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What if again with the Salme? Frown

What if you did make a note of it though, so Smile?

What if Rove was entertaining tonight?

What if Dave was on, yay!

What if also Jenna and Ethan from Survivor, which, while not who I would have wanted, was still good, because I don't think any Survivor people have ever been an Australian show?

What if Jenna tried vegemite?

What if she ate it by itself, off the knife?

What if blech?

What if she tried to wash it away with jelly beans but that would just make it worse?

What if I loathe Jelly Beans?

What if there was a baby huntsman spider up here?

What if it was on the ceiling?

What if I knocked it to the floor to catch and release but it saved itself with web and it was just dangling in front of me? >.<

What if it was like something out of a horror movie?

What if, except that the spider was quite small and I had been cast in it?

What if, now it is time to send the little spider on its way? Smile


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What if I'm bored now?

What if I"m bored and listening to a stoopid cd cleaner?

what if it's playing selections from the opera Carmen but ick, no voices, I HATE that!Razz

What if I was, however listening to Heart--Desire Walks On?Big Grin

What if those songs would be STELLAR for a movie?

What if Big Grin


"Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there."
~~Johnny Depp.


 
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What if it's ROC's birthday today, and i am suprised none of you gab obsessed weirdos posted something about it?

What if between Kev's parting date, and roc's entry date, it's a busy week?

What if PLUS, it's been 3 years today since we moved to this house?

What if, i still remember moving over the weekend and going to mum's place sunday night, cause we didn;t have the phone on yet, and getting on the scrolls, and seeing ll these posts about kevin, and thinking OH MY F*^#ing GOD!, what have i missed?

What if I hope someone remembers to post Shawn's birthday thread?


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what if shut up Ame, i'm on it...;-)?


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

 
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What if OMG I just had the voice student from hell?Eek

What if she tells me she wants to study with me but then she wants to study with this other person who teaches totally differently?

What if hello--pick a teacher, any teacherRoll Eyes

What if I HATE when people waste my time like that.

what if ok it was a quick bit of cash but still--bleh.Roll Eyes

What if I could have been doing something constructive with my time?

What if--like What iffing!Big Grin


"Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there."
~~Johnny Depp.


 
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what if i really really hateit when someone wastes my time?

what if cuz i never have much?

what if time, that is?

what if time is money????

what if and i think i need to be getting more money for my time?

what if i'm catering a reception for the composer John Corigliano (http://www.austinchronicle.com/arts_feature.html) following the world premiere of his new symphony tomorrow night?

what if check out the addy i posted cuz he's a pretty cool dude?

what if like he composed the scores for Altered States and The Red Violin (for which he won an Oscar!)?

what if i plan to meet him if for no other reason then to shake a hand that's touched an Oscar?

what if generally the gig would be no problemo, but coming on the hideous heels of heart-shaped hell, it's a bit of a daunting task?

what if i'll nail it nonetheless, it'll just kick my (our) ass(es)?

what if i guess that's why i get up in the a.m. ...?


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

 
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What if ppl could bill doctors for wasting their time waiting in waiting rooms & those little rooms where they lead you and say "the doc will see you in a few minutes", then leave you there for a couple hrs while the doc finishes up his golf game?

What if i waste your time by you reading my post?

What if you skip over any & every xc post?

What if "Altered States" was a cool movie i ain't seen in ages?

What if i remember a parody of "Altered States" where someone portraying Ronnie Raygun was the William Hurt character?

What if this was either on "Fridays", "SNL" or "SCTV"?

What if i want "SCTV" on dvd?

What if that ain't no waste of time?
 
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What if naaa, Xc you're not wasting my timeBig Grin

What if John Corigliano is a pretty cool dude?Smile

What if as a composer it's cool to hear the perspective of others in my field?Big Grin

What if especially when they're making a living and I'm well, not?RazzBig Grin

What if bleeh my online life is more sane than my real life?

What if well ok my husband is sane but that's about it?Big Grin


"Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there."
~~Johnny Depp.


 
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What if I can't be expected to remember anyone's birthdays?

What if I'd rather be a Gab obsessed weirdo than a Buffy obsessed weirdo?

What if I want it to rain?

What if it's cloudy so maybe it will?

What if Wednesday night TV is boring?

What if I was talking to my sister today?

What if I was trying to get her to emulate Kath's wedding vows?

What if "I am your nymphette since we met at the vet and you pushed my buttons and made me go off"?

What if Smile?

What if I wish I was able to appreciate fancy food?

What if I don't like anything on the menu, except the garlic bread (well it had a fancier name than that) and even then garlic makes me violently ill?

What if Sonic X still isn't mentioned at EzyDVD?

