What if after much struggling & rebooting I m back..???

What if I Also prefer this more pleasant & more normal Brucy..??

what if those people that ALL went to the other scrolls were Actually bothering me THAT much..??


WHat if I know I shouldnt allow Morons to effect me so much but I never have been able to handle unsolvable annoyances very well..??

WHat if it took over 2 years but Argy solved it for me..??
What if I think she might even remember/recognize a bit of original Brucy returning to me .. lately..??

What if the Above post was not Only the 850th What If .. but it was also my 500th post..??

What ifI was gonna do something special for my 500th .. but I guess saying Im back {in more ways than 1 }is quite sufficient..???

What if,oh no, breakfast at 4 PM..??

What if this is not good..??

What if I have miles to go before I sleep..& stuff??

What if Attn: Scrollers- Attn: Scrollers, xc is here- so everyone leave-quick!?

What if all the others are gone now & i didn't even have to put lean my smelly armpit against the comp?

What if- jeepers *reads last couple 'what if' pages'- what if BrucE had a diarrhea posting spell?

What if it happened cuz he spilled Ex-Lax on his keyboard & his fingers got the "runs"?

What if the "old" BrucE never would get the postin' "runs"?

What if we should look for pods in his basement?

What if hahahar ancient film reference?

What if no gets the refernce?

What if xc spilled some Ex-Lax on his "brain"?

What if that meant he'd actually do some thinkin' fer once?

What if i have a new pic of jessie i am about to post?

What if this newer, older side of Bruce he reckons he is sprouting is no different to his usual self?

What if, the only difference is there is no super young female scrollers to chat up?

What if.. keep your eyes off my Maddie, she's too old for you, she's 19.... so she's more the right age for CEN?

What if i am nasty, but funny, and i like it..

What if, i am fretting that now i have the money to buy Buffy s7, i won't be able to find it anywhere?

What if, i haven't looked superhard yet, but so far the 4 places i have checked, have sold out, and are waiting a few weeks for the next lot to come in?

What if we just saw a post that there are new Jessie pics, but now the post is gone?

What if, i was trying a photo album, but i screwed it up royally, so i decided to delete it, and just post it in a norml thread?

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Originally posted by Waiting for Seasons 4, 5 and 6.:
What if this newer, older side of Bruce he reckons he is sprouting is no different to his usual self?


What if i am nasty, but funny, and i like it..

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What if Im Flattered .. seems to me I was close to being banned a few times...Yet Dear Ame sees only the good in me ..??


What if nasty but funny is good..??

What if Ive been trying to get here & post in this thread for more than 1 1/2 hours..??
what if Im using Vals College account to do this & its workin Fine..?

What if that means its my ISP thats been such a PAIN today..??

What if the Evil Genius Ame has tinkered with the Scroll software so that Everytime I post her post count goes up by 1 Also..??

What if this means I can NEVER ever catch up.. Nuh uh..??


What if that would be a nasty but funny thing to do..??

What if I looked out my window & saw a showdown in the yard next door..??

What if it was between this adorable & shy young black kitty & the groundhog who lives under the house..??

What if they were just over a foot apart..??

What if the groundhog was so stillI thought it was dead & rigor mortis had set in..?
what if Yeah that SOUNDS dopey butI was watchin for a few minutes before it even Blinked..??

What if iwas makin smmochy kiss sounds at lil kitty who was quite animated during that time snappin his head back & forth between me & the groundhog..??

What if the groundhog used my fianl distraction to sprint under a nearby Xmas tree..??

What if that freaked lil Blacky out after he turned back to the now vanished groundhog..?


What if he quickly guessed where GH went& followed him under ..?
what if GH came out & moved rapidly to his hole ..??

What if thats about it..??b

What if i used that angry icon just to get you to look here?

What if hey, you're looking, musta worked?

What if hey, why are you lookin' at me through the screen like that for?

What if i said hey, punk, until you're ready to type sumtin, look the other direction cuz it's my turn in here to look out & why should i have to look at you looking at me?

What if i ain't gonna take your crap no more, you punk?

What if- you see this- *'* *'* - it's the online xc pinch?

What if- Ha! I just cut off the flow of mullah to pay for your net service, you'll be offline 4ever in minutes if you don't gimme your credit card number now?

What if the Above post must be our xc on drugs..??

What if thats why they call it Dope..??

What if,beleieve me I know ... Personally..??

What if i bought myself a discman today?

