What if I was pricing health insurance plans today?

What if it's all rather pricy?

What if I'm not sure that it's worth getting?

What if the $5, 000 deductible plan is still $71/month?

What if the $500 deductible plan is $226/month?

What if being a solo lawyer doesn't really help you find affordable insurance?

What if I think I'll keep looking?

What if a prospective client called to make an appointment this morning?

What of the PC is now 45 minutes late?

What if this has kept me from getting a bigger project started because I didn't want to be interrupted?

What if I need to bill me some hours?

What if I need to make this month's rent at least?

What if my goal for June is to break even?

What if at least for June's expenses vs. gross revenue?

What if Nora saying shes a lawyer & using the pirate's skull&crossbones as a post icon....is..mindboggling??

What if I cant un-boggle my mind even as of yet..??

what If I wish her luck with her new practice & finding Health Insurance .. which she probably could skip for a while at her age .. if shes healthy anyways..???

What if her landlord is like mine & if the rent falls behind 3 or 4 or 5 months .. he wont say too much..???

What if I just received flowers?

What if it surprised me because I never get flowers?

What if they were from two girls I had rented an apartment to?

What if they were just saying "Thank You"?

What if...it was a nice gesture and made my day slightly better?

What if hmm, interesting?

What if almost time to go home?

What if laters?

What if I never get used to 'who cares if'n'?

What if there is someone who cares if I never get used to 'who cares if'n'?

What if it's easier for me to 'what if' cuz there's only two words involved at the beginning?

What if who cares if I never get used to 'who cares if'n'?

What if for once I just shuddup?

What if behold me, for I am triumphant and have repaired my cable internet problem?

What if again, BEHOLD ME!!!? HAHA HA!

What if don't mind me, I'm feeling a supreme rush at having conquered the problem?

What if and I did it, all by myself?

What if GO SARA!?

What if yes, I'm egotistical, I never said I wasn't?

What if, lol, I've been singing Weezer songs in an Aussie accent that would make Ame & Argy proud?

What if sweet?

What if Sara helped xc with all his internet probs instead of phoning aol?

What if it's stormin' & I better get offline quick or else I might have a net connection problem?

What if there's no such thing as offline?

What if Microsoft gave birth to us all?

What if Microsoft has forgotten to update my system since they created me?

What if to be xenacrazed is to be so outdated that only aol is wacky enough to service me?

What if hearing that AOL is Servicing its customers makes Brucy prick up his ears..& stuff??

What if he wants tuh Change ISps RITE NOW..???!!!!???

What if Brucy changes the subject so people dont think he's channeling Alan or something..???

what if xenacrazed's ideas are intriguing to me and i wish to subscribe to his newsletter?

what if i should also get brucy's business card?

what if i want to change my name and sig and avatar?

what if all at once so no one knows it's me?

what if i'd want to change it to emmasi though, and that would just cause all kinds of confusion?

what if i therefore restrain myself?

what if i wanted to scream at wil anderson this morning for again implying that ian dickson had a mullet?

what if he had no such thing?

what if adam spencer inquired as to the whereabouts of jade gatt?

what if no one answered him or made any acknowledgement of the question being asked?

what if it seems highly suspicious to me?

what if i believe that a) adam was watching cartoons while he was supposed to be hosting his radio show with undivided attention, and having let it slip that he was infact watching cartoons, they had to quickly cover it up making it seem like nothing had been said....OR, b) something terrible has happened to jade, and they don't want anyone to know, henceforth when adam raised the question of jade's whereabouts, they had to pretend he'd said nothing so that no one would hear or seek the answer any further?

what if a) amuses me while b) fills me with a sort of terror?

what if i hope then that a) is the case...for jade's sake ?

what if my cousin had a baby?

what if i don't expect i'll have anything to do with it, seeing how i was informed via email, 2 weeks after the fact?

what if it's almost certainly for the best?

what if i went to my roommate's concert today?

what if she plays piano, quite well if i do say so myself?

what if she played "beautiful" and "i'll be there"?

what if i told her she was beautiful and that i would in fact be there ?

what if, and i was?

what if i i am having de ja vu?

what if it's taking everything in me not to write "...all over again", but that would just be silly?

what if there was no point to me imparting that information unto you?

