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Originally posted by Salem:
Oooh, I'll be in on that

I can tend to the grounds ^_^

And you can reach things on high shelves.

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Originally posted by Boomhauer:
Two chefs! That way [b]Zoom can tend bar also. lila[b/], will you be our philanthropic coodinator?

Is that code for cheerleeader? Or something else? Cause I think Nora already has dibs on "castle whore".

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Originally posted by Hope-Ful:

I'll be the one ewho gets Lucy and Renee to stay for 2 weeks once a year.

Anyone else from the show is Ok too

I can help with the latter as well.

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Originally posted by Drusilla:
Yeah, I can only agree on that!

*starts to carry loads of kinky books to castle*

hehe...it was only a matter of time that the library would have an adult section. There's got to be a special fan fic section!

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Originally posted by lila997:
Is that code for cheerleeader? Or something else? Cause I think Nora already has dibs on "castle whore".

you know lila997, i don't think we have a designated castle fashion coordinator either. i'll be needing something that goes with cargo shorts...

Any advice on how to get dragon blood out of velvet?

I'm going to be the castle grouch. An important and much needed position. Ain't nobody grumpier than me. It's about time I got paid for it.



My job description will be...being crabby, snarky, snippety, grumbly, sarcastic, grouchy, pissy, etc.,etc.

I can see it now...there's a tour coming through and I'm standing there grumbling and complaining about all these damn tourists and the guide says "Oh don't mind her, that's just our castle grouch Sara. Move along now, move along. No, don't stick your hand out, you won't get it back."

SNAP bitches.

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Originally posted by Anita Cocktail:

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Originally posted by lila997:
Is that code for cheerleeader? Or something else? Cause I think Nora already has dibs on "castle whore".

you know lila997, i don't think we have a designated castle fashion coordinator either. i'll be needing something that goes with cargo shorts...

I am ALL over that! Head cheerleader and fashionista!
And no worries, zoom, tiaras go with cargo shorts. Tiaras go with everything.
Ahem, there WILL be tiaras in this castle, right? RIGHT??!?

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Originally posted by lila997:
Tiaras go with everything.

Which is a good thing as that will appease zoom's *dainty* factor.

yes. and i shall wear my dainty tiara while i stake you out in front of the castle as a warning to other smart mouthed Latina wenches...

This is where we wait till she's asleep....put the tiara on her head and take pictures....oh, damn...did I say that out loud??

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Originally posted by XenaFairy3:

quote:

Originally posted by Drusilla:
Yeah, I can only agree on that!

*starts to carry loads of kinky books to castle*

hehe...it was only a matter of time that the library would have an adult section. There's got to be a special fan fic section!

One adult section? Please... This is the library with only kinky stuff! *grin* And of course a fanfic section with printed fanfics for everyones enjoyment. OK... Maybe a little corner with history and comics to... *grin*

So I think we're doing pretty good here. Let me see if I have this right?

Salem can tend to the lawn and high shelves.

Ame will paint things pink. Preferably NOT Salem or Jess.

Zoom will cook and tend bar.

Moonie will be the librarian/whiskey maker.

xc will be in charge of all digging and taking care of Lady Connelly's... eh hmm... needs.

Argy will be the one to head up the gaming, crowd control and Xena collections.

Nora and Jubs - y'all are in charge of, let's just say pleasure.

Brucy will sit atop the castle and will only be allowed to move at night.

WXF will be the castle nurse.

lila will be the fashion coordinator/fund raiser.

XenaFairy can be in charge of adult entertainment.

and Sara can be the castle smart ass/pain in the ass.

Tam could be in charge of body art.

Okay help me here folks, I know I've left people out!

duh...just yourself.

Shawn is co-chef & mechanic

hey i showed someone at work where lake pontchartrain and new orleans are using my LA tattoo

Actually, I kind of saw myself as CEO of the operation. *s*

Which I suppose does involve a bit of whoring.

Does this mean I'm in charge of Nora and Jubs??

Firstly, I am not a whore.

Secondly, this:

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Originally posted by kaTrina blows:
hey i showed someone at work where lake pontchartrain and new orleans are using my LA tattoo

is hilarious and provides a beautiful image.

Coworker Where is lake pontchatrain?
Tam Oh -(lifts up shirt sleeve and points to a spot on tatoo) right here.
Coworker Oh, uh...and New Orleans?
Tam (pointing to another location) Right there, see?


I want a tatoo...

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Originally posted by XenaFairy3:
Does this mean I'm in charge of Nora and Jubs??

Eep!!!

X marks the spot matey

I would love to get one of Texas and mark all the special places.

How many tatts you got now, Tam?

Jubs if you want a tatt get one. I love mine to death. You can always have it removed if you get sick of it.

I love all my tatts! I want to get one of Ares next-just gotta come up with the dinars! WXF

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Originally posted by Argeaux:
How many tatts you got now, Tam?

8 (yes brucy 8)

Don't forget, Maddie and I are also going to be roaming the hallways singing.

Whether everyone likes it or not -_-

Just as long as I hear a little Joxer the Mighty and Dancin' in the Moonlight every once in a while, I'm a happy little Xenite. That is if you take requests.

I'll do the singing, but I refuse to wear Jace's outfit

Maddie can wear that. I'm sure she wouldn't mind

*goes to organize some back up dancers*