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what if i just about busted a gut laughing a few minutes ago? what if i had just told le of the new band The Poons (or it is just Poon...?) as we drove into the Texicalli Grill for burgers, waffle fries & shakes? what if we sat in a booth behind a local rock critic and a couple other well known South Ausitn music types, one of which was Danny, the owner of the establishment? what if at one point Danny said that he wanted to get an all-girl country band together and call them Poon Twang? what if Dr. Pepper shake came out of my nose? what if Poon Twang is the off-shoot band that results from the inevtiable break-up over intellectual (*snicker*) property ownership of The Poons musical catalog? what if later in the conversation i made the obervation that Brooks and Dunn were the C&W Sigfreid and Roy? what if i think i got Danny back for the DP shake incident with that one...? WHAT WOULD XENA DO?  are you sitting on the soap? sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...' | |||
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What if you thunked up The Greatest 'What If' Ever- Capable of Curing Diseases, Feeding the Hungry, Ending Wars and Other Stuffage but then you blinked and forgot what you were gonna post? | |||
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What if okay, so the whole "Poon Twang" thing made me laugh? What if but there's no way in hell I'd ever be in a country girl group? What if I'd rather hang myself first? What if and it's The Poons? What if psh, whatever, I'm going to end up with our musicial catalog, it was my idea? What if and if that slut of an ex-band member wants to fight over it, bring it on?  What if cause I ain't scared, ex-lawyer or no? What if lol, we haven't even played one gig yet and already we're fighting over musical rights? What if sweet? ____________________________  I <3 4 foot 11, blonde, operatic wonders from Oklahoma. There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH  |
What if the lack of what ifs is dissapointing? What if i don't especially feel like what iffing either? ********************************* | |||
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What if the sweater DID look brown when I got back home? What if it was the cheapo wal-mart lightbulbs I've been using? What if I laugh at the idea of anyone referring to anything we do as intellectal property? What if we haven't written a song neither? What if one half of this tempestuous duo doesn't know jack about any instrument with strings anyway? What if I do have a great country song title though? What if "Give a Man Enough Rope (and Don't You Know the Dope Will Hang Himself With It)"? What if I found a used baritone at the music store today for a mere $750? What if I wonder if they'll do a rent to own plan? What if--cause, it's like a student horn? What if I think of Sara everytime I look at our ensemble's music? What if because the publisher is Harold Gore of Denton, Texas? What if Ame needs some inspiration? What if we all comment on her Aussie Hottie status for the rest of this page?  | |||
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Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if Russell Coight is on tonight?  What if it should be fun? What if I'm drinking bourbon? What if I blame everyone at the scrolls for this nasty habit I seem to be developing? What if it's amazing how slow Mario Kart seems after playing F-Zero GX? What if I look forward to the next time Maddie is around, so she can play it?  What if the light bulb cover plate thingo from my ceiling fan fell off last night? What if, well, early this morning? What if it smashed all over the floor? What if I could have died!? What if, well, it only would have hit my legs, but it didn't? What if still, I could have gotten a bad cut?  What if I only really pick up on how annoying Mirna is when I read the TWoP recaps? What if, just watching by myself, I never pick up on how annoying she is? What if laser tag would have been nicer than paintball? What if at least that way my delicate features wouldn't be bruised? What if now I've reminded myself of the place in QLD where we used to go and play laser tag? What if it was all dark and maze like? What if this one time there was another family there, and the father was scary? What if he kept popping up wherever you'd go? >.< What if maybe I'll actually be like Britney in Daria and surprise everyone with my military tactics? What if at one point I cartwheel onto the scene and kick the gun out of the enemies hand? What if only time will tell what kind of fighter I will be? What if *flash to the future where Salem is paintballing. He promptly trips over his own feet and ends up shooting himself in the chest*? What if damn? What if also, most of my sisters fiance's friends are a part of the State Emergency Service, so they're all probably trained in dozens of armed combat techniques? What if double damn? What if I just toss the gun aside and pick up a stick and use it like a staff? ____________________  | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
What if Salem needs to visit Salem so he can be burned like a witch, for not commenting on my hot status? What if I am plowing through s7 of Buffy now, since i have been watching it ep for ep, s4 through to s7. What if i am up to the ep where Anya kills those frat boys, about episode 5 of s7 i think? What if after i finish Buffy i plan on watching s4 though to 6 of Xena (lesser seen seasons) What if then i'll watch Angel 1 through to 4, since 5 isn;t on dvd yet? What if, this is due to the lack of tv shows i watch at the moment? What if only 2 eps of friends left, then i have nothing to watch till charmed comes back on? What if Salem is getting so big (well he is actually), what with the working, and the clowing his credit, and his drinking? What if jess found some plaster/cermaicy sort of paint we have, and proceeded to paint her face and neck (mainly) with it? What if she told me she thought it was sun screen? What if i KNOW she knew what it was? What if i took a picture? What if, well the paint WAS white? What if i post the pic, when i can get off my ass to upload it? What if only 3 weeks till Jessica's jazz ballet concert? What if next weekend we have photos in costume? What if the following week, there is a full dress rehersal? What if busy busy? ********************************* | |||
