That guy with the "droll, bearded" face
Should hang his head - he's a disgrace!
His acting is bad
The whole show is so sad
I just want to flick to Cold Case!

what if "maggie mcfungus" returned
with the rhymes for which all of you yearned?
would i be welcomed back in
to this chattering din
or are there lessons that need to be learned?

it would seem that ive ruined your fun
since my post not a lim has been spun
in the xena lim thread
things look all but dead
dear god, what in hades have i done??

okay sister just simmer down
don't dog us for not being 'round
some of us have lives
a few others have wives
and one other is a murderous clown

obviously Madogis can lim
to not notice would be quite dim
so don't just screw it
get back to it
now your "what if..."s i need to go skim

oh good, i just feared i'd caused trouble
by infiltrating the limmerick bubble
drew told me your ways
no one posts here for days
which i guess means i'll have to post double

something here seems askew
is there a Scroller new?
who's speaking of "our ways"
we must be in a daze
cuz who the %$*# is "drew"?

it's dangerously close to idol
so i don't have much time to dawdle
i know that don't rhyme
but damn it! no time!>.<
is "drew" all that much of a..hurdle o.o?

I just washed my hair in the shower
it now has the smell of a flower
this is not a fright
the smell does delight
and gives me an increase in power

I need to go wash my hair too
So I can smell nice, just like Drew
I've been tidying my place
That is a disgrace
'Coz my kitchen is almost done - phew!

peter krause is sadly no brother
to leo the white-lighter lover
though i hoped he would be
i am sorry to see
there's no linkage from one to the other

the birth of some terms is a puzzle
like "no wuckas" or "woozel wuzzle"
but "no f***in' worries
becomes "no wuckin' furries"
so case one is as closed as a muzzle

what is this mysterious storm
that breaks with our ususal norm
will it be a fun journey
this ancient Greexe tourney
and will we play it in limerick form?

a hero of mine is Popeye
an affable sea-faring guy
he eats spinach not spam
he yam what he yam
mess with Olive & get one in the eye!

i must say the race makes me curious
though the concept at first might seem spurious
i simply must know
what the heck is the go??
if i don't find i'll soon i'll be furious!

Ah the race, yes, the race, yes, the race
Some might think it is one big disgrace
To use old fashioned tricks
Such as posting some pics
Just to keep mystery in this place

it's early, the sun's not yet up
i'm getting odd looks from my pup
though i'm none too perky
i'm off to bake turkey
upon which office workers will sup

the Thanksgiving table is set
a finer feast you'll never get
delivered in a flash
for your office bash
who cares if the delivery girl got wet?

it's raining like a mutha right now
but you won't find me having a cow
i rarely complain
when it starts to rain
weather won't put a scowl on my brow

(unless it's 110 in the shade and hasn't rained for a month...then i get kinda crabby. )

Bloody hell I hate to lim
My rhymes are so corny, it's a sin
See, there's proof
My verse is a spoof
I'm bored waiting for the monitor to shuffle in

man that last one was really quite lame
what's happened to McKillin's fame?
her rhymes were so slim
it was barely a lim
she's brought the whole clan into shame

Good ol' Argy McBargy is back
To give Miss McKillin a smack
Better listen up, girly
You rhyme like Liz Hurley
When her poor brain is strung out on crack

Now hold on a damn minute here
Before you bitches start to sneer
McKillin talks no trash
Just starts kickin' some ass
Better starting runnin' from fear.

how's come i just discovered this thread?
now i's found it, 'ere yun's filled with dread?
what if xc posts stoopid stuff here?
why not put poison in xc's root beer?
Why is it that-bwhahaha xc's already braindead!