what if at the risk of being widely unpopulat, i think that christian mythology and greek mythology are the same thing, they just don't know it yet?

what if i only base that theory loosely on the creation myths of both things?

what if...because i've been studying creation myths?

what if moving on now?

what if that boy should be online soon?

what if i use MY telepathic link to salem to call him out?

what if the force is strong in that one?

what if, as any viewer of starwars might imagine, i have no idea what i'm talking about?

what if i'd really like jedi to become an official religion in australia?

what if it alsmost happened once?

what if i've certainly added it to my ball of faiths?

what if i'd like to know what a 2nd world country is?

what if i'm not entirely convinced that australia isn't one?

what if i want to know what kind of crazy country doesn't believe in mars bars?

what if i'm not australian?

what if i don't believe in axel grease on toast?

what if i'm a creature of the world...america and japan (via america) at any rate?

what if i live with xenaphobic homophobic fantasy/sci-fi/animation hating freaks?

what if it's very unpleasant?

what if it's not fun being me?

what if i'm no sure that the "who cares if.." thread will get off the ground?

what if it's a little too depressing maybe?

what if i'd express som interest in a "who thinks..." thread?

what if "who thinks robbie and tash shouldn't have gotten back together? who thinks it was cute, but it still leaves kim a heartbroken wreck? who thinks jerry springer has lost his edge? who thinks 'reality' tv is dying?"?

what if it works well, but it doesn't really leave room for reply?

what if "who thinks i think that...also?" o.O?

what if i'm not sure anything could be as versatile and entertaining as the what if?

what if alot of bad things happen to trees, but worst of all, trees get chained to hippies?

what if this is the beginning of a random string of tripod song quotes?

what if "oh flipper, what am i gonna do? i'm in love with a girl and the girl's no longer you"?

what if "do you remember the time when we broke into the police station and tried to steal all the cops? that was a bad idea"..."come on guys, it wasn't that bad an idea. i think it might have worked if we'd ALL worn the catsuits and done backflips to avoid the lasers"?

what if o.O?

what if that's just about enough of that?

what if..................."she caught his eye.." "and returned it promptly. he was glad that she could catch it but they couldn't reattatch it - he was blinded for all time"?

what if, well now i've gone too far?

what if you should all go to www.3pod.com.au and buy everything you possibly can?

what if, nevermind that material is soemtime's lewd or disturbing, and mainly esoteric?

what if i learned that word from family guy - it means delicious ?

what if the audio commentary on one of the love song's is good: "the scene you're watching now is scod" (who is a tall geeky man with glasses, by the way) "standing on top of the empire state building in a bikini, we felt it didn't further the story so we cut that."?

what if you really do have to be there?

what if "rock eistedford" is one their best songs?

what if there's mention of wearing fluro bike shorts and a fur vest, and enhancing one's "jazz ballet rep"?

what if...well, i'm amusing myself anyway ( i expect everyone's tuned out by now)?

what if i wonder what inspired this colossal what if?

what if i'd better post it before i lose it, and then maybe do some work?

what if, well, i'll post this anyway?

what if ttfn?

What if stupid ABC?

What if they apparently haven't signed the contract for series 3 of Kath & Kim yet?

What if Channel 9 is apparently interested in buying the series?

What if Gina's husband is some sort of executive at Channel 9?

What if.. but Kath & Kim can't be on a commercial network!? >.<

What if it would be crazy if it had commercial breaks?

What if the episodes would probably go shorter?

What if and they probably wouldn't have as much freedom of speech or something maybe?

What if, sigh?

What if the newspaper today said that the 3rd series would go into pre-production next week?

What if Kath & Kim goes to every channel?

What if each week, the new episode is on a different channel and you have to decipher clues to find out what time and where?

What if that wouldn't be all that fun?

What if I just hope it stays on ABC?

What if I'm wondering if Kylie Minogue will appear as herself or a character?

What if I'm happy she will be on there, because she wanted it so much?

What if she is the link between Kath & Kim and The Vicar of Dibley?

What if, if she appears as herself that is?

What if I think I have successfully ignored all the recent what ifs in this thread, with my selfish ways?

what if Brucy Braless had a prick up his ear?

What if the above post is one of THE most bizarre 'What ifs' I can ever remember reading?

