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Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if I think I love zoom's Irish great-grandmother? What if I had an Irish great-grandmother as well but never knew her? What if I suspect she was a Traveler but it's never discussed in my family? What if knowing the context of the horse saying would help to ascertain its meaning? What if it wouldn't? What if the nice Irish lady heard it when she was little and was repeating it wrong? What if my mother's father related to my mother some of the things he learned in training for WWII? What if she remembered a few German bits but, as an example, "Verstehen Sie?" came out to us years later as gerstanzee? What if for my first few years I thought I was big because I knew that the German for "Do you understand?" was gerstanzee? What if he was a sailor in the war and would teach her all the naughty sailory words as well? What if that's not normal? What if it's odd that now she has a peculiarly strong aversion to the F word? What if I use the F word a lot? What if it's the Irish in me? | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if my father would also use some of the stronger swear words, but only on occasion? What if I never heard him say the F word? What if he used one that I never use, however? What if it's reserved as my super-dee-duper swear word? What if I think I've said it 3 times in the past 15 years? What if one of those times it was because I had just been mildly electrocuted? What if I think it's actually two words? What if my mother's swear word was "heavenly days!"? What if no, I don't know why either? --What if I just remembered that I said something else, but kind of close after the electrocution incident? --What if that means I've only said it twice? --What if I don't really say the related one either? --What if everyone else in the world seems to say it every other sentence? --What if even children say it now, but not my children? | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if that last post reads a lot like a riddle? | |||
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Ultimate Scroller |
What if I'm talking to someone (non scroller) online right now? What if he told me he might come visit me from Kenntucky? What if I'm kind of apprehensive because we've been through this before? What if I'd still really like to see him again? What if and maybe more than see him? What if, not to imply anything, but, yay? What if I'm kind of scared for him to come here, but at the same time really happy? What if everyone is confused by my riddle-like posts, but it's ok because I know what I mean? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The hottest thing this side of Epworth, Iowa.  | |||
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| Ultimate Scroller |
What if holy potatoes the scrolls are really slow today? What if everyone posted something each day? What if even if it was just one reply to something? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The hottest thing this side of Epworth, Iowa. | |||
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| Scroll Nightmare |
what if mmhmm?  Seriously. | |||
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| Ultimate Scroller |
What if mmmhmmm? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The hottest thing this side of Epworth, Iowa. | |||
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Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH  |
quote: What if the only German word i know other than the basics is the german word for slut and it was Ully that taught me on the phone one day... hehehehe ========================  I LOVE MY NEW COMPUTER!! | |||
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Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if I'm watching Australian Idol? What if the judges are crushing everyones spirits? What if I'm finding it very amusing? What if I'm not a very nice person? What if I say the F word quite a lot too? What if my great grandmother was also Irish? What if that's kinda funnny? What if Girl Interrupted is almost on? What if I found it funny that I was thinking to myself today "why do so many people hate Celine Dion?" and then Ame mentioned to me that she hates her and was downloading a Celine song for her mother? What if I like Celine Dion? What if that makes me perhaps the strangest person in the world? What if I'm real sleepy? | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if Ame is drinking and is scaring me? What if she's up to her 55th can of beer? What if she's not, really? What if that's just what she says? What if she doesn't appreciate me what iffing about her obvious drinking problem? What if, nah, I'm just messin around? What if Girl Interrupted is on right now? | |||
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Besotted Scroller |
what if 'can't died in the poor house'? what if 'someone's gonna end up cryin'? what if 'sh*t in one hand and spit in the other and see which one fills up first'? what if 'they want ice water in hell too, but i'm not there to serve them'? _____________________________ no fear  | |||
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Scroll Desperado |
what if most of my cursing is just an ever-changing streaming rearrangement of the three or four basic curse words? what if working in commercials kitchens for many years has seriously honed my cursing abilities? what if wouldn't my mother be so proud? what if Lance Armstrong just won his 5th Tour de France? what if vive la Lance? WHAT WOULD XENA DO?  are you sitting on the soap? | |||
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| Ultimate Scroller |
What if YES! Lance did it again? What if my dad opened a bottle of wine yesterday at dinner and we toasted Lance for winning? What if because after the Time Trial, there was no way Lance could be beat? What if, now that I think about it, my dad sounds like a kooky old man for toasting a man we don't know? What if, so what? What if it's ok because my dad is a kooky old man? What if he doesn't use windex to heal wounds though? What if people don't get what I just said? What if they do because a lot of people saw that movie? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The hottest thing this side of Epworth, Iowa. | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if I get the Windex? What if I wonder if anybody's tried it to see if it works? What if I use aloe? | |||
