McKillin, don't even start
your rhyming just ain't worth a fart
you're wasting my time
thinking "trash" & "ass" rhyme
you're breaking Clan Limerick's heart

i wonder just how it can be
that this thread could be new to xc
how could all its incarnations
avoid his participations
seems like we've been limming for eternity

yep i limmed long ago in threads of yore
dissing on gabris, that was such fun galore
then there came my 14 month alien abduction
was i on Mars or on Petticoat Junction?
musta forgot what the "heeeey" thread stood for

well i'm bored as hell dontcha know?
where did all the good tv shows go ?
is it so much a crime
to spend all-a my time
watching h&a, idol and rove?

While racing around ancient Indhickiana
i wore a psychedelic lookin' bandana
i drank lots & lots of eggnog gatorade
Saw Jennifer Connelly lyin' nude in the shade
Lost de race by slippin on the peel of a banana!

some think 3 nekkid Gabbies will thrill ya
sled rides down a hill might just spill ya
with cold meds my head's spinning
and my sanity's thinning
so if you want a better lim i'll hafta bill ya

hear my rhyme, come one and all,
'bout my disease-ed bladder of gall
when things look grim
of course i must lim
anyone know a surgeon on call?

regardless what you might surmise
the river did not cause my demise
my computer just died
so time i did bide
with Buffy reruns, now there's a surprise.