cuter!

What if yes, everyone should have the Cartoon Network?

What if when I take over, it shall be mandated so everyone can experience the cartoony goodness?

What if "doot da doot da doot da doot da doot"?

What if can't help it, the Unlovables have me in their thrall?

What if any song that has the lyrics "I'm flaky, I babble, I'm lousy at Scrabble" is cool in my book?

What if ?

What if Sara stopped babbling about cartoons and turned on her IM, dammit?

What if Salem's dreams of what the RACE could be are ... a little away from the reality?

What if I like the expression 'anti hunger matter'?

What if those Xena/Cat cartoons are ... slightly disturbing?

What if that's all I have for you, today?

what if i'm kinda wrecked after last night's effort?

what if, don't all console me at once ?

what if dreamt of ziods and donkey-kong?

what if monkies aren't donkies! quit messing with my head!?

what if i made chicken and corn and noodle soup type broth stuff?

what if i'm letting it cooool?

what if anime argo is a ponyta or rapidash and can therefore breathe fire ?

what if gabreille gets tunred into a pidgeot ^_^?

~what if "no! i'm the black mightyena!!"?

~what if i'll stop now..?

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What if eep! must turn on AIM now to talk to Argy?

What if cause I was just thinking about you, truth be told?

What if and not in a bad way either?

What if chat date on Sunday/Monday for us then?

*edited to add 'way' and to add another what if cause I didn't get to talk to Argy for long *

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What if that's good, coz I HATE bad ether?

What if i have a craving for turkey, gravy, mashed potatoes and stuffing?

What if ok throw in some cranberry sauce too?

What if hmmmm is this a dejavu flashback?

what if i'm back-reading the dream thread?

what if only my posts at the moment because i'm egotistical and want to see how they've changed over the year/s?

what if, and to pin-point where it all went horribly wrong ?

what if i'm finding some gems?

what if:

-we said that it wasn't worth the money and that we wanted to go home. (survivor jeff) said that the money ran out months ago...and that he had just been toying with us the whole time

-Salem and i realized that we were alone in the house, and wackyness ensued. my parents returned to find us dancing to (funnily enough) "Dancing in the Streets" by David Bowie and Mick Jagger. i think we had it on repeat. fun

-i was dating draco malfoy...and harry potter...and two girls...all at once.

-i made a deal with (Jaws in the form of a seal-pup) that i'd let him eat who ever he wanted as long as he didn't eat me. we had an understanding, so i pointed him towards the nearest crowded restaurant and left him to his own business

-i was in (lucius malfoy's) class of students, and he was taking us up and up a flight of stairs, and one girl wasn't paying attention and when we all stopped, she kept walking up the stairs and ran into a wall.**

-finally, i stopped trying to hide, and wrapped the towel around my waist, and declared that yes, i was naked, and that they could all get the HELL out of my house!!...i asked ame to throw me a shirt. i actually meant for her to give me one of my shirts, but she gave me hers instead...then her mother showed up and started yelling at me to give back ame's favourite ares shirt. ame's mother was kinda scary and i had my own shirts inside, so i gave back the shirt and watched them leave.

-i went back to salem, and said that we should buy things from the gift shop. i found a big marble dragon and bought it. i had difficulty trying to get it back to the car. i told salem that a gentlemen would carry it for me. he told me to hurry up.

-...then i thought, why would i dream a joke that i didn't understand?

-...but then some mean people tried to ruin our fun, so i believe we challenged them to a dance-off...that or we just pushed them and ran.

what if fun fun fun ?

what if oh, and it all went to hell when i dreamed that my son was being carried away to his death and there was nothing i could do to stop it - that was awful

what if **LOL! right into the wall!?

what if everyone needs to get there hands on an "action man mountain explorer pack"?

what if it's the best thing EVER!?

what if glow in the dark compass, keyring attatched to handy-dandy killing wire, and AND, not one, but TWO earsplitting whistles!!?

what if you seriously all need one, all the cool kids have got 'em (me and salem)?

what if GO NOW!!!!?

what if p.s., i finally got a sig-quote?

what if heh?

What if I tried to what if today but lost my post?

What if that put me off?

What if then I remembered Cream?

What if and now I'm being beat by Maddie in literati?

what if you're gonna get such a beating *ignores the fact that you're now 83 points in front of me*?

~what if correction, 102 points!?

What if you're being beat-EN by Maddie, at Literati?

what if tired - tired and itchy...and tired?

what if will these dang-blasted mosquitos never cease!??

what if awww, for some reason i just got a really strong urge to watch six-feet under, but that can never be ?

what if unless i find it on fox, which is getting revoked soon?

what if i'll never see trigun again ?

what if i'll never see ANY decent cartoons again?

what if oh who am i kidding? cartoons don't even exist without foxtel! *cries inconsolably*?

what if i feel sick ?

