What if Salem and I changed our names, so we could use this sig pic?

What if Ame and Salem actually were the people in the banana costumes?

What if the show was called "Ame and Salem in Pyjama's"?

What if it was the number one show around the world?

What if Salem hired himself out as JK Rowlings personal body gaurd to protect her from Stace?

What if Salem was easier to crush than a paper cup?

What if the above What if almost says 'What if Salem was easy?'?

What if those banana's looked mighty tasty?

What if Salem doesn't even like banana?

What if Salem only likes banana flavoured paddlepops?

What if because Mavican was trapped in that dimension thing she wasn't affected by the 25 years and returned in season 6?

What if a friend said that Spike from Buffy (whatever his real name is) and Hudson Leick should both play Draco Malfoys parents?

What if Salem agreed with Ame that the 3rd book is the best?

What if a friend at school said it was the most boring?

What if Salem made people read the Harry Potter books at school and it spread like a disease?

What if Salem actually had colour in his printer?

What if Salem had to write a story in English and turned it into an Anti-Sandra Sully story?

What if the teacher submitted him to a psychiatric institute?

What if Salem wanted to marry phoebe and be Salem Buffay?

What if Salem can't wait til he gets the 6th Xena soundtrack?

What if Salem took a helicopter and found the flight it was on and boarded the plane, took the CD and flew off again?

What if Salem was watching Animal Attraction?

What if Salem could actually find the freaking pictures he needed to put on his folder?

What if Salem needed a vegemite hit right now?

What if vegemite was never invented?

What if Salem clicked Add Reply right now?

what If rellik spent alot of time resizing pics for salem and he's so selfish he didnt even mention rellik or her efforts in the aforementioned what if statements?

what if i was using eloquent words because of the very intellectually inhancing courses I am taking in school this semester?

what if this were to cause my responces to be long winded allthough not as long winded as Ulrich can be?

what if I had learned in my previous Class yesterday that moreover, a transition word, is actually a legal term?

what if I am in no way being affEcted by the profanity used in the music that I am currently in love with from a cd called "fungus amoNgus" by incubus?

what if I am begining to have an obsession over incubus and muSic in general that is overiding my obsessions with xena and xena merchandaise?

What if i cOntinue in my social protest against watching movies foR the sake of thEir popularity?

what if I watched the movie titled "The count of monte cristo" anD I love the main character more than i love other characters or certain scrollers with names the length of three capitalized letters?

what if the above statement was completely untrue except for the fact that I loved the movie the count of monte cristo and in actuality, Love scrollers with three letter names more than I love incubus, xena, chocolate and my many other obsessions put together?

what if I gave up all my memories of Xena so I could suddenly appear in italy for a reason left unexplained because of its own ovbiousness.

what if i left this what if unfi-

what if the thing i want most in the world right now only salem really knows?

what if a few other scrollers can correctly guess what that is?

what if I left the answer to the above what if by saying "refer to the bold letters in my what if responces?"

what if that took me a really long time to do?

What if I have the Bananas in Pajamas song in my head now and it won't stop?

What if thanks a lot, Ame?

What if my son chewed on his stuffed banana's head stem thing when he was a baby and the marks are still there and it makes me all sad and nostalgic?

What if there is a big scroller convention in 10 years and it's held in America but only the Australians show up?

What if only Rellik and CEN show up?

What if Heitie Buffay sounds pretty good to me?

What if that dog that was supposed to cheer up Joey was cute and made me realize that I really do like dogs?

What if Salem was confused as to why Rellik wanted Cen so red?

What if Salem had no recollection of Rellik ever shrinking pics for him?

What if Salem said thankyou for all the pics rellik shrunk?

What if Charmed never came back?

What if the Australian version of Survivor is really bad?

What if Salem was watching Seeds of Faith?

What if Callisto's teeth were really shiny?

What if Salem just had cheese herb and garlic bread and now had really bad breath?

What if Salem ran up to everyone and said 'HHHHello, HHHow aHHHre yHHHHou?

What if I want to be JK Rowlings bodyguard so that I can get all the inside goss on the upcoming books?

What if I told my man that I wanted to be a Hogwarts student and he looked at me like I was psycho?

What if I make him read the Harry Potter books?

What if then he would understand?

What if B1 and B2 were the highest paid Australian tv stars?

What if that was true? (actually it is)

What if I just had a really shitty week?

What if I'm still unemployed?

What if I never get a job?

What if then I have to go live with Ame Mick and Jess in their new house?

What if I became the Nanny?

What if Rellik's obsession with CEN was starting to get scary?

What if my obsession with CEN was just as scary?

What if that last what if made Rellik sit up and take notice?

What if Rellik now thinks I'm after CEN?

What if that thought made me laugh?

What if I'm excited about this next week cause all the cool tv shows are coming back?

What if this beer is making me sick?

What if it as time to switch to red wine?

What if Ame unexpectedly dropped around to Salem's house?

What if Jess was mixing coke and water like some sort of coke/water mixerer?

What if Salem and Stace were both JK Rowling's body guards?

What if Ame joined as JK Rowlings body guard aswell?

What if they all wore cool black glasses?

What if Salem hadn't seen Rellik online for quite some time?

What if Salem was also looking forward to the coming week because of the shows coming back?

What if Salem would be even more happy if Ally McBeal was coming back and not being put off til the end of the year just because the stupid --

What if Salem stopped writing that last post because he didn't want to offend certain people?

What if Salem's sister bought more Friends video's?

What if Salem played the Lyre Lyre CD for Ame?

