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Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if  ?What if that was all I had but it started a new page so I have to add something? What if my mind's a blank? What if I'm so happy Lila mentioned that the Friends finale's on dvd? What if that makes things easier all around, thanks again? What if I've rented The Last Samurai and it should be here tomorrow or Wednesday? What if ok, I think that's enough for a page starter? | |||
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what if i've posted my essays? what if *shuffles everyone into the fiction and poetry forum* - go read? what if i should have been in class 75 minutes ago? what if that seems like a very odd measurement of time? what if i'd better go now then? what if toodles - GO READ!!? what if o.o? --------------------------------------  | |||
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| <Brucy Grouses Again> |
What if tried to get IE Any# to go on this great old W95 computer Im using..??? WHat if scummy Microsoft wont allow ANy updates or browsers to be installed on this machine any more...??? what if I have IE 5 on a CD & it wont run on this...?? WHat if Microsoft is like the Bush Adminstration & they are the very best advwertisment as to WHY they need to go the way of the DODO. WHat if the Mozilla browser runms FIne on this EXCEPT when it goes to Microsoft...where in the morethan 10 months Ive been using it ..it gets its ONLY illegal operation Error.. & was shut down.. It has never EVER EVER happened with Mozilla at ANY other site or under ANY other circumstances..??? what if Microsoft sucks SO bad,, That I now think I will renew my promise to NEver ever go to XP.. When I have to move on from my Me OS I will go to Linux..  YaY !! feels good to just SAY IT!! | ||
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What if I tell Brucy if there is a Secret Xenatizer Conspiracy, neither Nora nor I know about it? What if we shall call it SXC from now on? What of I haven't heard from him since an almost 3 hr long literati game back in March? What if my c key was getting better but it seems to have worsened again? What if Jessie got her dancing uniform today? What if i wasn't gunna get it for a few weeks, but Mick's mum thought she'd get it for Jess for her birthday (just early)? What if yay, saves me the dollars? What if, i'll take a photo of her in it tomorrow and post it for all to see? What if she looks very cute in it? What if they have started learning the end of year concert dance? What if i am assuming they only learn a few moves at a time and then repeat it constantly until they know it? What if, since parents are only allowed to view classes on the last class of each term, i don't accctually get to see what she is doing, but i ask her what she has learnt? What if, in case i haven't mentioned she is doing Jazz Ballet? What if their routine is to 'ABC', by the Jackson 5? ********************************* | |||
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Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if I know all about the Xenatizer's whereabouts? What if I'll never tell!? What if aaahahahaoo*falls into deep sleep*? What if, okay, I don't know anything, I just wanted attention? What if I've posted in the Survivor thread and the Post-Modern Labyrinth thread, so I've done my part? What if my posts get eaten overnight? What if I need to go post in Ame's thread? What if I need to go eat? What if I need to go? What if I need to? What if I need? What if I? What if? What if I? What if I need? What if I need to? What if I need to go? What if I need to go eat? What if I appologise for that? ____________________  | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if my daughter's guppy just died? What if she came in and said with a moderate panic "my fish is laying like this *tilts body* and he isn't waking up"? What if  ?What if I went to check and sure enough the snails were having a tasty lunch? What if I almost said "luncheon" for comedic effect but that feels inappropriate? What if Mr. Guppy was born in the big tank in the livingroom, but since we've discontinued all the tanks in the house but one fish bowl he had to live there or be flushed? What if he was kind of sickly to begin with but lived in the fish bowl with some tiny snails and a mermaid statue for many months? What if *sigh* he was a good fish? What if I brought her in here and we looked up which new fish would be best for her fish bowl? What if now she wants a betta? What if she feels torn because she likes girls better in general but the boy ones are prettier? What if I've advised her to just pick whichever she likes and not worry about whether it's a boy or girl? What if incidentally, the information we found tells us that goldfish are not good for fishbowls? What if they're hardy enough, but they produce much too much waste? What if ah, I see? What if her brother's fish bowl has been empty lo these many months (cat incident), so maybe he'll get a new betta as well? What if FYI, the best fish for bowls are bettas, white clouds, and guppies? What if also ghost shrimp, apparently, and you can put a couple of these in with a fish and it won't overcrowd? What if alrighty then? | |||
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what if fish-empty fishbowls make awesome turtle terrariums? what if the good thing about those little red-ear turtles is that they only grow to the space they're in, so small bowl...small turtle? what if my nephew has frogs? what if this is the second batch of frogs due to a terrible summertime dad-forgot-to-take-the-frogs-out-of-the-van-after-show-and-tell incident which spelled an untimely ending for the first 2 froggies...? what if other than the lack of resistance to Venus-like temperatures inside the average Texas car in June, the frog were quite hardy? what if and fun to watch eat? what if and cheap to feed as long as son or daughter doesn't mind harvesting the backyard of it's various crickets, grasshoppers, pillbugs etc?This message has been edited. Last edited by: zoom, WHAT WOULD XENA DO?  are you sitting on the soap? sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...' | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if I pass this information on to Paco Jr? What if I'm not thrilled about having bugs in the house, but otherwise it doesn't sound bad a'tall? | |||