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quote: what if...oh jesus ?what if *i've* already commented on the hotness of ame, even though it really does go without saying  ?what if i've had a busy busy scrolless weekend? what if i went to a blues festival at the place where i used to live on saturday? what if i scored free entry, a free t-shirt, and a free hat ?what if i don't remember any of it though except that i thought i smelt something like otto's jacket, and then i spent the rest of the time watching the trees "dancing to the music" o.O? what if then i went to a thai restaurant with my mum and sister, and i think i was slightly drunk when the bill arrived? what if i was supposed to pay, but couldn't remember my pin number  ?what if it's ok though, i recalled it just in time to save us all from a night of dish-washin' ? what if today i went to a christening? what if we were 45mins late and the first ones to leave? what if classy ?what if, in all fairness, the reception WAS being held in a house of death? what if my mother and i both sense it? what if i also think i may have seens a ghost? what if i was very glad to be out of there, not that it was a scarey place, just...depressingly creepy? what if, on the upside, i ate a fantale and the wrapper was about johnny depp ?what if, what are the freakin' odds??? what if the car overheated on the way home? what if it was an easy fix though and we were on our way? what if, but then i came home to more death? what if a baby bush turkey had come off second best to my killer cat ?what if bad cat! BAD! CAT!!? what if, oh but it's so cute and fuzzy wuzzy? what if mum has a theory that the cat doesn't know that it's killing things - things just suddenly stop moving while she's in the middle of playing with them ?what if i'd like to believe that, i really would? what if i'm SO tired!? what it too many things happening in too few days ?what if, and now, to top it aaaall off - i'm hungry!!>.<? what if also, i think my nose got burnt yesterday from being in the sun? what if weird...? ~what if oh, i forgot to mention - i used a futuristic toilet cubical that cleaned itself after every use? ~what if it had an automatic door and i felt that once i opened it from the inside, the world i knew would be gone and i would step out into a futuristic wonderworld? ~what if i didn't though - i just went back to the car? ~what if, the end. o.o? ~~what if p.s., salem's a bitch (look forward to THAT, offline-boy!!) ...*appologises immediately* - i shouldn't have smelt that wine ?--------------------------------------  | |||
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What if those long posts in the what-if-thread is astonishing? What if I wanna know how you all do it? What if it is sunday and Angel is on tonight? What if swedish television just started to air that series? What if they just air at 00:30 in the middle of the night? What if I think that is idiotic? What if the leaders of that channel is idiots? What if I think that is true? What if they send Xena at 02:30...? What if I am very glad I own a VCR? | |||
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| Scroll Guardian |
What if I am friends with evil? What if no seriously, they're all here to tempt me and encourage me to do bad bad things? What if okay so it's not that hard but still? What if I'm trying to be good but I'm quickly getting to the point where it's just not worth it? What if subject change? What if tomorrow I'm going to try and get as far as I can in F A B L E? What if we'll see how far I get? What if I ordered vols 1 - 5 of the InuYasha manga last night? What if cause my obsession knows NO bounds? What if some guy is selling all 20 volumes for $50.00 on ebay? What if but they're in Japanese? What if GODDAMNIT, why did I never learn to speak and read japanese?  What if that may not stop me though? What if Christmas is cancelled and I'm only buying gifts for myself? What if sweet? ____________________________ I <3 4 foot 11, blonde, operatic wonders from Oklahoma. There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if hehe, sorry for deserting you Maddie? What if your comment made me laugh and breifly made me feel like I went back in time? What if I'm about to order things from that place? What if but I don;t know what size shirts? What if yes, shirts? What if I was showing my mother the one I want and she said she liked this other shirt featuring Bun-Bun, which I also liked? What if so I decided I'd get both, and will get a Bun-Bun beanie toy as well? What if the Bun-Bun shirt sounds like it would be all cute, but he has his evil eyes and is holding a switchblade? What if anyway...what size shirts would I get? What if they have from Small to 4XL? What if I'm usually a large BUT that Gabrielle shirt CorXy and Argy got me was large and it's kinda small? What if BUT BUT the Eskimo Joes shirt Nora sent me is an XL and it's kinda big on me? What if kinda really big? What if I'm at a loss at what to do? What if maybe the Large ones are larger than the Gabrielle large ones? What if heeelp? ____________________ | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if, well it's too late now, I've ordered large shirts? What if I'm sure someone will come running in advizing against it, but it's far far too late now? ____________________ | |||
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| Besotted Scroller |
