this will never do
the posts here are too few
come on get funky
i'm feelin' spunky
and up for a lim'rick or two

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well the limming has been undone
to the grocery store i must run
given the choice of cooking or mowing
i decided to buy food i'd be going
someting good for dinner's better than yard fun

Now Zoom is at the coming of age
Twas good she started a new page
A birthday in May
Is like a roll in the hay
You May people should be locked in a cage

i hope i've come of age by now
i'm older than Aunt Lottie's cow
but those who know me
know age won't slow me
these old joints will keep bending somehow....

never in all my recollection
have i seen such a limerick collection
such a present belated
has ne'er been equated
the most insightful of gift selection

how amusing the last post should follow
Ame's b'day wish (which wasn't hollow)
because today i got
from another Aussie sot
a b'day treat & things most pleasant to swallow

There was a young Scroller called Amee
Whose words could knock you out -- KABLAMY!!
Everything would go wrong
If she Scrolled for too long
'Cause her palms would get all moist and clammy

i come home to find something de-lish
could it be a new lim to relish?
and no one can blame
a poem honoring Ame
the Orignal Hot Aussie Dish

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I admit that I have been remiss
And so all I can offer is this
A new rhyme by me
So ol' zoom can see
That limericks fill me with bliss

Before I tear this place asunder
Where are our Xena lim'ricks, I wonder?
Has zoomy forgot
To send Whoosh! our first lot?
And will she soon fix up this blunder?

Everyone's been afflicted by my disease
Not the kind where you sniffle and sneeze
The kind where you scroll
And your comp desk is full of cups and bowls
Maybe we should find a cure, anyone? Please?

God...that was bad. LOL

My name is Argy and I'm here
So that all of you may laugh and sneer
I too have Scrollio
It is catching, you know
You'll have it soon too, don't you fear!

ah Argy, you doubt me in err'
the Xena lims are already there
the last time i checked 'em
they said to expect 'em
October's when they'll hit the air

i was quietly waiting til they appeared so i could surprise everyone--almost made it...

What if i haven't been here in a while
I can't believe i just did that in what if style
It was an accident i plee
Seriously, what iffng is getting to me
It's making my mouth taste like bile

I am curious about Zoomie's last post
The time and the date is the most
The eleventh and eleven:eleven
I wonder if she was also eating devon
Only 12 months till she is is on Australia's east coast

wow==what a good eye has our Ame
the post date and the time were the same
such coincidence
quite rarely makes sense
especially on a date of such sad fame.

I only just thought it was 11th 11:11 on MY time..LOL

which is why you probably didn't notice it before...hehe

smacks self in the head.

Do not smack yourself in the head
Be nice to your good self instead
Your brains will fall out
Which will make us all shout
And then you will fall over dead

looks like some chains must need yankin'
or else there's gonna be spankin'
this thread is a yawn
there's nix going on
i suspect all the limmers are wankin'

if you found that last limerick blue
it's not i that am punishment due
that lim'rick book from Ms. McB
has inspired me
and naughty lims are now all i can do

you've wondering, if you are like me
if at Whoosh! our Xena lims we'll ever see
when i asked of their status
"soon..." was all they sent at us
so keep looking...how long can it be?

I see, now that zoom has a bike,
There's a quote in her sig that I like
It hails from the Boss
And no doubt he'd be cross
If it was ever used to sell Nike

great songs used in ads make me scream
and some ad exec i want to ream
i feel an anger profound
when i hear The Who's sound
in a commercial or CSI theme

Now you've got me started, you see
I HATE CSI, passionately
It is kinda, sorta
The poor man's Law and Order
CSI: the worst show on TV

i too cannot stand CSI
and that droll, bearded lead actor guy
with ridicuous premise
the show is the lamest
so unbelievable i want to cry