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What if bloody hell, I hate TDHCA? What if and all their contractors who are coming out to visit properties? What if and on a day I wanted to take off too!? What if limey bastards, they knew, THEY KNEW!!!? What if calm Sar, calm? What if today has sucked again, work wise? What if I quit?  What if *sigh* I wish? What if okay, I must go finish working? What if laters? ____________________________  I <3 4 foot 11, blonde, operatic wonders from Oklahoma. There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness | |||
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What if I teach Sara to fake Chronic Fatigue Syndrome.. so she never hasta work Again...??? What if she decides YES she wants to be on disability & live in unfettered abject poverty fore the rest of Eternity like Meeeeeeee!!! WHat if Ame goes into Fight Club & Mercilessly Mocks & Taunts ALL american Scrollers for haveingthe biggest Idiot (outside of a mental Institution) as President..??? What if she usues my Politcal What If thread to perform this heroic quest...?? WHat if she continues this until we either vote out the retard... or run home to our mommas in ears & stuff..??? What if I sneak ANOTHER mention of Heitie in here to Prove shes ignoring my dopey What if replys..??? What if thats ok.....I would ignore me too iffin I could...???? What if both my cat & my daughter like my replacement vehicle ALOT better than I do...??? What if I wasnt 3months behind on my rent I would use the ca$h to buy something more to my Likin...???? What if Heite & Argy hate badly typed stuff nearly as much as they hate Germs & stuff..???? WHat if bad typin never Killed anybody..??? Ack what if that Statement is erroneous & it HAS Killed someone or sometwo..????  Why is it easier to fool the masses than it is to convince them that they have been fooled...? | |||
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| Scroll Tragic |
What if YES YES ..I do the Gollum dance at the end of LotR 3...Because...Windows95 TRIED to pull the Illegal Operation Error on Mozilla AGAIN when I posted the above reply & Mozilla outmanuvered the 'Corksoakers' * posted it Anyways..!!!?????!!! What if thats the biggest thrill I have had this month...????? What if I was planning to go to the other side of the country & find Bill Gates & throttle him till... Umm .. Nevermind..... What if but Now I dont Hafta..????? What if I would open champagne .. but I dont drink.... No, No, Precious... I dont!!!! WHat if my What Ifs .. just make Ame & all Yawn...????? What if Im not as talented a what iffer as Salem & madogis & some ....???? What if I sneak Heitie in here again...??? what if heehee heeeeeeee..??? What if I am a bit Insane today...????? | |||
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Warrior Scroller |
What if just today, Brucy?  What if my cat went outside and brought me a sprig of chicory? What if that can't taste very good to him but it beats bringing in animal corpses? What if my cat one time left cilantro in my bed? What if today my cat fished a roll of toilet paper out of the package and proceeded to unroll it all over the house? What if said cat is 17 and a half years old and I've never seen him play with toilet paper, kleenex, or paper towels? What if I wish I'd taken pictures? What if | |||
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| Besotted Scroller |
what if i'm trying to write a conclusion? what if opening the document would be a good start? what if i just made a coool 9 cents  ?what if i was afraid that the document wouldn't open? what if my presentation partner had my disk - my disk which has 3 of my assignments on it - for one night, and already it was broken? what if thankfully it seems to be repaired? what if i should write the conclusion and go play on msn? what if i think it's been a whole week now since i was there? what if i'm shocked and alarmed by that? what if watched "carrie" last night? what if i was genuinely surprised by it tiwce? what if i jumped once? what if those are pretty good statistics considering i'm so very desensitised to movies these days...and also the soundtrack was lame? what if i was actually more suspenseful about the camera angles than the plot twists? what if it's a sad and lonely existence? what if scott's not dead, but has anyone told robbie or kit O.o? what if it would be funny if matil' dies, a) because i don't like her, and b) because the ironing would be delicious ?what if robbie might cry again ?what if then i'd cry ?what if then my roommates would laugh ?what if they're such little troopers *cries*? what if, ok, conclusion...? -------------------------------------- | |||
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| <Ame> |
What if i am at work? What if i ducked in to what if, while the boss was upsatirs? What if mwahahaha | ||
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| Besotted Scroller |
what if yer a sneaky one ame ?what if i'm still not up to the conclusion? what if i wrote another paragraph instead? what if, but ok, NOW i'll write the conclusion? what if see? i almost have a sentence? what if...i'm never gonna get this done ?what if i wanna be on msn dammit!? what if patience my child, all in good time? -------------------------------------- | |||
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| Scroll Tragic |
