what if around the same time every night it is always just salem and heitie posting what ifs?

what if a little later Jubilee and myself always join in?

what if i dont know who kath and Kim are?

what if they sound kinda hot?

what if this kinda makes me mad?

what if this kinda makes me happy?

what if i was the crocodile hunter?

what if i just like to talk with a fake austrailian accent?


Seriously.

What if I just looked up character actor and it says "an actor who specializes in playing supporting roles"?

What if that's not at all what I was thinking it meant?

What if that's kind of embarrassing but at the same time informative?

what if i just looked at the Kath and Kim website and found out they are not as hot as they look?

what i feel dirty all over?


Seriously.

What if I applaud you for putting 2 and 2 together and coming up with Mrs. Babe?

What if I love the first Babe movie?

What if I used to watch it all the time?

What if I don't like the fact that Babes voice is different in Babe: Pig in the City?

What if I find it funny that in the first movie Babe was voiced by Chuckie form Rugrats and in the second one voiced by Tommy from Rugrats?

What if Babe 2 also makes me sad?

What if it makes me sad when all the animals get taken away from that motel place?

What if it makes me sad when that little kitten says her previous owner put her in a sack and threw her in the river?

What if now i'm not sure if there really is a scene like that in the movie?

What if now I'm thinking of when Magda was hanging by her overalls in a tree with the crocodile beneath her, telling it to nick off in the Croc Hunter movie?

What if that bit makes me laugh?

What if I've been to Steve Irwins park in QLD?

What if there wasn't a page 24 while I was writing my last post?

What if you're lucky there isn't a picture of Kath & Kim from the time their faces were covered in scabs?

What if just the memory of that is making me shudder?

What if I'm sad now thinking of Babe 2?

What if I didn't realize they were completely different voices?

What if I just assumed the recording equipment was different or something because they're still quite similar?

What if it's because they're both Rugrats and my children watch so much of that my ears are numb to the variation?

What if I believe the first Babe was done by that lady who had a baby with a tail on X-files?

What if that's a great episode?

What if I want to go to Steve Irwin's park in QLD?

What if I'm not sure what QLD means?

What if I want to assume it has something to do with Queensland but I'm probably wrong?

what if i think THIS is kinda funny too?

what if you would only think that is funny if you were a big game nerd like me?

what if kath and Kim kinda weird me out?

what if it doesnt help that they once had scabs all over their faces?

what if i am kind of embarrassing but at the same time informative?


Seriously.

What if the facial scabs are making me shudder as well and I don't even have the memory?

What if I think we need some time apart?

What if no one understands why I just said that?

What if, somehow I missed out on Kim and Kath and all of their scabby goodness?

What if damn?

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What if I've gotten my grandfather addicted to Harry Potter?

What if I have to take the 4th book round to his house right now because he wants to read it?

What if Babe didn't get a voice change and I'm just insane?

What if I'm pretty sure he did?

What if I've gotta go?

What if I love Lea Solonga's version of "On My Own" from Les Miserables a WHOLE BUNCH?

What if I'm in a real soundtrack mood lately?

What if that means that all day I've been listening to various musicals and the xena and buffy cds?

What if, man I'm glad I got out of the house for even a little while?

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What if, wow I really do like the sound of "On My Own" in French?

What if I've never sung in French?

What if I find that odd because I've sang in practically every other language?

What if OH MY GOSH! I just found a techno version of "On My Own" and it's really wacked out sounding???

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what if i like to sing along to Weird Al songs and pretend I am him?

what if i could seduce the ladies of the scrolls with my angelic voice?


Seriously.

What if I found a really cool shirt at walmart tonight?

What if it's kinda see-through so it might have to be a bedtime shirt, even though it's really cool?

What if it came with thiese little shorts, that I most certainly would never wear except for bedtime?

What if that's because they're about as long as my hand?

What if they're still really cute, even if they're short?

What if, yay! more sleep shorts!?

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What if we have a couple of great cd's at the bookstore with a mix of great Roger's and Hammerstein musical numbers on them?

What if I have to apprehend those cd's for a night or so in order to burn copies for myself before I move for school?

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What if i just caught up on 2 pages of what ifs?

What if.. salem, look at me salem, look at me?


What if kath and ki, really does nothing for me, but i used to enjoy them on fast forward, full frontal and comedy company?

What if, Eric Bana who plays The Hulk, was also on these comedy shows with these women?

What if i got a txt message on my phone and got all excited cause I thought it was from Salem, cause i wanna talk to him?

What if i tell you what i want to talk to him about?

What if everyone makes up his mind for him?

What if he stays at his granfathers all night, reading HP to him, and doesn't get back on, therefore i won't get to ask him, what i need to ask him, and i need to ask him tonight?

What if the deal is, that Argy and hubby are coming over tomorrow afternoon/night for dinner, since they'll be up this way, and i want to ask Andy, if he wants to come over too?

What if i tell him he has to at least think about if before he says no?

What if i need to get season 1 of charmed off him, cause i am gunna force agry to borrow it when i see her?

