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What if I have an earache? What if it hurts, dammit? What if I remember the last summer earache I had I actually did start hearing voices because I wasn't getting any sleep? What if bleah? What if when I went to the doctor that time he gave me a shot? What if the infection went from right ear to my left ear? What if I had a phone job that summer and had a hell of a time with the headset for a few days? What if the phone hurts now? What if I got a walk in client today? What if this is a bit of a novelty for me as I'm on the second floor of an office building and my only window is out to the hallway? What if I think he was looking for the guy down the hall? What if the guy down the hall wasn't there? What if I don't know if I'm lucky or not?  | |||
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quote: What if I msorry Smirkys not feelin so well..?? What if Dear SM pays attention to the following because maybe its important..?? What if occassionally I fhad to use lilttle roll up foam earplugs at work because of noise ... ?? what if the plugs also created a Near Perfect Environment for Bacteria to grow in my Ears..? What if those headphones were doing that to Smirky too..?? what if our ears werent made to be covered up for extended periods oftime ..?? What if NUH UH..!!??!! What if Smirky Never forgets that her cute little ears need to .. umm Breathe ..Yeah.. thats it..??  | |||
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quote: What if I dont think have EVER wondered if Im lucky or Not..?? | |||
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what if it's a hippogriff? what if, my bird-horsey, not the cause of the ear infection? what if the hippogriff WAS the cause of the ear infection  ?what if smirk should clean out her ears more often, if there's been a hippogriff living in there? what if infections wouldn't surprise me at all if that's the case? what if i stop talking absolute crap and get back to the regular kind of crap? what if i draw dogs that look like cats and cats that look like dogs? what if i draw humans that look like animals and animals that look like humans? what if it happens everytime and there's o going back now? what if it's a curse i'm doomed to live out for all eternity? what if i digress? what if i thought that i'd missed an episode of yugi between when cheez tv abandonded it and when i found it again on nick? what i learned today that i've missed an entire virtual-world saga? what if that sux beyond all reason? what if i think i saw a fair bit of it today? what if there's been so much left unsaid, like who the hell is noah and why is he messing with kaiba?? what if i know the answers are just an episode guide away, but that's no fun  ?what if so much learned about kaiba's past and the orphinarium? what if "mokie" ^_^? what if i'll stop now - i know you wouldn't want to be spoiled  ?what if i have a lump of a rat sitting on my elbow? what if that's an odd place for it then? what if fyi, the nostradamus prophecy about the two brothers being torn apart and the start of world war three is apparently a hoax? what if i think sometimes those nostradamus people (*side-steps the thought that she might be one*) do a fair bit of reaching? what if "mabus" - the great evil or some such - is an "anogram" of "osaMA" and "BUSh"? what if...ok then? what if i watched a documentary today - leave me alone? what if it's the fault of a hysterical world that i'm so damned impressionable? what if i need a nice glass of warm milk and a lie down and i'll be ok? what if - warm milk - who decided that was a good thing? what if, what a world? --------------------------------------  | |||
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what if no one's what iffing...what gives leo? -------------------------------------- | |||
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What if I feel so proud that someone read one of my what if posts more than once? What if my whole life has been leading up to this moment? What if I'd like to thank Argy for starting the original What If thread? What if I'd like to thank all the Scrollers who participate in these threads for keeping them going? What if I'd like to thank my internet for giving me access to the Scrolls? What if I'd like to thank my chair for supporting me all these years? What if I'd like to thank my keyboard for not being too far away to use comfortably? What if I'd like to thank this post for not being too long? ____________________  | |||
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what if i just scored 80 on Salem's freind quiz, and i didn't even know anything about the subjects of most of his questions and was totally guessing? what if it just proves i'm just a lucky guesser? what if all my unusual talents are useless? WHAT WOULD XENA DO?  are you sitting on the soap? sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...' | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if I just scored 71 on zoom's friend quiz? What if I'm currently first on the scoreboard? What if, well, except for 'test'? What if, but still!? What if the only question I was 100% sure on was the name of her dog? ____________________ | |||
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what if amen to that - i just scored 71 on zoom's test as well ?-------------------------------------- | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if I swear to all my gods that we didn't cheat? What if it'll look bad if we have the same questions right and wrong? What if only zoom will be able to tell? What if the things never send me the answers? ____________________ | |||
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What if heh? | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if Salem is mocking me? What if that made me think of mock turtle soup and I went off on a whole mental tangent just now? What if I've decided I don't want to know anything more about turtle soup, mock or otherwise? | |||
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WHat if ummmm.. I remember to star t ALL replies to Heitie with ...Ummm..??  What if Im shocked Horrified &Ive forgotten what else after seeing the Laffin Kitty..?? What if he didnt look like he was laffin to me..?? what if I may be scarred for life..??? What if I post some animal what ifs..?? Why is it easier to fool the masses than it is to convince them that they have been fooled...? | |||