What if must they torment me so?? Frown


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what if every time i hit the left curser key on my comp, it shuts the window i'm in?

what if this is the 3rd start of this what if?

what if i lied to Ame when i said "i'm on it"?

what if i forgot i'm temporarily unable to start new threads?

what if someone please starts a b-day thread for Shawn cuz she's a good egg and all, eh?

what if i post this bad-boy before i lose it again and once again split the morning quiet with a string of expletives?


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

 
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What if we're all set with that birthday thread, zoom?
 
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What if some of the fonts here seem different today?

What if it's just me?
 
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what if it's not just you?


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

 
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What if that's a relief?

What if it's making my eyes go big every time I read a post?
 
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What if the scrolls definitely went thru a metamorphasis overnight?Razz

What if hey not bad for some who can't read clearly when they first wake up?Big Grin

What if I am so glad this wacky woman called last night to cancel her next voice lesson?

What if(sigh) small favors, gotta love em?Big Grin


"Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there."
~~Johnny Depp.


 
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What if the abnormally large print gives me a wiggins?

What if cause then I feel slightly dizzy looking at print that differentiates in size?

What if too early in the morning? Razz


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What if it's good to see I'm not the only scroller with technical issues this morning?

What if, well, not good, just nice to know it's not just me?

What if this day isn't going according to plan?

What if, but that's Okay?

What if I'm taking off early?

What if good for me?



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what if my day isn't going as planned either?

what if that's not good on a catering day?

what if my sisiter went to the hosital in an amublance due to chest pains?

what if that's just one of the unplanned situtations?

what if while i'm sorry to hear about the unplanned issues, i'm glad Shawn Puffy went home early?

what if the only early i'll be going home is early tomorow morning?

what if literally?

what if but after that....smoooooooth sailing?

what if unless of course i'm visiting my sister in the hospital...?


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

 
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What if I hope zoom's sister is doing okay?

What if this sentence is purely here to transition to my next 'What If?'?

What if hee hee? Smile

What if the smallest things make me happy, I swear?

What if but I kinda like it that way?

What if 2 more days til Friday? Big Grin

What if 2 more days til Kelly and 2 more days til Constantine comes out?

What if sweet?

What if I finally bought my new glove yesterday?

What if Mizuno, Franchise Series, Infield Softball glove?

What if it's all soft and broken in already?

What if nice? Smile


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What if I too hope zoom's sister is alright?

What if or all right?

What if I'm crampy today, but that's according to plan, so I can't really complain?

What if I think Helen Mirren may have been miscast in Calendar Girls, and yet I can't explain why?

What if I think I'm close to coveting Salem's DVD collection?
 
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What if here's hoping zoom's sister is feeling better soon?

What if what's with big print in some spots?

What if does something think wesa dumb or have bad vision and need big print?
 
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What if I was going to say dittos to everyone else's well wishes for zoom's sister?

What if then I realized that "dittos" has a connotation that might give zoom chest pains?

What if or at least send her blood pressure up?

What if ah heck, ditto in the non-dittohead meaning of ditto?





 
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What if Ditto is a valuable Pokémon to have when trying to breed Pokémon?

What if I hope zoom's sister has a speedy recovery?

What if there's something for everyone in my DVD collection?

What if I thought Sara had said there was 2 days until Christmas?

What if she actually said Friday?

What if I can only assume my eyes must have seen 'Constantine' while reading the other line and somehow turned it into Christmas?

What if Christmas was a weekly thing?

What if a year only lasted a week?

What if I think Sandra Sully has allied with Mother Nature?

What if I want to go back to sleep?


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What if Zoom I wish your sister well?

What if a friend of mine ain't doin too good either?

What if sometimes things can suck unexpectedly?

What if I lost Tiki's mom's number?Razz

What if bleeh?


"Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there."
~~Johnny Depp.


 
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what if i've been skimming and have retained very little of these what ifs?

what if it doesn't help anything that i've had a bottle of passion pop and two shots of bicardi Frown?

what if i apologise again for "salme" - i've been watching sabrina to learn these things better?

what if such a pretty little cat Smile?

what if dalby is just getting cuter on h&a?

what if "ric"?

what if robbie seems to be in a lull of sorts?

what if kim has gotten way too old way too fast Frown?

what if he hasn't talked to robbie in months FrownFrown?

what if fyi - heitie was right about the needle that robbie stepped on being for insulin?

what if it appears that "ric" (who was hiding out in the bushes, close to to where robbie stepped on the needle) has diabetes and therefore left a trail of syringes in the bushes?

what if just thought heitie would like to know that she had a very keen eye, and it was not just the result of h&a cheepness as i had originally suspected Smile?

what if i'm a bit tipsy right now so forgive the rambling and whatnot?

what if i miss you all dearly and eargerly await further emails?

what if i's gotsta go par-tay so i'll see ya round?

what if bye?

what if Smile?


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