What if heh, I'm a little squicked out now?

What if I realized today that voices I consider the sexiest are not necessarily my favorites?

What if Ella Fitzgerald is one of my favorites, but I don't consider her particularly sexy?

What if by contrast Mary Fahl charges my battery, but isn't necessarily a top favorite?

What if...weird?

What if I don't even know where Sophie B. Hawkins fits in there, so to speak?

What if oh, I forgot Amy Grant, off to edit (again)?

What if ..*wipes self off* Ewww I feel dirty too after that Spermfest at the bottom of that last page...!!??

What if after that disgusting display I have decided to keep my sperm to myself .. thank you very much...??

What if I try to ummm..rise to the occassion & change the subject..???

What if all I ever do is spin my wheels trying to get Anything, Any 1 thing .. done at all??? ever..???

What if Ok thats not a better subject..??

What if an evil fate may befall me if I dont get my self in gear..???

What if I LAFF at that Puny Evil fate..??

What if i told Salem last night, i was only logging off for a few mins last night, and never came back?

What if i am what iffing to apologise?

What if he'll be getting up for work shortly?

What if our lil boy has a job, sigh, makes me feel old?

What if i forgot to what if that Jessie started gymnastics yesterday?

What if, so now she does Jazz and Gym, she's a busy little girl?

What if she also does swimming as well , but that's more a learn to swim for safety, than to have fun, and be good at it..lol

What if I now have Coreldraw 9 on my comp, i might be able to start making sig pics again?

What if, i don;t know how to use it, so i gotta figure that bit out first?

What if yay I finally got all the yards mowed?

What if as an added bonus I got all the messy gutters atop the house cleaned out?

What if I hates gettin on the roof of the house as I have a fear of heights?

What if I told myself 'no music or being online, xc, unless you cleam dem dumb gutters!'?

What if that motivated me to get on the roof & clean the gutters?

What if afterwards the basement wall started leaking?

What if I build an ark & sail off from the basement & visit all the scrollers as I know where ya'll live cuz my CIA contact told me so?

What if I shows up at ya'll's homes unannounced & while you're at work/school/poolhall?

What if I visit...and I never leave?!?!

What if I am bored beyond bored?

What if I think I should get another job to help pass the time?

What if especially since my friends are all being idiots?

What if and my roomates are annoying the hell out of me?

What if I think it would be best if I'd just become a work-aholic and never have free time?

What if I could take the graveyard shift at walmart or something?

What if I got my CD, thanks Nora?

What if I'm listening to it now at work?

What if hehe, it helps the time pass?

What if and now I have something good to listen to on the airplane?

What if thanks for the second copy too N?

What if and now I shall soon send your sewing back to you?

What if I'm all packed and ready to go fly for the next 7 hours?

What if but eh, I got plenty of handisnacks, beef jerky, granola bars and fruit snacks so I should be okay?

What if okay, laters?

What if I'm glad Sara's CD got there in time for her trip?

What if her co-workers are disturbed by her music choices?

What if that just adds to the enjoyment?

What if <sob> Angel is over forever and ever?

What if I really loved that last scene?

What if I thought that was a ballsy way to go out?

What if I'm bummed I won't get a sixth season to see that the survivors survived?

What if <Sob>?

What if I'm not really spoiling anything so don't bitch at me?

What if other than my show ending forever last night I had a very good time?

What if I should apologize to Sara for not calling and telling her?

What if I almost bitched at Nora?

What if I jumped again when I thought I'd missed the last Angel but it's not on until tonight here?

What if I don't know if things are extra surprising lately or I'm just jumpy?

What if I dreamed last night that Paco got back with his (other) ex-wife and she wanted to have many babies with him and he totally caved?

What if aaaaaaaaaa! the horror!!?

What if it makes the actual gory nightmare I had not seem so bad?

What if I think I have a little crush on Jackie from That 70's Show?

What if Nora started her own musical group called The ____ ______?

What if zoomie found ______ on the mod forum floor and hid it in Ame's _______?

What if BruCy BraLess also posts under the scroller handle _______?

What if Heitie saw Sara _______ in Wal-mart but didn't realize that Sara was _______?

What if Argy found out that one of the TwinXenas once played ____ ______ on the tv show "______ _____ ______"?

What if Salem was found hiding _______ _____ in his sock drawer?

What if xc phoned GW Bush and told him he's a ___ ___ ___ _____ to which Bush replied, "You will be _____ _____ _____ when I's done with you xc!"

What if I forgot to mention scroller __________ in this 'what if' and they got all cranky and threw _____ _______ at me?

What if it's up to YOU to fill in the blanks cuz xc is too lazy & _____ to do it for you?

what if oh boy! Scroller what if Mad Libs!?

What if BruCy BraLess also posts under the scroller handle _______?