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What if theres a Tiny Zebra striped jumpin spider livin in a hole in the joint of Kitchen crank out window ...?? What if Yeah hes THAT small..??  What if I killed a fly on the window & he fell down past the spider who started sneakin up on the carcass really Cautiously..?? WHat if Spider stopped about 3-4 fly lengths away from the fly above it on the glass..?? What if I thought he was wondering if he could eat such a thing..?? What if he Suddenly gave a Cat-like Ferocious pounce on the fly thinkin he had to kill it..?? What if the fly was easily 3x his size ..??? What if he seemed to bite in & hang on...?? WHat if he was still at it 20 mins later..?? WHat if he grows to big for his Saddam-like spiderhole..?? | |||
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What if my kitty seemed to vanish today..?? What if thats not unusal for most cats but Princess is 17-18 years old..?? What if she rarely goes 30 feet from the door..?? What if the 1 of the idiots Im not gettin along with upstairs had a bandage on his arm..?? What if I was eyein him up & down for cat Scratches..?? What if My cat were to never turn up I would presume it was him & go mideval on him with my Baseball bat..?? What if Princess wandered into the next yard over & was hidden in some really tall grass..?? What if everyone,including anyone near here who might have been in need of an Ambulance this afternoon is REALLY lucky I didnt just jump to Conclusions..?? | |||
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| Scroll Guardian |
What if OW? What if double damned OW? What if the previous ear infection started in the ear that didn't have the ear piece over it? What if I'm beginning to feel really hostile toward the medical profession? What if no doctor will see a patiet on a Friday? What if because they've decided they get three day weekends? What if I found a walk-in clinic? What if it made me feel a bit better about the medical profession? What if they gave me some ear drops that are usually quite expensive, but they managed to get me enough samples? What if my ear canal was completely swollen shut? What if when I took the elevator up to the 41st floor this morning for work it hurt like hell? What if I only lasted a couple of hours at work today? What if I had a temperature of 101 degrees F? What if my blood pressure was scary high today? What if the nurse said that was because I was in pain? What if it's nice to have someone else admit, "by gosh, you're really in pain?" What if I feel all loopy now? What if Mom bought me some cans of chicken soup because it's hard for me to chew anything? What if and some cantelope? What if I think the cantelope is really for Abby Tabby? What if OW, dammit? | |||
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What if dude, Nora, this is what happens when you get old? What if nah seriously, I hope your ear doesn't swell to massive proportions and then they have to amputate? Heh. What if hey, that's sympathetic for me? What if I've been commanded to attend dinner this evening? What if usually I can't be commanded to do anything but...well...shaddup, I don't need to explain myself? What if I'm weird, I know? What if works done, time to go? ____________________________  I <3 4 foot 11, blonde, operatic wonders from Oklahoma. There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if not cantaloupe! nooooooooo!? | |||
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What if yes it's true, pain affects my typing much more than drinking? What if I tried to type a response to xc's quiz thread and kept getting off on the right hand home keys? What if dyde? What if ow, dammit? What if I'm trying to eat soup and crackers? What if I have to dip the saltines in the soup so that they dissolve with minimum chewing? What if OW? What if I'm not very good company right now? What if everybody knows this and has me blocked on their IMs? What if I don't have a freakin' choice I have to hang out with myself? What if jesus I'm whining? What if Design on a Dime is on? What if the cast is trying way too hard to be spontaneous and kooky? What if they are kind if kooky in that creepy way? What if Summer always does really weird sewing projects? What if I look at them and think, "yeah, you could do it that way, but why would you want to? What if Lee and Charles keep encouraging her though? What if uh oh, Lee is doing "wall art"? What if it's so ridiculous the way they try to creat that false suspense? What if I liked Trading Spaces, but I'm a little irritated that EVERY design show thinks it has to be TS? What if the homeowners are really just freakin' distracting from the design? What if I'm not bashing TS because it never pretended to be a design show? What if I'm really thinking about cancelling cable? What if it does give me something else to bitch about though? | |||
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What if I really wasn't mocking Heitie? What if I was honestly proud? What if I was dishonestly proud? What if, seriously, I was happy? What if "I can't elope, Kim!"? What if ?____________________ | |||
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What if I feel sorry for Nora's ear? What if Nora's ear hired Nora as it's lawyer to sue all medical people? What if I woke up this morning and there had been a black out? What if my clock was angrily flashing 1:10 at me? What if it confused me, thinking "Shit, how is it already 1:10??"? What if, I came to my senses though and just went back to sleep, unaware of the time? What if I finally got up to discover it was 9:30am? ____________________ | |||
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What if Ah Ha! What if I knew my IM people were hiding from me? What if <sniff>? What if dear god make it stop? What if it's another episode of Design on a Dime, but with Team B? What if they scare me more than Team A? | |||
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What if I didn't realise my IM wasn't on? What if I did and am purposely avoiding Nora? What if I would never do that? What if I'm a nice guy? What if then why am I not turning anything on? What if I turned someone on who reads this? What if that's not what I meant at all? What if I just brushed my hair? What if I feel wide awake now? ____________________ | |||
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What if sorry, Slem, I'm just too damned sick and tired to be turned on by you or anybody else right now? What if I appreciate the thought though? What if your signature pic is strangely disturbing? What if I don't know what the heck that thing is? What if I don't think I want to know? | |||
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quote: What if 3 nekkid Dancing Brucies..?? What if Ok thats prorbaly more funny than sexy..?? What if Hey Hey Hey dont break anything laffin now .Awright..?? Why is it easier to fool the masses than it is to convince them that they have been fooled...? | |||
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