What if pollen is plant sperm?

What if bwahaaa?

What if I'm listening to Linda Ronstadt?

What if awesome?

What if The L Word can't return fast enough for me, nor can the dvds release soon enough?

What if I had a cup of coffee that's making my typing somewhat oblique?

What if I stop for a bit and drink some water?

What if gosh, that's a nice sentence to start a new page with?

What if YaY Heitie realised I wasnt referring to her in my remarks that women need to think about..??


What if my yappin is pretty much pointless anyways..??

Whjat if no one who needs to think about where their future is headed will ever think what I say applies to them..??

What if pollen IS plant sperm...??

What if I now qualify as perv for forcin veggy plants to have sex outside at 3PM with alla the kids around..??

What if Im glad I dont need to write another apology for bein mis-understood & stuff..??

What if a scroll page topped by heitie's musings on any topic is always a good & classy start??

What if I honestly thought of this AFTER I posted the above reply & Im NOT trying to make my post numbers go up up up..??? ;D

What if it Poured here for a bit .. but thats good because of dry plants & fireworks...not a pretty combo..??

What if that made me think of a "Why is it that?"

What if I dont try to open to reply boxes at the same time with this dodgy set-up Im using,just because..??

What if mostly because Im sure wearing a condom WILL NOT protect me from what might happen..??

What if No I dont mean I'll get pregnant..???

What if Salem has the Biggest tentacle of Any scroller ever..???

What if not..????

Whjat if Nora is slowly turning me into a 'What if Perv'..???

What if it was SO hot & muggy today that I let Princess outside & after a few minutes she Hissed & hid under the car...??

what if I suspect it was because of the heat.. shes a mostly dark calico who IS 17 years old.. thats like 110+ in cat years I think..??

What if because shes a cat I really have no idea what bugged her so much..???

what if i'm glad brucy clarified that "princess" is a cat?

what if i was concerned, what with all the talk of sperm and polination, and the fact that she's 17 years old?

what if, on the subject, i watched a show called "real sex" the other night, and it was a real eye-opener?

what if sex sex everywhere - in full view of everyone and in many different ways?

what if i was shocked that i wasn't shocked?

what if it seemed to be pretty tastefully documetned, without looking clinical and wrong?

what if i ask if anyone's ever been to "swingstock" ?

what if i think brucy is very brave saying that men are not the source of most women's problems?

what if i happen to agree, but i wouldnta said it ?

what if i'm living proof - i have no man and i have many MANY problems?

what if i can create deep personal issues all by myself thanks?

what if i went to the dentist today?

what if ow ?

what if, well not so much "ow" as "what the f*ck do you need a bunsen for!?!?!?!"?

what if there was ash in my mouth - i renounce my desire to smoke?

what if i also don't think i'd like the idea of fire being anywhere near my face?

what if it's one of my 3 great fears?

what if fire, spiders, and churches?

what if i maintain that i was burned as a witch by the church in a previous life, and spiders are just...creepy?

what if i'm hungry?

what if i found that friends quote by the way *see sig*?

what if heh, i think the pic goes well ?

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What if I am remembering why I hate the 4th of July?

What if because of all the loud noises, ie fireworks and firecrackers?

What if my dogs don't like it either?

What if I am the lamest American ever?

What if my 4th consisted of hot dogs by myself, cleaning my room, and putting the trash out?

What if did I mention I hate the 4th, 'cause I really do?

What if its only redeeming quality was the fact that it gave me a holiday off of work?

What if now that I've done my lame things, I'm bored and putzing around?

What if I've been on a boy band kick lately?

What if I hadn't listened to my pop-ish CDs in a long time, but now they're ALL coming out?

What if good Lord, I need help?

What if putz putz?

What if Gabber turned on her IM?

What if I rather like the Fourth myself?

What if we went out tonight to look at all the fireworks people were shooting off?

What if one cop stopped by and asked us where the closest location of fireworks people was?

What if it's illegal to shoot off fireworks in all the cities around here?

What if it's impossible to enforce?

What if we pointed him toward the biggest display because it happened to go off where he could see it anyway?

What if the cop probably didn't find them because their display went on for quite some time?

what if i like the backstreet boys ?

what if "that's what she said"?

what if there is a sharp and cruddy bit on my tooth that must have been missed in all the burning and scraping and polishing?

what if, but there was so much of it - how could they miss?

what if i'm going back on fridya anyways, so i guess it's all good?

what if i just hope that my cheek isn't all bloody and pussy by then (ew)?

what if, and another thing, why doesn't literati accept "ew" as a word??

what if it's a perfectly perfect word as far as words go and i demand it be included?

what if the bother is, nothing rhymes you see?

what if, perhaps not?

what if "efulgent" while i'm here?

what if electricity lies?

what if that has nothing to do with anything?

what if likewise, rock attained perfection in 1974 - it's a scientific fact?

what if home and away's on tonight?

what if oooh i can't wait for all the drama ?

what if, and the romance ?

