What if oh, there's a little button?

what if thats what she said?


Seriously.

What if if Salem says "hehe" again, I'm going to go over to his house and check if he's still breathing?

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What if, oooo, if he isn't breathing, I might have to do CPR?

What if yippy!?

What if ...er...I mean...that would be bad?

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What if step aside, I was a paramedic?

What if, unh uh, I uh...took health class in 8th grade?

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What if i have my first aid certificate but i'll leave the CPR of Drew up to Jubs..

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What in the name of..... me... do you think you're doing??

What if, eh, Ame, I guess you'd get there sooner, go ahead, go to his rescue?

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What if i wait for you, and he dies? o.O

What if i stopped typing 1 liner what ifs to make Heitie feel better?

What if Heitie said she was going to bed hours ago?

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What in the name of..... me... do you think you're doing??

what if it's been a little more that three and a half hours since my last post?

what if don't panic, i'm here now?

what if by jiminy i've got some reading to do?

if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.

What if yes, lots of reading?

What if it would be good if you had AIM on one of the university computers?

What if you could then enter the Den of Filth?

What if no one came to save me?

What if I saved myself?

*What if I editted this because I misread something?

what if i'm done reading?

what if that's quite a feat, considering none of you have lives and this computer takes about 5 literal minutes to load?

what if i'm not exaggerating?

what if i want in on the CPR?

what if i don't know about AIM, but there's AOL (which might be the same thing, i don't know) and MSN?

what if why oh why must i be denied of such filth?

what if speaking of, you guys have some interesting ideas about Salem?

what if especially Ame?

what if maybe my MATCH game wasn't a complete work of fiction afterall?

if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.

what if Salem doesn't appear to be online?

what if, not on MSN at least?

what if well that's just great?

what if i check the bus schedual and see if there's one at 6?

what if screw you guys, i'm going home?

if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.

what if see ya?

if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.

What if I'm trying to fight the Phantom Ganon?

What if it's not going well?

What if I got him off the horse, but now I'm having trouble?

What if I know what I have to do though at least?

What if, no, I wasn't online?

What if I went to have dinner and watch Australian Idol that I taped from Monday?

What if Libby on Neighbours just said "What if they're more than just rumours?"

What if I have the game on pause?

What if I'm multi tasking again?

What if i thought Salem said he was mulit orgasmic? o.O

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What in the name of..... me... do you think you're doing??

What if Ame has the word orgasmic on her brian?

What if she has organic on her brain?

What if I defeated the Phantom Ganon?

What if no one really cares, but I do!?

What if now I'm at the Fire Temple but haven't done anything yet, because I needed a break?

What if I never play again?

What if nah, I will?

What if I slowly but very surely complete the game?

What if then I move onto the Wind Waker and pick it up where I left off?

What if I dunno what I'll do after that gets done?

What if by the time I get them done Sonic Heroes will be out?

What if yay!?

what if yay only 3 pages to catch up on this a.m.?

what if my what iffing notes read "cheesecake/porn, nipples/voyeurism/lube, 'little button'?"

what if i refrain from reiterating them in the light of day?

what if too late?

what if James on Boy Meets Boy needs to dump Dan?

what if i think he would have already dumped him but the fact that he hasn't has something to do with that disclaimer they flash for like 3 seconds that says something like "while the leading man still has the final say, the producers of the show make recommendations about the elimination choices"?

what if the fact that it's rigged like that bums me out?

what if i'm not surprised because i've always thought these "reality" shows are rigged in ome ways anyway, just bummed?

what if last night wasn't one of the Fab 5's best results?

what if they did do wonders with that rat's nest of an apartment?

what if Vinnie's song made me cry not so much because it was sweet and touching (which it was), but because of how truly bad it was, but i didn't want to laugh because it was also so sweet so i cried?

what if not boo-hooed but just squeezed a couple tears?

what if i'm just a little what if island in the ocean of all the rest of your what ifs?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

i beg your pardon
i never promised you a rose garden

What if zoom's island is an expression of the quality side of the coin?

What if poor Vinnie?

What if a song needs more than 7 words?

What if I first typed sords?

What if a song with 7 swords would have been awesome?

What if I didn't like the one gay guy's "If she'd cleaned the damn house before she left" comment?

What if I feel like I've typed that before?

What if she should've cleaned the house a bit, but you probably shouldn't say it like that on tv?

What if it made him sound extra catty?

What if I cried a little at the song, too?

What if it was really sweet, but jeepers, man, add some words and variety?

What if they should have made him a list like they sometimes do because he couldn't handle the shaving?

What if I didn't clean while watching because the clutter in that house made mine look spotless?

What if the little blond fashion gay guy reminds me of Hedwig?

What if the gay bishop was approved, regardless of helping youth and semi-hugging a man?

What if I'm pretty sure the world won't end because of it?

What if I read a hilarious interview spoof thing about a couple's wedding rings disappearing suddenly because gay marriage was legalized?

What if their marriage license spontaneously burst into flames?

What if it would be funnier if that's not what some people almost literally expect to happen?

What if some of them also think the population would suffer a critical decrease?

What if they're fecking stupid?

What if I stayed up a teeny bit late last night?

What if this time it was completely my fault and not a form of insomnia at all?

What if I was chatting?

What if I'm pretty sure I got a bit loopy near the end?

What if I apologize for anything nuts I might have said?

What if I don't remember if I did so it's best to just lay a blanket?

What if I only watched a few minutes but I don't like Dan at all?

What if I don't really understand the show, so I'm not sure if he's supposed to be acting like that or not?

What if I mean because he's revealing bit by bit that he doesn't want to be with this person in New York or wherever?

What if I don't know who this Andra woman is, nor her significance?

What if I think the gay dating show could've been done much better?

What if they do a lesbian one and it only lasts 2 episodes?

What if heh....cuz U-Haul?

What if wow, I didn't what if right away?

What if that means I don't have such an obsession with what iffing anymore?

What if, actually probably not, the need for showering and food just over came me?

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what if andra is james' best friend and is there to help him out?

what if i didn't see all of last night's ep so i can't help with the dan question?

what if i was sure that james was going to get rid of dan the first ep?

what if it is all rigged?


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What if - what the heck are y'all talking about?

What if I really am lost and have no idea what show you are refering to?

What if I found out my ancestors had a really cool name?

What if I wait until later to post it?

What if Swango?

What if that will be my next dog's name, regardless of gender?

What if, "I love Rock-N-Roll so put another dime in the jukebox baby!"?

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Stay with me precious wild
Stay with me, hold me awhile
Love me like a little child
Stay baby...
Let them talk in this cheap town
We will burn the old house down
Cuz I love you crazy, love you blind
Love you til the end of time

what if 'boy meets boy' is on bravo?

what if http://www.bravotv.com/Boy_Meets_Boy/ ?

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