What if i pick salem up after work, and can drop him home after, unless his mummy wants to come here and get him, if he says yes?

What if salem got his drivers licence?

What if he got some ID so he could go out on drinking binges?

What if he said yes to coming over but then his mummy said no?

What if thats enough for now, i'll go see if jubs has posted anymore

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What if I agree Andy should go party with Argy and Ame?

What if you Aussies don't know how good you have it, getting together all the time?

What if I wish that I could meet with scrollers for dinner, just like *snap fingers* that?

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What if we all called him Slem: King of the Andy Pandy Sugar Dandy

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What if the episode of Kath & Kim where they go out on a hens night for Kath is real funny?

What if it's funny because after all the drinking they swap personalities?

What if the morning after, Kath is found sleeping out the front on the lawn and gets woken up by the sprinkler?

What if Sharons idea of a hens night was to rent Mighty Ducks 1 & 2 and Rocky 3 & 4 and get all the girls over?

What if I'd feel silly going over for dinner?

What if I'm a real finicky eater?

What if saying finicky is funny?

What if my sister is going to be at her house alone tomorrow so I have a feeling we might be going there for dinner?

What if everyone just thinks this is an excuse?

What if it's not?

What if I'd feel like an intruder, even though I've been invited?

What if I could drop the Charmed tapes around at the markets in the morning because I wouldn't have a clue what time we would be going to my sisters?

What if that would be pretty sad if Ame came over to get the Charmed tapes in the afternoon and no one answered the door?

What if Clancy had her trapped at the door again?

What if I wouldn't feel comfortable leaving the tapes out the front if we weren't home for fear that someone would see them and think "alright! free tapes! score!"

What if that clancy dog is really mean?

what if it is an excuse and i ring salems mum and she said they weren't going to michelle's for dinner?

what if ok, i beleive him, but it would be great if he dropped the tapes over?

whatif argy steals jess and takes her home to make her part of her argy loving cult?

what if jess just stares at her?

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What if salem drops the tapes over at the same time dad, mick and jess are visiting us, cause dad wants to come to work to see everyone, so mick is stuck with doing it

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What if Clancy isn't really mean, he just thinks he's being a good guard dog?

What if he'd never chase after anyone, just stand there barking?

What if he went crazy the other day and started running round in big circles with his head tilted towards the ground?

What if he was bouncing around too?

What if it was weird?

What if I remember when my neighbours first got him?

What if he was just a teeny little golden retriever pup?

What if he morphed into a doberman?

What if he didn't really?

What if he's still as cute as he was as a puppy?

What if I did get to the markets at the same time as everyone and felt awkward there too?

What if I just kept walking past and hid somewhere so I could see when they left?

What if I just threw the tapes at Ame and ran like the wind?

What if I had one of those Captain Planet rings?

What if remember when me, you, argy and nouchy were trying to plan a trip to Wonderland?

What if whatever happened to that?

What if, we never got round to it, the Nouchy went OS for 3 months?

What if, well now she is back, maybe someday, but during the week?

What f not during the week, cause veryone but me and salem has a life?

What if it was also too due to the fact Nouchy got a job?

What if, what the heck we just blame Nouchy?

What if we do it, and salem throws up on the rollercoaster, not cause of it, cause he had to actually talk to people?

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What if WooHoo! It's near 4:00, and still no sleep?

What if I *reall* should be finishing things with my room, but the living room is very large, and has dark corners?

What if, ok, it's not that large, and there aren't *that* many corners, but it'st still kida bigger than I want to be in right now and there's a door leading to the deck that someone could sneak in through and kill me?

what if No! stop thinking scary thing?

What if a police car just rushed by on the street?

What if that isn't all that odd because people speed on my street all the time?

What if there are also lots of car accidents in front of my house?

What if 4 of them have been caused, in a round about way, by members of my extended family?

What if it usually occurs when people are turning left into the drive, and other vehicles try to go around, and something odd happens, causing the passing vehicle to collide with the other lane of traffic?

What if the area my house is in is actually a nexus of traffic accidents?

What if it's like the bermuda triangle, but instead of disappearing ships, it's crashing cars?

What if I stop this train of thought now?

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What if yeah, it's all Nouchys fault!?

What if it's okay to blame her because she doesn't come here anymore, and even if she comes back, she won't read through old what if pages?

What if she does?

What if we're screwed?

What if I'm just kidding Nouchy, if you read this?

What if I begin cowering?

What if I wouldn't throw up just because I talk to someone?

What if I'd get all quiet?

What if I'm quiet anyway?

What if I never make any noises while on roller coasters?

What if people think I'm paralised with fear?

What if I just don't have a scream?

What if Jubilee came to Wonderland with us?

What if she was a nutter?

What if I've been paranoid lately that someone was trying to kill me?

What if I swear there was someone walking around downstairs last night when everyone else was in bed?

What if it's that awful leprechaun back on the anniversary of the night I sent him to his grave 3 years ago?

What if I'm just kidding?

What if I was convinced I was being stalked by a leprechaun at one point?

What if seriously?