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What if the Drug Addled morons livin upstairs (who are pissed off & think I treat them like Children)locked themselves out AGAIN & expected me to do something about it..?? What if I told em Im busy..& left..??? What if I wasnt supposed to because I decided I wasnt talkin to them..?? WHat if they just MOVE like they said they were goin to.??? Why is it easier to fool the masses than it is to convince them that they have been fooled...? | |||
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What if the late news was 45 minutes late on ABC because of some stupid sports thing..?? What if the concept that sports take precedence over news is why we are in a foolish & un-winnable war in Iraq..?? What if Bush drives gas prices up yet Again because of his stupid Jihad against Saddam..?? What if hanging chads.. bring us all to ruination..?? | |||
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What if Im GLAD heitie read my strange post..?? What if she deserves sparkly stars just for sloggin thru it..??? What if I really need a shave..?? Why is it easier to fool the masses than it is to convince them that they have been fooled...? | |||
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What if I need to do at LEAST 10 posts a day to keep ahead of my Bitch-Master Ame...?? What if its an Exceptional day if I have 10 things to type that are interesting enuff to merit such Tweet-mint..??? What if I miss Pweistess Weah..right now..??? Why is it easier to fool the masses than it is to convince them that they have been fooled...? | |||
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What if heitie Should NEVER EVER wait to post a What if..?? What if because GWB might caus the end of the World as we know it.... before she gets to post it..?? WHat if Cat people are the GREATEST..?? What if I fear Ame never was & never will be a Cat-people...??? | |||
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What if I always feel sorry for a donkey carrying some man whos nearly as big as the donkey is..?? What if I see animal abuse & wanna do something drastic..?? What if the internet gods think that if Salem posts too long as Salem.. he will have to be turned into a Were-cat..?? what if that means no more toilets fore him..?? what if he has to sniff out spots to bury his .. ummmm ....Leavings foreva.?? Why is it easier to fool the masses than it is to convince them that they have been fooled...? | |||
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What if I think allowin drug companies to advertize medicines on TV is a really bad idea..?? What if I DONT rant about this one but just make that comment & see what happens..?? Why is it easier to fool the masses than it is to convince them that they have been fooled...? | |||
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What if I need to drop my Sig Pic out of a few replys when I get on a roll because ,well, just because ,No..?? What if I just finish off this What if thread all by Myself tonite..?? What if only 160+ replys to go..?? | |||
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What if Ted Koppel does something about the bad hair(its GOTTA be a wig right?)thing he has had going on since I was a kid..?? What if sometimes ..Different IS good..??? What if enuff about Tv...Awready..?? Why is it easier to fool the masses than it is to convince them that they have been fooled...? | |||
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what if i only counted 5 bitches? what if argy, xc, me, heitie, blah blah? what if...wait...did sarah post? what if i have no time for these shennanigans - home and away is about to start? what if is ame counting herself yet?? what if eep! robbie!*runs in anticipation*? --------------------------------------  | |||
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what if, ok, i missed brucy? what if have no freakin' idea how that could have possibly happend o_o? -------------------------------------- | |||
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What if Maddie is spanking me, with a rooled up newspaper? What if i am thoroughly enjoying it? What if i have no idea how the heck you could miss Bruce? What if Slem wimped out from playing literati with us? What if because he is playing with Harry? What if, yay, day off work tomorrow? ********************************* | |||
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what if Ted Koppel and Donald Trump form the Bad Hair Club for Men? what if Richard Simmons isn't just their spokeperson, he's a charter member!? what if this is another American reference lost to the non-Am's? what if this in another TV commercial refernece lost to the nonTV watchers? what if their probably are no non-TV watchers here? what if cuz it all started from this TV show, see...? WHAT WOULD XENA DO?  are you sitting on the soap? sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...' | |||
