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What if there always seems to be porn results when you search for anything on kazaa? What if it's been a very Heitie lite day? What if she must have gone to bed at a reasonable hour? What if she's given up on What Iffing? What if stupid Home and Away writers seem to have forgotten lots of things? What if it makes me angry? What if Kath & Kim is on tonight? What if it's still not a new episode? What if I've changed my sig pic? | |||
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Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH  |
What if i just ate dinner? What if it was spag bol? What if i have been playing yahoo pyrmids? What if i am damn good at it? What if i might go play canasta now, unless salem wants to play with me? What if i ask him to play with me? What if i post here what he replies when i ask him? AAmethyst27: do you want to play with me? SalemXWP: o.o ========================  Disclaimer: I didn't make this sig, i found it on Kazaa, but it was so nifty i thought i'd use it for a few posts | |||
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Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if Heitie did not go to bed at a reasonable hour? What if she was going to but then she started playing The Sims? What if 6am is kind of late? What if oops? What if it just took so long for Vegetable Soup to move in with Gloria? What if she's pretty fickle? What if she brought her kid with her? What if Gloria rose to CEO in just 6 hours of playing? What if no wait it was 7 hours? What if I fall asleep before I reach my bed like a sleepy Sims person? What if zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz? | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if I could've said something funnier in reply? What if I'm not that funny though? What if I'm playing with Ame now? What if we're playing a Scrabble game? | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if I've never played the Sims? What if I'd probably become addicted? What if why is one of your sims named Vegetable Soup? What if I'd never make staying up til 6am? | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
What if salem actually jumped at the chance to play strip scrabble? What if thats ok, cause we're at our own homes? What if we invite heitie to play too, if she has a yahoo ID? ======================== Disclaimer: I didn't make this sig, i found it on Kazaa, but it was so nifty i thought i'd use it for a few posts | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if I'm still awake because I had to see if someone replied? What if I'm a little crazy at 6am? What if her name is Vegetable Soup because I like silly names on my Sims? What if her son's name is Tomato? What if I also have two brother Sims named Fir and Joshua Tree? What if there's also the Tea family, Herb, Chamomile, Green, and Darjeeling? What if Darjeeling's adopted? What if that's neither here nor there? What if my ex-husband's tv just turned on with its timer and it scared the crap out of me? What if also, at around 4am there was this terrible banging on the back door? What if I freaked and almost called the police? What if there was also scratching as well so I thought it must be an animal and the police can't arrest an animal? What if I could barely move because I was shaking with fear? What if then I realized I hadn't seen the cat in a while? What if I put some food out for him and he didn't come? What if then I heard a distand meow? What if when I let him in he wouldn't stop meowing at me? What if he's an indoor cat and must've been terrified? What if when my ex-husband came home this evening he sat in his car and talked on the phone after I'd opened the back door for him? What if I guess that's when the cat went out? What if we need a new, more reliable screen door? | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if Heitie would love to but I need to get at least a little sleep? What if my kids will be up in like 10 minutes? | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if thanks, you two have fun  ? | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
What if salem got booted? What if i am playing with myself right now? What if he is frozen and i wonder if that is like frigid? ======================== Disclaimer: I didn't make this sig, i found it on Kazaa, but it was so nifty i thought i'd use it for a few posts | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
What if i thrashed his lily white ass? What if... o.O ======================== Disclaimer: I didn't make this sig, i found it on Kazaa, but it was so nifty i thought i'd use it for a few posts | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if it was only by like 86 points? What I hope Heitie doesn't have to get up when her children do? What if 10 minutes sleep would not be very much? What if the the closest game to the Sims I have is Theme Park? What if that might be called Sim Theme Park over there? What if I dunno, but it is (well, was) fun? What if I also have Theme Park World, but that's not so fun? What if have Theme Hospital too? What if, now that I think about it, I have Sim Safari? What if a friend has the Sims and she named them after friends, and the Sim named after me died trying to cook dinner apparently? What if there is a little jar of ashes on the floor or something like that? What if I got through the fire dungeon in the Ocarina of Time today? What if I thank the gods for Fairies? What if I went through the Ice Cavern also? What if now I'm at the beginning of the Water Temple? What if also, I downloaded a good version of the Bring Me To Life film clip? What if yay? | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if I dislike hospital shows? What if I don't mean like ER I mean real ones that show actual people being operated on? What if they are icky? What if I wouldn't be watching, but I'm waiting for, oddly enough, The Footy Show to start? What if I know it's weird for someone not all that interested in Football to be watching a show about Football? What if I watch anyway because it's funny? What if, it's not a sitcom, but rather a type of panel discussion show about the weeks football events and stuff coming up, for those not in australia? What if it has funny segments and stuff...? What if I only watch the NRL footy show, and not the AFL one? | |||
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Scroll Desperado |
what if Ame shaves her apeishly hairy winter legs? what if she doesn't, so her furry leg blankets can help keep her warm? what if she gets an infestation of Australian Typing Fleas in her leg hair? what if i'm wondering just when Heitie does sleep? what if she finally just drops out from exhaustion only to eventually wake to find her famished children and cat gnawing on her leg for sustenance? what if Salem develops a Xena porn fixation and we never see him again? what if come back, Salem, come back? what if and bring the Xena porn with ya, k? what if all the dogs in my neighborhood just started barking? WHAT WOULD XENA DO?  are you sitting on the soap? i beg your pardon i never promised you a rose garden | |||
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| Scroll Desperado |