what if robbie and kim, sittin' in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g ?

what if this is reminding me of nora's "any sperm will do" comment?

what if nevermind how?

what if i too got "any dream will do" in my head as soon as i read it?

what if i like that song ?

what if i didn't dream about robbie and kim at all last night, but i did hear on the radio this morning that some japanese company is working on a product that can make you dream about what ever you want?

what if it relies on music and "key phrases" playing while you sleep?

what if...."robbie"...."kim"...."sexual healing"......?

what if ?

what if my mouth tastes and smells like dental crap but i'm not confident enough to do anything about it just now?

what if i go put the clothes out like i was supposed to a couple of hours ago?

what if i missed pokemon this morning and am sad?

what if i had such a strong feeling it was about james too?

what if right, clothes, i'm going now?

what if bah?

What if my fourth was phenomenal?

What if I didn't even celebrate in the "normal" way?(NORMAL? EWWWWW!)

What if i went swimming instead?

What if I did 35 laps? (woohoo go me?)

What if i came back and cooked yummy pasta for me and my husband and had some wine with it?

What if after that--hem--it was quite an amorous time indeed?

What if whatever way you spend holidays is a celebration cuz you always celebrate life no matter what you do--by simply living it?

What if Maddie's getting me really curious about Home and Away now?

What if I wonder what channel it's on?

What if that dream you had about Fox Mulder could have been a symbol of you looking for your inner sister?

What if I'm just speculating but I'm not always that bad at the dream analysis thing?(not always)

What if each and every one of us has an inner sister and brother?

What if we all just need to find him or her?

What if I just go write a poem instead of what iffing--cuz i'm getting all deep on your asses?

What if--oh well, why not?

What if I agree that some women on this planet do have a problem with blaming men for their problems?

What if thank god I'm not one of them?

What if, with that said, I've discoverred I really don't like white wine?

What if it just has a taste to it that doesn't agree with me?

What if I'm a merlot and chianti girl?

What if bring on the merlot and chianti?

What if enjoy?

what if home and away is on channel 7, at 7, every weekday ?

what if i just now wrote this at the robbie site:
well of course tash would hit robbie - she's frickin' nuts! you'd have to be crazy to try and injur something that precious. *reliving robbie/duncan fight...and kim just happening to run across from the other side of the field to wrestle robbie away...any excuse to touch him * ?

what if intriguing, yes ?

what if...i still haven't put those clothes out ?

What if wow maddie do you have one of those clothes lines where you dry your clothes outside?

What if me bein a big city girl who's always lived in apartments i've always envied that?

What if cuz it would be lovely to wear clothes dried in the great outdoors?

What if i grew up in a house but my mom hated those things cuz she hated hangin up clothes more the pity?

What if but i can see what she means cuz it does seem like a really tedious job?

What if and wet clothes aren't fun to handle?

What if I wish i had more points left I'd drink this chocolate milk sitting in front of me?

What if thanks for the info about Home and Away i'll see if my cable has channel 7?

What if cya's for now?

what if that's some cable iffin it does o.o?

what if, though i've heard tell of kath and kim weaseling it's way into (i assume) american tv, so maybe home and away has too?

what if there's a viewer of the series in scottland that says robbie's not even in it there yet?

what if, what the hell's the point?

what if, well, the nick/angie/dillon saga was fun, but it's no robbie and kim?

what if i pity those who are doomed to live a robbieless life?

what if i even weep for them?

what if maybe this will ease the pain?


what if ?

What if thanks, some very loveeeely lookin people?

What if well if East Enders can come here maybe Home and Away can too?

What if well who knows?

What if at least I got me East Enders?

What if but I do hope the Mitchell brothers don't get what they want, I'm SO fed up with them?

What if cuz Grant is responsible for Tiffany and he got off easy! grrrr

What if i really like Beppe better than Grant and I wish Tiffany had liked him too?

What if I hope Nina and Beppe make a go of it?

What if I'm sick of Bianca's whining and Dan's obnoxiousness?

What if I hope someone tells Carol and she kicks Dan to the curb and doesn't turn on her daughter?

What if Sam is a doormat and totally useless charactar?

What if give her a spine for God's sake?

What if cuz Peggy's got one, where's hers?

What if heheheheh?

What if with that said--HEY! Sorry Gabber forgot to congratulate you on your awesome grades--you go girl! You deserved it! After all that hard work don't it feel awesome?

What if after that you deserve to treat yourself to a nite out?

What if see your favorite movie three times for the heck of it?

What if laters for now?

What if loud noises are SO not cool?

What if I repeat, NOT cool?

What if I'm used to all the fireworks and firecrackers by now (four straight hours of it will do that), but this loud noise literally SHOOK the whole house?

What if #(&*#($*!?

What if my heart nearly came outta my chest?

What if my poor heart?

