*what if rellik is just too dirty to not have done anything with salem's last what if?

What if Salem meant what Rellik was thinking?

What if Salem sent Rellik to clean school, where she learnt to not twist everything into her dirty little ways?

What If rellik came back to the scrolls just to be corrupted AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLL over again?

What if Rellik was full of herself?

What if Salem needs to be slapped upside his irriating blonde.....

What if I hardly every posted and no one seemed to notice?

What if they didn't notice cause they didn't care?

What if i won a game show called 'who wants to live with lucy lawless and be her new 'sistah'?

What if they bought Shannen back and got rid of Rose?

What if I beat up rellik cause she picks on salem all the time, so much we could no longer recognise her cause she was so beaten up?

What if i had no sense of humour, so when people show me stuff, i don't find it funny?

What if i do another scroll awards real soon?

What if Salem cheered Ame on?

What if Rellik was now just a bloody pile of goo?

What if Rellik's current nickname abbreviates to GUPI?

What if Rellik was a guppy?

What if Salem won a game show called "Who Wants To Sit in the Bushes outside Lucy Lawless and her new 'sistah's home?"?

What if that made Salem a stalker?

What if Salem already was a stalker?

What if Salem was stalking Argy?

What if Salem's school was doing a fund raiser where people shave their heads or colour their hair and people were forcing Salem to dye his hair black?

What if Salem wants Shannen back but doesn't mind if Rose stays because he's already getting attatched to her character?

What if in the episode 'Morality Bites', where Prue Piper and Phoebe got sent to the future and Phoebe was burnt at the stake, when they came back they still used their powers to get revenge on that guy for letting his dog do it;s business on their driveway?

What if because of this Prue was still alive?

What if rellik's been beaten up so many times she stopped caring?

what if rellik wont bother fighting ame?

what if rellik picks on salem because he picks on her too so that makes it fun?

what if this guppy was a happy guppy?

what if rellik was considering swiching her name to that?

What if I changed the topic?

What if I can't remember what the topic was, anyway?

What if that's what happens as you get older?

What if ... I forget?

What if Monkey's were common house pets?

What if Sharks had legs and Crocodiles had fins?

What if Bear's were the size of Caterpillars?

What if Lion's were docile?

What if Sloths were fast?

What if Crickets couldn't make noise?

What if Elephants had wings?

What if Little Saiyalings was the funniest comic strip ever?

What if Salem thanked Tiki for giving him the link?

What if Salem loves #18

What if non-DragonBall Z fans assume Salem is referring to comic strip number 18?

What if they all need to go watch Dragonball Z right now and discover the wonders of #18?

What if I was wondering why it took Salem so long to reply to this thread?

What if I was starting to get worried?

What if I was considering sending out a search party?

What if the search party was going to be comprised of Pikachu, Spyro, Harry Potter, Callisto and #18?

What if it was good to see him back in here again?

What if it's EXTRA good coz it means I don't have to round up a buncha scary characters?

"What if Elephants had wings" and use to defecate while flying?

What if Salem stayed hidden just so Argy had to get all those people/creatures to come find him?

What if I was wondering who #18 was?

What if there looks like lots has been happening since I last posted?

What if I've decided that this thread was the best in the whole scrolls?

What if this is the only one I really feel like reading anymore?

What if I go write a limerick for old times sake?

What if I'm posting in this thread, in spite of myself, just to respond to Salem and Ame?

What if I know what Ame was referring to, about being shown something funny, and totally not getting it?

What if I have to pity Ame, because that was just too freakin' funny?

What if everyone at the scrolls visited the Kinky Section of the Hip Forums?

What if that action alone totally purified the Scrollah Ho's?

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What if Little Saiyalings was the funniest comic strip ever?

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What if I couldn't agree more?

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What if Salem thanked Tiki for giving him the link?

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What if tiki said,"You're quite welcome."?

What if I wanted to know what the Kinky Section of the Hip Forum was?

What if I don't get half the jokes and innuendos anymore?

What if I'm outa the loop?

What if there is no loop?

What if I'm just loopy?

What if thats ok cause everyone else is loopier?

What if I can't get into Hip Forums to post a link, so that Stace finds out what I am referring to?

What if I am soooo bummed out?

What if Salem admitted that he was in love with Stace to the whole world?

What if all the scrollers came to Salem's house and found his shrine to Stace in his wardrobe?

What if all the scrollers thought Salem was a deranged obsessive freak and had him committed to a mental assylum?

What if this recieved news coverage?

What if Sandra Sully was the reporter?

What if Salem got his face blurred on the TV?

What if Salem's cell had a single rocking arm chair in it?

What if Salem spent the remainder of his life rocking back and forth in the chair thinking of Stace?

What if this is creeping Stace out?

What if this is creeping Salem out?

What if I throw an engagement party for Salem and Stace?

What if it was held in Brooklyn, so Tom could be there?

What if he gave Stace and Salem their own forum, as a present?

What if they talked so much in their private forum that the whole Scrolls became clogged and the whole shebang had to be shut down?

What if I REALLY like typing "shebang"??

What if Argy was the moderator of the Salem and Stace forum?

What if Salem was super happy that season 6 is on channel 10?

What if Sandra Sully is putting it on to lull Salem into a false sense of security?

What if Salem was too happy to care?

What if Salem and Stace can moderate their OWN damn forum?

What if Tom closed their forum for spite? (NOTE: "for spite" is the reason Jerry Seinfeld returned a jacket. It's a humorous reference. Geddit? )

What if, instead of seeing Xena when Salem tuned in to watch it, he saw a Sandra Sully special instead?

What if Salem never watched Seinfeld so he doesn't get the joke?

What if Salem is at a real high point in his life?

What if Salem's friend is taping episodes from Foxtel that Channel 10 editted badly?

What if Salem sooooo can't wait til he gets all of season 6?

What if 22 week's is a long time to wait?

What if Salem doesn't care?

What if it'll be weird seeing A Friend In Need I and II a week apart?

What if it'll be cool in a way?

What if no-one told Saem it was on and he missed it?

What if Salem is happy that he'll have season 6 on PAL format tapes and will be able to watch it right here next to the comp?

What if Salem is still thankful Ame ever so graciously leant me her tapes?

What if this means Nouchy will send the tapes back to Ame as she'll have her own copies?

What if Salem ran outside and started screaming 'SEASON 6 IS ON!!!!!!!!!'

What if cora is jelous that Salem is marring Stace?

what if Cora is afraid of forgeting to tape the "bitter suite" today for rellik?

what if Salemis so smart?

what if Cora really misses Rellik?

what if Cora was staying up late just to talk to salem?

what if Cora wants this to go to 25 pages?

what if Cora is getting tired?

what if everyone in Cora's house has been a sleep for 5 hours?

what if cora feels really stupid right now?

[ March 11, 2002, 03:34 AM: Message edited by: Missin' Rell ]

What if this is the 600th reply?

What if Salem hasn't noticed Rellik was gone because Cora has been filling the void she created when leaving?

What if it's obvious Salem is smart?

What if Salem wrote all the episode names in his school diary (which he never uses) for every Wednesday?

What if by Salems calculations, if Season 6 is shown from start til finish with no interruptions, and A Friend In Need I and II are shown apart, Season 6 will be completely shown here by August 7th?

What if Salem will be nearly finished school by then?

[ March 11, 2002, 03:47 AM: Message edited by: Salem ]

what if this is the 25 page?

What if cora can't wait for Salem to see his episodes?

What if cora is glad her school is over before Aug?

what if Cora couldn't wait that long even if it was?

What if Cora was finished school in 3 months?

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