What if psh, trigun is okay, but it ain't the end all be all?

What if Cowboy Bebop was infinitely better?

What if so was Wolf's Rain and of course, Witch Hunter Robin?

What if tomorrow, we're taking Tiffers & Ash to go see the real Santa at North Pole, Texas?

What if the guy is a ringer for St. Nick?

What if and every year, a little town called Krum turns into North Pole, TX?

What if so it'll be fun for the girls to watch the parade and get pics with Santa?

What if ?

What if, dang, sick scrollers, get well!

What if what the @#$% is this?

What if Omar was one of my nicknames because I used to have a gap in my two front teeth (and because I also had a moustache and played bridge too)?

What if one of the above is partially true?

What if it's that bah humbug time again?

What if all roads lead to anime?

What if

What if my friend just disappeared and never returned?

What if one minute he was on msn next minute POOF he was offline?

What if GARRRRRRRRR faulty connections succccccck!

What if i love this guy but he has a bad habit of messing with cables and hitting keys too hard so he ends up messing up his computer?

What if i sent him an email saying oh well when ya get it fixed you'll find me at 5 or 6?

What if oh well, off to school(bleh)

What if mysterious Racer X?

What if it's all KC's fault, because I said so?

What if and it's all Summer's fault too?

What if I am completely blameless?

What if so there?

What if I will trade places with Sparky in an instant?

What if the Mysterious Racer X whom Speed does not know is really his brother Rex who ran away from home can leave his mask on

What if I am so weary of public transportation?

What if ah... the cost of car insurance is heinous in this city because of the high rate of vansalidm?

What if thank god it's Friday?

What if you anime freaks are weird?

What if that isn't redundant?

What if okay, maybe it is?

What if I'm off to MacNellies--bar of 60 beers on tap?

What if I can't really drink too much though, cause I'd like to be able to drive myself home?

What if my visit to the City Council meeting last night was more entertaining than I thought it would be?

What if in general only malcontents show up at these things?

What if one couple is convinced the city stole their land and their car?

What if every now and then after the woman had used up all her speaking time she'd shout "Thieves, y'all are thieves!"

What if the guy next to me said that the meetings are usually rather raucous?

What if the crowd enjoyed heckling certain members of the city council?

What if one of the items on the agenda was about a proposed ethics ordinance?

What if that was what started the woman who referred to the council as thieves off in the first place?

What if one of the target/councilors was rather nasty to some of the other speakers?

What if he went off on one woman spreading lies with her collaborators?

What if I had odd visions of Paris in WWII and couldn't quite reconcile those with a waterline project?

What if there were shouts from the audience of "Why don't you just answer the lady's question?

What if after spewing forth vitriol the councilor finally said, "no, I don't stand to benefit personally or financially"?

What if the guy next to me asked, "why did it take you ten minutes to say that?"

What if I steal Sara's term and say that the councilor was a poon?

What if there's no snark like local political snark?

WHat if i second that emotion--thank god it's friday?

What if i'm going to eat well tonight?

What if taco salad with brown rice? mmmmmmm

What if I just had two pieces of bread with LOTS of margerine on it and it was soooo yum?

What if with salsa too?

What if fridays make me hungry?

what if or maybe i'm pmsing?

What if friday means laundry day at xc's?

Why is it that (yes, i know it's not a what if) washin machines get clothes washed faster than dryers dry 'em and why is it that there ain't no microwave clothes drier (or is there & nobody dun told me bout 'em)?

What if I smack that 'why is it that' clear back to the thread it dun come from?

What if there was a food fight at the city council meeting to liven things up?

What if Smirk samples all 60 beers and ooooozes out of the bar like the Blob?

What if I saw a sign on a building commemorating a "water line high point" dated sometime in 1952?

What if I thought "what kind of BF Egypt city am I living in?" that had a sign commemorating a high-water mark?

What if I remembered that BF Egypt actually exists--far downstate with towns with names like Alexandria, Luxor and Cairo (pronounced Kay Row, emphasize the space)?

What if the Mysterious Racer X is really Xena in disguise?

What if I watched the Prisoner of Azkaban last night?

What if I still wonder if I hadn't read the book, if I'd have any idea what was happening though?

What if I like the interviews, but god the shrunken head annoys me?

What if though I do like Michael Gambons interview, where he has an expression of "What the hell is going on??" when he's talking to it?

What if, stupid shrunken head?

What if I just put Sonic Heroes on, but forgot I'd been watching a DVD earlier so I still had the sound up really loud? >.<