what if no help for you? what if slept in till THREE PM!!? what if that's just nuts? what if i had psycho nightmares too ?what if, but i went to bed at 11!? what if i;m so confused right now ?what if people keep being astonished by the long what ifs - these are just a normal size - you people haven't SEEN long? what if my head feels wierd and kinda achy? what if eh? what if i coulda sworn i had more to say than this, but i guess i don't? what if oh, yeah - i just discovered yesterday that firefly was on 7 at 12.30 on a tuesday night? what if i'm sure everyone already had this information, but there you go anyway? what if i'm going out again tomorrow? what if there's no one to take me where i need to go, so i'll either have to figure out the bus time table or walk for about 5 miles? what if drag ?-------------------------------------- | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if I wonder if Maddie got to see the slightly different Home & Away credits? What if she probably won't be happy that Dan has been lumped with Scott? What if on the plus side Josie is only with Jesse now, so the picture is slightly more close up? What if no more goofy grin though? ____________________ | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
What if i can;t even remember what i was gunna what if about, cause it took AGES to load.  What if i watched Neighbours tonight, and i dont like that woman with the neck brace? ********************************* | |||
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| Besotted Scroller |
what if i did see the new credits? what if dan and scott made me go "yeah, it's all right..i guess"? what if i'm not sure if they have any connection to each other though...yet ?what if i distinctly remember dan's character bio saying that he didn't surf, and yet he's pictured in a wetsuit with a board (i think) o.O? what if it would have made more sense to leave dan where he was and throw scott in with the rest of the hunters? what if, except for robbie, but he's practically a hyde anyway ?what if jesse and josie are cute though ?what if dan could have been lumped with dalby for no good reason ?what if, that is, if dalby was in the credits ?what if *cries*? what if tash broke up with robbie? what if the door is open kimmy, just walk on through ?what if ok, so it's all a scam, but kimmy don't know that, do he? what if he could casually make a move and no one could tell him he's wrong? what if, and then of course, robbie wouldn't be able to resist his advances and...hehhh ?what if i should really stop what iffing now? -------------------------------------- | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if come back Maddie, come back! *clapping in front of Maddie's face* ____________________ | |||
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What if it's time that Ame, Besotted and I had another Xena fest? What if I'm planning to make sangria, for the next one? What if it's not half so potent as the stolli bollis that were the undoing of Besotted? What if I still have the list of lesser watched episodes that we chose, for our last fest? ~~~~~~~~~~  | |||
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quote: What if Salem made me snort? What if it's flooding down in Texas? What if all the telephone lines are down? What if we are having our Thanksgiving lunch tomorrow? What if I'm thinking about pulling a Bobby Hill and protesting Thanksgiving? What if except for the food ?What if we watched Joan of Arcadia at our scroller gathyering in New England? What if I had never seen said show? What if I cried? What if A LOT? What if they told me it's not always sad? What if, that's okay it was still a really good show? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>  | |||
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What if I am really digging Argeaux's race around Greece sig pic assortment? | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
What if, sorry about last night guys, nigpond bit the big one for a while, so i gave up. What if i am hoping to bump into Argy real soon, but we never seem to be on at the same time? What if, next week mick will be in singapore? ********************************* | |||
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Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if our water suddenly wouldn't drain so we had Roto-Rooter in this evening to fix it? What if $200 later it drains but we apparently have a broken pipe somewhere under the front yard? What if they're coming back tomorrow to do a video thing? What if after that it's $1000-3000 for the back-hoe, sod replacement, cement repair, etc.? What if @$%^$&^%*&@#@#^&*^%*%@##%#&&^*%^#? | |||
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What if I'm wondering what happened to Maddie as well? What if she disappeared around the same time as Ame? What if she is yet to return though? What if perhaps she is on big pond as well? What if I wish I had my shirts and beanie toy? What if they probably won't get here until next year? What if it sucks about Heitie's drain problems? What if maybe she will win some money? What if I hope Josie decides to dye her hair blonde? What if oh yeah, it's survivor time? What if I've missed the firt few minutes? What if we're already so many episodes in and I don't know anyones name? What if Sharon Strzelecki is on Rove tonight! ____________________ | |||
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| Besotted Scroller |
what if maddie is indeed on bigpond ?what if those rat-bastards made me think it was somthing *i'd* done, which (having struck a recently exposed nerve) left me in tears for half the night? what if i had a shower in the dark to re-focus my senses? what if i then watched two tv shows about death? what if it bucked my spirits up tremendously ?what if i'm thinking of limiting my internet time to an hour a night, just to give my parents one less thing to whine about? what if they always find some way to make everything my fault, no matter what? what if it will most likely be the hour between 8.30 and 9.30 from now on? what if, that's assuming that the f***ing internet decides to co-operate (f***ing internet)? what if salem signed back in - the system works...for now? what if, on a lighter note, i helped paint a mural at a friend's house today? what if it was a good chance to catch up? what if i painted a griffin and a panther? what if everyone was saying that the griffin should have a long lost daughter, even though i told them he was gay? what if go figure? -------------------------------------- | |||
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