What if when Ame was leaving Salem could still hear the CD playing from outside?

What if all the neighbours thought Salem was involved in some sort of cult because 'Honey and Wine' was playing?

What if they thought Jess was the cult leader?

What if Salem would post about Argy's Whoosh! article if he was a gabbasher, but seeing as though he isn't, he won't?

What if Salem said Yay! that Argy wrote an article anyway?

What if Salem read an article about Friends that had one of the possible endings mentioned in it?

What if they switched Grabrielle in season 2 against Chiana from "Farscape"?

What if they switched her for Livia?

What if they switched her for Najara?

What if they let her get killed by Tara who takes her place, thus even providing ROC with the chance to... act in "Roswell"?

What if they let her marry off to Perdicas and sulk in misery while Xena goes happily off with a reconciled Callisto in tow?

Alex

what if the name rellik was mentioned 10 times in this thread so far?

what if the name cen was mentioned exactly half as many times as the one before it?

what if after my replies the mention of names went up?

what if I was slightly disturbed by the fact that some scrollers think that i "obsess" over cen more than cen "obsesses" over me?

what if I realized that because of some conditions this statement may seem to be true?

what if I asked cen to appear in the what if thread and make ~some~ sort of comment about this?

what if I refused to make any more comments?

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What if I had red wine tonight but the 'mix with beer suggestion' was read to late?

What if I'm glad about that cause it would have made me sick?

What if I'm not liking the real world all that much at the moment?

What if I've never heard of this Whoosh article Argy has written?

What if I wish the weekend wasn't almost over?

What if the new Everybody Loves Raymond cracked me up tonight?

What if Alias and The Guardian were both on tomorrow night and I didn't have a spare tape?

What if the new Friends is on too?

What if that makes me feel better about the weekend almost being over?

What if figure skating on the Winter Olympics was actually kind of cool?

What if that'll do I'm tired?

What if I'll be back tomorrow cause I have nothing better to do?

What if I do some apps first and then I'll be back ?

What if the smilies must be different now cause mine haven't been working?

What if CEN read What if?
What if CEN laughed at Stace's comment about Rellik and CEN?
What if CEN read Relliks reply?
What if CEN likes Rellik more than she likes strawberries and cream?
What if MOC has some good ideas?

What if CEN is daydreaming about a blue chianna in XWP?

What if all the new season's of TV shows never came back?

What if TV dissapeared?

What if Salem was typing this right now as you're reading it?

What if you should slow down because I can't type that fast?

What if it's creeping me out that you can read this right now?

What if I get busted scrolling when the man comes home instead of doing job aplications?

What if that makes him sound like an ogre but he really isn't?

What if my hands are shaking and I don't know why?

What if I do actually?

What if its cause I had to talk to an old uni lecturer who I hated and now my future is in his hands?

What if I like being melodramatic?

What if I feel like gabbashing but shouldn't in this thread?

What if its cause I read Argy's article on Whoosh?

What if I need a drink but its a bit early?

What if I put some homemade tia maria in my coke and no one's the wiser?

What if tv can't disappear cause I'm chained to it?

What if that makes it hard to walk around sometimes?

What if no one is what iffing with me?

What if thats alright cause I enjoy myself?

What if that sounds a bit strange?

What if Whoosh! spelt Gabashing wrong, and refused to change it?

What if I chucked a hissy fit because of that?

What if they ignored me?

What if I got over it?

What if I will always know it is Gabashing, even though the rest of the world may spell it Gabbashing?

What if I made elaborate plans with Stace and Ame to watch this years Mardi Gras, and then realised I am already doing something on that night?

What if we went ahead and made plans for Ame and I to go down to Stace's and hassle her there instead?

What if Stace spends the whole time we are with her "enjoying herself"?

What if the above sentence has rendered me unable to concentrate on writing anything else?

What if Salem felt like he was being ignored?

What if Salem faded away because no one believed in him anymore?

What if Salem was just a memory?

What if Salem's typing was getting fainter and fainter?

What if Salem................

what if Aliens take cen away just like they took mulder?

what if salem didnt re-appear?

what if rellik believes in salem?

what if rellik *just* saw salem regain his colour?

what if I'm really hungry right now?

what if I got one hour sleep in two days so far just because?

what if I took a nap and slept untill 11:00pm?

what if My internal clock is all messed up now?

what if I feel like having supper right now???

WHat if at just after 3 am I heard someone opening up my outside door...!!!!

what if after I checked it with a hunk of old plumbing pipe (as a Weapon)in my hand I found out that the wind was just blowing it around..

what if it took me days to get it straightened out after the last time that happened..

what if my vehicle is slowly self destructing like SPacelab whren it came crashing back to earth because
NASA was too cheap & too stupid to put it up in a high enuff orbit..
Goddam tards!!!

What if Salem was watching Australian Survivor?

What if Salem was horrified that they killed an innocent Scorpion on Survivor?

What if the Australian Survivor theme song made Salem laugh?

What if Salem likes the normal Survivor theme song better?

What if the 'immunity bell' was silly?

What if Salem thought it was unfair that just because someone in one of the tribes was sick, a person from the other tribe had to sit out a challenge?

What if Salem misses Jeff Probst?

What if Salem hasn't seen TwinXena's around?

What if Salem was just being blind?

What if Ame Argy Salem Stace Margeaux and Nouchy were all in Survivor?

What if Salem giggled because nature ruined an immunity challenge and they had to cancel it?

What if they put on sad music even though both tribes got to have fire?

What if Salem can't wait for Survivor 4?