not long ago i got an idea
that made me exclaim "Mama mia!"
if you help me finish limming S2
i'll share my small brainstorm with you
a plan we all may gain some small fame via

If you are stuck on a ship
On the ocean, just a blip
Remember, do
Poor Cecrops' crew
And how he gave his curse the slip

I haven't felt like limming of late
Canasta has been my main bait
Playing game after game
Gwtting my rating higher for fame
Well not really but the feeling is starting to abate.

Now i have a faster comp playng is so much quicker, and it's become a novelty again.. But i have been posting.. (see numerous game threads)..
Maybe if we do s3 cause it's my fav season i'll have the urge to purge limericks..LOL

BTW Nora has a Clan name now.

Shamus O'Okie-McKatz

*G*

Anyone got a good one for Shawn?
Also anyone else who's bee frequenting not got one too?

Oh, please, pleeeeasse... *bouncing up and down and clapping*..., can I be Uliaràn O'Germàn?

Oh... sorry... forgot to limmer.

There once was a man from Germany
who at last could see the necessity
so he signed a card of consent
for his ID to be bent
towards an Irish identity


The O'Xenatizer

[ May 17, 2003, 11:21 AM: Message edited by: The Xenatizer ]

In matters of love a mile is as good as a miss
Especially when the arrows are drawn by little Bliss
Joxer becomes Gabby's squeeze
Xena's love Draco tries to freeze
Seems like an awful lot of trouble for a kiss

Season the second has come at last to an end
My ferverent hope is our rhymes did not offend
But please let's try a new schtick
Of episodic constraints I am sick
To any new idea, let us our ears lend

I declare you..
Stuffy O'Tittle

Ully bouncing is rather funny
Seeing him so happy and sunny
Acting like any normal person would
Proving he's not made of wood
And should be flushed down a dunny

a Clan Limerick name for Ooof?
not to do it would sure be a goof
i hereby bestow on her
Patty O'Furniture
all hail Stuffy & Patty--raise the roof!!

So Patty O'Furniture I'll be
I'll do the name proud, you'll see
Fighting off the Adirondacks!
With wicker I'll make attacks!
No flimsy plastic for me

gone without a trace
made this a lesser place
i wanna know
where did she go
where the hell is Stace???

[ May 21, 2003, 11:07 PM: Message edited by: old school ]

I do declare, Mistress McOoof
You must be swigging 500 proof
Your words, though they rhyme,
Go from ridiculous to sublime
Is there a fire on your roof?

Patty O--what confusion you spawn
with your furnishings of yard and of lawn
they do not understand, but mock
while you in your hammock rock
and drink Mojitos til your senses are gone

okay, i might grumble a bit
but i won't stomp around in a fit
i guess you can see
we lost what we'd done of S3
at this rate we'll never make it to Sacrifice's lava pit

[ June 05, 2003, 11:01 PM: Message edited by: Sister CatherineCallisto of NoMercy ]

Had anyone done a lim but me?
Of the illustious season 3
I have it in my history log
When talking to 'Zoom eating hog
When she ran off to do a wee

Xena as mad as a cut snake
And Ares as always on the take
Trying to prove the furies about her mum
That she cut up Xena's daddy for fun
And the village saw mad Xena nake-d

yes Ame i'd wriiten one too
right after i got back from the loo
but as i recall
it wasn't good at all
so maybe losing it wasn't such a bad thing to do

[ June 06, 2003, 06:47 AM: Message edited by: Sister CatherineCallisto of NoMercy ]

just let it be heard loud & clear
limming S3 didn't start here
you can see it was Ame
so ol' zoom you musn't flame
cuz she was off somewhere drinking a beer

a really bad case of deja vu
gives Xena time to figure what to do
there's lots of subtext, dontcha know
and a wicked chakram throw
and everyone survived their funerals, whew!

(that was decidedly better than my last one...)

[ June 06, 2003, 07:06 AM: Message edited by: Sister CatherineCallisto of NoMercy ]

what the bloody hell?
did this thread fall down a well?
i think it'll survive it
with me here to revive it
so cancel please the death knell

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

riding shotgun down the avalanche...

I come here and what do I see?
zoom on a lone limerick spree
Well look out, here I come
To help her write some
One a day is enough, though, for me

~~~~~~~~~~

I’m not so sure that the term refers to an amicable argument; in my experience argy-bargies are often not only heated discussions but also rather bad-tempered ones, amounting to a spat or minor quarrel. But then, the term is mainly a British or old Commonwealth one, not that well known in the US, and easily misunderstood out of context.

this lim won't be deep, wise or sage
or reenacted some day on the stage
it's just one small thing i'm doing
or else i'll keep stewing
til the Harry Potter poem's off the main page

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

scratch my nose, will ya...?

I so want to write a verse that's clever
but I continue my mind from my body to sever
Though one job is done
I'm still not having fun
With this pathetic rhyming endeavor





"You grow up the day you have your first real laugh, at yourself."

Ethel Barrymore

i'm not so much a bleeder as a clotter
even when i have a cold in my snotter
this mad little rhyme
is here just in time
to usurp that epic about Harry Potter

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

scratch my nose, will ya...?

Oh, return to whenst thou camest, vile Potter
Even without a zoom I see that you're a rotter
Smile as much as you like
We'll still have your guts on a pike
or - if you like - your head on a platter



The Xenatizer