OK I'm on a roll here
Must post something stange and queer
My mother thinks I'm straight
Won't accept my lesbian fate
This is much too silly I fear

All I really want is an avatar by my name
So it is Argy you all must blame
Frequent posting has never been my goal
But without my avatar I'm a wannabe soul
Suffer each reader until I complete my aim

Something is obviously wrong
I'm stuck on 13 posts for so long
Why doesn't each lim count as one more
I'm posting silliness galore
Do you think these words come to me like a favorite song

What is up with this sh*t
I'm about to pitch a big old fit
It said 13 and now 14 I read
This thread needs to get up to speed
OK better yet I'll just quit

le:
sports radio offers insight and does fill us
with many facts and post-game analysis
i wasn't just a drunken slob
twisting on your radio knob
so what you talkin' 'bout, Willis?

having an avatar is no great boast
just get yourself busy and post
catch a rhyme and start limming
like a cliff-diving lemming
and then pick out the one you like most

it's play-off time in the NFL
(that's American football--i think it's swell)
my Tennessee Titans
put up mighty fightin's
and are sure to give the Pittsburgh Steelers some hell

I'm having a limerick urge
I can feel my talenting surge
At the scrolls on this day
Won't have it any other way
Time to make Salem lim, so he'll purge

My sore eyes are feeling so tired
My poor brain is not at all wired
It's time for my bed
My fingers feel dead
And my strength feels like it has been fired

I AM the SubTexas Ox-y-Moron extraordinaire
I can't count or rhyme with much flair
Occasionally my words make sense
More often than not they prove I'm dense
Avatar, avatar it is thee for which I care

I too yearn for an avatar
I've posted both near and far
No pic have I got
Not even a spot
Ah Hell, get me a drink from the bar!

So I'm up to twenty three
And look what it's gotten me
No cute little photo
To go with my motto
And my writing is ever so catchy

Now both Shawn and le have tried
To get their post total multiplied
But it's hard to converse
When it must be in verse
And margaritas have left you tongue-tied

My team has always been Houston
Even when they left for a new town
They have a new name
Line up almost the same
I think they're SuperBowl boun'

[ January 07, 2003, 06:11 PM: Message edited by: Shawn ]

For my Titans there's nothing but cheers
The Steelers, they'll get the jeers
Cuz that so called 'Bus'
Well, he kinda sucks
And they ain't got no Freak ya hears!

[ January 07, 2003, 06:16 PM: Message edited by: Shawn ]

We've had a few too many close calls
Really more than I'd like to recalls
But if we miss by a yard
Don't you dare say a ward
Cuz you're head will be the first to falls

That's kinda my Irish one

[ January 07, 2003, 06:22 PM: Message edited by: Shawn ]

Okay I'm up to 27

and WTF is "Flood Protection"?

Flood control is when you post too much
In a short time limit and such
You have 60 seconds to wait
For your posting fate
Isn't that a kick in the crutch

When too many messages from SubTexans appear
The bulletin board says to itself, "Now that's queer"
There be trolls, it is sure
Though your motives were pure
Now post when you hear the all clear

Flood control is on these Scrolls
To stop mass posts done here by trolls
If you wait just a bit
Before you hit "Submit"
Y'all will not be flustered souls

ooh--such a speed rhyming stud
the Scrolls had to control your lim flood
just one thing--don't get irate--
your Irish lim sounded more like pirate
but that don't mean i thought your poem was a dud.

Looks like my limming foe is ahead of me
Her rhymes of football smack of glee
What is it with women and football
The picked a team even before they could crawl
Go Titans! Super Bowl Champs 2003

My nephew celebrated his 14th year
He is six feet tall and such a dear
He likes music I can't understand
He knows movies directors like the back of his hand
He is growing up too fast I fear

Have I mentioned my mother is a psycho
And my brother could be a Branch Davidian from Waco
One sister that is a freak
Another sister that makes my life complete
And a spouse that fits in just so