What if Sara's triumph reminds me of the time she killed the mouse by going all Xena on it?

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Originally posted by Renee O'Noccors:
what if _Brucy Braless_ had a prick up his ear?

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What if as Hard Up as he is .. Brucy dont GO that way...Nuh uh .. no Way..?????

What if <Smeagel voice> "No NOT! Never !!"


What if,the above notwithstanding,I am Kinda Eff-ed in the head..??

What if I just realised "One more time, for the dummies." as the subtitle of this thread ...applies to Meeee because I rarely posted in the other ones..???

What if Argy made this whole thread just 'specially for me..????

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Originally posted by Madogis:
what if xenacrazed's ideas are intriguing to me and i wish to subscribe to his newsletter?

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What if I have telemarketers ready to sell you my a subscription to my newsletter?

What if they also offer a "I'm A What-If'er At the Scrolls" t-shirt if you subscribe TODAY!?

What if you tell them you'll think about it but they keep callin' & callin' & callin'?

What if you get an unlisted number to keep the xc newsletter people from calling but they still find out your number and keep calling?

What if you told your mayor or police about the annoying calls from xc's newsletter company?

What if they said "we'll get right on it & stop 'em from calling, Madogis"?

What if they tell that to anyone who tells them about annoying calls from xc's newsletter business?

What if you went ahead and subscribed just to stop them from calling?

What if weeks- months- went by without any xc newsletter?

What if you posted on the scrolls, "hey xc, where's my fricken newsletter?"

What if I replied, "uh, I don't have a newsletter though I once passed out pamphlets for keeping file-peeing dogs out of Indhickiana"?

What if another scroller was selling phony subscriptions to a non-existant xc newletter?

What if that scroller were none other than ______________________!?!?

What if one of the mods just deleted the name of that crooked scroller?

What if that mod and that crooked scroller are working togather on this scam?

What if they're the same person!?!?

What if you really want the xc newsletter, ok, send $50 US bills to-
xc
Dead End Street
Nowheresville, IN.
47401

What if the first ish comes out in uh 2010?

What if there was a National DO NOT ANNOY list..???

What if it not only covered pesky phone calls .. but included just doing Stupid Sh.. umm stuff that was ANNOYING..anywhere anytime????

What if the ANNOYer had to pay rediculous over-compensation to the ANNOYed party..??

What if Id be in BIG trouble because alotta people get ANNOYed with the way I write/type &/or otherwise Express myself..???

What if I'm tops on the worldwide most annoying person list?

What if there was an annoying tornado warning earlier?

What if there was an annoying tornado spotted southeast of xc's home?

What if the Indy 500 fans get over-annoyed with all this stinky weather?

What if they'd move the Indy 500 to August when it's least likely to rain in Indhickiana cuz hell-ooooo Indy 500 officials it rains like mad in May!?!?

What if ...SOooooo grasshopper...xc is Still sending his tired old lousy used weather over here??
What if I ask Jubilee if I can have her much classier used weather instead..??


What if I do get it but it goes to xc first..????

What if I cause the earth to rotate in the opposite direction for a while then ...& We be the master & they get My used weather ..for a change..???

What if we see how THEY like it..???

WHat if I fixed maybe 15 typos in this before I posted it but its probably still not rite..???

What if Im up to 20 fixed typos now...??

What if that 1 was a really Tuff sentence & stuff..???

What if that last post was #327 .. what if THAT was a Very famous Chevy motor...???

What if no one cares if... it was or not....???

What if I cant WAIT for more Smirky perversion of all that is good & decent & honorable & stuff..??

what if hell is other people?

What if I had an e-mail today from the Australian Tourism Commission?

What if it's a sign from God?

What if it's more likely a sign from Mom who sends me links to contests for trips?

What if I wondered for a moment if Amethyst was dropping me hints?

What if then I realized that I don't think she knows that e-mail address?

What if cheap fare to Oz is in August?

What if I don't think I'll have sufficient funds for the cheap fare?

What if I just misspelled "fare"?

What if I spelled it "fair" before correcting it?

What if the only "fair" thing to worry about in August is registering for the Tulsa State Fair?

What if I don't know if I'll enter in anything this year?

What if it's so stupid to have to register in August when the fair isn't until the end of September/early October?

