what if pg 10, i think?

what if 90 pgs to go?

what if things slow down half way thru like last what if thread?

what if another year before next what if thread?

what if sunshiney right now yay?

what if gotta clean garage today?

what if possible garage sale?

what if no tellin what's in garage?

what if missin scrollers stored away in garage!?

what if goin to video store soon?

what if hope cute red head clerkette is there?

what if dreamed about her last nite?

what if PG rated dream ya pervs?

what if not sure if i rent sumthin or just browse then flirt *ahem*?

what if disappointment day?

what if didn't get job i interviewed for?

what if it went to the other person as they already is a university employee?

what if still have 4 university jobs i applied for that have yet to be filled?

what if hope i get called in for interviews?

what if cute video store clerkette was there today?

what if she was too busy to chat?

what if i think she was angry at other vid store employees?

what if fire them n hire me!?

what if that'd make up for not gettin job above?

what if mowed front yard yet again?

what if mowed more times this yr than all last year?

what if miss the drought?

what if come back, drought, yer buddy xc misses ya?

what if ya come back i throw a party for ya n we can roast tumbleweeds & dry up some nearby ponds?

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what if sunshiney right now yay?

What if YaY Im glad your weather finally cleared up..?

what if that colder rainy stuff is due maybe on friday..????

WHat if we could use the rain....?

What if its been hot & sunny & dry here for ..like 2 Weeks..???

what if rented 'The Impossible' tonite?

what if hope i like it cuz i's moody?

what if i may bite other scrollers tonite?

what if 'beware of the xc'!?

What if PJ O'Rourke & Rand Paul were just on a PBS Show..

What if Im insulted to have to Freakin Retards on Educational TV.....?

What if I let Brucfier outside after keepin him in all day yesterday & most of today so he punished me by stayin out til way after dark..?
WHat if he likes to eat more than even I do ...so he couldnt hold out real late..?

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Originally posted by xenacrazed:

what if i may bite other scrollers tonite?

what if 'beware of the xc'!?

What if XC has been Possessed by LINXI !!!!!!

What if XC called me on only 1 lonely illegal what if but the thought was so horrifying I should be let off with just a Warning..?

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What if the redhead Vid Clerk Chases XC all over shoutin "Mulder!!! Mulder !!!" !

WHat if I throw in a few more !!!!!!! just for good measure????


What if Bill Gates is on the Next show..??

What if I really dis-like that weaselly rich Weiner..???

WHat if I really have turned into a Cranky Old Fart...???

What if the Online banner shows me & 7 'guests' are online..

WHat if thats me XC & most of his wives?


WHAT IF I START POSTIN IN BOLD CAPS TO SCARE EVERYBODY OFF????

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Originally posted by Thersites:


What if I let Brucfier outside after keepin him in all day yesterday & most of today so he punished me by stayin out til way after dark..?
WHat if he likes to eat more than even I do ...so he couldnt hold out real late..?

what if Natalie Adele is on a diet?

what if vet says she has to be?

what if she looks at me with pitiful eyes wantin more food?

what if i have to tell her its for her own good?

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Originally posted by Thersites:

quote:

Originally posted by xenacrazed:

what if i may bite other scrollers tonite?

what if 'beware of the xc'!?

What if XC has been Possessed by LINXI !!!!!!

what if only 1 what if?

what if Ame bites BrucE for this?

what if Ame enlists Linxi to bite BrucE?

what if even that don't work?

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Originally posted by Thersites:
What if the redhead Vid Clerk Chases XC all over shoutin "Mulder!!! Mulder !!!" !
?

what if i would like that?

what if i hope i dream that tonite?

what if i tape dream & put it on dvd?

what if i turn that dvd in to cute red head clerkette & ask her to watch it?

what if then she chase me outta the video store!?

what if gonna watch movie now?

what if gotta fix snack?

what if not much hungry?

what if heated salami sandwich?

WHat if I was Almost forced to search my computer desk for something but it was a false alarm..???

WHat if thank my lucky stars as its been a catch all for the last 3 1/2 Years I hav been living here??

What if my typing is getting all Borked up again ..?

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Originally posted by xenacrazed:

What if XC has been Possessed by LINXI !!!!!!

what if only 1 what if?

what if Ame bites BrucE for this?

what if Ame enlists Linxi to bite BrucE?

what if even that don't work?

What if duly noted & corrected...?
What if I plead for leniency..?

What if next time the baliff can Whack my Peepee,..?

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Originally posted by xenacrazed:
what if gonna watch movie now?

what if gotta fix snack?

what if not much hungry?

what if heated salami sandwich?

What if Salami Sammich belongs in the FOOD THREAD ??

What if thats probably NOT Illegal because I didnt do it..???

What if No wonder youre not hungry..?

What if I had a giant 2/3 Lb burger with Provolone cheese on sour dough bread..???

What if I want a pickles chaser for that..???

What if I just found a last hunk of peanut brittle damn is it good..??

What if no it wasnt hidden for 3 years on my desktop under papers yellowed by torrents of cat pee..?!?!?

What if youre gross... even imagining that??

What if it was in the cupboard in a special container I put it in maybe 6 weeks ago??

What if this is my 200th post?

What if there might be a comet coming this fall bright enuff to be visible during daylight..?

What if thats to celebrate my 2500th post...'Cause Im sure to be there by then...rite?

What if in a battle between eatin a pickle or peanut brittle PB WINS !!!!!

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Originally posted by Thersites:
WHat if I was Almost forced to search my computer desk for something but it was a false alarm..???

WHat if thank my lucky stars as its been a catch all for the last 3 1/2 Years I hav been living here??

What if my typing is getting all Borked up again ..?

what if only 3 what ifs?

what if somebody needs the Ame-cop on 'em lol?

what if the Ame-cop needs to show fer duty?

what if the Ame-cop is related to Robocop?

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Originally posted by Thersites:

quote:

Originally posted by xenacrazed:

What if XC has been Possessed by LINXI !!!!!!

what if only 1 what if?

what if Ame bites BrucE for this?

what if Ame enlists Linxi to bite BrucE?

what if even that don't work?

What if duly noted & corrected...?
What if I plead for leniency..?

What if next time the baliff can Whack my Peepee,..?

what if only 3 what ifs?

what if somebody needs the Ame-cop on 'em lol?

what if the Ame-cop needs to show fer duty?

what if the Ame-cop is related to Robocop?

what if deja vu all over again?

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Originally posted by Thersites:
What if this is my 200th post?

What if there might be a comet coming this fall bright enuff to be visible during daylight..?

What if thats to celebrate my 2500th post...'Cause Im sure to be there by then...rite?

What if in a battle between eatin a pickle or peanut brittle PB WINS !!!!!

what if why are yer post countin?

what if there aint enuff activity for that?

what if i need to post on the other forums i post on?

what if they's all music forums?

what if after midnite sneak?

what if hope job hunt improves fast?

what if gotta compete with summer job ppl?

what if that'll be depressing?