We found this little place in Westphalia and were delighted to find that it's not too far from Lemgo--the hometown of Ulrich and Axel.




Burg Schwalenberg

It's only 2, 200, 000 USD. and they throw in the zoo for free. With 15 bedrooms we could allow Scrollers to stay--for a price. Castles take a lot of maintenance after all. *g*


I've got 50 bucks, if I stop driving. And eating.

Anybody else?

Other castles we should consider?

Oooh, I'll be in on that

I can tend to the grounds ^_^

I would love to help with interior design!

YAY, people offering to help.

I'll be the one ewho gets Lucy and Renee to stay for 2 weeks once a year.

Anyone else from the show is Ok too

Nora has put her hands up to be the local whore :P

I will donate my Xena collection so that we can set up a Xena museum in the castle and charge people to view it.

We should be able to raise at LEAST 35 cents from the takings.

PS. They can VIEW the collection, they just can't TOUCH the collection.

need a chef...?

Wouldn't that be awesome?? Getting all our collections together? We would need at least two big rooms. See? I'm already decorating!

Two chefs! That way Zoom can tend bar also. [b]lila[b/], will you be our philanthropic coodinator?

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Originally posted by Boomhauer:
Two chefs! That way Zoom can tend bar also.

oooh. yes. my one true calling....

Hey, Germany is home to zoom's very special Breakfast of Champions. *g*

And yes, there's a restaurant attached to this thing, so chefs and bartenders are a must. *s*

I think by the time everyone gets their collections all nicely organised, with pretty collumns and things to set them on, we could use up half a wing..

so we could charge $2 entry fee... and then make the exit of the xena museum go through the xena souvenir shop.

We need creative ppl to make some cool xena tapestries.. some artists to paint soem xena paintings.

anyone a blacksmith? so we can make our own chakrams.

Ok chefs... we need a menu

Breakfast, lunch and dinner.

soups, salads, deserts, the whole works

all xenaized.

we need a name for the castle too, i really don't like Burg Schwalenberg

Salem could be a gabrielle double... just whack him in a gabby outfit, and give him some sais.

You're just jealous because I look so good

Though I'm quite happy to suddenly spring out from behind corners and start singing at visitors.

Ooh, there's an idea, Maddie and I can just roam the halls singing songs from The Bitter Suite. We're damn good and you know it

I've heard them sing Bitter Suite too

I'll donate my Xena collection too but like Argy-Viewing only-no touching! And I used to be a nurse before my disability so I could be the "castle nurse"! WXF

There has to be a media room. Suitable for gaming and Xena viewing. Nothing less than wide screen.

Dear, dear me... *puts glasses in place, and grabs the grey cardigan* It looks to me that your looking for the librarian... No castle can be without a library and a librarian, can it?

I'll donate my collection of books, mostly fantasy, comics and biographys. I'll tend to it myself, if I can get a little corner to live in.

Oh, btw. There actually is a swedish castle for sale as well.. Castle Sjöskum

Swedish Castle! can anyone say franchise? hehehe

screw the widescreen, i'm setting up a screening room in the castle with full sized movie theatre screen, and surround sound, so good, when you hear rustling in the bushes, you would think it's happening behind you.

Every Castle needs a particularly hideous gargoyle & Im presently un-employed....

whaddya mean presently?


hehe, we could stick you on one side of the castle gates and, maybe xc on the other?

not that i know what he looks like, but we're running short on older male scrollers

(older meaning over 25-30)

wondering if anyone would notice if i painted the outside of the castle.. over the bricks... pink.

I would.

No pink. We'd have to buy Mad King Ludwig's castle for that.

I could be the Dungeon Mistress, right? Cuz every decent castle must have a dungeon.

do NOT paint the castle pink!

i'm working on the menues....

The kitchen/dining area has to be tavern style.

How about casting purple lights on the outside walls of the castle?