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what if i know *of* these things through american tv? what if "I think i hate ted koppel!..no wait, i find him witty and amusing. goodnight."? what if "release the robotic richard simmons..."? what if "shake shake shake! shake shake shake!..."? what if i have no quotes about donald trump but i have a vague idea of what it is? what if i believe it has something to do with survivor? what if i know of bad hair? what if i know of ads? what if i piece all these varying elements together into something that may possibly look like whatever is being lost on litte non-Am me? what if i forget my troubles with a big bowl of peppermint ('cause i don't love strawberry) icecream  ?-------------------------------------- | |||
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what if "you're fired!"? what if they have the Hair Club for Men in Oz too? what if they don't and the latest anti-baldness technology there is that coloUred spray that "covers" the bald spots? what if baldness know no global bounds? what if bald is beautiful? WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap? sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...' | |||
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What if I go shave my head? What if that finally makes me beautiful? What if nothing makes me beautiful? What if I revel in the shock value? What if I shave my head, but only as part of a pact with Sara and Amethyst? What if they'd never go for it? What if they said they would, but lied to me? What if I now have to spend my days stalking them with the electric razor? What if I accidentally got Madogis instead? What if Slem just pointed and laughed? What if Madogis then had to turn him into a newt?  | |||
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What if Smirky Shaved my head bald & no one noticed any difference..?? What if Ulrich disappeared from the Scrolls because Smirky did this to him too..?? What if Smirky hates pink..??  | |||
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Madogis: what if i only counted 5 bitches? what if argy, xc, me, heitie, blah blah? /QUOTE] What if THIS caused me to fear my new name might be ...Blah Blah..??? What if Brucy Blah Blah would make people think Im all innocent & childlike..?? What if this might be a Devilshly clever scheme..?? Why is it easier to fool the masses than it is to convince them that they have been fooled...? | |||
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quote: What if this moves you up REAL HIGH on Brucy's list of Fave women ..?? What if because no one ever Misses meee..??  What if not even my Mom...tho she Politely says so..?? Why is it easier to fool the masses than it is to convince them that they have been fooled...? | |||
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What if my father's bald? What if he's had two heart attacks and keeps having scares? What if for the last scare he was at a ministers' thing and my mother's minister called my mother who called me who called all the hospitals to find which one had my father? What if then I got hold of his wife and she said "well how did you know he was here??"? What if she may or may not have meant it how it sounded? What if she always sounds exasperated? What if we saw Bald Eagles at the zoo the other day? What if as always, they're enormous and beautiful? | |||
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What if I actually feel guilty about always eleimaniting everyone elses name form the top five threads in General forum..?? What if not guilty enuff to stop..?? What if guilty just made me think of OJ Simpson..??? What if I wonder why hes still alive..??? What if I mean hed be a ripe target for a nutball who wanted to be famous wouldnt he..?? What ifIm NOT referrring to Myself for once..??? Why is it easier to fool the masses than it is to convince them that they have been fooled...? | |||
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What if I think we should all live as cave people for a short period? What if it'd teach us things? What if plus there's that open schedule factor that I love so much? What if no appointments other than 'whoop, someone should get some wood for the fire'? What if I'm not sure I'd want to eat rabbits and stuff, though? What if I'll eat plants and birds? What if we all make an effort to be very hygienic cave people? | |||
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What if I have 13 ..ok 14 posts on this page alone..?? What if Im glad heitie is here now..?? What if Im upset shes thinkin in such a down way right now..??? What if I do suggest .. just to cheer her up,that she make her next wildlife bath... in a pool near a small waterfalls with lots of bright flowers growing around it,surrounded by flitting butterflys,in the moonlight with the scent of blooming Lilacs in the Air..?? what if that was a truly long what if but I couldnt see a good way to break it up..?? Why is it easier to fool the masses than it is to convince them that they have been fooled...? | |||
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What if I didn't realize I was thinking in a downward fashion? What if I smile at Brucy because he's being so nice? What if ? | |||
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What if I keep falling behuind in my Replies to Heitie so its not too obvious what Im talkin about..?? What if also this browser seems to be remembering its NOT Windows95 compatible..?? What if its starting to play up on me..?? What if playing up is NOT a local expression around these parts.. but I like it alot anyways..?? | |||
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