quote: WHat if Im wondering if thats about being Insane.. or just not drinking today.. As in one day at a time..??? What if Hercky leaves me in Agonizing doubt until 'The Day After Tomorrow..?? What if that might be a bad name for a good movie...???? What if Verse Vice-uh..???? What if Ame chose to ignore me, Again....??? What if Heitie notices her Nom-de-scroll in my post this time-age..?? What if Linxi comes here & posts 20,0000 what ifs in less than 1 hour..???? What if Ulrichs been 'detained' by American military forces & is being forced to do unspeakable sex-type things alla the time...??? What if he comes back here & speaks about them...in his in-imitable way...??? What if Ame continues to outsmart All her bosses & then runs the place someday..???? What if I have no boss but Val..???Ok & the cat..??? WHat if there are now TOO many what if to suit the un-pleasable amethyst..?? | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if I'm not ignoring....who was that again? What if haaaa? wHut if know, know, theirs nothing rong wit baad tiping? What if ugh! dirty! *washes hands*? --what if now I hope BB knows I was teasing and that if I didn't edit my typing would look largely like the aforementioned teasing segment? --what if I don't know how people survived in the ribbon, carbon paper, and correction fluid days? --what if eeesh!? --what if today I hand wrote a list of what's wrong with a Subaru we're test driving and I had to write it three times? --what if I start keeping White Out in all the drawers in the house?This message has been edited. Last edited by: Fahrenheit, | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if my cat ate a mouse on my bed once? What if or...half a mouse? What if on the pillow, naturally? What if cats are suckers for luxury? What if she's dead these many years, though? What if the newer, modern cats stay indoors which cuts down on the halved mice, as well as the neighbors asking if that was our cat lying in the road? What if that last has never happened to us, thank goodness? What if my mother is coming tomorrow to give Heitie Jr. some birthday gifts? What if she informed me of this this evening? What if ah yes, so much notice? What if she'll just have to wade through the clutter and rubble on her own, cuz I ain't cleanin'? What if strangely, I'm noticing that if I were to clean it wouldn't be nearly as intensive as in years past? What if maybe it's that I have no toddlers? What if I...kind of miss toddlers? What if at Paco Jr.'s karate class this week a lady had her cute little 5 month-old with her? What if I wanted to just scoop him right up and blow on his tummy? What if he's the youngest of 4 boys who all look the same and are very polite, hand washing boys? What if it's like she has a whole little set? What if I'd better get some sleep since my mother will be here in 10 hours? What if *sigh*? | |||
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| Scroll Tragic |
What if I secretly LIKE to be teased ..?? what if *begs* Please dont tell Ame..????? What if my 15 year old cat...thinks going out& sleepin for hours in the car ..is equivalent to really being outside..?? What if thats good because shes probably way safer...Especially around here..??? What if this W95 set up is getting really dodgy...& I might have to find my antique copy of Nortons Crash Portector.. to make it a viable set-up...?? What if its sickening that Symantec can make windows run without crashing & Microsoft cant...??? What if norton's stopped fooling around with improving windows & made their cash by building a better Operating system...??? What if its the anti-virus program running thats boggling up windows..?? what if thats why I gave up on Anti-virus stuff ...maybe 4 years ago..??? What if YaY Heitie & stuff..??? Why is it easier to fool the masses than it is to convince them that they have been fooled...? | |||
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| Besotted Scroller |
what i need to mail things? what if apparently there's a mail strike on tomorrow? what if that complicates things? what if i have a conlusion now? what if it makes no kind of sense whatsoever? what if it'll do? what if i wonder if the post office is open till 5 today? what if bah, who cares? what if it's only salem ?what if it's his birthday soon don't ya know ?what if, if only i'd sent things on monday when i indended? what if now his presents will be late, even for his late birthday? what if i'm a horrible human being? what if, my point being...? what if i still think i should go home anyway? what if all the work i had planned - sucked away by useless conclusion writings? what if sleep and tv seems like the thing to do? what if maybe i should try to finish watching "spirited away"? what if it went for far too long to watch it all this morning? what if my shoulder hurts ?what if yes, home then? what if later? -------------------------------------- | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
What if i think Bruce is what iffing about me way to much? What if I ask Maddie what i should do with her Angel tapes and Tazoo's? What if i just remmebered i still have them? ********************************* | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
What if, i have to delete some of my pics in my homestead account, so i am going through them? What if, Bruce, do you still want this?  What if, i also found this?  which i made back in 2001..lolWhat if i had forgotten alot of these sigs/awards i am finding? ********************************* | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
What if also?  What if  What if i am only up to c, and i have already delelted about 20 pictures? What if, i'll have a heap - o - room, in no time? ********************************* | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
What if  What if the ones i am posting, i am not deleting at present, but if you don not need me to hold onto it, please tell em so i can trash it? What if ty? What if, one of my all time favs?  What if i never see this one used?  ********************************* | |||
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