What if I didn't win any ribbons last year?

What if nobody in the class won any ribbons?

What if except for the third place ribbon?

What if it was kind chintzy of those bastards not to award ribbons considering the prize money is only a couple of bucks?

What if this is post number 600?

What if Nora is a ribbon whore?

What if Nora is happy to be any sort of whore?

What if i just wrapped 7 presents?

What if none for Jess?

What if so inclusing the ones i wrapped last night, i've wrapped like 15 presents in 1 day?

What if, well one 24 hr period?

What if one is for a party we is going to tomorrow?

What if the other 6 are for Jessie's nanny who's b'day party it is the day after tomorrow?

What if pics of the grandkiddies, so i wrapped em all seperate, so each kiddie can give nanny their photo?

What if, 5 kids, and a group photo shot?

What if 90 mins till Jess' party?

What if i hope she gets a good stash of presents?

What if i've seen two wrapped today, and they weren't too shabby in size?

What if hehehe?

What if, i'll post a couple of photos, cause y'all know i;m like that?

What if the party is at mcdonalds so i have no cleaning up to do?

What if undoubtably my parents will come back after the party?

What if as long as too many people don't?

What if that was the whole bloody reason i didn;t have it at home?

What if un-FREAKIN-believable!?

What if Angie is returning to Home & Away!!?

What if it's all thanks to her daughter going crazy and dreaming conversations with her??

What if Angie!!

What if, ahem, 4 day weekend, woohoo?

What if I hope Jess had a fun party at McDonalds?

What if it's my aunt's birthday today as well?

What if I feel like watching a movie?

What if I wonder what I should watch?

What if I'll probably go to bed early still tonight?

What if I was in bed before 9:30pm the other night?

What if 9:30!!?

What if Angie!?

what if the "Renee O'Noccors" name change started a chain reaction of perversion at the Scrolls?

what if i retire it, just in case?

What if it makes me happy that someone noticed I wasn't posting that much?

What if that makes me kind of shallow, or something?

What if I'm taking a little break?

What if I almost said "a wee break" and, while they can be one in the same, the latter would seem to lend the wrong image?

What if we're all one in the same?

What if we're one person with a raging personality disorder?

What if all the photographs of scroller meetings are just innocent bystanders asked to pose?

What if we, or should I say I, seem to stalk certain ones for a measure of consistency?

What if we're insidious?

What if I wonder which of us is the real and solitary scroller?

What if there are two of us and the other just doesn't know yet?

What if I had a bizarre dream last night?

What if Paco's business people were all meeting in the top of this giant oak tree?

What if John Kerry was one of his partners and apparently he and I didn't get along that well?

What if I discovered that the tree's trunk was largely hollow inside the bark and I went up to tell them?

What if John Kerry questioned me in a mocking tone to which I took exception?

What if I asked how stupid it would be of me to lie about something that they could check in two seconds?

What if again with the mocking?

What if it was a very frustrating dream, yet I'm still fascinated by the tree?

What if Paco and I were watching some rented Vicar of Dibley last night?

What if while he felt Kylie Minogue was hot, he had no idea who she was?

What if you never know who Paco's going to recognize?

--what if that's a tricky who/whom situation, so I'm editing with the less pretentious 'who'?

--what if next year the Top 40 is filled with tunes by The Less Pretentious Who?

--what if their mocking tone incites a musical civil war?

--what if it always comes down to the mocking?

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what if, as a majot fan of The WHo, i feel obligated topoint out that there is perhaps no less pretentious band in existence?

waht if in actuality, The Who themselves are only 50% in existence anymore?

what if, okay...i just bummed myself out more than i already was...?

What if that's why there'd be a war?

What if it just sounded like a band and I went with it?

What if the boy just asked for waffles instead of pasta for dinner and I told him no?

What if he kind of sniffed and walked out of my room and up to his?

What if they're careful not to do the overt storming off anymore, but they just can't help making some kind of statement?

What if I think they may be kind of spoiled, which is weird because we say no to them often?

What if on the one hand I would've been screamed at for storming of any kind, but on the other those really aren't the happiest of memories?

What if maybe that's the same hand?

What if that sounds maudlin, doesn't it?

What if eh, they're probably normal little kids?