Ima Ratbag

Renee O Noccors

ROC (Real Old 'n Cranky)

Caught Crabs from Zoomy


What if xc phoned GW Bush and told him he's a squealing dung hill rat to which Bush replied, "You will be running for President when I's done with you xc!"



What if I forgot to mention scroller Dizzy in this 'what if' and they got all cranky and threw Xena Traders at me?

What if save a few for others..???

What if whenever its been warm here this spring its also Steamy..??

What if thats makin me into a Sweat hog..???

What if I go to yet another movie tonight..??

What if I hope Bush's Resolve starts to Dissolve?

What if republicans are starting to see theres a nut in charge..??

What if the reason Bush doesnt want to release any Oil fronm the national reserve is because he knows prices have been fixed to go Phenomenally high..??

What if Gasoline tops out at twice what it was under Clinton..???
What if people are too dopey to notice whats up with Gas, Oil & GWB...????

What if people actually using the airline systems pay for security insteada taxing all the rest of us ..??

What if I shoulda put this stuff in my own Fite Club what if..???

What if ... you cant make me..???

What if I was gone long enuff to go to a movie gas up & shop a bit..& NO ONE posted in Gen forum while I was gone..???!!!???

What if I got gas for *tada* $2.02 atr the cheapest non-reservation place I know...??
what if I passed $2.14 at one place..??

What if ,YES, for 87 octane regular unleaded..??

WHat if I blame GWB for alla this..??

What if its SOoo bad that Even Argy has taken to making a Mockery of the Commander & Thief..

or however its said..???

What if We USAers should maker Aregeaux an Honory American ...Except rite now thats more of an Insult than a Compliment...heehee???

What if Im just babblin in an attempt to make a mad power dive at post #400to snatch it away from Salem & all...before they even know it..???



What if I change the topic to help conceal my subtle ruse..??

What if...forget them ,, they dumped their movie specials for Summer..ALL summer

What if I was gonna link to a nifty theatre but .. Nuh uh..Not now .. No way..



What if theres another cool place but Im not gonna link to them Because they FORCED me to put Flash Player on my comp!?!
What if I DONT WANT ALOTTA CARP on MY COMPUTER!!!!

What if the Flash thingy distracted me so I missed most of Niteline..???

What if its ok because its about women in the military in Iraq..??
What if its not that I dont think women should be allowed to do as they please ... but some of them are single moms..??

What if thats Really thoughtlessly Stupid..in my Humble Opinion..??
What if I would NEVER get involved with a women who was/is/will be in the military or a Cop..??

What if thats just not what I want my chick to be doing..???

What if my distaste for the military is cause as I was turning 17 the Vietnam war was still in progress..???

What if I dont wanna go to some foreign country & kill people who are NO DANGER to America & Americans..??

What if all I wanna do is kill people I DO know who are spreadin too much .. umm Bad Karma around my immediate emnvirons..??

What if I ask XenacraZed to send better used weather & stuff..???

What if after I loaded the Flash M P.. I forgot to go to the Site..!??

What if I mention Ame in this post.. just Sneak her in there & pretend I didnt..??

What if she gets Great funnage outta ignorin me..??

What if I mail the Aussie upstairs to her ..SO she can spank him & send him HOME..??

What if jess has been getting into playing snap and memory?

What if so i bought her a pack of cards of her very own?

What if they have shrek 2 on the back?

What if when playing memory, we only put 10 or so pairs out, but we started with 4 pairs, so she is working her way up?

What if, and she's even won 2 games that we werent trying to lose..lol

What if I ignore Brucy some more?

What if i ask Brucy if he has any recent pics of himself for the scroller pic page as his old one doesnt fully load anymore?

What if its ALOTTA clickin on stuff to get at Any Info on FMP created web page..??

What if I need to think of more stuff to fill 13 (was it?) posts..???

What if theres a Show about Krakatoa on..??

What if Saint Elmo's fire..?? OOOoooOOOOOO????

What if AHA!! I told you it only loaded half way .. years ago..???

What if it loaded for you on your old comp because it was takin the pic out of your browser cache instead of DLing it..??

What if I dont have no newer pix..???

What if Ame has Never EVER believed a word I say..????
What if YAY for her ..I dont believe me neither..??

What if Ame takes the Precious 400th post from me ..???

What if she B-slapps me like the Girly man I am..???

What if Bruce is a royal pain in my ass?

What if Gabber WISHES she was a royal pain in my ass?

What if, i actually have a pain in my ass?

What if Boston Head Lettuce w Bleu Cheexe Dressing for mid-nite Snack..???

What if I miss Linxi & Ulrich rite now..??

What if the secret police have them both... in custody ofr Scrollin under the influence..??

What if those POH-Leece arent so secret any more..???Nyuk nyuk

What if this is post number 1?