what if Arnold Schwarzenegger declaring his candidacy for politcal office on The Jay Leno Show is yet another sign of the apocalypse? WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap? i beg your pardon i never promised you a rose garden | |||
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| Scroll Guardian |
What if after today I may not be what iffing for a few days ? What if nothing personal, I will be going away for the weekend? What if no one took that statement personally cause they don't care? What if haha, I tried to sound all personality disordered there...how did I do? What if I scored all "LOw" on that test and wanted to try out a disorder to see if I could do it? | |||
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| Scroll Guardian |
What if I just changed my displayed name because I was asked to? What if I really don't have time to be posting today? What if I'm really starting to hate my job? | |||
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Scroll Stalker |
What if I'm starting to wonder what the Hell everyone does that allows them so much free time to "What If"? What if peeling (or is it peal  ) an orange when you have a paper cut is a VERY bad idea?What if I used to take my coffee black and now take it with cream? What if that bothers me, but I read in the doctor's office that it reduces the staining effect on your teeth? What if it's going to be over 100 again today and there is no end in sight? What if 80% humidity? What if it's so damned hot I can't figure out why people KEEP moving here? What if they all went home? What if I'm worried about old people and dogs? What if hot seat belt metal leaves a scar? What if bank, gas, post office is my 'TO DO' list for lunch? What if I coasted home because I live south? What if I really could? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  Stay with me precious wild Stay with me, hold me awhile Love me like a little child Stay baby... Let them talk in this cheap town We will burn the old house down Cuz I love you crazy, love you blind Love you til the end of time | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if the Scrolls were down a little bit ago? What if oh, I'm having low blood sugar typing again? What if Heitie does not sleep much? What if Heitie is a night person and years of having little tiny kids has made me get up early? What if fortunately they're older now and if I just make sure the cereal and bowls are within reach I can sleep in? What if I don't do it every day, but I'd be a fool not to once in a while? What if I used to say "once and a while"? What if regardless of their old enoughness they still wake me up about every 15 minutes or so? What if that's no problem at all, but they can't expect me to be razor sharp every time? What if I What If'd at my daughter this morning? What if it was around 7:30 and she wanted some soy milk? What if I don't remember what I said but like 3 sentences started with "what if"? What if then I tried to roll my eyes at myself but they were too sleepy? What if I go to bed right after the Amazing Race tonight? What if no, right after Big Brother 4? What if I'm glad Jun survived the eviction? What if Dana is very nice and honest, but she made me tense? What if Alison's boyfriend is nowhere to be seen when she gets out? What if she's something of a floozy? | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
quote: What if that's too fecking humid and hot? What if I would never make it? What if baking soda and peroxide does wonders for coffee stains? What if the real stuff, not mixed in toothpaste? What if it also kills all germs that might be lurking? | |||
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| Scroll Desperado |
what if 100+ plus heat with 80+ humidity kills all lurking germs? what if it makes delivering fresh pasta to commerical kitchens whose service entrances are generally placed strategically near dumpsters a less than appetizing proposition? what if 100+ plus heat with 80+ humidity just encourages all lurking germs not to die but to reach their full fragrant (read: vilely stinky) potential? what if said temp & humidity also encourages me to reach my full fragrant potential as well? what if i could turn my black-lined truck bed into an Easy Bake Oven? what if there has been a plastic bag of vegetable scraps in my truck bed since Sunday? what if compost soup? what if i just wait for it to turn from a liquid back to a solid before i move it, lest leakage occur? what if a certain South African i know who now resides in London had the audactiy to complain to me about the heat there? what if, yeah 95 is hot for London, but one just doesn't complain about the heat to a Texan in August? what if and not expect a smartass reply? what if said South African knows me well enough to expect a smartass reply from me about 90% of the time? WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap? i beg your pardon i never promised you a rose garden | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if I'm disgusted by the bag of goo? What if not as disgusted as those who must deal with it? What if if you lived here it would be frozen in a few months? What if I'd probably wait until then, unless it started to smell or leak? What if then there would be a hose involved and a very long shower? What if people shouldn't read my posts for like 30 minutes because I edit them so much? What if I start putting a little 'final version' stamp on them when I'm satisfied? What if it's just that I can't stand being misunderstood? What if my edits are worse than the original post? What if my son refuses to read Harry Potter? What if he'll only read nonfiction, and only if it's about trains or airplanes? What if there's also a book on skeletons that he likes? What if my cat seems very meek today? What if I wonder if he remembers his adventure? What if I hope he didn't eat string while he was away? What if I also hope he didn't go into the neighbor's garage? What if there's a year-old deer carcass in there? What if that's why they can't sell their house? What if I'd alert the authorities, but the authorities already know? What if and it is still there? What if I got a city notice for the paint flaking off my garage, but there's a freaking deer corpse in the neighbor's and they get nothing? What if I wonder if it's because I protested the war? | |||
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| Scroll Stalker |
What if 'Deer Jerky' goes well with 'Compost Soup'? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Stay with me precious wild Stay with me, hold me awhile Love me like a little child Stay baby... Let them talk in this cheap town We will burn the old house down Cuz I love you crazy, love you blind Love you til the end of time | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
What if I have no life, therefore I what if. What if i don't what if into the wee hours of the night, i never stay on later than 9pm ish What if i cooked a toasted sandwich with left over psag bol mince in it, and melted cheese... so YUM! What if i hijack a plane to texas for September? ======================== Disclaimer: I didn't make this sig, i found it on Kazaa, but it was so nifty i thought i'd use it for a few posts | |||
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