What if i am such a non tech head, that i have only ever owned a walkman?

What if, i usually drive everywhere, so i don't need portable music, when i have a stereo?

What if i found an old cd i had been looking for, for only a few dollars?

What if luckily i hadn't bought it 3 shops before, fo full price?

What if my discman reads burnt cd's.. so, yay more..

What if i mainly bought it for walking?

Waht fi we have actually stopped walking due to my flu3 weeks ago, and my stomach virus 1 week ago, so we haven't walked in 3 weeks?

What if we are gunna start again on monday, except my walking partner has one of them little mp3 players that stores all the music in it?

What if cool, but i don't have that much use (nor songs) for one?

What if, now i need to find another prog like kazaa and napster that i can illgeally d/l songs from?

What if I changed my name again..??

What if just because..??

what if June 17th is Granni Braless' Birfday..??

What if you can still use KaZaA?

What if I love my new iPod?

What if you can buy cheaper versions of iPods, that don't hold as many songs?

What if it's good that you're still walking?

What if after posting ALL DAY I have finally gotten to within 1500 posts of Ame..??

What if it was alotta work..??

What if, there's my Argy!!!!

What if, pats her on the head?

What if yes, after being lax, but as i said, i blame my illnesses, because we were going fine b4 that?

What if, and i haven't put any of the wieght back on since we hven't been walking, because we are still eating healthy?

What if my Lil bro can do an imitation of David Attenbourgh that would knock your socks off.??

heehee

What if theres a show on about teenage suicide..??

What if its REALLY,REALLY tuff to watch..???

What if partly because I can identify with the feelings the survivors are describing..??

What if the girls stories are even tuffer to listen to..??

What if I wasn't logged in when I came to the Scroll today?

What if that was very peculiar?

What if there is treachery afoot?

What if, well, I've drawn a complete blank?

What if, meaning I can't think of anything, not that I've literally drawn a complete blank, leaving you all to fill in the blank?

What if someone has tunred on one of the lights in our backyard?

What if they haven't and time is being reversed and it's really the sun coming back?

What if the sun has strange powers in reverse?

What if it lights up everything on the ground, but the sky remains black?

What if, coz that's what it looks like out there?

What if this reversal of time would give sense to the odd feeling of not knowing what time it was a few minutes ago?

What if I felt like I'd been thrust forward an hour in time though?

What if time around me is being reversed, but I'm going on?

What if this has something to do with me not being logged in?

What if time has gone back to before I was registered?

What if I'm oddly attracted to the spider demon on Charmed?

What if in it's human form, not the spider form?

What if also, the female and not Chris?

What if his eyes and teeth aren't very nice, plus his skin is all dirty and sweaty?

What if, not to say that I'm attracted to Chris with normal eyes and teeth and clean skin..?

What if strange thing, not being logged in?

what if my computer doesn't seem to believe in pictures just now?

what if i don't understand why some of brucy's posts have space for a pic but some don't?

what if maybe when i get the power of pics back, all will be clear?

what if, speaking of pics,this?

what if i can't see it, but nouchy asures me "wow"?

what if that's good then ?

what if it's an old pic i found in one of my diaries?

what if i swear to god on a stack of bibles and stuff that i drew it years before the movie even existed?

what if this makes me a little freaked with the similarities?

what if i keep telling you people that i should be in charge of these movies?

what if, enough of this, angel is on?

What if Kazaa apparently puts spyware crap onto your computer?

What if Kazaalite doesn't?

What if and it works very well, so I hear?

What if I like Maddie's bird-horsey?

What if the little dog creature reminds me of a cat?

What if now I wonder if it's part cat?

What if I enjoyed Salem's last What If so much I'm reading it again?

--what if I mean the whole post, not just one line over and over?

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Originally posted by Madogis:
what if i don't understand why some of brucy's posts have space for a pic but some don't?

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What if Yay I was lookin for a Segway intro this thread & Maddy did one for me..??

What if when Im posting alot in 1 thread I dont use my Sig pic everytime so people wont hafta scroll past the same pic over & over again..?

What if seeing a thing occassionally is a treat but too much is not..????

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Originally posted by Brucy Blabbermouth:
What if the Above post must be our xc on drugs..??

What if thats why they call it Dope..??

What if,beleieve me I know ... Personally..??

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What if BrucE has confused being on drugs with hearing psycho voices?

What if the voices in xc's head are dopes?

What if believe me, I know they are dopes?