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| Ultimate Scroller |
What if my mom did try it once, and it actually did work? What if, not to say she soaks her elbow in it at the dinner table? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The hottest thing this side of Epworth, Iowa. | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
What if Salem scares me cause he finds the Oz Idol judges funny, when they are making people cry? What if Salem is forcing me to have another bourbon? What if i do, cause Salem is bigger than me, and could crush my dreams and destroy my future? What if me and mum and Jess were dancing to songs from bear in thebig blue house, the wiggles and dora the explorer.. all whilst i was drinking wine? What if Salem swore me to sercey that he is in love with Rellik, Cora AND Nora, and doesn't knwow hich one he likes the bestester? What if Salem squeals like a girl when he reads this? What if i wanted to post these last nigth but the scrolls were being weird?  ======================== I LOVE MY NEW COMPUTER!! | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if the Goodbye song from Bear in the Big Blue House was the first thing I ever heard my son sing? What if he was about 2? What if it was the cutest thing ever?  | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
What if i find it amusing that Jess knows all the words to Do Ra Me or how ever you spell it from the sound of music...and when ever its the line 'a long long way to run' she runs away ======================== What in the name of..... me... do you think you're doing?? | |||
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Besotted Scroller |
what if "holy potatos" indeed? what if there's an aweful lot of what ifs in this world? what if i was trying to get on the internet on friday, but the damn thing told me that my access was "denied"? what if i abused and cursed the computer for hours, and eventually made it freeze from mistreatment, only to realise this morning that i had changed my password and was still entering the old one? what if duh? what if there have been some interesting going ons in my abscence? what if the "F word" that all you irish decendents have been talking about is "feck", like on Father Ted? what if i love that show what if i also had a dream about a fellow scroller? what if it was Salem? what if (for much of the dream) he was a real cat? what if he was a fluffy white cat with brown and grey patches and looked nothing like the Salem of Sabrina? what if i cut the tip of his tail off but i have no idea why? what if i tied the tail-tip to a disembodied mouse's head with a piece of string? what if, now that i think about it, i might have been using the mouse head as bait to catch Salem so that i could tie his tail-tip back on? what if it was a very disturbing dream? what if it also involved the lead singer from Coldplay spending a week or so at my house because he needed somewhere to stay while he had his court hearing? what if it was a very weird dream also? what if i started a thread about dreams? what if it's been done? what if i should go see? if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do. | |||
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| Besotted Scroller |
what if i just started that new thread? what if yay me? what if i feel kinda excited, a little sleepy, a bit nautious and also sort of embarrased all at once? what if here comes that vomit again? if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do. | |||
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| Besotted Scroller |
*sigh* what if no one was talking to me? what if no one WANTED to talk to me? what if i took the hint and left? what if i was actually planning on going soon anyways so you shouldn't feel bad if you think that your cruel and callous neglect of me has sent me crying into a busy street somewhere? what if i tried very hard to get over myself and pull myself together? what if this is all a side effect of partying a teensy bit too hard on Saturday night? what if that "Bring Me To Life" song came on and i danced a little harder for Salem's sake? what if my dancing is the equivilent to everyone elses swaying? what if i was too drunk to care then, and too lacking in braincell count to remember now? what if i'm going to go now? what if i wont be back for three days? what if you're up to page 56 by the time i get back? what if i'm screwed!? what if toodles? if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do. | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if I love this orbing smiley? What if I thank Argeaux? What if I have no idea where Madogis is going for three days? What if I'm unsure whether I'm supposed to tape Angel or not? | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if I'm sick of all these sig hosting websites stopping working whenever I seem to use them? What if I'm cursed? What if being sig-less makes me feel naked? What if I am naked? What if I at least have my avatar to make up for it? What if I'm now only semi-naked? What if I hereby claim the orbing smiley in the name of Salem? What if that doesn't make Ame happy? What if she claims the baby one? | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if I'd have talked with Madogis if I'd known Madogis was talking? What if I was busy this evening so I didn't get to the computer much for a while? What if I bought new sheets today? What if that has nothing to do with why I was busy? What if shopping for sheets is fecking frustrating? What if all they seemed to have either weren't all cotton, or were of jersey or flannel, or were shiny? What if I finally found just regular cotton sheets with little blue and yellow flowers and I love them? What if they were 25% off as well? What if I say feck all the time, but not as much as the other more serious F word? What if Father Jack is disgusting? What if the fathers' housekeeper lady cracks me up just to no end? What if I'm a little surprised Salem uses the F word? What if now that there's a specific thread I won't have any interesting dreams? What if that 'long long way to run' running thing sounds very familiar and I think I might have done it as a child as well? | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
what if i claim the orbing smiley AND the baby one  ======================== What in the name of..... me... do you think you're doing?? | |||
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