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What if Jubs just asked me to take my clothes off?

What if I was already naked?

What if Zoom too is about to what if naked, as per pre requisite for naked Wednesdays?

What if i query Shawn and Tam on above rule?

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What if I didn't ask you to take them off, I mention that you might not be wearing any clothes?

What if what iffing naked is sooooo five minutes ago?

What if actually it's like, retro?

What if does anyone get the BTVS movie references I'm spouting off?

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what if is topless okay?

what if i'm getting ready to work out so i think i'll keep the shorts & shoes for now?

what if Swango had a last name?

what if Swango is a last name?

what if we knew the orignal Swango's gender?

what if i need an excuse to use Swango in a sentence one more time?

what if now i don't?

what if i think keeping Dan is totally rigged, especially since he was the one guy James was completely negative about this ep, and he was the first one he chose to keep form his group?

what if i'm starting to worry BRAVO is going to satutrate their audience with gay progamming?

what if i've noticed at least 2 week nights with 4 solid hours of Queer Eye & Boy Meets Boy repeats?

what if even the queers say "geez--enough already!"?

what if at least this one does?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

i beg your pardon
i never promised you a rose garden

 
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What if I am trying to figure out the source of Zoom going blind?

What if I am too shy to ask her the obvious?

What if i am a quiet and introverted person who never butts into anyone elses business?

What if i have scared everyone else out of this thread .. again?

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What if I can't find reference to zoom being blind?

What if it's because I am also blind?

What if nevermind why?

What if I typed "bling" instead of blind both times?

What if I just did it again?

What if it's like delete and I'll never be able to do it right the first time?

What if I typed "firest"?

What if for crying out loud almost every word this post has needed correction?

What if maybe I should eat something?
 
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What if I'm not naked but I'm not wearing a bra?

What if I feel very very free?
 
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What if yeah, I'd better eat something?
 
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What if.... 'peaople everyone just want to be free'

What if I am also flying free?

What if i should have some breakfast?

What if I kept Heitie 'up' last night?

What if it was filthy?

What if there Jubs, Salem and joey, to some part, where in on it?

What if Gabber joined in on the filth?

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what if no one knows the orign of Ame's blind reference?

what if only i know it?

what if i refused to confirm or deny my blindness, leaving Ame to wonder of its cause?

what if low blood sugar causes bad typing then i may have some serious disorder?

what if i go eat something just in case?

what if Ame is about as introverted as she is not perverted?

what if there's probably a better way to phrase that but i think the awkwardness of it makes it more humorous?

what if i've deluded myself to think it at all humorous?

what if i go do that eating thing...?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

i beg your pardon
i never promised you a rose garden

 
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what if there's probably a better way to phrase that but i think the awkwardness of it makes it more humorous?



What if therein lies the method of half my What If's?

What if dinner's cooking but I had some apple juice and am noticing a remarkable improvement in my typing?

What if seriously?

What if it's mental?

What if everyone says "If?" in unison?

What if we're going to have organic pasta?

What if it is made from kamut?

What if I don't know, a grain?

What if my kids were just running through the kitchen with a toy bird, chasing the cat?

What if there's fire on the stove so I shooed them out with great vehemence?

What if it bordered on yelling at them?

What if it's a galley kitchen so they were inches from the burners and pots of hot substances?

What if maybe I should put the baby gate back up?

What if well for crying out loud?

What if my typing's starting to fade a little?

What if I go see if I can hurry dinner along?
 
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what if my dog bears the scar of a boiling-liquid-in-a-narrow-kitchen related accident?

what if your kids probably mind better than a spoiled malmute?

what if i sure hope so?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

i beg your pardon
i never promised you a rose garden

 
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What if they usually do, but today not so much?

What if I just mom-yelled?

What if they've been arguing with each other all freaking day?

What if I buy a treadmill and make them run it for an hour so they'll settle the heck down?

What if jiminy cricket!!?
 
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What if also, poor doggy Frown ?
 
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What if i just had a cheese sandwich?