What if again, I say, I HATE fourth of July, UGH?

what if it's at least 10mins before anything good happens on tv?

what if, even then, it's only s7 buffy?

what if they replaced my angel with "earth: final conflict" and i don't know why?

what if *sigh*?

what if i know nothing of east enders, but i assume it's like "neighbours" ?

what if i also assume it's some top-noch 80's soap action, and there's nothin wrong with that ?

what if, wouldn't it be interesting if julian mcmahon was still in home and away?

what if he brings brian krauss along with him for no good reason?

what if make my own fun?

what if AAAHHHHH!?

what if hotmail is telling me that i'm not a member of my robbie group!!!!!*CRIES!!!!!!*?

what if, maybe implying to his girlfriend(who happens to be the manager of the board) that i think it would be a good idea for his character to be gay crossed a line ?

what if maybe hotmail is just screwing up?

what if god i hope so ?

What if I'm making stew for dinner tonight?

What if chopping all the onions makes my eyes hurt?

What if it's worth it for the end result?

What if my whole house smells like stew at the moment, overlaid by onion scent?

What if I'm gonna serve this stew over pasta?

What if stew is the best thing to eat on a cold Winter's night?

what if well, it's all over?

what if i've sent an email to the manager, apologising for goodness knows what and asking for another chance?

what if there's nothing more i can do ?

what if still, maybe it is all a mistake and i'll be welcomed back with open arms?

what if "no no maddie, we'd never get rid of you - we LOVE you"?

what if yeah...yeah that's it - it's all a mistake, no one hates me, it's all just a crazy mistake, hahaha ?

what if, now if only i believed that ?

what if ah "absolute beginners", eases the pain?

what if, oh. it's over. well that's just great?

what if *makes do with jazzy semisonic, though it in no way reflects the mood*?

what if this is a sad day for us all...particularly me ?

what if, ooh rebel rebel - that's more like it ?

What if poor Maddie and her being thrown out of the group?

What of poor Gabber, I know how you feel about loud noises?

What if I celebrated the 4th of July in Animal Crossing last night? o.O

What if I bought a fan from Redd and watched the fireworks display over the lake?

What if hehe?

What if I got mail today?

What if apparently I now have a superannuation fund??

What if and a financial advisor?

What if I didn't sign up for anything?

What if and how depressing, it has a list of what I'm apparently paying for and all it has is "Death"?

What if I'm not paying for my own death, just leave me were I drop?

What if it's a pity Maddie missed Pokèmon this morning, because it was pretty funny?

What if I didn't dream of my crushing defeat?

What if I did dream about trying to catch a Tyranitar though?

What if it was scary?

What if oh foul, I'm playing Animal Crossing and one of my villagers asked if I wanted to hear a scary story, and I said no?

What if they said it was probably for the best, because "I wouldn't be able to tell it without, you know, marking my territory"?

What if too much inforMAtion?

What if when I started playing today I was chewed out by Resetti for resetting the game last time?

What if he was the angriest I'd ever seen?

What if he said he wouldn't leave me alone unless I did what he said?

What if he told me to say "I stink"?

What if I typed in "Piss off" instead?

What if he just started yelling again and demanded I say I stunk?

What if I caved and did it, then he left, after telling me to brush my teeth?

What if geez, that's a bummer maddie i hope they work it out and you get taken back in?

What if, but if you don't, you're better off without them, at least you know you appreciate Robbie for who he is?

What if East Enders did start in the 80's but now they're showing eps from 1999(here in the states?)

What if for all I know they're keeping up with that 80's mood?(I didn't watch til 96--hubby got me hooked, it's all his fault hehe)

What if as hooked as I am I sometimes just wanna STRANGLE some of those people?(*cough cough*Grant *cough cough* Bianca)

What if but it's like a drug, I can't stop watching and hoping some of these people will get their asses kicked?

What if cuz at least Phil Mitchell got his come-uppance when Kathy took off and left?(GO KATHY! WOO HOO!)

What if but I still wish she had gone with Alex?

What if one more thing, Melanie is being such a ditz and she's smarter than that?

What if with that said, Gabber I hope things are quieter for you today?(a lil at least)

What if these people were having a party in my building and a scary sounding fight broke out?

What if thank god no bloody gunshots or violence that would have totally bummed me out?


What if my phone died today for an hour?

What if it magically came back to life?

What if weeeeeird?

What if wow, Argeaux, it's cold down there? Season differences, I tell you!

What if mmm beef stew sounds yummy?

What if I'm having pasta tonite again and I can't wait?(don't eat pasta that often these days)

What if cya laters for now?

What if Abby has jumped into a box?

What if she seems to be lurking?

What if she's waiting for me to walk by so she can take a swipe at me?

What if she's got issues?

What if I've got issues?

What if you have issues?

What if we are all so concerned about our own issues we just can't be bothered with other people's issues?

What if we are so sick of our own issues that someone else's issues are a nice break?

What if I have non-issues?

What if I issue a note?

What if I issue a declaration?

What if that was the wrong way to use "issue"?

What if you have issue with that?

What if that's too bad?