Ooo, can I also be the castle mechanic?

And we must brew our own Ale and make our own wine! We'll have to purchase some stock to begins with, but that's understandable.

Ame, so help me... you will paint NO part of this castle pink!

fuschia... maybe.

I only said i'll paint it pink cause people had stopped replying, and i had to bump it some how without actually saying bump


Castle mechanic sounds cool, maybe we can get some mechanical horses and stuff for people to ride.

And we can do archery, and chakram throwing, and staff throwing in the river tournaments

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Originally posted by Pikachu:
Castle mechanic sounds cool, maybe we can get some mechanical horses...people to ride.

they're called motorcycles....

I can still be the librarian, right? AND make whiskey in the basement??? A castle without its own wiskey is not a castle... *grin*

The MoonSHINE librarian. Don't think we could have it any other way.

i'll contribute to digging the moat & building the drawbridge. But only if i get to be known as Baron von xc and i get a hidden room behind one of the bookcases where Baroness von Connelly and i can reside.

Plus, i can conduct expierements in the castle laboratory. Maybe l'il tiki will be my Igor and we'll build a wankerstein monster to storm the nearby village! Yeee-haw!

Hey, can I be a side show?

Announcer: Behold! They call her Argy! The one who cannot age. She has been posting on the Scrolls for nigh on five years, yet they still refer to her as a "newbie"!

Crowd: Oooooooooo.

Announcer: Step right this way! Observe the Medusa-like hair-snakes growing right out of her scalp! Who will be the first to dare to touch them!

Crowd: *look nervously at each other*

Announcer: She does not speak in a human tongue, but utters all manner of strange sounds like LOL and POON. Come one, come all and hear for yourselves!

OMG....I almost hacked up a lung!

LOL!!!

Interior designer at your service!

Sweet!...Two heads are always better than one!

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Hehe, at first, i had to re-read your post, i thought you meant jess's curls, for the side show act, and you were just the ring master..LOL

But then, i knew you meant your dreads.

Everyone's plans sounds good and dandy

Baron von xc or what everyone calls him when he's not around.. the hunchback of xc :P, nah just kidding.. i need the moat wide enough so people can see jess staring at them from inside the castle.

That'll scare away people who don't really deserve to stay in a castle so special.

We need someone who is fulla hot air, and could be a glass blower, and make whisky bottles in the shapes of chakrams and stuff for moonshade's moonshine (it's got a ring to it eh?)

I've got about $3.50 I can put in toward buying a castle, and that's with an understanding that I am going to be the castle tour guide. I really want to be the tour guide. Being perky and telling people things has always made me happy.

As long as I can kick the people who annoy me. We're not really worried about good customer service, are we?

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Originally posted by Jubs:
As long as I can kick the people who annoy me. We're not really worried about good customer service, are we?

Of course not. That's why we went to Germany. *s*

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Originally posted by Hope-Ful:
Baron von xc or what everyone calls him when he's not around.. the hunchback of xc :P, nah just kidding.. i need the moat wide enough so people can see jess staring at them from inside the castle.

i suppose ppl can mistake me as a hunchback but it's just the bodies of dead neighbors that i carry on my back to feed the gators & crocs that'll be living in the moat. bwahahahaha!

Moonshade's Moonshine... Yeah, that does have a good ring to it!

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Originally posted by Smirk Morgan:

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Originally posted by Jubs:
As long as I can kick the people who annoy me. We're not really worried about good customer service, are we?

Of course not. That's why we went to Germany. *s*

I don't know why, but when i read what Nora wrote, i almost spat my drink out through my nose

I didn't see the bit about glass blowing.
While I'm not full of as much hot air as, say, Brucy, I do enjoy glass.
I'll blow things.

Ah, it's good to have Jubs back

She's so naughty.

I like that in a Jubie Jubie Ju Ju Bean.

Hahahaha

Now, now people!...What kinda castle is this??...

Sounds like heaven to me.

Me too!

Yeah, I can only agree on that!

*starts to carry loads of kinky books to castle*