What if i actually have to leave the house today?

What if, for several hours?

What if i hope this thread survives without me?

What if, i have to leavein about 15 mins?

What if i won't be back till after lunch?

What if Jess goes potty every time she needs to while we are out?

What if she does she might geta reward, so she knows she is doing well?

What if this will be the ultimate challenge, because she forgets she needs to go when there are other kids around?

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What if Salem always laughs at me for listening to my songs as i d/l em?

What if this has come in handy several times, to cancel them, because of quality, missing bits, or just unusual crap while listening (which i just canceled one due to the fact it had an ear pearcing scratch mid song?

What if I am trying to use up my left over d/l before my moth ends at the end of today?

What if i know that sounds stupid, but it will probably be the last time i will have left over, since i used another server too for 3/4 of this month, that had unlimtied d/l

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What if good luck, Jess Smile ?

What if I gave my kids lots of potty rewards?

What if my daughter has one coming for finally tying her shoes?

What if zoom gets a new computer soon (or whatever would fix the problem) so she can use the stealth edit?

What if we have like 15 mintutes to edit as much as we want without it saying "edited by" at the bottom?

What if it's cool?

What if I'm embarrassed to say how often I use it?

What if no I'm not, but it's a lot of times?

What if kamut is very high in fiber?

What if it's a lot like eating sand, but more pleasant?

What if alfredo sauce helps?

What if I'll make them take their showers or baths, maybe that'll do it?
 
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What if.. shoop shoop?

What if i am downloading cher songs?

What if i am trying to get enough songs together to make my mummy a cd?

What if i need to think of more songs from musicals?

what if i already have stuff from cats, fiddler on the roof and jesus christ superstar, for her

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What if Sunrise, Sunset makes me cry?

What if seriously, there's sobbing?

What if I mostly just like happy musical numbers?
 
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What if I well surpass Ame's post total while she's away?
 
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What if typos don't bother me?

What if people realise this by how many mistakes my posts have?

What if i only edit if i knew i made a mistake, i don't proff read before i post?

What if Jess can count to 30?

What if Jess can do wooden jigsaw puzzles (you know the type that a shape fits in a hole, not the adult type), anyways, she can do em faster than 2 5 yr olds that live behind us?

What if that's because she is jessica: child evil genius jr

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What if you only have 10 or so to catch up?

What if by the time i come back you;re up to 1000 posts?

What if i think up another song to d/l?

What if i leave 2 songs d/l at once, just for the heck of it?

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What if Neopets games are using 99% of my processor now?

What if I checked it in task manager?

What if it makes everything really really slow?

What if I hope it's because of their new changes and not my computer?
 
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"What if people realise this by how many mistakes my posts have?"

What if I realized it by "before my moth ends at the end of today"?

What if Ame needs a new moth?

What if heh?

What if I had to edit this so it made some kind of sense?
 
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What if we have ants every summer?

What if we put out a poison bait thing and it takes care of them in a week or so?

What if this year we have some kind of demon ants?

What if they will not go away?

What if fortunately they're not in the kitchen?

What if every day I see at least half a dozen in my bathroom?

What if I don't see what they'd want in the bathroom?

What if there are no throat lozenges to be found?
 
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What if I don't recall laughing at you for listening as you download?

What if you said that because I probably said 'lol' after it?

What if I'm never usually laughing when I type 'lol' it's just become a force of habit?

What if I'm usually laughing though when I type 'LOL' or 'LMAO'?

What if lol?

What if I'm downloading the film clip for Bring Me To Life?

What if the first one I downloaded was a windows media file and it was bad quality?

What if I'm downloading an mpeg now?

What if I keep finding Buffy/Spike music videos to Bring Me To Life?

What if Madogis will probably get that Buffy movie reference, Jubilee?

What if all I remember of that movie is that song at the beginning, Buffy asking her watcher if he has any gum, Luke Perry, and, because Madogis reminded me a while ago, the principal handing out detention slips to the dead ones?

What if I remember other sketchy details, but there's no point telling them?

 
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