maddie is far too mature
to partake in this verbal manure
while that was a bit cold
it's quite hard to scold
and remain so polite and demure

i just realised that zoomie said "duel"
and for that i shall take her to school
*shuffles yu-gi-oh deck
to teach some respect*
feel the wrath of my red-eyes you fool!!

so it's maturity you feign
while my duel challenge you deign
one thing i make clear
no Japanese card games here
the weapons will wicked rhymes remain

A rose is a rose is a rose
and I'd like a dozen of those
But some friends aren't quite friends
When one the truth often bends
And the trust account has suddenly froze

if zoom is not willing to play
then i'll put my card deck away
and continue to lim
though the task may be grim
'cause there's not much else lef t to say

there's always something to say
when at limericks we play
don't keep mum
the rhymes will come
don't let thought get in the way

i'm feeling particularly crappy
but rhyming might make me more happy
i think i'm too sick
it's not doing the trick
i'm not a festivious chappy

Madogis, i'm sorry you ail
have you gone all pasty and pale?
hope you're not terribly sick
and recover right quick
i hear Aussie are really quite frail

I got bits of iPod today
And learnt that more are on the way
When they all get here soon
They'll be playing my tune
So what I will say then is "Yay!"

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Seems Maddie is in need of a name
She is joining the limmering fame
Talking in rhyme
Can sometimes be sublime
She'll just never ever be the same

Bloody hell, where've I been?
I've been out and about, round the spin
Don't ask what I mean
Cause haven't you seen
I'm ten feet away from the looney bin.

lol, beats the hell outta me.

im slowly going insane
it's like "what if" all over again
i'm in need of a new name?
what the... ame?
i think you're loosing the weight off your brain o.O

No no Maddie you don't get it
So don't try and start shit
All us limmers have a name
It comes with the limming game
For me, Ame McHaggis is it

I wish I could be a limmer too,
But I'll never be a part of the crew
I plot and I think,
But in the end I just stink
Not literally, just at most lims I do.

I'm posting to get this to show
On top of the page, don't you know
Instead of being skilled,
I fear I have killed
This thread with one steady blow

It's Maggie McFungus I fear
Unless someone else has an idea
That just goes to show
Choosing names to bestow
Should take place when exhaustion ain't here

so i hear there's a new one among us
someone name of Maddie McFungus
i won't tell a fib
she'd terribly glib
already many great lims has she sung us

It's MAGGIE not MADDY I said
That sounded so good in my head
She's Mad on the Scrolls
But for limerick roles
'Tis Maggie -- or I'll kill ya dead!

so sorry i misread your "Maggie"
in the morning my brain can be saggy
an apology's due
it sounds better, tis true
if i were you i might get kinda braggy

It may be Maggie don't like her name
Which really would be such a shame
She has plum run away,
Wish she'd come back to play
She's so good at this limerick game

Speaking of limericks, zoom
Has your brain found a small bit of room
To read what I sent?
Or are you hell bent
On keeping me in email doom?

i must express regret
your email i didn't get
i didn't go 'round the bend
please send them again
our date with destiny to set

zoom there's a PM for you
With lots of cool formatting -- true!
But do not forget
(or you'll fill with regret)
To change all the UBB code and put Word formatting in the email before you send it, or it will look really dumb to the Whoosh! editors *phew!*

of procrastination i won't be aquitted
and to laziness i'm quite committed
but time i've not wasted
it's all cut & pasted
and to Whoosh! our Xena lims are submitted

i'm not calling all you lim Clan-ers weinies
or creating some soap-box rant scenies
all i'm really doing
is setting up for my viewing
a line of four main page blue meanies