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What if everyone was made of cookies, and cookies were made of flesh?

What if Salem desperatly wanted the 6th CD, and the cover along with it?

What if Salem became a crazed Garfield fan again after hearing about the movie?

What if Salem was being lied to and there is no movie?

What if Salem burst into tears at the thought of this?

What if Salem wanted more people to be online on AIM?

What if Salem was in a chat mood right now?

What if Ame tried to get a song in Salem's head but failed?

What if Argy started a Why? thread?

What if it became more popular than What if?

What if nothing could be more popular than What if?

What if all the scrollers changed identities with each other one day?

What if Salem was lonely at the moment?

What if Xena appeared beside him for no reason, and in fright, Salem started attacking her with his Harry Potter pen?

What if Xena took his pen and snapped it in two?

What if Salem turned and smiled at Xena, and got kicked in the face?

What if Xena had surprisingly clean boots for the amount of travelling she does?
 
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What if I became a crazed Scooby Doo fan after seeing the teaser at the movies about a thousand times?

What if Salem and I exchanged HSC study notes sometime this year?

What if I didn't have to drive home from school in the rain today?

What if the toast I am eating really had nutella on it instead of butter and jam?

What if my mum stopped yelling at me to get off the computer?

What if I didn't just finish my toast?

What if I was still hungry?

What if I felt like crying right now?

What if Salem actually posted that What If thread at the Sahifa (a Lion King messageboard)??

What if I still felt like crying for no reason in the world (or at least... I think there isn't a reason)?

What if I hated the What If thread?

But what if Salem hated it?? O.O

What if I'm tired and all I feel like doing is watching TV and falling alseep??

What if I had to do some homework instead of watching TV and falling asleep?

What if I shut up and let other people post their own dumb what ifs?

But what if I didn't shut up???

but I think I will.... Smile
 
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What if Salem was happy someone replied to the thread?

What if no one replies ever again?

What if "What if?" was dying?

What if not even the What if? king could save it?

What if Salem dug a little hole and put What if? in it?

What if Salem placed a sword at the top end of the hole for a headstone?

What if Salem sighed and walked slowly off into the mist?

What if Salem cast one last sad look at the grave, shed a tear and continued on?
 
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What if Rellik in all her rage was listening to the season 6 cd(specifically the fallen angel bit) refused to let the what if thread die and worked up the courage over saddness to Ressurect the what if thread?

what if the what if thread never dies because there will always be a brave scroller out there to save it?

what if it never dies because the spirit will always remain in the scrollers?

what if rellik was referring to the spirit of the show XWP and not really the what if thread?

what if rellik was simply referring to XWP and not just the show?

[ January 31, 2002: Message edited by: Rellik ]

 
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What if Salem only contiued to post wearing black?

What if Salem wanted more people to come and reply?

What if Ame posted?

What if Argy posted?

What if Argy posted on Ame?

What if birds really did suddenly appear, everywhere?

What if Salem's secret shame was revealed?

What if Salem's secret shame was that he watched, and highly enjoyed the short lived TV series 'Bette'?

What if Ame decided she didn't like her new home, so she had it demolished and made a skate park there instead?

What if the ad for the new series of Charmed makes Salem sad?

What if Salem already misses Shannen even though the new series hasn't started yet?

What if a Devil's Snare grew in the centre of each continent, and slowly started getting bigger, spreading out and killing everyone along the way?

What if when Salem's school was looking for a new logo, Salem said to a friend she should submit a picture of a Gryffin?

What if the Gryffin was chosen?

What if the new uniforms now all have a Gryffin stitched onto them?

What if it's like being in Gryffindor?

What if it's nowhere near like being in Gryffindor, because the seniors didn't need to buy a new uniform?

What if Salem stitched the Hogwarts crest onto his school shirt?

What if Rellik's IM box is flashing at me?

What if Ame and Argy were absent because they were planning a surprise party for Salem?
 
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What if the other "What If" thread died?

What if that didn't really surprise me?

What if the only things that will save a "What If" thread are playfulness and a sense of fun?

What if actually typing "playfulness and a sense of fun" destroyed the spontenaeity (is that how you spell it?) of this thread?

What if I am sipping a glass of red wine as I type this?

What if that explained the calibre of this reply?

What if I lose control of my hands and they go a;d f;afi af;/WFI A;FI AH;FIH ; isF;Ifh?
 
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What if Argy's hands ran away?

What if Argy's hands slapped all the scrollers?

What if Argy's hands were on one of those "Most Wanted" shows?What if Argy's hands never came back to Argy, so she just had stumps and could only type like this: hajklpwenwnhlmsfe;qj qnm?
 
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What if my calendar for February has a picture of a growling snow leopard?

What if it's freaking awesome? Smile

What if I'd rather stare at it than stare at this monitor any longer cause my eyes hurt?

What if I were typing this anyway?

What if my eyeballs fell out?

What if I pulled a Looney Toones and grabbed a couple cherry bombs and stuck them in their place?

What if I didn't?

What if I actually FINISHED a drawing for once?

What if I have the most adorable nephew on the face of the earth?

What if hot dogs and buns were each sold in packages of the same number?

What if my stomach hurt? Frown

What if I went to bed?

What if pigs DID fly?
 
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What if now I can't stop thinking about the whole frankfurts and buns different numbers fiasco thingy?
 
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What if MORE people would actually post some what ifs?

what if Salem didnt have to go back to school so I would have someone else to chat with when I'm not at school?

what if CEN posted a what if for once?

what if I found out a way to get every scroller but the ovbious unwanted scrollers into replying to this thread?

what if this involved a free signature?

what if this free signature did in no way involve naked pics of salem that ame took while he was in the shower?

what if i cant wait to find out what tim tams taste like??

what if i cant wait to see what lamingtons taste like?

what if I want to know what the deal with VEGEMITE is?

what if i wanted to know what that tune of vegemite is on the tele.?

what if I will be let in on these small aussie conspiracies in a deal made with salem? Wink
 
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What if ArgoNaut's calendar tried to eat her?

