What if i always post using quick reply

what if pg 91?

what if 10 more pages?

what if gotta be workin on my taxes this week?

what if hopin for biggest refund ever?

what if we taxed trolls post spammin?

what if we divided troll tax amongst legit scrollers?

what if then bring on the trolls so i can make money!?

what if ha ha i'm here & yer not?

what if ha ha i'm here & i'm nutz?

what if ha ha i'm goin to bed?

what if ha ha i betcha all gonna start postin once ya see i'm gone for the nite?

What if back to work tomorrow?

What if xc comes and takes my place and I can sleep in?

What if i'm sure no one would notice the difference?

What if I still get the money though?

What if that'd be nice?

What if, for me anyway?

What if I get friday off this week?

What if I always waste my days off?

what if, what? me work in a hospital?

what if i usually send ppl there as i make 'em sick?

what if i took Salem's place but got him fired instead?

what if yikes!

what if still feel effects of sleepin pill?

what if dreamed of record stores?

what if also dreamed of mutant offspring of friends?

what if gonna try to remember to tape Walking Dead?

What if there needs to be a day between Saturday and Sunday as my weekends go by way too quick

What if i am still curious where Andy works?

What if i ask him what letter the suburb starts with that the hospital is in, and how far it is from his house?

what if i have hard time rememberin what day it is cuz i have no job?

what if and no brain?

what if Salem can't tell which hospital cuz it's a secret gov't hospital where they keep aliens, Elvis, gabris & other strange creatures*?

what if *cept me cuz by law i can't leave Indhickiana?

What if I wouldn't mind if xc got me fired?

What if, gee, I'd love to go to work, but I got fired, oh well, better go back to bed..?

What if I tell Ame H?

What if it takes me about 50 minutes to drive there?

What if, there is more than one hospital in H though?

What if mysteeeerious?

What if xc should start at the very beginning of The Walking Dead?

What if, a very good place to start?

what if i forgot to tape Walking Dead?

what if effects of sleepin pill makes me feel like walking dead?

what if i don't get the H thing Salem was telling Ame?

what if gotta work on taxes today?

What if all this time I'd been picturing Salem working in a nursing home and I don't know why?

What if I wonder if there is a Westfield at H and that it's the next major station after WW?

What if all this time i pictured Andy wearing a nurses uniform

what if missing scrollers are in a nursing home & can't post here?

what if looks like i may get nearly 5 times the mullah i got last year as a tax refund?

what if provided i did me taxers right?

What if i can picture a scroller nursing home :P

What if i hope you get as much tax back as you expect

What if our financial year runs mid year, so 1st July to June 30th.

What if It's not raining today, that makes me happy

What if Ame is correct?

What if I dress like Nurse Joy?

What if it feels like a nursing home sometimes?

What if the majority of the people there are all elderly?

What if some of them are there for months?

What if the french translator gave me a title today?

What if 'Le Grand Garcon'?

What if 'The Tall Man'?

What if, well, actually it's more like The Tall Boy, but eh?

What if 'Grand' makes me sound classy?

What if where has Lila gone?

What if I want to talk about Once Upon A Time?

What if I have nothing specific to say, just no one else watches it?

what if The Tall Boy sounds like folklore thingie like Bigfoot or sumthin?

what if yeah i want much mullah in my tax return?

what if no sleepin pill last nite?

what if took long time to sleep?

what if cuz lila was scared away?

what if i applied for my 1st job since losing the other one?

what if it has sumtin to do with marketing & sales?

what if it's an office job fer once?

what if they find out my secret ID is xc?

what if they find out i was bitten by a radioactive xc stink bug & became xenacrazed?

what if only Gwen & MJ know my secret ID?

what if a new job prevents me from becoming the unfriendly neighborhood xenacrazed?

what if well as long as the money's good!?

What if I hope xc gets this, or indeed, a better job?

What if I'm a little nervous to hope things for people because the universe has been spinning things a little backwards for me lately, so I'm afraid of them getting some of the splash?

What if not terribly, dramatically backwards, but just backwards enough to be backwards?

What if for instance I had the flu, then when that was better I immediately fell on the ice, then that's mostly better as of yesterday, and last night I twisted my back while putting on my shoes?

What if I'm scared for my back to feel better now?

What if I don't believe in cosmic conspiracies or a Satan, but I'm starting to wonder if there are cosmic conspiracies and a Satan?

What if anyway, if xc does get some of the splash he'll still get the job, but he'll have to call IT a lot for his constantly malfunctioning phone or sit by someone really gassy?

What if sorry, xc...?

What if I can't unpicture Salem in a nurse's uniform?

What if he's got the legs for it?

What if I'd like to think after the French translator called him that Salem chuckled amiably and then yelled "Exercise!"?

What if in English or French; it works both ways?

What if I'd talk about Once Upon a Time, but I've only seen the first season?

What if maybe an episode or two of the second, I'm not sure?

What if my memory of it is a little hit and miss?

What if I can very clearly picture the queen, but I can't even think of...blonde lady's...name?

What if that's not really unusual for me, though?

What if it was months before I knew all the Dance Moms' names?

What if I had little nicknames for them?

What if except Jill who has always just been Jill?

What if I first typed 'Qhat if' first and made myself pronounce it for fun as I do with all my typos? >.>

--What if I had to edit because I typoed my typo?

--What if this is what it's come to...?

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What if i have a cold

What if i am all pouty

What if i don't feel like what iffing :P

What if I too would like to express my hope for xc to get a job?

What if I don't THINK I'm cursed?

What if, but if anything goes wrong, we'll blame Heitie?

What if the majority of the nurses all wear pants at my hospital?

What if everyone wears the same pants?

What if Regina is the best in Once Upon A Time?

What if the blonde lady is Emma?

What if now it's extra fun, having the Queens mother around?

What if Captain Hook is kinda great too?

What if, kinda REALLY great, if you know what I mean?

What if and now I only have one more day til my long weekend?

What if I waste it, like I always do?

what if nuthin new about the job yet?

what if i got some of Heitie's splash?

what if i get the job & get gassy myself?

what if we all catch Ame's cold?

what if it's cold here from winter storm last nite?

what if i hate shovelin snow?

What if i read this on yahoo and now i feel sad

A Chinese car thief strangled a two-month-old baby to death after stealing a vehicle with the infant inside, police say, provoking outrage across the country.

What if I'm sad now as well?

What if I stop and give a moment of thought for that poor baby and its parents?

What if I wish one could do more, but then there are thousands of others we'd want to do more for also?

What if I try to cheer myself up by picturing everyone at Salem's work sharing one pair of pants?

What if a Jehovah's Witness came to my house today?

What if she wanted to tell me about a global event they were holding later this month and she gave me a flier with the time and address and a picture of a bleeding, dying man in diaper-like underpants on it?

What if on the other side the man was cheerfully talking to a large group of people?

What if I can only assume they're going to invite this man to their event, lull him into complacency, dress him in diaper-like underpants, and then kill him?

What if I don't see what other conclusion one could draw...?

What if I go to the authorities with the flier and my suspicions?

What if they stare at me for several minutes trying to decide if I really don't know?

What if I assume they're all in on it and run?

What if also I almost called her a Jemima's Witness when I told my daughter who was at the door?

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what if Jehovah's Witness yikes?

what if i'd say to the Jehovah's Witness "in the name of Eli begone!"?

what if the scrolls becomes a cult?

what if we stood on street corners passing on scrolls literature?

what if we had a scrolls cult mantra we recited constantly like 'xc stinks'?

what if our cult activities landed us in a looney asylum?

what if Salem turned out to be the Nurse Ratched in the asylum!?