He's so young yet so tall
Will he play sports next fall
Guess an aunt can pray
That one that day
The boy will choose football

Our big boy ain't much of a jock
Not real competitive like the rest of our flock
He plays for the social benefits sports brings
You know, helps with the girls and spring flings
While his aunt dreams of football oh, what a crock

I'm limming at lunch
I'm limming a bunch
I've just about got my words to rhyme
But my meter seems to be alittle out of time
Limming alot packs a powerful punch

Shawn beat me to the avatar I see
lordy lordy how can it be
Just last week she was an "idiot" in rage
This week she is on a limming craze
Mercy Mercy have mercy on me

Now before your panties get up your crack
I don't think you are an "idiot" I take it back
It is all about posting
Just to do alittle avatar boasting
Now how many posts put me on the avatar track

One last before I go away
I just want to say
Limming away your day is fun
If my employer knew he would get his gun
As not much work is going on here today

Not to worry my dear lesbianerector
My mental state is no longer a factor
For the in-laws have gone
And I'm one happy Shawn
I no longer have to be a good actor!

I made you an avatar

Seriously, here's one each for you and 'Zoom

Thought you might like them.
Morning in the Chisos


and a Big Bend sky

Wierd. I must be too predictable. I had been looking for a Big Bend shot. I wrote the address to a few and was planning on figuring out how that all works with my little helper at home. Thanks!!!

Hey! Follow the theme of this thread
Or you new limmers might wind up dead
ONLY lims, or you're toast
And but one lim per post
Can you get those rules through your thick head?!

Those Avatars will get distorted
They are not sized right, as they oughtered
Forty eight pixels wide
And forty eight high
Will keep all your images sorted

Posting without limming, I didn't think they'd dare
We best make them run around in their underwear
Through Fan fic, general and subtext
Although them half nude there, won't make them vexed
Maybe we should charge a half nekkid toll fare

Well, that last lim went all wrong
Take a big sniff, it has a pong
I tried to rhyme, but had no rhythm
My heads all spinny, I'm in a dithum*
Maybe I never should have limmed today all along

*dithum- i couldn't think of a rhyme.. *G*

non-lim postng? now don't be a fool
you've broken our most cardinal rule
whatever you say
make it rhyme right away
or we'll send you to Limerick Thread School.

dear Ame, what gotten into you?
madeup words? is that what we do?
the opportunity was ample
to set a good example
for this avatar-lusting, new-limming crew

So sorry to invade your thread
Wasn’t aware that rules were said
Not to worry
I’m oh so sorry
I must be thick in the head

One quick thing before I go
You must understand I did not know
This rhyming stuff
Can be damn tough
But I put on a pretty good show

It must be time for a limming comp
If you skip a letter, your head i'll stomp
Start from the beginnging at the letter A
Then go through each one all the way
It will be a joyous romp

OK guys, the rules are.. A-Z no skipping letters. There has to be one word in anywhere in each line, that starts with the letter you are doing, real words, like nouns, verbs etc.. words like a, and, as just don't cut it.. *G*.. Have fun, cause i have another Lim Comp in mind after this one finishes.

I think I'll start this amazing dare
I'll give you all the Australian stare
I'll arouse your senses of the game
Great limming skills we will attain
Absolutely everyone, has to do their share.

Before I start I must do some thinking
I can’t begin unless I’m drinking
I’ll give it my best
Won’t belittle the quest
Because failure would surely be stinking

I piss on the countless rules
Constantly calling us fools
Need I remind you of other Poteidaia choices
And certain maddening voices
So back away you chastising ghouls

well dang it, this here looks like fun
i do like what Ame has begun
so don't think that i'm dissing
or doing some pissing
when i say "i can't wait 'til we're done!"

enough posts--i see you've both reached the par
ever since the New Scrolls your post counts did mar
in a lim writing elation
with energized participation
i see one of you even has a avatar as an avatar

In mornings the aroma of coffee fresh brewed
Makes me forget that I've had any nightmares crude
but fie, the taste I can't stand
No matter how fine the brand
My tastebuds and coffee remain in a feud