What if Vegemite tasted horrible and great at the same time?

What if Rellik doesn't like Tim Tams OR Lamingtons?

What if Argy intercepted the Tim Tams before they got to Rellik?

What if a sea of Vegemite took over the world?

What if that would be a very scary thing?

What if we all drowned in the Vegemite Sea?

What if everything was made out of Tim Tams, Lamingtons and Vegemite?

What if The Earth was a giant ball of Vegemite?

What if the Vegemite Earth started sinking into itself?
 
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What if vegemite was the greatest thing in the world?

What if I ate it every morning without fail?

What if sometimes I had it in the afternoon as well?

What if I loved sucking my tim tams through my coffee?

What if I bought The Goblet of Fire yesterday?

What if I had to stopped reading cause I didn't want to finish it in one day?

What if I had to wait another three years before I read another HP book?

What if that thought made me go insane?

What if I'm 23 and don't care if I'm too old to read HP books?

What if my red wine had finally gone to my head?
 
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What if I love red wine AND vegemite?

What if you must be careful not to anger the vegemite, or it will rise up and consume the earth?

What if a glass of red wine each day is in fact very good for you?

What if I feel like one right now?

What if I like spakling red wine?

What if you can only get this in Australia, at present?

What if I sent it to someone in the US and they thought it was delicious?

What if there is a bit of Aussie/Yanky raqueteering going on at the moment, with alla these packages being sent back and forth??
 
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what if everyone in america would ONLY eat vegamight off someones fingers?
 
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What if Belle learned how to spell "vegemite" properly?

What if she learned how to suck properly?

What if she learned how to finger properly?

What if I should stop this post now, before I get myself into deep trouble? Big Grin
 
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What if Ame told Stace that she too has read all the HP books and likes the 3rd one best so far?

What if Ame also tells Stace that the 5th book comes out this year sometime (July i think)

What if Jessica will only eat Kraft peanut butter?

What if I hated all gynocologists?

What if I stayed 29 for ever and ever?

What if Gabbashers ruled the world?

What if Argy & Stace ran through this thread naked?

What if Salem painted himself in vegemite?

What if Smirk Morgan had big breasts?

What if there is subtext between Joey & Chandler?

What if Salem founf more subtext fanfics about Draco & Harry?

What if this rain never stops?

What if because the rain never stops they can never finish my house, and therefore i have to live with my parents for thr rest of my life?

What if I love tuna?
 
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What if tuna is icky?

What if JK Rowling decides to never finish the HP series?

What if Salem loves the rain?

What if Salem moved into Ame's new house and Ame stayed at her own place?

What if it rained vegemite?

What if the would be incredibly creepy?

What if Salem had a blackout last night and he got lost on the way to his bedroom and woke up in the morning 3 blocks away?

What if Phoebe from Friends is the absolute most funniest character ever?
 
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What if Argy said 'deep' , 'suck' and','finger'all in the same post?

What if Belle got all hot and bothered reading the post?
 
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What if after an extremely extended absence Crunk returned and no one remembered who she was?

What if she crashed the What If thread?

What if vegamite were just the invention of the Men at Work lyricist?

What if Crunk was the Men at Work lyricist?
 
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What if she just now noticed that there was a typo in her siggy?

What if she was still too lazy to fix it?
 
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What if I burst out laughing at work, coz I was reading Belle's last post instead of typing my report, but it didn't matter anyway because there was no-one here to hear it because they've left me all on my own again, because they are all slack bludgers who run off and do their own thing like making appointments with young people that they've forgotten about so I have to help them fill in papers and then the photocopier jams (AGAIN!) when I'm trying to copy forms and I have to resort to using the fax machine as a printer which doesn't work very well because it leaves little black lines along the edge of documents and I get furious trying to fix the stoopid copier because we shoulda bought a new one years ago coz I can't do my work properly like this? Hey?

What if the Men at Work lyricist was Scottish?

What if I just smiled and gave Crunk a vegemite sandwich? Big Grin
 
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What if the dictionary I use has just found some strange Australian slangs with 'vegemite'?

What if the best rhyme for vegemite was dynamite?
 
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Originally posted by Salem:
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What if JK Rowling decides to never finish the HP series?

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What if her life wouldn't be worth living if she didn't ?
 
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Originally posted by Ame the Instigator:
What if Ame told Stace that she too has read all the HP books and likes the 3rd one best so far?

What if Ame also tells Stace that the 5th book comes out this year sometime (July i think)


What if now I'm all excited and can't wait til July!


What if Salem founf more subtext fanfics about Draco & Harry?


What if I think thats crazy?

What if I want to know more?

What if I can't wait for Charmed to come back on?

What if I'm a bit skeptical about the Australian Survivor series?

What if I just saw some of Survivor: Maraques (sp?) on ET?

What if I loved reality tv?

What if I decide not to get a job and just watch tv all day every day?

What if I had three interviews in three days this week?

What if NONE of them had anything to do with my degree I just spent five f***ing years doing ?

What if I smell like sweat?

What if I just got back from the gym?

What if I go have a shower now?
 
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What isf Argeaux was a vegamite sandwich?

What if Crunk ate her up and their was no more Argeaux?

What if Crunk wondered what the heck a bludger was? (unless you are refering to the Quidditch beat-em-up ball.)

What if Crunk is still too lazy to fix her siggy?
 
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